Chapter 313: The Happy Life of a Robber Intern (Part I)

Lorraine narrowed her eyes slightly, and looked carefully at the other side.

There were about forty or fifty of them.

They gathered in a heap below the hillside, the vast majority of them dressed in tattered clothes. He carried a spear or a sword like an iron bar.

The few people in the middle were dressed better, especially the one who stepped on the wild boar and put on a leather armor. But look at the scars left on it. It's been a long time.

Lorraine's heart was moved at the moment, these guys gathered in this inaccessible place, and all of them were not good-looking, and at a glance it was clear that they were either bandits or robbers.

He hurriedly took two steps forward to get in front of Leo, then raised his weapon against the group. Then, with a flick of his finger, he pulled the safety on the bolt.

As long as there is something wrong, these guys will be killed

Leo poked his head out from behind Lorraine, looked at the group of people excitedly, and wondered, "How can there be so many people here?"

Lorraine saw that some of them were shameless, and they were wearing a colorful woman's dress. And there are still a few dark red blood spots on the clothes, so you can imagine what the fate of its original owner was.

Lorraine couldn't help but feel disgusted, stared coldly at the people opposite, and said in a cold voice: "Stop." Ye Ling, unknown and with guns and sticks, who do you say they are?"

Leona is such a clever scoundrel. I think I was already a bandit intern when I fled with Catherine.

He rolled his eyes, and he also understood. He exclaimed, "Huh?" and jumped out of Lorraine's back.

He looked at the group of people in front of him with excitement, just like Vera saw a gem, her eyes were full of stars, and she exclaimed happily, "Could it be that this group of people is a bandit?"

He saw that Lorraine acquiesced. When he slapped his thigh, he exclaimed excitedly: "It's really not easy, but let me bump into it."

After finishing speaking, he looked at the group of people and smiled almost from ear to ear.

Lorraine listened, but couldn't help frowning. Leo's words, how awkward to sound

How can you meet a bandit, but you are so happy?

If you don't know this grandfather, maybe you'll still think of him as a fool with a lack of brains.

Thinking of this, Lorraine quietly took two steps forward, a little further away from him. If it weren't for the danger on the other side, Lord Lorraine would have even pretended not to know this ruffian.

The crowd on the opposite side saw that there were only three people on the opposite side, among them there was a girl, a child, and the white and chubby boy. Although he looks very cute and cute, when he sees these people, he immediately has stars in his excited eyes, and he is obviously a fool.

Everyone couldn't help but feel strange in their hearts, but out of professional habits, they were vigilant and looked at it weekly. But there was no one else.

At this moment, a burly, collar-looking man on the opposite side stepped forward.

He carried a huge boulder in his hand, his triangular eyes widened, and he looked Lorraine and the three of them up and down. A few glances, and then said, "Who are you?"

Leo poked his head out and asked loudly, "Are you bandits?"

The people on the other side couldn't help but be stunned for a moment when they heard Leo's childish voice. A group of people looked at each other, and then they all laughed out loud with a hideous look on their faces.

After laughing, the leader waved the long sword in his hand, and said loudly with a cruel smile: "Yes, we are thieves, look at you few people with fine skin and tender meat, you are all rich masters, today is really lucky, not only can you pick up wild boars, but also pick up fat sheep." ”

The bandits all laughed with ominous implications. Then, like a coyote, they quietly surround one. Semicircle. Surrounded by the three of Lorraine.

Leo was overjoyed.

He pestled the spear in his hand to the ground, then crossed his waist with one hand and looked at them, "Haha." Laughed and said, "Great, I've been looking for you for a long time."

This sentence is inexplicable to this group of bandits. Xindao: Is this child really caught in the head by the door? Seeing that the bandit did not escape. I'm so happy. "It's also too hurtful to self-esteem."

Thinking of this, they couldn't help but speed up their pace.

Lorraine looked at both sides quietly, then nodded, and said, "Several, trouble, that wild boar was caught by us, please help us send it over." ”

When the thieves heard this, they couldn't help but slow down and looked at each other. Immediately afterwards, these lowly ruffians clutched their stomachs one by one and laughed wildly.

They shouted, "Did you hear that?" He actually asked us to send him over. We're bandits

"Isn't it stupid, or are rich people so virtuous?"

"The Son is not accustomed to it. Annoying stinky fault. ”

"Damn, that's it, I'm the most hated for the rich. I'll see how I clean it up."

The bandit led the sword in his hand. pointed to the three of Lorraine, and then shouted: "It's still the three of you, all of you come over obediently."

That girl, uncle, I have never seen such a beautiful woman in my life. And you, you're not bad with a white face, those old guys must like it. And this boy is so fat. After being castrated, it must have been worth a lot of money when it was sold to the royal palace of Bosilia. ”

Lorraine, you are a dog, but dare to say this Uncle Ben, let you know what the ten tortures of the Manchu Qing are. Master, I'm just material

Leo grew up under Catherine. It is also deeply influenced by some of her aesthetics. In other words, he, like those girls, hates "fat" extremely

But due to the personal philosophy of the grandfather. On the issue of fatness, there are also some differences in that girls hate being fat. But although the grandfather is fat, what he hates the most is what others say about himself

Therefore, he beat his chest angrily next to him, and shouted angrily: "Where am I fat? Where am I fat? Young master, I am so handsome, you bastards are so big and daring, you dare to say that I am fat? You touch your conscience, are you all let the dog eat? Say these words, are you ashamed? Are you worthy of the country that cultivated you? Worthy of society? Worthy of the gods? Worthy of you

Although he waved his fist next to him and kept yelling, no one took him seriously.

Lorraine saw that the bandits had surrounded all three of them, and immediately smiled slightly, showing a pure smile like a white rabbit, and said with a smile: "Oh, we have a few equally beautiful ones in the back;

Although Lorraine thinks that she laughs harmlessly, except for Lorraine herself, no matter how you look at Lorraine, she smiles like a wolf grandmother.

When the thieves heard this, they laughed wildly and said, "And?"

"This is placed"

"Catch them, let him lead us to catch women

"This white face is really a soft bone. As soon as he said two hard words, he was immediately frightened

The bandit led the people of Lorraine to be surrounded by groups, but they were still calm, and they couldn't help but move in their hearts, he waved the giant sword in his hand, and shouted angrily: "Shut up, shut up all for me"

The bandits stopped in amazement.

The policeman looked at Lorraine timidly, and said in a cold voice: "You want to cheat me? Who are you, the merchant has walked over? No, not like." ”

Lorraine grinned and said, "Won't you go and see for yourself?"

The bandit leader's eyes rolled strangely twice. Then he said: "Say so much nonsense, take you down, and look like you are a person; Brothers, go up and seize them. Don't hurt that girl!"

The bandits shouted at the moment, raised their weapons, and slowly surrounded the three of Lorraine. It's like a lowly and ferocious coyote.

Lorraine smiled at Vera and said, "Look. Our Vera is so popular everywhere. ”

As he spoke, Lorraine raised his musket and was about to shoot at the bandit leader.

Vera looked at the bandits and was very crooked. He blinked strangely at his azure blue eyes.

This is really pure today, and the girls who are very natural are a little confused, those mouths full of yellow teeth. The thieves, who are extremely hideous and look like mad dogs, how can they be a little bit relieved of what the young master said, welcoming themselves?

But Lorraine was seen raising his musket. She also knew that this was about to fight, so she didn't have to bother her brain, and she raised her wand happily at the moment.

Leo watched from the side, but hurriedly pulled the corner of Lorraine's coat and looked at him with glowing eyes. Yang begged: "Boss, boss." Don't die, leave it to me to play, leave it to me to play. I've wanted to have fun like this for a long time. ”

Lorraine sighed and shook her head, then looked at the group of bandits across from her with pity, just as she looked at a group of teddy bears about to be spoiled by the nasty naughty boys.

He thought for a moment, then said to Leo, "Well, count them unlucky. But go back and beg your sister to go. ”

At this time, the bandits, under the command of the leader, shouted, and then rushed towards the hillside in a swarm.

The fastest bandit had already climbed halfway up the slope by this time.

Lorraine waved his hand and said loudly, "Up, catch it alive." ”

A shout was immediately heard from the woods on all sides, and dense figures appeared among the trees.

When Lorraine was talking to the bandits. These Praetorian soldiers are already in place.

As a kobold strategist, Portoche had a nimble mind. Seeing Lorraine and Leo playing like cats and mice, especially when Leo asked them if they were bandits, it was obvious that they were like children waiting for Santa's gifts.

Portocci and his guards followed Lorraine and Leo for a while, and knew what kind of virtues their big bosses and bosses were, and their interests and hobbies were all different from ordinary people, how they changed

So, just now Podoche sneaked behind the bandits. After making an ambush gesture to Lorraine, Lorraine nodded to him, and Portoche surrounded the place with the death squads and hid behind the woods.

After hearing Lorraine's order, these forbidden soldiers immediately appeared from the woods around the bandits and surrounded the bandits.

The bows and arrows in front of them were facing the bandits. The forbidden soldiers in the back were smiling, just like looking at a group of stripped girls, looking at Zhongran's group of bandits.

The forbidden soldiers surrounded them step by step, and the soldiers even patted the weapons in their hands easily and looked at them playfully.

Seeing that there were dense crowds of people all around, and these people were all wearing helmets and armor, holding bright blades in their hands, they looked like elite troops. The bandits who were surrounded in the middle panicked at the moment.

The group of bandits gathered together in panic. The city was besieged, and the weapons in his hands were not held, nor were they thrown away.

The six mountain thieves looked at the tall and powerful guards of the county. I couldn't help but tempt the private factory and shouted: "I said I wouldn't come out today, you have to rob something, brothers, it's going to die."

When Leo heard this, his eyes lit up and he said, "Kissing? This is so interesting, I've never played it before." ”

Lorraine glanced at Leo, and said secretly in her heart: Poor baby, wait for your girlfriend to clean you up.

The leader of the bandits looked back and forth in a panic. shouted loudly: "Brothers, don't be afraid, there are only one hundred and ten of them, let's rush out together." Ahh

The bandit leader waved the weapon in his hand, turned around and wanted to rush behind, only to hear the sound of the bowstring. Several arrows were fired from the hands of the Praetorian troops on either side. Accurately nailed to the foot of the bandit collar. Two more arrows flew past him on his scalp.

The creature was immediately frozen in ice, his face pale as a ghost, and at that moment, he even heard the characteristic "whoop, thump, thump" of a sharp arrow shaving over his head.

He froze there with his weapon raised, not daring to move. For fear that if one of them does not respond properly, he will be shot on the spot by these ruthless guards

The other bandits didn't dare to speak out when they saw that the guards were so powerful, and looked at the soldiers of the Praetorian Army who surrounded them in disbelief, and the cold swords in their hands.

The bandit leader looked at the blades in their hands. The cold-eyed Royal Janissaries rushed in front of him in a standard offensive formation, and in the next moment, they were about to swing their weapons and cut themselves in two.

He felt a chill in his heart at the moment, and as soon as his hand holding the weapon loosened, the long sword fell to the ground, and then he knelt down with his hands raised and shouted, "Your Excellency, spare your life." ”

After speaking, the five bodies threw themselves to the ground and obediently lay on the ground.

The janissary was stunned, then looked up and asked Lorraine.

Lorraine looked at the bandit leader and nodded, and said to Leo: "It's worthy of being a helper, and the appearance of surrender is so soul-consuming." ”

Leo was disappointed.

He disdainfully "cut, snorted, and said: "I don't even fight, it's not interesting at all." Is there a bit of a bandit spirit in this? It must have not passed the fourth or sixth level."

The others were bandits who surrendered as soon as they saw it. He also threw the tattered guy in his hand, raised his hands and looked at the approaching forbidden soldiers.

A forbidden soldier walked up to the bandit leader lying on the ground, stepped on his head, tapped his back with the long sword in his hand, and said: "You are rushing, you haven't fought for a long time, and you are trying to loosen your bones." If you have no backbone, don't come out to learn to rob. ”

Then he kicked the bandit leader in the waist and caused him to roll on the ground a few times. The Praetorian soldiers grabbed him by the collar and dragged him over.

The other Praetorian soldiers walked up to the bandits. At the moment, they didn't say a word, and they all kicked them to the ground with extreme skill. Then, after a few kicks, he picked them up and put them on their knees, and pulled out a rope and tied them together.

The Forbidden soldiers stood behind them, their swords resting on their necks, and if the bandits dared to make a slight move, they only had to stretch out their hands and pull them. He pulled their heads down like leeks.

Leo couldn't wait to run down the slope, drew his short gun, and walked in front of the group of bandits like a review, looking at them one by one.

Then he looked up and said to Lorraine in disappointment: "These guys are ugly to death, and they don't fit the tall image of the glorious and majestic bandits in my mind. ”

After finishing speaking, Leo turned around, pointed at them, and said angrily: "You are simply blackening the glorious image of our bandits, and it is because of you ugly and unskilled that our great industry of bandits will decline." ”

The death squad had long been surprised by Lorraine and Leo's strange theories, but the bandits were frightened by Leo, and the leader of the bandits raised his head and asked tremblingly, "You are also bandits, not from the army?"

Leo snorted and said, "You guys, listen up, Uncle Ben is from the Ruman Gang. There are nearly a million subordinates, in this empire. There is no one who dares not to pay me protection money. Uncle, I rob things in a righteous and bright way. ”

A bandit shouted in surprise: "It turned out to be a peer." ”

The Praetorian soldier next to him slashed his sword in the face. There was a crisp snap and scolded: "Same as your mother." We are the Imperial Praetorian Guard. That is the Empire's Grandpa Leo, who met us, and you are blessed for eight lifetimes. ”

The bandits immediately screamed.

And all the people were as dead as ashes. They knew that according to the strict laws of the Ruman Empire, the bandit pirates would be hanged as soon as they were caught. And then the Zombie Wilderness.

Leo walked up to one of the bandits at the very edge, pointed a musket at his head, and said, "Now that you know who we are, now."

The thief immediately kowtowed in fright and said loudly: "My lord spare my life, my lord spare my life." I'm just a soldier, and I haven't done anything harmful. ”

Leo lowered his musket, then kicked him hard, shouting angrily, "Ka, ka, ka." You, you are a dead fool, I haven't finished my lines yet. Again, again. ”

The bandit was confused by Leo's strange actions and froze.

Leo picked up the musket again and pointed it at his head, saying, "Say, where is your lair?"