The expressions of the onlookers broke for a moment.

The girl in red couldn't help but "bah", "Where did you get your confidence?" ”

The eyes are crooked and the mouth is slanted, the black mole on the face is as big as a cake, the clothes are not good, and the colors are all put on the body, just like a fluttering moth, don't say that it is these people on the wall, even for the first beautiful man in Pingling Town, Wei's shoes, are not worthy, and he is embarrassed to say that he is a beautiful man? !

Unexpectedly, this "fluttering moth" seemed to not understand human words, and held his head high and said: "Of course, my self-confidence comes from my handsome and extraordinary appearance and colorful connotation!" ”

When the onlookers heard this, their faces instantly distorted.

This man is really ...... Confidence.

In the crowd, a scholar really couldn't see it, walked forward, and said to him: "This son, you haven't defecated today, have you?" ”

The paper fan in the hand of the "fluttering moth" was stunned, I don't know why he had this question, he raised his eyebrows and thought for a moment, then seemed to think of something, smiled, and said: "I heard that the people of Pingling Town are friendly and enthusiastic early in the morning, and today I saw it and it really deserved its reputation!" You and I are just strangers, but we even remember such trivial things as going to the toilet, which really touches me. It's just that when I first came to Guibaodi, I haven't found a restaurant to rest, I haven't eaten, my stomach is empty, and I don't have inventory to contribute to the toilet god! ”

"No wonder." The scholar nodded and said, "If this boy drowned, he wouldn't have said such a disproportionate word." ”

After a pause, in view of the performance of "Fluttering Moth", I was worried that the other party didn't understand, so I couldn't help but say more plainly, "Or, I'll pee some urine for Childe to look in the mirror?" ”

As soon as the words fell, there was a burst of laughter all around.

"Fluttering moth" reacted at this time, the scholar went around in such a big circle to mock himself, let himself pee and take pictures, and see if he was worthy of the title of "beautiful man"! Immediately angry, he pointed at the crowd and said: "You, you people, you are so bold! Dare to say that this young master is ugly! ”

He looked around left and right and said loudly, "Ah Da, where did you die?" Why don't you come over and take down these Diao people for Young Master Ben! ”

"Young Master, I'm here." Outside the crowd, there was a sound of response, a young man dressed as black as if he had just escaped from the black coal mine, a young man who was as thin as wood and looked like a refugee squeezed into the crowd, nodded at the "fluttering moth" and said: "Young master, Ah Da is here, what does the young master command?" ”

The "fluttering moth" raised his hand and said to Ah Da: "Ah Da, you are about to clean them up!" ”

Ah Da raised his eyes and looked at the people in the three circles inside and three circles outside, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching, "Young master, although I am handsome and extraordinary, and my martial arts are strong, I can't beat four hands with two fists, not to mention so many people......"

He leaned over to the "fluttering moth", covered his lips with his hands, and lowered his voice: "One person can drown our master and servant with a mouthful of spit!" ”

"Fluttering Moth" glanced at it and said unhappily: "Is that it?" Where is the majesty of the young master? Where is self-esteem? ”

Ah Da persuaded and said: "As the saying goes, harmony is precious, we all rely on friends when we go out, and it is better to settle grievances than to settle them." Young master, you are broad-minded, it's not a big deal, just forget it, don't worry about these people, and lower your identity in vain. ”

"Fluttering Moth" said angrily: "You can't forget it like that! They just insulted me! ”

"What?!" Hearing that he was insulted, Ah Da was also angry, rolled up his sleeves, and said loudly to everyone: "How can this be true! Who gave you the audacity to insult my young master? ”

The onlookers looked at this pair of masters and servants with a strange painting style, and they were not afraid at all, not to mention that they were still the party with many people.

In the crowd, someone laughed and said, "Who insulted him?" Didn't he jump out and humiliate himself? ”

When Ah Da heard this, he was stunned and said stupidly: "What do you mean?" ”

After waiting for a while, the people around him only laughed "eating", but did not answer, his black face became darker, he turned his head to look at the "fluttering moth" beside him, and said angrily: "Young master, why did they insult you?" ”

"Fluttering Moth" immediately complained, "These people say I'm ugly!" ”

Ah Da's angry expression suddenly froze, and there was a sense of comical for no reason, and it took a long time to return to normal, and said to the "fluttering moth": "The flat-headed people are uninformed, superficial, and single in aesthetics, and it is normal not to understand the handsomeness of the young master. ”

"Fluttering Moth" looked a little stupid, but in fact he was still very smart, and when he heard Ah Da's words, he immediately frowned and said unhappily: "You mean that I am so beautiful that normal people can't accept it?" Okay, good you're a big deal, you eat me, use mine, and now you wear the same pants as outsiders, and you say I'm ugly openly and secretly! What use do I want you to be a servant? Get out of here! Get out of here! ”

As he spoke, he raised his leg and kicked Ah Da hard!

Ah Da said that it was not good, his body flashed to the side flexibly, and he hugged the foot of the "fluttering moth", looking very annoyed, and begged in a low voice: "Young master, don't be angry, it's Ah Da's mistake." Ah Da is stupid and can't speak, don't worry about Ah Da, don't drive Ah Da away, Ah Da won't dare next time. ”

As he spoke, his eyes wandered around, as if he were looking for someone.

Seeing his eyes rolling wildly, he didn't know what he was thinking, and his face was even more angry, and he kicked Ah Da away and said angrily: "You hurry up and get out of me!" Don't think that flowers and jade can save your dog's life! ”

Ah Da Leng Buding was kicked several times and rolled to the feet of the girl in red, but he didn't care about the pain, he immediately turned over and stood up, and ran to the side of the "fluttering moth" again to ask for the other party's forgiveness.

However, the other party was not moved at all.

Seeing this scene, the girl in red twisted her thin eyebrows, moved her feet, and was about to step forward to hug Ah Da upset, when a cold voice suddenly sounded in her ears-

"Ah Da, have you made the young master angry again?"

As the words fell, two slender figures appeared in everyone's sight.

At a glance, there was a gasp in the crowd -

"Wow, this posture is like a fairy descending to earth!"

"Tsk, although I didn't see the face, I know that the two girls are absolutely beautiful!"

The people exchanged glances with each other, thinking with great certainty, and looked at the two of them expectantly.

The two girls didn't know what everyone behind them was thinking, so they walked straight to Ah Da. One of the girls frowned slightly, and said, "I just left for a while with Yuyu, and you made the young master angry again?" I knew that I wouldn't let the young master take you out that day. ”

"Two sisters, you misunderstood me!" Ah Da immediately shouted that he was wronged, pointed to the crowd watching the excitement and shook the pot and said, "It's them!" It's all they who annoy the young master, and they have nothing to do with me at all! ”

The two girls, Ruhua and Ruyu, couldn't help but look at everyone along his fingertips.

In the next second, the crowd sounded a gasp again-

This—this is completely different from what they imagined!

The two looked to be no more than fifteen or sixteen years old, with a pair of tiny eyes under two crooked eyebrows, and their faces were coated with thick powder, as if they had been pressed and rolled in flour several times, but even so, there was no way to cover the thick stubble around their mouths, and the bloody mouths that were red and shiny like blood.

"You mean...... They? Ruyu raised her orchid fingers, tapped in the direction of everyone, pouted and doubted: "I think the folk customs of Pingling Town are quite simple, the people are kind and enthusiastic, how can you offend the young master?" ”

Ah Da blinked, did not answer her question, but asked sincerely, "Are you like a flower or a jade?" ”

"What's the matter with you?" The girl who spoke stomped her foot hard, and the fat powder on her face fell down, but she didn't seem to realize it, she only stared at Ah Da and said unhappily: "How many times have I told you, the one with the mole on the left side of the mouth is my sister Ruhua, and the one with the mole on the right is me!" ”

Hearing her words, everyone hurriedly looked at it, and sure enough, they found a small black mole in her lush stubble.

It's jade-like. Everyone said in their hearts.

Ah Da squinted and looked at it for a long time, and finally found the black mole on the upper right side of her lips, and hurriedly smiled: "You are Sister Ruyu." ”

Ruyu snorted coldly, so as not to take his flattery in his eyes, and said straight to the point: "You haven't said why the young master is angry." ”

"This ......" In front of the "fluttering moth", Ah Da couldn't tell the reason directly, so he could only laugh dryly, "This matter is a long story, and I am stupid, or else, young master, you say it yourself?" ”

It's okay not to mention this stubble, but the anger that had just dissipated in the heart of the "fluttering moth" came up again, he pushed Ah Da away, stared at Ruhua and Ruyu, gritted his teeth and asked: "They all say I'm ugly!" You say, "Am I ugly?" ”

He was "shutting down", his expression was distorted, and the hair on the black mole trembled, not to mention how terrifying and disgusting it was.

The onlookers turned their eyes away, looking unbearable.

However, Ruyu's expression did not change at all, and she did not evade the sight of the "fluttering moth", and said sincerely: "It's not ugly, little ...... The young master is not ugly at all, he is much more beautiful than jade. ”

Like a flower, he said succinctly: "The young master's posture of heaven and man is rare in the world, and no one can compare. ”

Look, look, what is the quality of a personal maid?

This is the quality of a personal maid!

It's no wonder that everyone's dignity can become the personal girl of the rich young master, there are two brushes on the body!

At least this ability to open his eyes and tell nonsense surpasses that of everyone present.

The onlookers looked at this and that, and their admiration for Ruhua and Ruyu rose sharply.

Even the guards of the Ming Mansion who were guarding the city gate on the side and secretly watching the bustle couldn't help but nod approvingly, and sighed with emotion in their hearts-

If they had this ability to open their eyes and talk nonsense without changing their faces, they would have become a big celebrity around the lord a long time ago, why would they be like this now, holding a portrait and working hard at the city gate to arrest people?

It's fine if you can catch someone, but if you don't......

Thinking of the master's methods of punishing people, the guard's face turned pale, and he couldn't help but feel a chill in his heart. Looking at the four masters and servants with a strange painting style, I don't think it's interesting anymore, and I don't even have the heart to watch the excitement.

Seeing that the attention of the people was on the four masters and servants, he directly ignored the reward order on the wall, and immediately became displeased, and drove the four people away, "If you have any things to solve by yourself, don't block the portrait and hinder the Ming Mansion from doing things!" ”