When Yang Jian heard this, he immediately shouted loudly:

"Dad, are you such a father? When the son is in trouble, Lao Tzu does not help - is this the style that a parent should have? Father, now I'll say the ugly thing in front of me: If you don't lend me money, I'll go to the 'Heavenly Court' and sue you......"

"You dare?" Yang Shugen glared and said, "Rabbit cub, dare to go against Lao Tzu?" See that I don't break your legs......" As he spoke, he the burning stick he had just put down again, and was about to start hitting Yang Jian's thigh.

Yang Jian saw that the situation was not good, turned his head and ran, and scared as he ran:

"Dad, I'm going to the 'Heavenly Court' to sue you: sue you for 'domestic violence' and abuse of minors...... See if you're ashamed or not? In that way, everyone on the street will know that in the future, whoever has a daughter will not dare to marry your family as a daughter-in-law, I will be a bachelor for the rest of my life, so that you have money and nowhere to spend! Speaking of this, he had an idea, took out a copy of the "School Leaving Certificate" in the "magic bag", turned around and shook it at the poplar tree root and said, "Dad, my words count, you see, this is the "Indictment......" I want to sue you."

"Huh?" Yang Shugen was illiterate, he saw Yang Jian holding the "paper" and went straight to the door, believing it to be true, for fear that everyone would know that he had "domestic violence", so he would ruin his good reputation, so he hurriedly lowered his voice and said, "Erlang, don't run, you stop me!" ”

"No!" Yang Jian bluffed, "Dad, I must sue you today......"

"Sue what?" Yang Shugen compromised, "If you don't stumble, I'm afraid of losing face!" Erlang, the ugliness of the family should not be publicized...... Dad won't beat you anymore, come back soon, we have something to say! ”

When Yang Jian heard this, there was a door, and he was overjoyed, and immediately accepted it when he saw it:

"Really? Dad, did you agree to give me the money? ”

"Agreed!" Yang Shugen forced a smile and said, "Hehe, Erlang, you first ripped off the complaint paper, and then, let's go to the house and talk!" ”

"Good! Dad, I'll listen to your ......" Yang Jian said with joy in his heart, and then tore up the innocent "School Leaving Certificate" and threw it into the trash can next to the courtyard. Then, following Yang Shugen into the house and asked, "Dad, where is the money?" Take it out! ”

"Hmm." Yang Shugen nodded as a last resort and said, "Erlang, my father didn't save much money in his hands, only one billion Heaven Coins......

"Billion? No, it's too little! Yang Jian waved his hand and said, "Dad, I know that it is not easy for you to save money over the years...... Now I'll give you a discount: I won't borrow 9 billion Heaven Coins from you, but 8 billion, how about it? ”

"Eight billion? No, it's too much! Erlang, I can only give you two billion ......"

"Two billion? Too little! Dad, I'll take one more step: seven billion ......"

"Seven billion? Too much! Erlang, I'll add another billion ...... to you."

"Three billion? No, it's not much! Dad, I'll give you one more step: six billion, absolutely no less! ”

"Six billion?" Yang Shugen shook his head, "No, it's still more!" Erlang, Dad is out today! Five billion - all the family funds will be given to you, it's always okay, right? ”

"Good!" Yang Jian slapped his face, "Five billion is five billion, a deal!" ”

As soon as Yang Shugen heard the word "deal", he couldn't help but scold:

"Rabbit cub, are you doing business with Lao Tzu? Five billion Heaven Coins-I have saved money for a lifetime by frugality, and I have made you fool away with just three or eight sentences! ”

Yang Jian hurriedly smiled:

"Dad, don't feel distressed, I didn't ask you for all that money, I just borrowed it...... When I make money from mining in the future, I will definitely double it back to you! ”

When Yang Shugen heard this, he couldn't help but slow down his voice and said:

"Erlang, just have your words! The five billion Heaven Coin Daddy doesn't need you to pay it back, it's all for you! Erlang, you stand here and wait, I'll go get you the money......"

With that, he turned around and walked to the opposite room.

Yang Jian looked at his very tough back, and thought in his heart:

"Great! Originally, I thought that this old man was very picky, even if he lent me money, it would not be too much, and two billion withstood it; I really didn't expect him to be able to get me five billion at once!

Now I have a billion Heaven Coins in my hand, plus five billion, that's six billion Heaven Coins - four billion short of 10 billion down payments...... What to do? The four billion...... Who to borrow?

Pregnant! Zi'er - yes, when I get the money in a while, I'll go back to school and find her......"

Yang Jian was making a plan to borrow money for the next step in his heart, when he saw Yang Shugen coming over with a stack of deposit slips, and said with a very distressed expression:

"Erlang, these deposit receipts are a total of eighteen, and the sum of the money is exactly five billion, so give them to you! These certificates of deposit can be deposited and exchanged, and you can withdraw money if you take them to the 'Golden Triangle Savings Office' opposite the gate of the 'Scholarly Home' - the password for all certificates of deposit is the first ten digits of your 'ID card' number......"

Yang Jian took the pile of deposit receipts and said very happily:

"Okay, I got it! Dad, you go ahead and cook, I'm leaving, go get the money. Then, go straight back to school ......"

"What are you anxious about?" Yang Shugen interrupted him, "I'm not done yet. Erlang, you must be more careful when withdrawing money, don't make any mistakes; The money is in hand, but you must take it well, don't lose it! Also, those interest money—I calculated in my heart just now: excluding 20 percent of the personal income tax, the money you get in your hand in a while should be 32,480,615 yuan, seven cents and five cents......"

"Huh?" Yang Jian couldn't help but be shocked and said, "Dad, aren't you illiterate?" How is interest calculated? And it's accurate to the point? ”

"Hey, hey, hey......" Yang Shugen smiled very proudly, "I can't read, don't you know how to count?" Stinky boy, don't think that Lao Tzu is illiterate, you just want to fool me! To tell you the truth, Lao Tzu's 'mental arithmetic' is very good - even your sister and your brother-in-law, two 'magic university' high-level graduates together, can't count me ......."

"Really? Genius! Yang Jian immediately looked at the poplar root and said, "This is really 'people can't look good, and the sea can't fight'." Speaking of this, he was very skeptical, "Dad, is the interest money you said just now about 'three thousand two million four hundred and eighty thousand six hundred and fifty thousand yuan, seven cents and five cents' really accurate?" ”

"Of course! If you don't believe it, you'll know when you get the interest money in a while. Yang Shugen said confidently, "Erlang, I won't give you the interest money, you have to keep it for me—next time you come back, you will give me a lot of money......"

"Okay, I got it." Yang Jian put those deposit receipts into the "magic bag" and walked out of the aisle, "Dad, you are home alone, you must take care of yourself." ”

"I know." Yang Shugen replied, "Erlang, dinner is about to be ready, you wait for a while, and then leave after eating." ”

"I don't eat it. Dad, I'm in a hurry......"

Yang Jian said, turned around and left.

"Wait!" Yang Shugen hurriedly shouted again, "Erlang, you are wearing a school uniform to withdraw money, it is too eye-catching, and it is easy to be followed...... It's time to change your uniform! ”

"It's okay, Dad!" Yang Jian said disapprerovingly.

Yang Shugen sank his face and said:

"You know what? As the old saying goes: 'You can't have the heart to harm others, and you can't have the heart to prevent people.' 'Erlang, listen to Dad, that's right......"

"Okay." Yang Jian knew that "his arms couldn't twist his thighs", so he was in a hurry, so he stopped being verbose, agreed, and immediately took off his school uniform three times and divided it by two, put it in the "magic bag", and casually took out a set of white Shengxue's clothes from it and put it on his body.

Then, he said to Yang Shugen, "Dad, I'm leaving!" The footsteps hurried away.

Yang Shugen looked at his back who left in a hurry, couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, reached into his coat pocket, and took out a large deposit slip from it:

"Stinky boy, fight with Lao Tzu? You're still tender! Where are your five billion? That's just the money I saved from fishing and selling on the river in my hometown; The deposit slip in my hand was given to me by your sister and your brother-in-law a few days ago, saying that it was a 'manuscript fee' - 50 billion, which is the money reserved for your daughter-in-law! ”

Sure enough, ginger is old and spicy.