Chapter 7: I Want Revenge
During the Three Kingdoms, there was a military advisor named Zhuge Liang in Shu State, who has always been my idol, and I suspect that now I have one-tenth of his extraordinary strategy.
Maybe it's providence, once it comes to the matter of the banshee forest midnight, my mind begins to run wild, whether it is right or wrong, I think about its cause and effect in advance, as well as the direction of evolution, the unknown of development, etc., in order to make a perfect plan. It seems that I am to her what Zhuge Liang is to Liu Bei, this relationship?!
No, when it comes to residence, I first think of Uncle Shui's house near Fushun District.
That place is relatively close to here, about 5 minutes away by taxi, Uncle Shui's house is generally rented to students who study in nearby small and middle schools, because Uncle Shui himself is engaged in real estate, so there should be a surplus house, plus the relationship between Dad and Uncle Shui is good, and the rent can also be cheaper.
It seems that in order to solve the problem of residence, although it is a lot less, it is another expense, and Lin Ziye, who is emotionally glued to me, is a big wrong!
But it's all self-inflicted, and I can't blame anyone else, though I still don't understand why I did it, just as I bought so many drinks before, maybe it was a foreshadowing.
In short, my own living expenses plus the banshee's food and housing expenses, now the money in my pocket can only last one person, if I don't care about my parents' wants, I have to find a way to raise this money, but, what should I do?
Of course, the question at hand is to get the house done.
While I was pondering this matter, Lin Ziye came to my dormitory again and told me something that was out of tune with me.
"I want revenge!" Lin Ziye scrambled a can of drink, his eyes full of anger.
"Boss Lin, who else can mess with you?" I said undeniably.
In fact, it's the same, people are demons!
"A Taoist priest, I can still smell the stench on his body!" Lin Ziye said indignantly.
"Daoist, can a Taoist priest mess with you?" I laughed.
"If it weren't for him, would I still be beaten back to my original form?!" Lin Ziye no longer wanted to think of the tragic situation of being beaten back to his original form.
"What? that Taoist priest can spell?" I exclaimed.
A Taoist priest who knows magic, hehe, did I cross over or did you watch too many movies!
"That Taoist priest not only knows spells, but also has a lot of tricks," Lin Ziye gritted his teeth and said.
A Taoist priest who can play tricks, of course, this is not impossible, after all, even monsters are there, and it is normal for a demon to appear, as the so-called positive and negative, it is really ...... Don't move, I think about it, there seems to be someone like that.
"Is he a horse-faced, tall, thin, middle-aged uncle?" suddenly appeared in my memory the appearance of the strange uncle that day.
"Who else could there be, it was him, the one who turned me back into a flower seed!" Lin Ziye was furious at the thought of him.
Oh...... You, yes, that, seed, seed!
I was surprised to say it word by word.
"You just know, the reaction is so slow!" Lin Ziye said the truth unceremoniously.
Oh, I finally understand, Lin Ziye is a flower demon.
No wonder, it's a flower that changes around, and Lin Ziye also appeared after the middle-aged uncle came to ask for seeds that day, I'm ashamed why I didn't connect these things together, which also explains why the middle-aged uncle said a lot of inexplicable words, and also grabbed my hand to look at the problem, the middle-aged uncle turned out to be a Taoist priest who knew magic...... Hey, anyway, he was holding my hand and looking at something?......
Hey, maybe I'm one-tenth as powerful as Zhuge Liang when I'm smart, but when I'm stupid, I'm more than ten times dumber than Adou!
"At that time...... How to say, I didn't dare to ask you about your qiÄ, because I know that the more I know, the more trouble I have" I told you the truth.
"Only if you sue me yourself will I have the courage to listen!" I continued.
"Oh, that's still my fault," the banshee said angrily.
Seeing that the atmosphere was not right, I eased up on the spot and said: "Of course it's not your fault, it's just that I feel that there are some things that can't be forced, you think about it, I didn't know about this matter, if I asked you at that time, I would have known at the time, but in fact I didn't ask you at the time, but I still know now, it was you who took the initiative to sue me, since this matter should let me know, as for when I knew about it, and it doesn't matter?"
Haha, I simply admire my eloquence, gushing endlessly.
Lin Ziye pondered what I had just said, and gestured, well, ah, because he didn't notice anything wrong with my words, he stopped talking.
I wanted to laugh when I looked at her, but I still couldn't help it, I pretended to look at her very strictly, but in fact, I couldn't hold it back in my heart.
"Okay, even if you're right!" Lin Ziye slowed down and continued: "I don't care about such trivial matters, the purpose of my coming here today is to ask you to assist me in taking revenge. ā
Ah, I almost forgot about this stubble, and I still hate the Taoist priest at night, I have to say that the resentment is very deep!
"IāI don't know anything, and I can't make soy sauce when I go with you!" I confessed.
Look at what I'm doing, I really don't know anything, let me go and write an essay with that Taoist priest!
"Of course you don't need to show up, I'll settle him alone!" Lin Ziye grabbed the powder fist.
"Then what can I do?" I thought, it's useless!
Lin Ziye sighed and said, "My strength has not fully recovered, but I can't wait to take revenge on him, and I will do it tonight." ā
I was about to ask a question, Lin Ziye continued: "Although this Taoist priest has mediocre spells, he is full of tricks, I am afraid that he will play some tricks again, I want you to hide in the dark and watch our duel, if that stinky Taoist priest plays any more tricks, he will quietly appear behind him and knock him out with a stick." ā
As he spoke, Lin Ziye took out a thorny stick out of nowhere and handed it to me.
Belch......
"In that case, my task is quite difficult...... "I'm sorry."
Let's not talk about how shameful it is for me to do this kind of sneak attack, what if a stick knocks out the Taoist priest with a concussion or beats him stupid, besides, sneak attack is not my specialty, in case it doesn't work, you don't think of this situation, he can't restrain me in turn, and then you will be in prison, and I can't save you if I want to.
Of course, even if these words worked in my head, I still didn't dare to say them in front of her. It's just that it seems that Lin Ziye, as a demon, is still very tender!
"I don't think so, it depends on whether he cheats or not, as long as he cheats, you will stun him, it'......s very simple!
Lin Ziye motioned for me to look at her.
I stared at her carefully, only to see her pick up the thin end of the stick on the table, and her body disappeared instantly, and then my head "buzzed", and I fainted to the ground in front of my eyes.
"Poof......
In the dimness I heard a sound from my lips, and then I woke up.
I touched my face, it was wet, what was going on.
"Hey, hey, wake up!" Lin Ziye slapped me in the face and shouted as I looked hazy.
"It's okay, it's okay, I'm already awake, it's you who knocked me out......" In order to stop Lin Ziye from continuing to act frantically, I gestured with a pause and my body naturally moved to the extent that she couldn't 'touch' me.
I can't be angry, at least in front of her, I can only pretend to be calm and have a peaceful face.
"That's good, did you see the demonstration just now, it's very simple" Lin Ziye said really like that.
What I fear most is that her innocence, her character, which has been abandoned by most of humanity, may harm me.
"Even if it's just a demonstration, you shouldn't be doing real things with me, you know, if I fall under your stick, there will be no one to do the 'behind-the-scenes work' for you," I said, stroking the big bag on my head.
Fortunately, this guy is not very strong, otherwise it is likely that the book will not be able to hold on before this chapter is finished!!
"Oh, that's right," Lin Ziye looked suddenly realised.
Oh my God, you've finally figured it out! Now I can feel a little more at ease with my future life.
"There's something I think it's necessary to tell you," I found in the cupboard, a piece of cloth that probably could wrap around my head, cut it into strips, and wrapped it around my head.
"What?"
"What you think is simple may not be easy for me, for example......" I stroked my body and continued, "Brush it and disappear, I don't know how to do this" I continued to rub my head.
"How did I forget that, huh...... If you are taught to be invisible now, you may not be able to learn it before tonight...... Forget it, I won't teach you this first, when the time comes, you can find a place to hide nearby and act when the opportunity comes, yes, that's it," Lin Ziye said decisively.
This is the so-called slapping of the brain to make up your mind, it's not reliable at all, you can teach me a little stealth, what if I belong to that kind of genius level!
Wait, stealth, that is, can we humans do it too?
That's the kind of ninjutsu that humans dream of!
Okay, let's wait until I learn ninjutsu, seeing Lin Ziye's confident appearance, I really can't bear to hit her, in fact, I don't dare to hit her, all I have to do is try to obey her.
"Okay, you have the final say, look at me when the time comes" I nodded, but I didn't expect my head to start hurting again after these slight vibrations.
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After dinner, I once again gave up my time to go to the study hall to accompany a young youkai under the age of 18 to take revenge on the person who had hurt her, the horse-faced Taoist priest.
I don't know if this trip will go smoothly, so I prayed in my heart that Lin Ziye would just punish the Taoist priest a little, don't cause any trouble, the best situation is that I don't have a chance to appear in the next chapter, of course, I still hope that the Taoist priest can understand the current affairs a little bit when the time comes, and it will be good for everyone to please Lin Ziye.
The most important thing is to be happy, right?