As soon as the two swordsmen stepped into the store, they saw the fat monk who was eating and drinking happily, waved their hands to each other, and cautiously retreated out of the door.

"Hey, why did they leave, are they afraid of the monk?" Xuantian snorted. "This kind of strongman will not give up easily, probably because he wants to use a yin trick. I'll take a look. Xuan Yiling quickly ran to the door and hid to be careful.

Seeing the two knifemen exiting the restaurant, they really stood in front of the window and plotted. One of them was more than thirty years old, with sharp eyes and a cold voice: "Brother Liu, it is the monk who died in the morning." It's better to eat and drink while he is eating, and let's join forces to cut him. The other was of a similar age, with evil eyes and a deceitful smile: "Brother Tang, don't worry." This monk has some skills, and he may not succeed if he does it rashly. It's better for me to use a little trick and poison his intestines and rot his stomach. The man smiled darkly: "Sure enough, Brother Tang is thoughtful, then it depends on your means." ”

I saw the masked swordsman surnamed Tang take out a black rune paper from his arms, and read a strange language: "That is, the plot of the Wu Swamp Hao, the east of the Naling Array." Spirit. After reciting it, the black charm burned and turned into a poisonous finch like a light mist, and the swordsman raised his hand to gently urge, and the poisonous finch flew into the store and hovered over the monk's head.

The monk was eating deliciously, and his face was eager to pounce on the plate, who knew that a catastrophe was coming. Xuan Yi hurriedly ran back to his seat, and whispered in his robe: "Master, those two little ghosts used poison talismans as demon magic to harm people, hurry up and save people." The Taoist waved his hand, and the poisonous bird above the monk's head turned around and pounced on the faces of the two excited thieves outside the window.

"Ahh The poison hit their faces, and the two of them fell to the ground in pain and howled, and rolled around. Pedestrians on the street and diners in the shop were all attracted to surround them. The two of them rolled on the ground a few times before they remembered to touch the antidote and take it, and gradually got better.

The fat monk also listened to the movement, and walked out of the store with a duck leg in his mouth, and when he saw the miserable appearance of the two people with blue and black faces, he laughed and said, "Haha, it turned out to be you two little ghosts." It's not that he does a lot of bad things, and Lei Gong can't look down on it, so he will be struck by thunder during the day. The two glanced at each other, thinking that the monk had harmed them, and shouted in annoyance: "The monk is looking for death!" "Raise your sword and slash it together. The monk is also a brave and ruthless character, and immediately threw the duck leg, lifted the Buddha beads and shouted: "It's good to come, I'm eating and being in a hurry, and I beat two little ghosts with wine." ”

The three heroes showed their abilities and fought on the street, only to make a fuss and dust, and tinkling. The crowd was frightened and hid away, watching the play in horror, only watching intently, and refusing to move a step. The Taoist came to the outside of the store and shook his head when he saw this. Two of these three are evil asuras, half of their feet have stepped into the graveyard, and they are still doing evil; Another flower monk, who does not think about cultivation, wears Buddhist clothes all day long. The three of them were all severely punished, and immediately flicked a spiritual light with their fingers, passing through the three people's Dan acupoints. The dantian of the three people was pierced, and suddenly the whole body power was scattered, and they all screamed in pain, the two lost their knives, and this one abandoned the Buddha beads, and they all rolled around with their stomachs.

Slowed down, but felt pain in the lower abdomen, knowing that there was a secret interference from a master, the two swordsmen hurriedly got up and escaped from Tongshan Town in one go. The monk got up, scratched his bald head, looked around, and said to himself, "It's weird." Mo is really targeted by evil spirits, why is his body so poor today, he broke his foot in the morning, and now his stomach is twisted. It seems that you have to go back to the temple to find the old monk to chant scriptures to eliminate disasters. ”

As if there was nothing to do, he returned to the hall to eat and drink. The three Taoists also sat down again, and Xuan Yi looked at the monk and said with a smile: "What a flower monk, there are a lot of fights, eating meat and drinking wine." He enjoys the leisure in the mountains, and does not give up the joy of the world, he is really a first-class happiness in the world. Master, today's happy day, let's order more meat to eat. The Taoist wondered, "What joy?" "A day of rejoicing." Xuanyi said hehehe. "Since your heart is happy, why do you still want to hurt your life. If you are happy, you should also make the little animals happy. It's better to use the money to buy meat and release it. "Taoist." Yes! I don't like it now, master, let's order roast chicken as usual. ”

As he was talking, he suddenly saw the fat monk walking over with his fat belly, clasped his palms in front of him, and recited: "Amitabha, the monk is polite." The Taoist got up and saluted: "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, the Taoist priest has returned the salute." The monk grinned and said, "There is no difference between Buddhism and Taoism, and it is a family." I have a lot of food today, and my stomach is a little uncomfortable, so it is better for the little Taoist and the little apprentices to enjoy it together, and it will save waste. ”

When the second child heard it, it was really a blessing from heaven. The monk's table of eight or nine kinds of meat is much more delicious than a roast chicken. Without waiting for the Taoist to speak, Xuan Yi hurriedly stood up and promised: "Oh, the great monk is really kind-hearted." Go, go, eat one piece. You can't eat a table of seven or eight people, and if you don't eat, you will waste it, and the cultivators will repay it for their waste. "Xiaowa is right, let's go!" The monk also laughed heartily and led Xuanyi and Xuantian to go, and the Taoist had to follow.

At the moment, the monks ate at the same table, and the food was full of good meat, and the other diners looked strange and said: "The world is declining, and the people's hearts are not ancient." This monk and Taoist priest don't practice well in the temple or temple, but they come to the world to eat and drink, which is really embarrassing to the head of Buddhism and Taoism! ”

The great monk was full of meat, sat upright and steady, and after sitting down, he didn't say a word, and he ate so much that he couldn't even swallow the plate, and he couldn't see any discomfort in his stomach. Xuanyi and Xuantian are not mortals, seeing that the monk is eating fast, they also opened their cheeks and grabbed to eat violently, Xuanyi even more disregarded the description, and threw the whole thing down on the table to grab it. The Taoist took out his prayer beads and recited a scripture, but he didn't pay attention to it.

In a moment, only the skeleton of the elbow, the whole chicken, the wax goose, and the big fish remained, and the roasted wheat and the sauce and meat were all sacrificed to the five internal organs. Seeing that after eating, the monk suddenly covered his stomach, and called out: "Oh yo, my stomach is gone." I have access to the latrine. You go on eating, and I'll be back soon." He clutched his stomach and left the store in a hurry.

When Xuan Yi saw the monk leaving, he looked at the empty plates left on the table, took out a handkerchief and wiped the oil and water on his mouth, and said with a smile: "What kind of foolish words this monk said, he has eaten all the dishes, and what else to eat, so I grabbed it to my heart's content." It's a delicious meal, and it's not in vain that the master saved his life. Although he is a flower monk, he has a straightforward temper and is also a little kind-hearted. ”

After waiting for half a burnt incense, the monk did not appear again. Xiao Er came over and respectfully asked, "The three of you have eaten really cleanly, and you must be satisfied." This sauce rotten oil elbow three taels, steamed spirit duck two taels, spicy mandarin fish two taels of silver, Bazhen roasted wheat three taels, wild ginseng stewed chicken two taels, and roast wax goose three taels, rotten sauce meat three taels, roasted deer leg three taels, fried tiger spine five taels, two large jars of soju ten taels, a total of 36 taels of silver, please reward the meal. ”

The second child stared in shock, a roast chicken in Xiaoqingzhen was only a penny of silver, but this meal cost thirty-six taels. Xuanyi didn't care and said: "This meal monk please, he went to the toilet." When he returns, he will pay for it. Hearing this, Xiao Er immediately put on a good face and said gloomily: "I can already see that you were deceived by that monk." Where did he go to the latrine, and he didn't know how many miles he had slipped out. Since you have also eaten this meal, you will have to pay. Otherwise, I will beat you up, and I will send you to the yamen to eat a lawsuit! ”

The second child came to his senses at this time, and Xuan Yi said angrily: "Hey, there is really no good person in this world, how can the monk also be a liar." Master, you already knew about this monk's trick, why didn't you remind me! You'll have to pay for it. The Taoist said helplessly: "Xuanyi, when you see the benefits, you rush up, where to give the master a chance to speak." If I don't let you eat it, you probably still complain that I don't understand people. Xuanyi hugged the arm of the Taoist and grinned: "Master, I know it's wrong, hurry up and pay for it." Otherwise, you will be beaten with a stick and go to prison. ”

The Taoist took out the money bag from the baggage and put it on the table, shook his head and said, "I only have ten taels." Xuanyi poured all the money in the money bag on the table, and sure enough, there were only ten taels of silver. Seeing that the three of them had no money, Xiao Er turned around and shouted: "Come on, there are people who have to pay here." Grab them and beat them with a hundred sticks. Nei Zhong answered, and ran out of two long shirts and blue clothes, covered with oil, water, and vegetable residues. Each of them took a twine and a stick, and the fierce spirit came evilly.

"Hey! Ay! We didn't say we wouldn't give money, why did we have to tie up and beat again! It's a big deal, we'll just find a way to get it together for you. Xuan Yi jumped out and stopped the two and shouted. Xiao Er said with a straight face: "Okay, let you figure it out!" Anyway, we have time, if we don't pay for the meal today, we will look good with you! ”

Xuanyi looked at the Taoist again, and begged with a smile: "Master, do you want to find a way?" Otherwise, I'm going to be beaten. We don't care, but if the master doesn't eat a mouthful of food, he will be implicated in vain. But the Taoist did not like to take care of it, and said, "You are smart in everything, and the master listens to you." "Hey, embarrass me! Okay, I'll figure it out myself! ”

Turning his head, he lifted the demon sword in his hand, and said proudly: "You see, our two demon swords have just been obtained, and there are at least twenty-one on the street." Today, the food money will be paid to you, and you will find us for four or two miles! ”

Xiao Er took the sword and opened it to look at it, shook his head and said contemptuously: "Well, it's a real guy, one can be worth three taels of silver." So, you owe us twenty taels! "Ahh You don't know how to settle accounts, do you? This sword sells for twenty taels a piece, how can you count it as three taels, you are a black shop! Xuanyi jumped on the stool and stopped, huffing.

Xiao Er threw back the demon sword and said disdainfully: "This sword is all over the street, if outsiders come to buy it, it will naturally cost twenty taels of silver." But if you want to sell it on the street, or go to a pawnshop to mortgage it, it will be three taels at most. If you don't believe me, you can take it and try it yourself. "Hey, just try, who's afraid of whom." Xuan Yi jumped off the stool, took his sword and walked out. Xiao Er ordered a handyman to follow, and he stayed to watch the Taoist.

The Taoist sat in the shop and recited the scriptures calmly. After waiting for half an hour, Xuan Yi and Xuan Tian took the demon slaying sword and walked back dejectedly.

"Well, no one wants it. Look at you like this.,I'm afraid it's not sold in three or two.。。 Xiao Er laughed when he saw this. Xuan Yi threw the demon sword to the ground in annoyance, and said angrily: "There is no heavenly reason! We worked hard to buy swords, twenty-one swords, but three taels of silver can't be sold, what kind of broken place, what kind of broken people! "This is the rule of doing business here, you can't buy what you sell, you can't sell what you buy. But don't worry, we don't beat children, we only beat your master. After the fight, I will send you all to the Yamen to punish the crime! Come on, tie them up. Xiao Er's face was furious again, and he ordered the miscellaneous servants.