Chapter 21: Chameleon

"Why did you fire me?" Yang Jian asked confidently, "What mistake did I make?" ”

Impermanence was so angry that his face was iron-clad and said:

"Yang Jian, you used 'bricks' to attack the police and injured the horse pawn, which caused very serious consequences...... Isn't that a mistake? ”

"You're not right!" Yang Jian argued, "The pawn should be beaten, because he takes advantage of me!" At noon today, I had an urgent matter to go out of the campus to do, but the pawn refused to open the door for me...... At that time, I was very anxious, so I told him that the Jade Emperor was my brother-in-law, and asked him to be accommodating and let me out.

Who knows, the pawn listened to what I said, but he didn't believe it, he said, 'Yang Jian, seeing that you are not very old, you can brag, you dare to say anything big!' Is the Jade Emperor your brother-in-law? If you say so, then the Queen Mother is still my niece! ’

I was very angry when I heard him talk like this, the Queen Mother was obviously my sister, and he actually said that my sister was his niece - if my sister was his niece, wouldn't I be his nephew? How can I tolerate him daring to take advantage of me? That's why I hit his ......"

"Wait, wait!" When Ji Wuchang heard this, he couldn't help but change his color, and hurriedly stopped Yang Jian's words and said, "Why am I a little blindsided?" Yang Jian, what did you say just now? You said that the Jade Emperor - Principal Zhang is your brother-in-law? ”

"Yes!" Yang Jian nodded solemnly, "The Jade Emperor, that is, Principal Zhang of the 'Demon University', is my brother-in-law. ”

"Really?" Ji Wuchang asked with a twinkle in his eyes.

Yang Jian replied with great certainty:

"It's true!"

"Oops! You see, it's all too sudden! Ji Wuchang suddenly smiled at Yang Jian, "Yang Jian, Principal Zhang is your brother-in-law...... Why didn't you say it earlier? If you say no, you'll be fine! Hey, hey, hey...... Yang Jian, are you tired of standing? Security guard, say you, fatty, why don't you have any eyesight? Quickly move a chair for Yang Jian to sit on! ”

"Yes!" The fat security guard agreed, and immediately ran to the side and moved a chair and put it behind Yang Jian, saying, "Yang Jian, sit down!" ”

Yang Jian sat down unceremoniously. At this moment, he saw the Jade Emperor walking in in a hurry, and he shouted:

"Brother-in-law, why are you here? I ......"

"Shut up!" Before Yang Jian could finish speaking, the Jade Emperor interrupted him and said, "Who is your brother-in-law?" I don't have your brother-in-law! ”

"Huh?" Ji Wuchang couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, then reacted, and immediately put on a straight face and said, "Yang Jian, you are really bold, you dare to pretend to be a relative of the emperor?" See what I do with you today? Who sat you down? Stand up! ”

"Didn't you tell me to sit down?" Yang Jian said angrily, "Why don't you admit it in a blink of an eye?" It's really faster than turning a book. And youβ€”" He turned his gaze to the Jade Emperor, "Zhang Long, you don't even recognize your six relatives and don't recognize me as your brother-in-law!" Okay, you wait, see how my sister cleans you up......"

"Arrogant, too arrogant!" Before Yang Jian finished speaking, he pointed at his nose angrily and said, "Yang Jian, is Principal Zhang's name also called by you casually?" You're ......."

"Erlang!" Without waiting for Ji Wuchang to finish speaking, the Jade Emperor interrupted his words and said to Yang Jian seriously, "Listen to me: It's not that my six relatives don't recognize me, you, as my brother-in-law, don't follow discipline by example in the 'Demon University', but cause trouble for me, and even use the 'bricks' to beat the guards and pawns to the ground...... You say, if you do this, can your brother-in-law not be angry? ”

"Huh?" It is uncommon for the Jade Emperor to call himself his brother-in-law to Yang Jian, knowing that Yang Jian is really his brother-in-law, he can't help but be flustered, and hurriedly sneered, "Principal Zhang, don't be angry!" I've investigated the 'assault on the police'! Actually, I really don't blame Yang Jian; If you want to blame it, blame the pawn - if he doesn't talk nonsense to make Yang Jian angry, can Yang Jian use the 'bricks' to beat him to the point of bleeding? If you want me to say, the pawn is underwhelmed! That's Yang Jian's mercy, if it were replaced by me...... So what...... Others, it's strange that they don't beat him to the king of Hades.

So, regarding the matter of 'attacking the police', I plan to deal with it like this:

Yang Jian's beating is right, it is a legitimate counterattack; The pawn caused trouble and was fired from his job.

Principal Zhang, do you think it's okay to deal with it like this? ”

"No way!" Without waiting for the Jade Emperor to express his position, Yang Jian immediately retorted, "Anyway, after all, the horse pawn was injured by me after all. A good man is a good man, and I decided to compensate him for his medical expenses. Also, you can't fire him from his job, and after his injuries heal, continue to be his doorman. ”

"Good!" The Jade Emperor smiled and said, "Yang Jian, you are worthy of my brother-in-law, dare to act, be good, be a man!" Director Audit, this matter will be handled according to what Yang Jian said. ”

"Huh? This...... Is it appropriate? Ji Wuchang said very flatteringly, "Principal Zhang, in this way, isn't it too cheap?" ”

"Cheap what?" The Jade Emperor said, "Yang Jian has beaten him into a 'concussion', although he has woken up and is not in danger of his life, I am afraid that he will have to leave 'sequelae'!"

I saw him just now, lying on the bed in the infirmary, holding his head with both hands, dodging left and right, while constantly shouting, 'Yang Jian, don't hit me!' Yang Jian, don't hit me......

Director Inspector, you say, the pawns are like that, can we not treat him well? ”

"Yes, it has to be treated well!" Ji Wuchang nodded and said, "Principal Zhang is too wise, your words are the holy decree, and I will resolutely implement it!"

Hey, hey, hey...... Principal Zhang is worthy of being called the Jade Emperor, and he always speaks and does things from a high position, which makes people feel stunned! If nothing else, Principal Zhang, let's just say that the book you wrote, "The Ebb and Flow of the Tide and the Rolling Clouds", is really a golden and jade good words, every word is beautiful, I have read it a hundred times, and I still don't get tired of reading it, and I am reading the one hundred and one times word by word......"

"Hahaha......" the Jade Emperor couldn't help laughing aloud, "Really? Director Ji, the book I wrote has a total of 1,000 chapters and more than 6 million words...... It's only been a month since it was published, and you've watched it a full hundred times? On average, I read it 3.3333 times a day - your reading speed is amazing, isn't it? It's several times more than the 'Magic Reading Machine'! Speaking of this, his face sank, "Director Ji, you have to have a degree of whiskers and horses...... I advise you to do it in moderation! Recently, some people have reported to me that you have used your power to seek personal gainβ€”if you don't repent, I'm afraid that if you don't take up your post, you will have to be laid off! ”

"Huh?" Ji Wuchang suddenly sweated like rain and said, "Yes...... Is it? Principal Zhang, I was wrong! I change, I change, I must change the past! ”

"That's it!" The Jade Emperor waved his hand at him, and then turned to Yang Jian and said, "Yang Jian, let's go, I'll take you to see the horse pawn......"