Chapter 267: Wedding Invitation
There was a loud bang in the sky, and our family made a shining debut!
With the appearance of the Demacian Evil Alliance's demolition and relocation office, this weird and weird Fox Island raid battle has not officially begun, and the result can already be accurately predicted.
It's not that we're incompetent, it's that the enemy is too strong, although poor Fox Island has also built dozens of defensive batteries, and even dispatched more than a dozen armed warships immediately after the crisis arrives, but in front of the Scarlet Queen with the roar of the thunder dragon, in the face of a large group of dark creatures with green eyes and hunger, the so-called resistance is actually no different from pink fist coquettishness.
In fact, after just one round of brutal shelling, dozens of defensive batteries were completely dismantled into pieces, shattered to the point that not even a single complete brick could be found......
Strictly speaking, the Scarlet Queen didn't even attack, and when the armed warships had just rushed out of the harbor and were not even within the range of the shelling, the Jelly submarine surfaced with a huge jet of water...... Aiming at the tail of the defenseless battleship, this guy shamelessly launched continuous attacks, fully making these unlucky battleships realize that naval battles can still be fought like this?
Thirty minutes later, the fierce naval battle officially ended, the wreckage of more than a dozen armed warships floated on the sea, thousands of sailors held wooden planks in the water, and the Scarlet Queen, who easily won the victory, sailed leisurely into the dock of Fox Island with the speed of a leisurely walk.
The poor city lord of Locks burst into tears, and he didn't know if his brain was completely watered, and he actually ordered the remnants of the armed guards to launch a blocking battle, and it must be admitted that the captain of the guard was so heroic that he was so awe-inspiring that he even led hundreds of armed guards to roar and charge when he knew that he was invincible.
For such heroic and heroic acts. Lin Taiping fully expressed his admiration, and then waved his hand very happily!
The next moment, the black-pressed legion of dark creatures suddenly dispersed leisurely, and under the terrifying gaze of hundreds of armed guards, Jelly regained its huge and terrifying size like a mountain, and slowly climbed up to the dock with a large area of seawater, and with the fierce light of dazzling light, its huge body began to twist and extend again, until it finally changed into a ...... Uh, a ...... Excavator?
That's right. It's an excavator, and it's a metal excavator as big as a small warship!
In the deafening roar, the flipped tracks kicked up waves of dirt, and the terrifying metal machine spewed black smoke, and opened a huge digging bucket full of jagged teeth, slamming into it at high speed like an ancient beast, and the granite boulder that stood in the way was viciously crushed, like tofu and turned into pieces.
The gods are above! This is ...... What the hell is this?
Seeing such a terrifying metal monster rushing madly, the armed guards who had just charged halfway were dumbfounded. Before he knew it, even the weapon in his hand fell to the ground, and the captain of the guard, who had just mustered up his courage, trembled, and suddenly screamed hysterically: "Get out of the way, get out of the way!"
Without any need for him to warn them, hundreds of armed guards fled in panic. In the boiling black smoke, the Jelly excavator ran over viciously, crashing directly into the material warehouse with the word "dismantling" written on it, directly smashing the entire wall to pieces. Immediately afterwards, the excavation buckets covered with the lifting were smashed wildly, and the material warehouse was demolished in a blink of an eye.
"Well done!" Lin Taiping stood in the distance and gave a thumbs up happily. After thinking about it, he sighed with emotion, "So, excavator technology or something, in fact, it doesn't matter at all, the important thing is that the quality of the excavator must be excellent!"
Boom, boom, can't stop at all, the jelly that had just finished dismantling the material warehouse was still unfinished, and viciously crushed out of the ruins, rampage into the trade market, dozens of buildings trembled in horror under the terrible excavation bucket, the houses fell like dominoes, and when Jelly rushed out of the trade market satisfied, the only thing that could prove that the trade market had ever existed was the wall trembling in the sea breeze.
"Demolish it, tear it all down!" Lin Taiping coughed lightly with a stern face, and motioned to Jelly to demolish the half-built City Lord's Mansion over there, "Yes, for these illegal buildings that occupy the road in violation of regulations, we must demolish them all mercilessly in line with the principle of fairness and openness, no matter who is behind it, no matter who makes it clear."
There is no heavenly reason, there is no heavenly reason, the poor city lord of Locks squatted next to him with his head in his hands, looking at the commercial town that had been built with countless money and energy built, and it was demolished into ruins like this, and he even wanted to die, woo woo, it was too brutal, it was simply too brutal, there was no royal law in this, we were just honestly building houses, you damn bastards, why do you say that this is an illegal building, why?
"I said it was, and it must be. Lin Taiping replied seriously, took out a ticket from his arms, and handed it to the city lord of Locks on official business, "By the way, I want to trouble you to sign here and pay the fine for illegal construction." ā
There is still a ticket? The city lord of Locks cried so much that he took the ticket tremblingly, and when he saw the series of uncountable zeros on it, he immediately spurted out a mouthful of blood, kill me, you kill me, even if I sell the entire Fox Island, I can't make up the terrifying number on it at all.
"Okay, then let's buy Fox Island. Lin Taiping reluctantly accepted the mention of yƬ, thought about it and patted the city lord of Locks on the shoulder, and said very sincerely, "What, in fact, the fine is not the goal, but the means, we just hope that in this way, we can promote the rational layout and comprehensive development of urban construction...... Ahem, I say that, do you understand?"
The city lord of Locks was heartbroken, but whether he was sad or not, the dark creatures had taken over the entire Fox Island, and Angelina was even more in line with the principle of strict law enforcement, and led the orcs directly into the city lord's mansion and confiscated all the fines and equivalents that could be found.
Just a few minutes later, when she came out of the study of the city lord of Locks satisfied, she suddenly muttered with a strange face, and raised the invitation card she had just gotten in her hand, "Xiao Linzi, guess what I found? And also to the distribution of wedding invitations?"
Well, this is really unexpected, Lin Taiping was surprised to take the invitation, and sure enough, just like he saw, Augustus said on the invitation that he would hold a grand wedding on October 12th, and invited the lords of the Central Sea Lords Alliance to go to Mara Island to witness his beautiful love and happy marriage.
"This can't be!" Baizu poked his head curiously from the side, and couldn't help but exclaim in amazement after just one glance, "Wait." If I'm not mistaken, didn't that guy always be full of love for his eldest sister, and swore that he would not marry his eldest sister? Why did he suddenly decide to marry another woman...... Sure enough, in this world, there are fewer and fewer men like me who are always in love!"
"Hey, hey, where is your attention?" Angelina couldn't help but roll her eyes and slapped Baizu away, "Please." What's really strange about this is why Augustus suddenly decided to get married, knowing that he was still in the mood to get married in a time of war?"
"I think. Someone may be able to answer this question for us. Lin Taiping turned his head with a smile and looked at the Rocks City Lord who was surrounded by dark creatures, "Then." Dear Lord Locks, can you tell me how Baron Augustus is doing?"
"Uh......" The Locks City Lord couldn't help but tremble. But when he saw the giant fang sharpening the kitchen knife next to him, he immediately screamed in panic, "I say, I say! Lord Baron has been in a bad mood since the last negotiation, but just a few months ago, he seemed to have reached a deal with those mysterious blood-streaked priests to gain more power and troops. ā
No wonder! Lin Taiping and the dark creatures looked at each other, and said in their hearts No wonder this megalomaniac is still in the mood to get married, it turns out that it is because he has mastered more powerful power, so he has become fearless, well, not only that, maybe another purpose of his wedding this time is to take this opportunity to show off his muscles in front of his allies?
"Whatever?" Angelina looked at the invitation and casually threw it out, "That guy didn't plan to invite us, even if he invited us, I would never participate, although I'm really curious, which woman is so unlucky that she would marry that megalomaniac whose life ideal is to open a harem?"
That is, that is, a large group of dark creatures all raised their claws in agreement, compared to Augustus, which is thousands of miles away, the real estate development of Fox Island in front of us is a serious matter, maybe we can send someone to send a huge fine as a wedding on the day of Augustus's wedding...... Huh? What is this?
A gust of sea breeze blew, and the invitation card that was thrown out fluttered in mid-air, and almost at the same time, as the cover mezzanine was blown open by the wind, a delicate portrait inside suddenly fell off, made a few turns in mid-air, and happened to fall into Lin Taiping's hand.
Don't get me wrong, this is not a secret letter, but a self-portrait of Augustus and the bride, in fact, in the chaotic sea, according to the traditional marriage customs, the bride and groom will also attach a delicate portrait of the two of them when they send the invitation, and considering Augustus's megalomaniac character, he of course invited the best court painter to paint himself so handsome that he can't look at it directly.
"Well, this guy must have used the Meitu App. Lin Taiping expressed full disdain for Augustus in the portrait, but he casually shifted his gaze to the beautiful bride sitting next to Augustus, "So, let me see what it is to marry this arrogant woman......
Without warning, he suddenly stopped in place with a strange face, and even subconsciously put the portrait in front of him, as if he saw something unbelievable, Angelina couldn't help but be slightly stunned, raised her fish tail and shook it in front of him: "Xiaolinzi, what's wrong with you?"
didn't answer, Lin Taiping still stood there very strangely, looking at the delicate portrait in his hand, and after a long time, just when Angelina couldn't help but want to ask questions again, he suddenly raised his head, pushed his gold-wire glasses, and coughed a few times seriously-
"You know, I've changed my mind, and I suddenly think we should go to Augustus' wedding!" (To be continued......