Chapter 1 Yang Jian, you're late, punish the station!
In ancient times, above the nine heavens.
A starry Tianhe quietly lies in space - on the Tianhe, a colorful "rainbow bridge" connects the north and the south, and the moat becomes a thoroughfare......
To the south of Tianhe is the bustling and lively Heavenly Street.
In the heavenly street, people come and go, and the river is endless; On both sides of the street, there are many jade trees and flowers, strange and exotic grasses; In the misty fairy mist, rows of buildings and palaces flickered; The heavenly palace that stands majestically in the golden mile is resplendent with auspicious clouds......
To the north of the Tianhe River, in the midst of the clouds and clouds, the "University of Cosmic Magic" sits there, like a mirage, full of extremely mysterious colors.
Today is the first day of the new semester at the University of Cosmic Magic.
In the classroom of one class a year, there are 30 seats, only one of which is empty, and besides, the seats are full.
Taishang Laojun, the director of the "Alchemy Department" and the head teacher of the first class of the year, stood in front of the podium with a childish face and a radiant face, and while looking at all the new students present with his bright eyes, he said:
"Hello everyone! I'm your homeroom teacher, Taishang Laojun......"
Although Taishang Laojun's voice is unique, he is a typical "male duck voice", and his words are hoarse and ugly, but he also won warm applause from the whole class.
Taishang Laojun was very satisfied, he stood there with a smile on his face, and waited very comfortably until the applause had passed, and then continued to speak:
"Students, I am honored to be your homeroom teacher. I hope that in the next five years of study, everyone will be able to work hard, achieve success in their studies, and obtain the "Graduation Certificate" issued by the 'University of Universe Magic' with the best grades.
Time is precious, so I won't say more.
Now for class.
Students, I will teach you the first class of today's [Alchemy] ......"
"Good! Good! Good! Before Taishang Laojun finished speaking, the classroom couldn't help but be full of people, and the students cheered one after another, "Great! Teacher, I always dreamed of learning [Alchemy]......"
Taishang Laojun's speech was interrupted, he hurriedly raised his hands and pressed down out of thin air to make a "quiet" movement, and suddenly, the classroom fell silent. So, he continued:
"Students, in class, I am willing to answer all kinds of questions you have about [Alchemy]. For the sake of convenience, I would now like to get to know you by name. ”
Speaking of which, Taishang Laojun casually picked up the "Student Roster" placed on the podium:
"Now, I'm going to start the roll call. If you call the name of any student, please ask that student to say yes, raise your right hand, and let me know ......"
At this, he cleared his throat and raised his voice and exclaimed:
"Feng Nuwa—"
"Here."
"Zhang Zi'er—"
"Here."
"Li Nezha-"
"Here."
"Yang Jian—"
“……”
"Yang Jian—"
“……”
Taishang Laojun called twice in a row, but he didn't hear Yang Jian's answer, he couldn't help but "huh", feeling very surprised, and then raised his voice and shouted:
"Yang Jian!!"
Originally, Taishang Laojun thought that Yang Jian didn't come today, and after the third call, he was about to continue the roll call, but he didn't expect that at this time, the classroom door was suddenly pushed open, and Yang Jian rushed in with an arrow:
"Here!"
The voice was unusually loud, like thunder, which startled Taishang Laojun and the whole class.
Everyone invariably turned their eyes to Yang Jian.
I saw him running into the classroom in a hurry, and said to Taishang Laojun, "Teacher, I'm here!" He ran to the vacant seat.
"Stop!" Taishang Laojun shouted in a deep voice, "Yang Jian, you are late, punish the station!" ”
When Yang Jian heard this, he immediately stopped, turned around to look at Taishang Laojun, and said disapprehantly:
"Penalty station? No way? Teacher, I'm just five minutes late, is it that serious? ”
"Yes!" Taishang Laojun's face sank like water, "Late punishment station, this is the iron discipline of the 'Cosmic Magic University'!" Yang Jian, you were five minutes late just now, and now you will be punished for standing for half an hour. ”
"Okay." Yang Jian said helplessly, "Teacher, I'm ...... Where to stand? ”
Taishang Laojun pointed casually:
"There—"
Yang Jian followed his gesture and looked, only to see that in front of the classroom, more than a dozen steps away from the podium, on the crystal stone floor, where there was originally nothing, a golden shining circle of light suddenly appeared, and there were four red and black Chinese characters for "Punishment Station Zone".
When Yang Jian saw it, he thought it was very interesting, and couldn't help laughing:
"Is there still this kind of in the 'Punishment Station Zone' - 'Cosmic Magic University'? It's hilarious, too. Hahaha......"
"Presumptuous!" Taishang Laojun was furious and said, "Yang Jian, as a student of the 'Cosmic Magic University', you dare to laugh at the school rules and despise the class...... Penalty standing for half a day! ”
When Yang Jian heard this, he regretted it and thought, "This is really 'don't listen to the old man, and you will suffer in front of you' - when I was about to leave home this morning, my father repeatedly told me:
'Erlang, you're fifteen years old this year, and you're not young. You have been admitted to the university, in school, you can't fight, you must listen to the teacher, study hard, make progress every day, and strive to be a [three good students]! ’
It's good that I'm late, but on the first day of school today, I'll be punished for being late. Alas, depressed! ”
Yang Jian thought so in his heart, in order to avoid "trouble coming out of his mouth", he heard Taishang Laojun's decision to increase the punishment, he didn't dare to say much, only promised "yes", and silently walked to the "punishment station area", and after standing firm, he faced the whole class in front of everyone, and began to look at the very unfamiliar faces.
Suddenly, he found that Feng Nuwa and Zhang Zi'er were also in this class, the two of them were at the same table, sitting together in the middle of the classroom, and he couldn't help but be very happy, so he quietly raised his "scissor hand" to them - Feng Nuwa and Zhang Zi'er didn't dare to make gestures when they saw this, because they were afraid of being punished for standing, so they both nodded to Yang Jian tacitly......
After Taishang Laojun punished Yang Jian, he continued to roll call. So, Yang Jian knew the names of all the students in the class for the first time. Among them, the ones that impressed him the most were the names of two female classmates, namely:
Cherry blossoms fall
Wisteria
……
Taishang Laojun finished the roll call, and then began to lecture endlessly.
Although his "male duck voice" voice was hoarse and ugly, he talked about [Alchemy] in a nuanced and good manner, and all the students present listened to it with relish—even Yang Jian, who was standing on the punishment station, was deeply attracted by Taishang Laojun's [Alchemy] that turned decay into magic.
"The spring water dingdong, the spring water dingdong, the spring water dingdong......"
Taishang Laojun was talking about the Tao, and suddenly, a melodious and melodious guzheng plucking sound sounded.
It was the unique bell of the end of class at the University of Magic of the Universe.
When Taishang Laojun heard this, he stopped preaching:
"Students, that's all for today's class. Class, goodbye! ”
After saying that, I saw him wave his hand casually and collect the manuscript of "Alchemy Lecture Notes" placed on the podium into the sleeve of his robe. Then, the dust was brightened, clouds were born under his feet, and a group of bones and fairies drifted towards the door.
Seeing this, the students reacted, and everyone said in unison:
"Goodbye, teacher!"
Yang Jian stood in the "penalty station area", and he was already standing impatiently. At this time, he saw Taishang Laojun leaving the classroom with a dust whisk in his hand and stepping on an auspicious cloud, so he cheered "Liberated", and was about to get out of the circle, but he didn't expect that he couldn't get out of the golden and shining circle of light in the "Punishment Station Zone" - because the "Punishment Station Zone" has a [magic] prohibition......