Chapter 39: What the hell are they messing with?

"The Boss is right!" Li Xuzhu immediately saw the wind and said, "Yang Jian's kid hasn't been subdued yet, and now there is another stinky 'three-eight' - if we fall behind, we will be beaten: if we don't step up our cultivation of [magic], I'm afraid we will have to be trampled under the feet of others!" ”

When Shen Gongbao heard this, he snorted coldly and said:

"Want to trample me underfoot? No way! Yang Jian, today you not only refused to pay the 'protection fee', but also beat me twice with 'bricks' - I must ask you to repay this account twice! ”

"Yes!" The windmill immediately added fuel to the fire and said, "Boss, you must ask Yang Jian to repay it twice: if someone else pays 100 million 'protection fees', ask him to pay 200 million!" ”

"Yes!" Mo Shang Rousang also echoed casually, "Two hundred million - it's not good to ......make a penny less."

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"University of Cosmic Magic".

"The spring water dingdong, the spring water dingdong, the spring water dingdong......"

Yang Jian rushed towards the teaching building at a speed of 100 meters in a 100-meter sprint amid the bright and smooth rhythm of the bell - when he rushed into the classroom of the first class of the year, the bell of the evening self-study stopped abruptly.

"Thank goodness I wasn't late!" Yang Jian secretly rejoiced, slowed down, looked left and right while walking to his seat, and found that Li Nezha, Sakura Luo, Yan Wisteria, Zhang Zier, Feng Nuwa and the whole class had already arrived, everyone was in place, silently began to study in the evening, he didn't dare to make a sound, hurriedly walked to his seat, after sitting down, took out the class notebook from the table, opened it, and quietly got up for self-study at night.

Suddenly, there was a soft sound of "click", and a small paper ball with the scent of lavender flew down on Yang Jian's desk.

When Yang Jian saw it, he knew that it was the paper ball thrown by Zhang Zi'er, and he couldn't help but smile on his face. He quietly picked up the paper ball, opened it and looked at it, only to see a line of very delicate text on it:

"Yang Jian, why did you come back? Is the down payment enough? ”

After Yang Jian saw it, he immediately tore off a piece of paper at the back of the class notebook, lifted the brush, and replied with a dance:

"Nope. Zi'er, now that I have gathered six billion, and I am still short of four billion, I have no choice, I need your help. ”

Yang Jian finished writing, and quickly crumpled the piece of paper into a paper ball and threw it to Zhang Zi'er, who was looking back and waiting.

Zhang Zi'er stretched out her hand to catch it, opened it to see, couldn't help but be surprised, and hurriedly replied:

"Four billion? Yang Jian, are you crazy? How can I have so much money? To be honest, I only have a few hundred dollars in my wallet right now, and it's not enough to buy a 'crispy ice cream'...... So, I'm sorry, I really can't help it, I don't have any money. ”

Write it, crumple it into a paper ball, and throw it to Yang Jian.

Yang Jian looked at it and replied:

"Zi'er, you have a way to help me. I don't have the money to borrow from your mother, she's a 'rich woman'. ”

Zhang Zier replied:

"That's right! My mom is rich - my dad's salary is in her hand, and my dad's manuscript fee for writing books has also been handed over to her, she is really rich...... Ay? That's not right! Yang Jian, are you 'tricking' me? My mother is your sister, and it is clear that you want to borrow money, why didn't you come forward to find her, but let me be 'cannon fodder' to borrow money from you? ”

Yang Jian replied:

"Because I'm a well-known 'loser', I went directly to your mother to borrow money, and I definitely had to touch my nose, and the result was: I didn't borrow the money, not to mention, and I had to be scolded by her! Zi'er, to be honest, I'm not afraid of anyone, I'm afraid that your mother will glare at me......"

Zhang Zier replied:

"Yang Jian, you're right! My mother is really amazing, let alone you, even my father, the dignified Jade Emperor, says one thing outside, how many cow forks there are, once my mother is angry, don't you still kneel on the washboard at home? Hee-hee...... If that's the case, I'll be reluctant to borrow money from you.

But four billion – that's not a small amount, how can I tell my mother? It can't be said that it is for you to borrow money to open a mine, right?

Yang Jian, you make up a legitimate reason for me - it is best to be the kind that is touching and tear-jerking, my mother was deeply moved when she heard it, and she will be generous as soon as she bursts into tears! ”

Yang Jian replied:

"Good! Isn't the Yan Wisteria family a difficult household? Let's make it worse for her: when the time comes, you will tell your mother that her house has caught fire and burned down the house, and she urgently needs a large amount of money to build a house......"

Zhang Zier replied:

"Yang Jian, are you damaged? Yan Wisteria has no grudge against you, why do you curse her house for fire? ”

Yang Jian replied:

"There's nothing wrong with burning prosperity - there's nothing wrong with that, Zi'er, don't be superstitious. Besides, that's just a casual remark, and her family won't really have anything to lose because of this. ”

Zhang Zier replied:

"That's right. Okay, that's a deal! ”

Yang Jian was very happy, and immediately wrote again:

"It's a deal. Without further ado, Zi'er, you'll go home after the evening self-study...... I'll go with you to your mom. ”

After writing, he crumpled the piece of paper into a paper ball, raised his hand, and just threw it out at Zhang Zi'er's position, when suddenly, a very angry voice sounded:

"Yang Jian, who repeatedly violated classroom discipline and threw paper balls, immediately went to the 'penalty station area' to go to the punishment station - until the end of the evening self-study; Zhang Zier, who was not attentive to self-study in class, threw paper balls with Yang Jian, and warned once! ”

It was Taishang Laojun who suddenly howled.

The students were all taken aback, thinking that it was Taishang Laojun who was coming to check the evening self-study, and they all looked up at the podium, but they only heard his voice, but did not see him; So, they all shifted their attention to Yang Jian and Zhang Zi'er.

Suddenly, Zhang Zi'er's face turned crimson. She let out an "oh", hurriedly lowered her head, and began to study.

Yang Jian heard what Taishang Laojun said, and said in surprise, "The teacher is honest and doesn't deceive me, there is indeed a 'magic monitor' in the classroom...... Moreover, the teacher is using a 'magic phone' to monitor us 'remotely'......" He thought to himself, and he didn't dare to slack off, so he immediately stood up and walked towards the "penalty station area" with his class notebook.

Seeing Yang Jian standing in the "Penalty Station Zone" again, Li Nezha, Sakura Blossom, Yan Ziteng and Feng Nuwa were all very puzzled, and each thought, "Yang Jian is really wonderful, he was punished for standing three times on the first day of school, which is also too 'excellent'!" No...... He threw paper balls, and Zhang Zier didn't concentrate on class...... What the hell are they messing with? ”

Yang Jian is really a genius, standing in the "punishment area", it didn't affect his self-study at night. At this moment, I saw him standing there with his body straight, holding the class notebook in both hands, and when he was studying, he was so focused that he was almost forgetful......

Li Nezha, who was sitting in the front row, was going to die of envy when he saw this! He looked at Yang Jian silently, and thought to himself, "Yang Jian, you can still learn while standing in the 'Punishment Station Zone', this is really no one!" Yang Jian, just this 'scholar' style...... How do you do that? ”