Chapter 14 My brother-in-law is the Jade Emperor
When Zhang Zi'er saw this, she coughed, cleared her throat, and was about to say something, but she heard Yang Jian shouting:
"Zhang Zi'er, talk less, it's good for you!"
When Zhang Zi'er heard this, she immediately nodded her head very obediently and said:
"People know!"
"Huh?" Sakura couldn't help but ask, "Zhang Zi'er, what is the relationship between you and Yang Jian?" Why do you listen to him so much? β
Without waiting for Zhang Zi'er to answer, Yang Jian immediately took over the conversation and said:
"Do you need to ask? Of course, Zhang Zier and I are classmates. β
"I don't think it's that simple, right?" Sakura smiled slyly, "Yang Jian, there must be a big secret between you and Zhang Zi'er!" Also, Yang Jian, I suddenly remembered a question......"
"What's the problem?" Yang Jian asked casually.
Cherry blossom road:
"Today is the first day of school, and the students have come to school early, Yang Jian, why are you late?"
"This ......" Yang Jian was about to answer, when suddenly his color changed even more, "Oops! The cherry blossoms fell, but fortunately you asked me so much that it reminded me...... Otherwise, it's a bad dish! Speaking of this, he hurriedly shifted his gaze to Zhang Zi'er's face, "Zi'er, take a step to speak." β
"Oh?" Zhang Zi'er blinked, "Yang Jian, what can't you say here?" β
Yang Jian didn't answer, I saw him put down the dishes and chopsticks, got up and strode straight to the door of the canteen.
"Hey! Yang Jian, are you walking so fast? Wait for me ......" Zhang Zi'er shouted loudly, and hurriedly got up and chased after him.
Li Nezha, Sakura Blossom Luo, Yan Wisteria, Feng Nuwa and all the classmates were all inexplicable when they saw this, and they couldn't help but talk about it.
Yang Jian walked quickly to the foot of a Qionghua tree outside the cafeteria, turned around, and stood there waiting for Zhang Zi'er to come over, and he praised:
"Zi'er, I suddenly found that you are very beautiful today!"
Who knows, Zhang Zier didn't eat him:
"Yang Jian, you don't have to slap the horse...... If you have anything to say, say it quickly! β
Yang Jian coughed, and suddenly smiled:
"Zi'er, there's one thing I haven't figured out. We are the same age, we both grew up under the same blue sky, you say, why do you have so much money, you are really 'Bai Fumei' and 'local tyrant girl'...... But I'm a proletarian, so poor that I can't do it? β
Zhang Zi'er glanced at him and said:
"Do you need to ask? That's because you're a loser! If you can't save money in your hand, you know how to spend money...... Wait a minute! Speaking of this, she suddenly raised her vigilance and said, "Hey, hey, Yang Jian, what do you mean by saying that I am a 'local tyrant girl'?" Do you want to 'fight the local tyrants and divide the land'? β
"Zi'er, how ugly is that? How could I 'fight local tyrants and divide the land'? Can I do something so rough? β
"That'...... What do you want? β
"Hehe, Zi'er, I don't have any money in my hand, I just want to borrow some money from you......"
"What? Borrow money? Don't you think! Yang Jian, you already owe me 612.5 million Heaven Coins, and you still want to borrow money from me? No way! β
"Hey...... Zi'er, don't talk so badly. I owe you that money, and I'll pay you back as soon as I can...... Besides, today I will not borrow money from you in vain, give high interest, borrow 100 million to repay 200 million. β
"What? What did you say? I didn't hear clearly, Yang Jian, you say it again! β
"I said," Yang Jian raised his voice and said word by word, "Today I will borrow money from you in vain, give high interest, borrow 100 million and repay 200 million." β
"Really? Yang Jian, you must count when you speak! β
"Of course it counts! I can give you an IOU......"
"Good! Hee-hee-hee-hee...... Yang Jian, that ...... I won't ask you what you're borrowing money for, I'll just ask you, can you borrow 100 million? It just so happens that I still have 200 million Heaven Coins in my hand...... Why don't I lend it all to you? β
"Great!" Yang Jian couldn't help but be overjoyed and said, "Zi'er, you are really courageous, you speak too brightly, and you have a pattern!" Don't worry, I promise to borrow 100 million to repay 200 million! β
"That's not right! Yang Jian, you are wrong, let me correct it for you: it is to borrow 200 million to repay 400 million! β
"Yes, yes, yes!" Yang Jian was very afraid that Zhang Zi'er would change his hexagram, so he hurriedly agreed, "I said it wrong, I borrowed 200 million to repay 400 million!" β
"That's not right either!" Zhang Zi'er corrected again, "Yang Jian, you already owe me 612.5 million Heaven Coins, plus today's 400 million, a total of 1,12.5 million Heaven CoinsβI'm a very generous person, don't want the fraction of 12.5 million, and you will pay me back 1 billion Heaven Coin when the time comes." What do you think? Yang Jian, my 'pattern' is not small, right? β
"Well, your 'pattern' is too big, worthy of being the Seven Fairies!" Yang Jian gave her a thumbs up and said, "Zi'er, where is your money?" β
"It's in my bank card." Zhang Zi'er replied, and took out a bank card from her pocket, "Yang Jian, there are two hundred million in it, the card is for you, go to the bank to withdraw the money yourself." The password is: one '8', plus two '8's', plus three 'eights', and the last four digits are four 'eights' β do you remember? β
"Remember, isn't it just ten '8s'?" Yang Jian replied.
Zhang Zier couldn't help but be stunned:
"Oh? Yang Jian, is my bank card password that simple? I said it once and you remembered it? In that case, I'll need to reset my password! β
"Don't, don't!" Yang Jian hurriedly took the bank card and said, "Zi'er, your password is not simple, the left one is '8', the right one is '8', it sounds very complicated, but I said it too bluntly!" Zi'er, go back to the cafeteria to eat by yourself, I'm in a hurry, I have to leave quickly. β
After saying that, he left Zhang Zi'er and ran towards the direction of the school gate in a hurry.
"Hey, hey, hey!" Zhang Zi'er looked at Yang Jian's distant back and shouted, "Yang Jian, you haven't finished lunch yet, why did you leave?" β
"I'm in a hurry, so I'm not eating!" Yang Jian replied without looking back.
Zhang Zi'er was so angry that she stomped her feet and said:
"Do you like to eat or not, and it's not me who is hungry...... What the fuck am I doing? β
With that, she went back to the cafeteria to eat.
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Yang Jian walked quickly to the gate of the school, saw the two gates closed, and couldn't help but get anxious, he hurriedly walked to the door, and smiled at the doorman standing under the sentry box:
"Hello! I have an urgent matter and need to go out temporarily, so please open the door. β
The doorman was a young man in his mid-twenties, who looked like he had just started working. I saw that he was wearing a brand-new police uniform with the logo of "Magic University", standing straight at his post, hearing Yang Jian's words, he glanced at Yang Jian's school badge, and then, with a serious expression, asked with a serious expression:
"Are you Yang Jian? If you want to go out, please show the "School Leaving Certificate" issued by your class teacher. β
"School Leaving Certificate?" Yang Jian couldn't help but be stunned, "That...... I don't! β
"No?" The doorman said meticulously, "Yang Jian, I'm sorry, you don't have a "School Leaving Certificate", I can't open the door for you without authorization." β
"This ......" Yang Jian hesitated for a moment, and suddenly said stiffly, "Brother Doorman, I really have something urgent to go out!" Please be accommodating, I can't hide it, the Jade Emperor is my brother-in-law! β
When the doorman heard this, he pouted at him and said:
"Ouch hey! Yang Jian, seeing that you are not very old, you can brag a lot, you dare to say anything! Is the Jade Emperor your brother-in-law? If you say so, then the Queen Mother is still my niece! β
"Bastard, you dare to take advantage of me?" Yang Jian said angrily, "If I don't teach you a lesson today, I won't be surnamed Yang!" As he spoke, he reached out and took out the "magic gold brick" from his pocket, and silently recited a magic trick, and in an instant, the gold brick turned into a "slab brick......
Seeing this, the doorman couldn't help but change his color:
"Yang Jian, do you want to shoot me with 'bricks'? What a daredevil...... Ahββ!h β
Before the doorman finished speaking, Yang Jian had already raised the brick in his hand and was slapping it on the top of his head fiercely - despite the protection of the helmet, the brick was not lightly patted, only to hear a "pop" sound, the helmet immediately shattered, the doorman screamed, his head broke and bleeding, and he collapsed on the job......