Yang Jian was startled, and when he looked at it, the person who was hit turned out to be Taishang Laojun, so he hurriedly apologized:

"Teacher, I'm sorry I accidentally bumped into you!"

Originally, Taishang Laojun was walking side by side with a young and beautiful woman - while walking, he was laughing with the woman in a blink of an eye, and he didn't pay attention to the ahead, and was suddenly bumped into by Yang Jian, and couldn't help but be startled, and saw that it was Yang Jian who apologized to him, so he reacted and said:

"Oh, that's okay! Yang Jian, why are you here? Walking hairy and stunned, not with long eyes...... Luckily, it's night, and there are no cars on the street, otherwise, what if something happens? ”

"Hey, hey......" Yang Jian smiled a little embarrassedly, "Teacher, I'm in a bad mood!" ”

When Taishang Laojun heard this, he couldn't help but be angry and funny:

"Yang Jian, tell me what are you doing? You say that you sit in class and walk on the street...... Are you an 'expert in slipping'? Hey? That's not right, Yang Jian, I didn't give you a "School Leaving Certificate", how did you leave the campus? Could it be that you came out of the wall? It's impossible, there is a top-level [magic] prohibition on the campus wall of the 'Magic University', and no one can cross it......"

"Teacher, I didn't go over the wall!" Yang Jian replied, "I came out with the "School Leaving Certificate". ”

"School Leaving Certificate?" Taishang Laojun was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly asked, "Yang Jian, who gave you the "School Leaving Certificate"?" ”

"Commissioner Auditor." Yang Jian replied.

"Impermanence? No way? Taishang Laojun said in disbelief, "He can personally give you a "School Leaving Certificate...... It's really the sun hitting the west and coming out! ”

Yang Jian smiled:

"But, he really opened it for me! Teacher, I have an urgent matter after school in the evening and need to go home; Originally, I wanted to ask you to give me a "School Leaving Certificate", but it was too late, so I went directly to the teaching office to find the director of the audit department......"

"He'll be there when you get there? No hassle at all? Taishang Laojun asked.

Yang Jian shook his head:

"Nope."

Taishang Laojun couldn't help but be very puzzled:

"It's really strange, how can impermanence become so easy to talk? Hey, hey, hey...... But that's fine! Yang Jian, since Ji Wuchang is so easy to speak, if you need to leave the campus in the future, just ask him to open the "School Leaving Certificate", just don't look for me! ”

Yang Jian was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly asked:

"Teacher, I didn't ask you to open the "School Leaving Certificate" today, do you think I am 'on the kang across the pot'...... Did you pick a gift? ”

"No, no!" Taishang Laojun waved his hand again and again, "Yang Jian, don't misunderstand...... There are no outsiders here, I, as a teacher, will say something to you that shouldn't be said: I hate the yin and yang weird face of Ji Wuchang! In the past, whenever a student wanted to go out on errands, I asked him to get the "School Leaving Certificate", and he would pretend not to give me a ...... happily."

"Oh, I see. I understand! Yang Jian nodded and said, I really wanted to take out the blank "School Leaving Certificate" in the "magic bag" and give it to Taishang Laojun at once, so that he would not see the hateful face of Ji Wuchang again...... However, he could not do that, because he was trustworthy: since he had promised to keep the "secret" of Impermanence, he would not let anyone else know that he had a blank copy of the "School Leaving Certificate" - although he also hated Impermanence and did not want to "make an offensive and defensive alliance" with him at all.

"Hey, hey, it's good if you understand!" I only heard Taishang Laojun smile and said, "Yang Jian, it's not early, and I have to study at eight o'clock...... Hurry back to school. Yang Jian, although there is no teacher to supervise the evening self-study in class, you can't be mentally slipped, you have to study your own - because each class is equipped with a 'magic monitor', and the time for self-study will be automatically turned on every night: once you make a mistake in class and I find out in the 'magic phone', I will still punish you 'remotely'! ”

"Thank you for the reminder, I see!" Yang Jian replied, at this time he glanced at the woman standing next to Taishang Laojun, and blurted out, "Teacher, your daughter is so beautiful!" ”

"Yang Jian, what did you say?" Taishang Laojun immediately corrected, "She is my wife, your master, Nanhai Dashi - the same age as me, a rabbit, and she is 'sixty-six' this year!" Give back my daughter, what a mess! ”

"Huh?" Yang Jian was shocked and said, "Won't it?" Teacher, my sister is past the age of sixties, how can she be so young? Speaking of this, he hurriedly faced Nanhai Dashi and bowed deeply, "Master, I'm sorry, I can't speak, please don't be surprised!" ”

"Hehe......" Nanhai Dashi smiled in a very sweet voice, "What's the blame?" Yang Jian, you speak very well, you really never get tired of listening to it—that's why I've been listening quietly all the time standing here......"

"Hey, hey......" Yang Jian smiled a little embarrassedly, "Thank you for the compliment!" After that, he emphasized to Taishang Laojun, "Teacher, I didn't 'play the piano' just now, my sister is really young, looking at her appearance, I feel that she is not a few years older than me, so I thought he was your daughter." ”

When Taishang Laojun heard this, he couldn't help but smile triumphantly:

"Hey, hey, can she not be young? For many years, she has been eating the [Immortal Pill] and [Beauty and Beauty Pill] that I have carefully refined, and she has also called it "in order to save food" - I am really worried that if she continues to eat like this, if she becomes a preschool child, I will have to send her to 'kindergarten'......"

"Hee-hee!" Nanhai Tuas smiled heartlessly, "Husband, look at what you said, are people so naïve?" Really...... I can't speak at all, and I'm still a dignified 'magic university' teacher! Hmph, I ignore you, I'll talk to Yang Jian.

Yang Jian, I have time to go to my sister's house - no, go to my mother's house to chat, and then my mother will make you the best food: 'pumpkin stewed crab', which is guaranteed to make you eat red and walk sideways......"

"You can pull it down!" Before Nanhai Master finished speaking, Taishang Laojun interrupted her and said, "Dear Nanhai Master 'Sir', please don't mislead my students with your one-sided and simple wrong insight—if you follow your logic, if you walk sideways after eating crabs, then won't the swans fly after eating?" ”

"How is it misleading?" Nanhai Dashi argued, "Husband, last Sunday, at noon, you called the barefoot immortal at home to drink...... At that time, after he finished eating the 'pumpkin stewed crab' I made myself, didn't he walk home with a red face? ”

"Honey, if you don't mention it, I've forgotten about it." Taishang Laojun couldn't cry and laughed, "At that time, Daxian'er was walking sideways because of the red face after eating crabs?" It was because he drank too much 'osmanthus wine' with me, which led to his red face and 'domineering'...... That's purely an abnormal performance after drinking too much alcohol, and it has nothing to do with your 'pumpkin crab stew'!

And, dear! How many times have I told you, Da Xian'er is the same age as us, he is also a rabbit, his birthday is not as old as mine, you don't have to move when you see him, call him 'Second Uncle'...... Why do you always have trouble remembering? That is to say, Da Xian'er has no heart and lungs, and when he hears you call him 'Second Uncle', in addition to saying with a smile 'Sister-in-law is so humorous', he should eat, drink, and not take it to heart at all - if it is someone else, how can he be embarrassed? ”

"Hee-hee, husband, can you blame me?" Master Nanhai couldn't help laughing, "Who told him to look so old?" At the age of sixty-six, he was bald, really like my mother's second uncle...... If his hair is still missing, I won't have the idea of calling him 'Second Uncle'!" Yang Jian, you say, am I right? ”

"Huh?" Yang Jian couldn't help but be stunned, and was not sure how to answer, when he suddenly heard someone shouting:

"Laojun, sister-in-law, where are you two shopping on the street? Hahaha, great! Let's go to the 'Food City' for supper, I'm in for a treat! ”

When Taishang Laojun heard this, he couldn't help but laugh:

"Hehe, this is really talking about the big fairy, the big fairy is ......"

"Hee-hee-hee-hee......-hee Facts speak louder than words: Yang Jian, look, that big bald brain melon egg who is running away from us doesn't look like my 'second uncle'? ”