Chapter 30 The little teacher is online
"Do they like your face, your body, or your cultivation?"
Emperor Mo Yu Immortal saw the evil in Lord Xuan, but he had no intention of countering evil with evil.
The evil of a simple person is simply an intuitive and effective means to achieve an end. Such a person is the simplest and most persuasive.
Because they want more than a reason and an explanation.
"They liked me and coveted me before, and that's because there was a vacancy in my previous bed, and now that you fill the vacancy, they will naturally like it."
Lord Xuan raised his eyebrows, and there was still a suspicious light in his eyes: "Really? ”
Emperor Mo Yu Immortal spread his hands, his expression relaxed, without the slightest nervousness, and he was as frank as the Xuan Lord: "Since you came, have you seen that a female cultivator has come to me?" ”
"It's like... No. ”
Lord Xuan's hand rested on the meridians on the wrist of the Mo Yu Immortal Emperor: "But it doesn't guarantee that there will be no one in the future, for example, Qi Bao'er said by the elder of the pavilion." ”
"She's just the sister of an old man, and I'll take care of it because of my friendship."
After hearing this, Lord Xuan's heart stabilized, and the hand that was originally holding the Moyu Immortal Emperor was also put down.
"My sister is a relative, relatives can't sleep in the same bed, the old man said, if you sleep, it's called incest."
Two people who are not related by blood are not incest.
But this was not intended to be told to Lord Xuan, because there was no possibility between him and Qi Bao'er. Why do you need to do this too much, but only add to the trouble.
Early in the morning of the second day, the house was full of outstanding disciples sent by other family clans.
But this time, none of them shouted loudly, not because they didn't have long mouths, but because the black gold iron-eating beast was guarding outside the gate early in the morning, and whoever had a slightly louder voice was directly forced by it to fly away, and they couldn't climb back for a long time.
Xu was entangled by the Xuan Lord every time he slew, and he couldn't even meditate properly, and this night, the Moyu Immortal Emperor fell asleep with the Xuan Lord.
When I woke up, it was already noon, a few minutes later than Lord Xuan woke up.
"Wake up, why are you more sleepy than me?"
"I've been a little tired lately."
Tired...
He stared and said, "It's so quiet outside, it seems that they haven't come yet, what do you want to eat today?" ”
Knowing that the Xuan Lord was hungry at the point, now the Moyu Immortal Emperor has developed a habit, and the first thing he does when he wakes up every day is to feed the Xuan Lord who is waiting to be fed.
Sometimes he really thinks that with the Xuan Master, it is no different from a nursing child, he has to sleep at the end of the day, three meals have to be arranged, and he has to reason with her.
"The food these days is all meat, and I want to have some vegetarian dishes, such as deep-sea giant sting, cold salad devilfish skin, and fire rhinoceros crispy bones."
Mo Yu Immortal Emperor: "It's not that you can't see the meat, it's called vegetarian dishes, you are a mortal, you don't have some vegetables, you always eat like this, and your body bones will not grow well." ”
"But my master calculated for me, I don't agree with vegetables, and if I eat it, it will hurt the roots."
"You've always had a lot of crookedness."
If you don't like to eat vegetables, you don't like to eat vegetables, so you have to talk nonsense.
"It's not that I'm crooked, it's that girls have to be pampered."
Lord Xuan looked at Emperor Mo Yu, who said that she was hypocritical, but had already given the original ingredients of the name of the dish she had just reported, and she said with a smile: "Don't look at you now that you think I'm all crooked, you have to thank me in the future." ”
"My master said, I am a little more difficult than the female Jiao'e in this world, if you can even deal with me, even if there is only one woman left in this world in the future, you will not fight a bachelor."
Emperor Mo Yu Immortal was about to speak, but the Xuan Lord directly pressed his index finger against his mouth: "Let me tell you a little more, don't reason with a girl when she is reasoning with you, otherwise she will slap you with a big mouth." ”
Lord Xuan's reasoning has always been unreasonable, and the Mo Yu Immortal Emperor didn't want to fight with her on this, he looked around, "What about the black gold iron-eating beast?" ”
Lord Xuan replied as a matter of course: "Guarding outside." ”
Emperor Mo Yu Immortal had a faint bad premonition in his heart: "What is it doing outside?" ”
"Of course, it's to prevent some people who don't have long eyes from disturbing my sleep."
Lord Xuan snorted: "It's also thanks to my foresight, you woke up late, and you don't know how many people the cubs have patted outside and want to disturb people's dreams." ”
"I knew that the little cubs who were rude yesterday would definitely not be polite."
Looking at the appearance of Lord Xuan, who is worthy of me, Mo Yu Immortal Emperor is one head and two big.
His mouth opened and closed, and he endured and endured it, so that he did not lose his demeanor.
After a long time, he sighed as if resigned to his fate, "Let's call the Black Gold Iron Eater to come in and cook for you." ”
The monks watched the door of the temple open, and then slammed it shut again after the Black Gold Iron Eater entered.
By the time the door opened, it was nearly dusk.
Looking at the Xuan Lord with a satisfied face, and the Mo Yu Immortal Emperor with a relatively ugly face, their hearts were half cold, and they always felt that the Xuan Lord was too cruel and squeezed them out of the Mo Yu Immortal Emperor.
It's over, their Moyu Immortal Emperor is really not clean.
Emperor Moyu Immortal stood on the high platform and looked at the people in the audience: "From today on, you will officially hang here to study, and I will teach you the basic spiritual arts, immortal methods, and methods of cultivating immortals, and answer your questions." ”
"I hope that no matter how far you cultivate in the future, you will stick to your original heart, stick to the path in your heart, take the right path, and cross sentient beings."
The latter words were specially said by Emperor Mo Yu Immortal to Lord Xuan, but apparently she didn't listen to them.
Looking at the Xuan Lord who looked at him with bright eyes, and kept hinting at the Xuan Lord who hurriedly went down, Emperor Mo Yu Immortal shook his head helplessly. It seems that he has a long way to go to educate her.
With the Xuan Lord constantly tugging at the corners of his clothes, the Mo Yu Immortal Emperor spoke: "By the way, I will inform you of one more thing, because the strength of the Xuan Lord's physical body is too strong, surpassing all of you. ”
"So, while she is studying with you, she is also your physical fitness teacher, responsible for your actual combat."
Lord Xuan took a step forward proudly, and even the black gold iron-eating beast behind her proudly raised its bulging head.
"Don't worry, I will definitely not hide my selfishness, and I will do my best to teach you and fight against you."
As soon as these words came out, the faces of all the monks in the audience turned pale.
They have already seen the strength of the Xuan Lord, and even the generation of Tianjiao in their door have been chased and slapped with a big mouth, how can they be the opponents of the Xuan Lord, she will not return to her hometown with this slap?
Immediately, some people couldn't stand it anymore, so they lay on the ground directly, crying at Emperor Moyu Immortal: "Emperor Moyu Immortal, please don't call Bishop Xuan us, she will take the opportunity to kill us!" ”