Chapter 26: Yang Jian, You're so fierce!
Suddenly, Yang Jian's eyes lit up and he thought:
"Didn't my dad have a lot of savings? He said, "It's for me to marry my daughter-in-law in the future...... Now that I need money urgently, why don't I ask my dad to borrow it? Yes, that's it, I'll go home and find my dad after school tonight......
However, my father picks on the door and takes the money too seriously, I go home to ask him to borrow money, what if he refuses to borrow? …… Pregnant! If my father really doesn't lend me the money, I will scare him and say that he is 'domestic violence', and I will go to the heavenly court to sue him for 'abuse of minors'!"
Although my father picks the door, he is very embarrassed...... As soon as he heard that I was going to sue him, he was afraid of losing face, so he quickly lent me the money! yes, that's the idea...... That's great! Hahaha......"
Thinking of this, Yang Jian couldn't help but laugh out loud.
His laughter immediately alarmed the class.
Immediately, everyone's eyes were on him with a 100% return rate.
Taishang Laojun's gaze also fell on Yang Jian's smiling face, and he said angrily:
"Yang Jian, you laugh arbitrarily, disrupt the class, and punish the station!"
When Yang Jian heard this, he was startled, and then realized that he had lost his temper.
He immediately stopped laughing, stood up and said:
"Teacher, I didn't mean to...... It's just a mental slip, can you forgive me once? ”
"Can't!" Taishang Laojun said sharply, "Yang Jian, immediately go to the 'Penalty Station Zone' to punish the station!" ”
"Yes!" Yang Jian reluctantly agreed, walked into the "penalty station area", and after standing still, asked, "Teacher, how long is the penalty station this time?" ”
"Until school ends in the evening!" Taishang Laojun said angrily, "No, it's not enough for you to remember for a long time!" ”
With that, he resumed his lecture.
Yang Jian stood in the "penalty station area", he was very depressed, he listened to the class, and looked forward to the end of the class soon......
"The spring water dingdong, the spring water dingdong, the spring water dingdong......"
Finally, the bell rang for the end of class.
When Taishang Laojun heard this, he stopped lecturing and collected the manuscript of "Alchemy Course Handouts" placed on the podium into the sleeves of his robe and said:
"Class is over. Goodbye, students! ”
With that, he left the classroom with his hands in his hands, his feet on auspicious clouds, and his clothes fluttering.
As soon as Taishang Laojun's figure disappeared, Li Nezha, Sakura Luo, Yan Wisteria, Zhang Zi'er and Feng Nuwa ran to Yang Jian at once, surrounded him, and asked:
"Yang Jian, why did you laugh out loud just now?"
"Yang Jian, what are you doing at noon today?"
"Yang Jian, you haven't answered me yet, why are you late this morning? ……”
Yang Jian waited for everyone to finish asking questions, and then he smiled and said:
"Good! Students, I will answer your questions now. I was late this morning because on my way to school, I passed by the 'Treasure Pavilion' in Tianjie and bought a 'magic gold brick' there...... So, it's a waste of time. ”
"'Magic Bricks'?" Li Nezha hurriedly asked, "Yang Jian, it turns out that the 'slab brick' you knocked down Shen Gongbao is not an ordinary brick, but a 'magic gold brick'?" ”
"Yes!" Yang Jian nodded and said, "I didn't give money when I bought bricks in the morning, and I paid on credit; I went out at noon today to send brick money to the lord of Baili Pavilion. ”
"Oh, I see!" Li Nezha said with great interest, "Yang Jian, quickly take out your 'magic gold brick' and let me see it!" ”
Yang Jian said "yes", reached into his pocket and took out the "magic gold brick", put it in his palm and said:
"Li Nezha, look, this is the 'magic gold brick'."
"Huh? So small? Li Nezha was very surprised while watching, "There is not a big mahjong card yet!" ”
"Yes, yes!" Cherry Blossom Fall, Yan Wisteria, Zhang Zi'er, and Feng Nuwa asked very curiously while watching, "Yang Jian, how did you make it bigger?" ”
"I've got a trick up my sleeve." Yang Jian replied, "As long as I recite the magic trick silently, this 'magic gold brick' will immediately become a 'slab brick'......"
"Really?" Sakura Luo said with interest, "Yang Jian, you quickly turn this 'magic gold brick' into a 'plate brick' for me to see!" ”
"No way!" Yang Jian hurriedly shook his head and said, "Cherry blossoms fall, you don't know, my 'magic gold brick' was bought for 100 million heaven coins......"
"Huh? 100 million Heaven Coins?! Sakura was taken aback and said, "So expensive?" Yang Jian, you are so generous! ”
"Haha......" Yang Jian said with a smile, "That's not the point. The point is that although this 'magic gold brick' was bought for 100 million Heaven Coins, it can only be used ten times...... I've used it three times today and can use it seven more times. So, you can't just waste it for no reason! ”
"Isn't that right?" Yan Ziteng blinked his eyes, "Yang Jian, didn't you just use this 'magic golden brick' against Shen Gongbao once in the 'Student Pavilion'?" Where is it used three times? ”
Yang Jian said:
"Yan Wisteria, you don't know something. In addition to using this 'magic gold brick' once with Shen Gongbao in the 'Student Pavilion', I used it again at the school gate at noon today: I knocked down the doorman's pawn - because he didn't let me out, I was anxious, and after using the 'magic gold brick' to knock him down, I opened the gate and ran out; I ran to the 'Treasure Pavilion' to pay for the bricks, and on the way back, I was intercepted by Shen Gongbao and almost didn't kill him......"
"Huh? No way? Sakura couldn't help but interject, "Yang Jian, wasn't Shen Gongbao fainted by you?" How can they run out to your trouble? ”
Yang Jian replied:
"It must have been that after he woke up, he held a grudge and wanted revenge, so he secretly spied on me, and found that I had left the campus, and he chased me out......
At that time, after Shen Gongbao led Li Xuzhu, Windmill and Mo Shang Rousang to intercept me, Shen Gongbao used [magic] to freeze me in an icicle, and then he brandished a machete to cut me in two, fortunately, a beautiful sister flew over in Caifeng and saved my life!
That beautiful sister is named Flying Flower in the Wind, the princess of Phoenix City, and after she saved me, she used her magic to freeze Shen Gongbao, Li Xuzhu, Windmill and Mo Shang Rou Sang......
I was very angry with Shen Gongbao, so I took the opportunity to use the 'magic gold brick' to knock him unconscious again, and Li Xuzhu, Windmill, and Mo Shang Rousang were all knocked to the ground by me......"
"Ah, it's so enjoyable!" Li Nezha couldn't help but be very excited, "Yang Jian, you are so fierce!" ”
"Yes!" Sakura laughed happily, "Yang Jian, this time you must have scared Shen Gongbao!" In the future, he will never dare to bully you again! ”
Yan Wisteria said:
"I don't think so! Shen Gongbao is vicious, insidious and cunning - after he wakes up this time, I am afraid that he will intensify and harm Yang Jian by unscrupulous means...... So, Yang Jian, you must be vigilant! ”