Chapter 70 The First Ghost Talent of the Ages
Lulinyuan,
On the throne of the gold-lacquered carved dragon in the high platform, there is Emperor Xiao Wu who looks down on the world.
Below, singing and dancing are leveled, sleeves fluttering, bells are ringing, and music is melodious. The sandalwood lit on the pedestal was smoky.
After three rounds of wine, Wu Yue'er put down the wine glass in her hand, got up slowly, moved lightly in lotus steps, folded her waist in a slight step, and came to the center of the banquet.
The moment Wu Yue'er got up, Emperor Xiao Wu bowed lightly to Li Lianying, the great eunuch beside him, without a trace.
The latter comprehended, and immediately summoned a guard, and after some instructions in his ear, the guard left quickly.
Wu Yue'er was still wearing a light veil, full of haze, wearing a purple seven-fold brocade silk silk gown, a moon-white pleated ruyi moon skirt, revealing snow-white slender arms, delicate and white jade flawless, like congealed cream.
There are many eyes that have been focused on it, and there is no shortage of fiery, curious, questioning, and even hostile eyes.
When Wu Yue'er came to the center of the field, everyone's eyes were instantly focused on her.
Those who knew the inside story put down their wine glasses, leaned slightly, and sat upright, as if there was a fierce battle to be fought.
Those who don't know the inside story have looked at them with curiosity and interest.
"Son of Heaven, it is the first time for Yue'er to participate in such a spectacular and magnificent banquet with unprecedented pomp and circumstance, which is really Yue'er's luck."
"The Ming Dynasty and the Son of Heaven swallowed mountains and rivers like this, and he was a good emperor who loved the people like a son, which was really the luck of the people of the Ming Dynasty."
"And Daming Zhou has so many Delong Wangzun ministers, and there are many brave and loyal, talented Qianqian students, which is really the luck of the Son of Heaven and the luck of Daming Zhou."
Wu Yue'er made a blessing, her red lips opened lightly, and she put on a high hat for everyone in Daming Zhou.
When most people heard this, the corners of their mouths were raised back, their eyebrows were smiling, they were triumphant, and their chins were raised proudly.
Only a small number of people remained silent and waited for the following.
"I have long heard that Daming Zhou is a place where talents gather, Zhong Lingyu is beautiful, it is better to see than to hear, I don't know if I can let the little girl see it."
"How about a poetry meeting?"
This little girl didn't mention the three puzzles at all, did she want to use this to test the strength of Da Ming Zhou? This is what Emperor Xiao Wu and Shen Cangbai and other ministers think.
After Zeng Tai, the secretary of the Ministry of Rites, got the vague consent of Emperor Xiao Wu, he immediately walked out and said with a light smile, "Princess Yue'er's proposal is good, just according to what you mentioned, it just happens to let me Ming Zhou, these ignorant children, have a long insight." ”
"It's a guest from afar, I don't know what Princess Yue'er wants to do?"
Hearing this, Wu Yue'er seemed to groan, and then said with a smile, "Let's take the banquet as the topic, okay?"
"Just the little princess of Yiyue'er!"
Emperor Xiao Wudi's expression was soft, he thought about it, stood up, and smiled slowly at the Hanlin Academy, the scholars and the Xixia party, "This time I composed poetry, and the one who won the first prize will be rewarded with a hundred taels of silver, and a royal gold pen will be given!" ”
Hearing this, many scholars of the Hanlin Academy, scholars and Xixia were in an uproar, and they were immediately overjoyed and knelt down to thank them.
Money is a trivial matter, the main thing is the royal gold pen, which is a great honor and has many benefits.
For example, if you commit a crime, except for the most heinous crime, as long as you can take out this royal gold pen, you can basically be exempted from the crime.
It's not as good as a gold medal for avoiding death, but it has that meaning.
Emperor Xiao Wu was very satisfied with everyone's expressions, and immediately added another sentence, and instructed the scholars and scholars of the Han Academy of Daming Zhou, "I hope that when you are composing poems, you will think more and not feast for the sake of feasting." ”
After that, Emperor Xiao Wu sat back on the throne, leaving only this inexplicable, but definitely implicit hint.
"Princess Yue'er, is it okay to use a tea time?" Zeng Tai asked with a smile.
"Just according to what Lord Zeng says!" Wu Yue'er bowed and slowly retreated to her position, thinking about Emperor Xiao Wu's words.
Wang Fatzi gently pushed Li Luodi with his elbow, and said suspiciously, "The saint has just said the last words, how do you feel inexplicable?" ”
"Don't feast for the sake of feasting, the little princess of Xixia just said that the theme is a banquet."
"How do you feel a little paradoxical!"
Hearing this, Li Luodi rhythmically tapped the table with one hand, rubbed his chin with the other, and after pondering for a while, a flash of inspiration suddenly flashed in his mind.
"What do you say is the most worrying thing about the Holy One right now?"
"What's the matter of worrying? I don't know? ”
"I'm not the roundworm in his belly!" Wang Fatzi rolled his eyes, and immediately seemed to think of something, and couldn't wait to urge, "Brother Li, don't sell Guanzi, tell my brother quickly." ”
"You want the hundred taels of silver?" Li Luodi asked casually.
"What a hundred taels!"
"Send the master, the master still can't look down on it, the main thing is the golden pen!"
Wang Fatzi came over, was stunned for a moment, and said incredulously, "Don't you know the use of that golden pen?" ”
"What's the use?" Li Luodi said curiously.
Seeing that Li Luodi really didn't know, Wang Fatzi was stunned again, and then said quickly, "It's the so-called miniature version of the gold medal for avoiding death!" ”
"In addition to a series of major crimes such as collaborating with the enemy, treason, murder, and prison escape, the rest can be exempted from all punishment with this pen."
, it's spicy! Li Luodi was taken aback, and then his eyes rolled slightly, if this is the case, then he is determined to get this golden pen.
Master, I have a history of 5,000 years, and I'm afraid I can't fight you little Karami.
"Hey, Brother Li, you won't want to rob me of this with my little brother, right?" Wang Fatzi saw that Li Luodi's expression was wrong, and he was secretly vigilant at the moment.
Nonsense, is it just your instigation to rob my brother Ying? Li Luodi rolled his eyes and didn't speak. After thinking about it, he asked curiously, "You are very good at poetry?" ”
Hearing Brother Li Luo's question, Wang Fatzi waved his sleeves and raised his chin arrogantly, like an arrogant white swan. Well, of course, the white swan is not as spicy or fat, nor is it as short as the neck.
"I am dissatisfied with Brother Li and said that Mr. Junior Brother's personal trainer once rated me as the first ghost talent in the ages!"
, it's spicy, it seems that you can't underestimate the ancients. Li Luodi was stunned when he heard this, his eyes widened, and then he felt that Wang Fatzi's performance did not look like a great poet, and suddenly his tone was mixed with a trace of doubt and doubt, and he said tentatively, "Where do you start with this?" ”
"At the beginning, Mr. Personal Trainer once made a waterfall landscape painting, in which there is a majestic waterfall flowing straight down, and there is a wooden bridge below, and there is a person and a donkey on the bridge."
"Let me compose a poem, and I will be highly praised for this poem."
"Can you show me?" Brother Li Luodi was curious and asked.
"Then listen up!" Wang Fatzi carried his hands behind his back, looked up at the sky at 45 degrees, and lived out the image of a master.
"Listen up!"
"Then listen up." Wang Fatzi coughed, instantly got up, first took two steps, then lowered his head and pondered, and then slowly recited.
"One man, one donkey, one waterfall."
"People say, donkeys bark, waterfalls flow."
Well, that's it. Hearing this, Li Luodi was dumbfounded, dumbfounded, and simply stunned, his mouth was open, enough to stuff an egg, and he couldn't speak for a long time.
Wang Fatzi was like a great poet, looking up at the starry sky, seeing that Li Luodi had not heard compliments for a long time, he was slightly dissatisfied, and when he turned around, he saw the latter's stunned expression, and he was pleasantly surprised.
"Yes, yes, yes! At that time, the personal trainer was like you. ”
"Later, I was called the first ghost talent of the ages!"
Li Luodi, who was stunned for a long time, couldn't close his mouth all the time, and held back a sentence for a long time, "When Mr. quit the literary world, I strongly opposed it." ”
"Hahaha, confidant!"
"Brother Li is really a discerning hero!" The fat man couldn't hear it, and thought he was praising him.
Hearing this, Brother Li Luo's forehead, what am I looking forward to.
Immediately, he didn't bother to take care of the goods, looked at the rice paper on the table, and pondered with pen and ink. Well, not contemplation, it's trying to copy that poem.
Seeing that Brother Li Luo ignored him, the fat man leaned over and asked, "By the way, what did you just say that the Holy Lord was most worried about?" ”
"Border!" Li Luodi didn't raise his head.
Emperor Xiao Wu was very fond of military exploits, fought all year round, and fought with his neighbors all year round, and there were many frictions.
The continuous conquests have caused the national treasury to lose money, and the people at the border gates have no means of making a living, especially at the borders, and the situation is not optimistic.