Chapter 37: Magic Phone
After Yang Jian waved the "bricks" and knocked down the three robbers, the anger in his heart was exhausted, and he collected the "magic gold bricks" into the "magic bag".
Seeing that the three robbers were all knocked to the ground by Yang Jian and unconscious, Feihua waved her hand and took back the rope that bound the robbers, allowing it to be restored into a garland and put it on her head again. Then, he smiled at Yang Jian:
"Yang Jian, at this moment, shouldn't you be on the campus of the 'Magic University'? But how could it be here? ”
Yang Jian replied:
"Sister, you're right. It stands to reason that I should be on the campus of the 'Magic University' right now...... However, I had important things to do, so I went home from school in the evening...... Unexpectedly, when I came back, I was in trouble here! Fortunately, you came to the rescue in time, otherwise, I would have died tonight! Sister, you came just in time," Speaking of this, Yang Jian hurriedly took out the bank card given to him by Flying Flower in the Wind from the "magic bag" and handed it to Flying Flower in the Wind, "Sister, I really don't want this bank card you gave me, I really don't want it, give it back to you now!" ”
"Yang Jian, why are you here again?" Feihua in the wind said with a sinking face, "I said I gave this bank card to you, you can put it away quickly." Yang Jian, today I will not only give you a bank card, but now, I will also give you a 'magic mobile phone'. ”
Speaking of which, I saw her casually shake her hand, and a brand-new "magic mobile phone" appeared in her hand, "Yang Jian, you see, this is the latest limited edition 'Smurf CXSH-900' Universe Tong 'Magic Mobile Phone', there are only one hundred in the universe, just on the market, I finally bought one - mobile phone number 900-6666666, which has been opened." I'll give it to you now! ”
'Huh?' Magic Phone'? Yang Jian couldn't help but be pleasantly surprised, hurriedly put the bank card into the "magic bag", and took the "magic bag" closely, then took the mobile phone, and asked with great interest while watching, "Sister, how to use this mobile phone?" ”
"I'll teach you." Flying Flower in the Wind smiled, and explained concisely.
Yang Jian quickly learned to use it. He wants to try this "Smurf" is good or not? I was very excited and dialed a phone number:
800-9999999
When Feihua saw it in the wind, she couldn't help but be surprised:
"This is the mobile phone number of the Jade Emperor - Yang Jian, how do you know his mobile phone number?"
Yang Jian smiled:
"Of course I do, because he's my brother-in-law."
"Huh?" Feihua in the wind almost didn't drop her jaw in shock, "The Jade Emperor is your brother-in-law?" Yang Jian, your backer is quite big! ”
Yang Jian disagreed:
"What's that? Hey? Sister, how do you know my brother-in-law's mobile phone number? ”
"I saw it in my father's cell phone contacts." Feihua in the wind replied very proudly, "Yang Jian, I not only know the mobile phone number of the Jade Emperor, but also the mobile phone numbers of the Queen Mother, Hades, Rulai, Guanyin, Taishang Laojun and Tota Li Tianwang......"
As soon as Feihua in the Wind said this, Yang Jian's mobile phone was connected, and the very polite voice of the Jade Emperor sounded inside:
"Hello! I'm Zhang Long, who are you? ”
"Hahaha......" Yang Jian smiled very happily, "It's quite polite!" Brother-in-law, it's me, what are you doing? ”
"Yang Jian? Oh, I'm washing your sister's underwear and underwear at home. It's not convenient for her to ...... these days," the Jade Emperor replied in a very natural voice, "Erlang, why did you think of calling me?" Something must be wrong, right? Whose phone are you using? ”
"It's okay, it's okay." Yang Jian replied repeatedly, "Brother-in-law, this is my mobile phone, 'Smurfs', just arrived...... I'm calling you now, just want to try to make it good or not? ”
"Oh?" The Jade Emperor was taken aback and said, "Erlang, did you buy a mobile phone?" And it's the 'Smurfs'? It seems to me that the caller ID number is '900-6666666' - good guys, the '900' Shinkansen 'Leopard' that has just been opened is too 'hard'! It's over my '800'. Not to mention, you kid is really a bit of a mine manager...... Jiro, when are you going to open a mine? Do you need your brother-in-law to 'cut the ribbon' for you at that time? ”
"'Ribbon cutting'? It's too much trouble to use. Yang Jian replied, "Brother-in-law, just wait for my good news: when the time comes, the first 'Philosopher's Stone' I have mined will be given to you!" ”
"Hahaha......" the Jade Emperor smiled very happily, "Good! Erlang, you kid can do things! However, your first 'Philosopher's Stone' can't be given to me, it must be given to your sister - don't you know who is the 'boss' in our family? ”
Without waiting for Yang Jian to answer, a delicate voice sounded in the mobile phone:
"Phew! Husband, look at what you said, it's like someone is a 'big devil'......"
"Hey, hey, hey...... Gillian, are you not counting the 'big devil' in your heart? ”
"I hate it, people ignore you!"
"Hahaha, Gillian, don't be angry, wait until your husband finishes washing the clothes to accompany you to 'fight the landlord'......"
"Okay! Husband, I like to play with you the most! Every time you can't beat me, it's so cool to win......"
"Hee-hee-hee-hee......-hee ”
Yang Jian really couldn't listen to it anymore, so he shouted loudly:
"Brother-in-law, you're busy, I'm hanging."
"Wait!" The Jade Emperor hurriedly shouted, "Erlang, the 'Demon Great' has a clear rule that students are not allowed to take their mobile phones. You must pay attention to the fact that if the teacher finds out about using your mobile phone at school and confiscates it, I won't help you get it back! ”
"I know. Brother-in-law, tell my sister my mobile phone number...... Hung up. Yang Jian said that, hung up the phone, and smiled at Feihua in the wind, "Great!" With this 'magic phone' in hand, it's like my brother-in-law is by my side...... Sister, I like this phone very much, thank you for giving me such a good gift! ”
"Thanks for what? No. Feihua waved his hand and said, "Yang Jian, what did the Jade Emperor mean when he said just now that you were 'a bit of a mine manager' and 'when are you going to open a mine'?" Also, what are you talking about mining 'Philosopher's Stones'? ”
When Yang Jian asked, he was very excited to tell him about the mine.
When the flowers in the wind heard it, they couldn't help but be pleasantly surprised:
"Great! Yang Jian, when the time comes, you will mine the 'Philosopher's Stone', and if you can't use it yourself, you will sell me all the excess! ”
"Sell what?" Yang Jian smiled, "Sister, what is mine is yours, you can use it casually when the time comes......"
"That's not going to work!" Feihua in the wind said very seriously, "Yang Jian, do you know why I am very rich? That's all the money I made from buying and selling the 'Philosopher's Stone'. To tell the truth, I am doing the 'Philosopher's Stone' business - 'Huanyu Philosopher's Stone Distribution Industrial Co., Ltd.' is my opening, with a registered capital of one trillion heavenly coins, the company's legal person and general manager are my own, and the head office is in Phoenix, and there are 'Philosopher's Stone' dealerships all over the universe. ”