Chapter 45: Self-inflicted
"Imperial Capital Garden" is the most luxurious garden-style residential area in the Nine Heavens, it covers a very large area, rockery, waterfalls, artificial lakes, bamboo cultivation, jungles, rivers, streams and other natural landscapes, everything; There are a total of 36 villas in the area, numbered in order:
BS-01 in Area A to BS-12 in Area A
BS-13 in Zone B to BS-24 in Zone B
BS-25 in Zone C to BS-36 in Zone C
Zhang Zier's house number is: BS-18, Area B
Zhang Zi'er's home.
At this time, the night was already dark, and Zhang Hong'er, Zhang Cheng'er, Zhang Huang'er, Zhang Lu'er, Zhang Qing'er and Zhang Lan'er were already resting in their respective boudoirs; Only the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother did not rest, and the husband and wife were happily "fighting the landlord" in front of the coffee table sitting in the living room.
The Queen Mother - that is, Yang Jian's sister and Zhang Zier's mother, named Yang Tianjiao, she is naturally beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, and smart, although she is three years older than the Jade Emperor, she looks like she is seven or eight years younger than the Jade Emperor.
Since the Queen Mother and the Jade Emperor got married, the husband and wife have a deep love for each other and are extremely affectionate. Other people's families are husbands and women, but in theirs, women sing and husbands - no matter what the Queen Mother wants to do, the Jade Emperor obeys her words and obeys her words.
"Fighting the landlord" is one of the queen mother's favorite entertainment, every day after dinner, she wants the Jade Emperor to accompany her to play "fighting the landlord", in order to get the happiness of the "winner"; The Jade Emperor doted on the Queen Mother, although he didn't like to "fight the landlord" and felt that it was a waste of time, but because his beloved wife liked it, he had to "enjoy it".
The reason why the Queen Mother likes to play "fighting landlords" with the Jade Emperor is because every time she can win a big victory - when she sees the Jade Emperor again and again although he loses the card but is unwilling to admit defeat, the mood is really refreshing. In fact, the Queen Mother was a fan of the authorities, she only thought that she played her cards well, and never realized that the Jade Emperor had been letting her ......
Originally, tonight, the two of them were playing together to "fight the landlord", the Jade Emperor was defeated repeatedly as always, and the Queen Mother was victorious as always, and the scene was very harmonious...... However, fighting and fighting, the Jade Emperor suddenly did not play his cards according to the routine:
As soon as the Queen Mother came out of a "three with one", the Jade Emperor unceremoniously released a "rocket", and the Queen Mother couldn't afford it, and the Jade Emperor then played all the "straight" cards in his hand...... As a result, he won a game "for the first time".
Immediately, the Queen Mother couldn't hold back her energy, and her smiling face, which was as bright as a flower, suddenly sank like water.
"What's going on?" The Queen Mother looked at the Jade Emperor's triumphant appearance, and suddenly said angrily, "Husband, how can you win me with this hand?" ”
"No way, this hand is too smooth!" The Jade Emperor got carried away.
But the Queen Mother didn't approve of it, she was angry and said:
"Shun what Shun? You must have done it......"
"Wronged!" The Jade Emperor hurriedly shouted and said, "Gillian, I really didn't do anything!" ”
"Impossible!" The Queen Mother said very resolutely, "How could you win me without doing anything?" ”
"I was wrong! Gillian, don't punish me for kneeling on the washboard......"
"No! If you make a mistake, you will be punished! The Queen Mother said unceremoniously, "The washboard is still in the old place, you go and get it here yourself, and then 'fight the landlord' with me while kneeling!" ”
That's what the Jade Emperor wants! Seriously, in the past, he was very afraid of kneeling on the washboard, but at this time he was particularly eager to kneel on the washboard - because today is different from the past, he has a "magic washboard", kneeling on it is very comfortable, he wants to accompany the queen mother to fight the landlord for a while, so he hides in a place where no one kneels on the "magic washboard", and enjoys the wonderful comfort. But I didn't expect that the queen mother's interest was so high today, and she was endlessly "fighting the landlord" with him, and she was about to fight until midnight, and it didn't end yet...... The Jade Emperor was secretly anxious, so he made an exception to win the Queen Mother, so as to make her angry and punish him for kneeling on the washboard.
As expected!
As soon as the Jade Emperor heard that the Queen Mother was going to punish him for kneeling on the washboard, he couldn't help but be overjoyed, but on the surface he pretended to be very reluctant to agree, got up and was about to run to the bathroom to steal the beams and take out the "magic washboard", but heard the Queen Mother shout:
"Wait! Husband, now I'm going to go to the bathroom to make it easier and bring you the washboard by the way. ”
With that, he got up and walked to the bathroom.
Seeing this, the Jade Emperor secretly complained to himself, thinking, "It's a bad dish!" I was self-defeating, and I was really going to be punished for kneeling on the washboard...... Oh my God, how is that good? ”
Just when the Jade Emperor was remorseful and eager to slap his two mouths fiercely, he saw the Queen Mother walk out of the bathroom, come to him with a solid wood washboard in a heroic posture, and said seriously:
"The country has national laws, and the family has family rules: husband, you have violated the family rules, I can't help it, you just accept the punishment honestly!"
"Good!" The Jade Emperor smiled bitterly, reached out to take the washboard, put it in front of him, knelt on it helplessly, gritted his teeth and endured the pain while forcing a smile on his face, "Gillian, how long will it take to punish kneeling this time?" ”
"It depends on my mood!" The Queen Mother said highly, "Husband, if my mood is good, the punishment can end at any time; Otherwise, you won't be sure! ”
"Hey, hey......" The Jade Emperor almost stopped crying, "That makes sense!" Gillian, let's hurry up and 'fight the landlord'! I promise you'll be in a good mood soon......"
"Dad, Mom, I'm back!" Before the Jade Emperor finished speaking, suddenly Zhang Zi'er's voice sounded at the door.
When the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother heard this, they couldn't help but be surprised and delighted, and the two of them hurriedly turned their eyes to look, only to see Zhang Zi'er and Yang Jian walking into the living room one after the other, and the Queen Mother's mood immediately became relaxed, and she smiled with a smile:
"Zi'er, Xiaojian, you two are back! Hey? That's not right! It's so late, Xiao Jian, Zi'er, you two should be resting in the 'Magic University' dormitory, but why did you all run home? ”
"yes, yes!" The Jade Emperor also hurriedly asked, "Erlang, Zi'er, you two will go home together at this time...... Is there something wrong at school? ”
"No, no!" Without waiting for Zhang Zi'er to speak, Yang Jian waved his hand again and again, "Brother-in-law, don't worry, everything is fine in the school, nothing happened." It's just that I don't think the situation at home is good...... Brother-in-law, why are you being punished for kneeling on the washboard again? ”