Chapter Seventy-Three: How Ice Turns into Water Quickly
Li Luodi took the gold pen and a hundred taels of silver, and returned to his position very coquettishly.
Wang Fatzi couldn't get used to his villain's ambition, and immediately envied, jealous and hateful, and said with a little disdain, "Isn't it just a golden pen?" I have one hundred and eighty in my house! ”
Hearing this, Li Luodi rolled his eyes, put the silver in his arms, held the gold pen in his hand, and kept playing.
Seeing that Li Luodi ignored him, Wang Fatzi was depressed for a moment, rolled his eyes, slowly came up, and flattered, "Give me a little brother to play!" ”
"Don't give it!"
Brother Li Luodi was neat and did not hesitate to refuse. He immediately rolled his eyes and said disdainfully, "Don't you have one hundred and eighty in your family?" ”
"Why don't you get tired of playing me, you want to play with me."
Hearing this, Wang Fatzi smiled embarrassedly, "No matter how fragrant the domestic flowers are, they don't have the fragrance of wild flowers." ”
"Brother Li, play with me, just touch it."
"Don't give it!" Li Luodi's eyes rolled, he immediately thought about it, patted the latter's shoulder, and said intimately, "You also know that this is a great honor from the emperor." ”
"Ordinary people don't talk about rewards, they haven't even seen it...."
Eh, Fat Wang touched the back of his head, his face was full of question marks, and then he said slightly uncomfortable, "Brother Li, you have been going around in circles for so long, to put it bluntly, you just don't want to!" Pick and search. ”
"What is this talking about?" Li Luodi was very dissatisfied, and immediately hooked his shoulders and backs, extremely intimate, and said with a smile, "Who is with whom in our relationship!" ”
"Don't say that if you play with the gold pen, it's for you...."
"No problem!" Wang Fatzi was overjoyed, and continued the second half of the second half for Li Luodi, and immediately burst into tears, and he was so moved to cry when he hugged Li Luodi.
Brother Li Luodi was disgusted and wanted to push him away, because Wang Fatzi's snot was about to get on his clothes.
"You also know that I am a brother, and the relationship is more precious than real gold, although I also want to give it to you, but I am afraid that the emperor will blame me."
"After all, this is a royal golden pen, with great meaning." Li Luodi was embarrassed, sighed, and suddenly changed his voice in the eyes that Wang Fat could understand but was lost.
"Or else! You give me ten taels, and this one will be given to you for a quarter of an hour? ”
"Deal!" Wang Fatzi was overjoyed, and Le Zizi gave Li Luodi ten taels of silver.
The latter has the corners of his mouth cracked to the back of his head, smiled from ear to ear, and earned another ten taels.
Some of the scholars sitting next to Li Luodi and the others looked at the two of them speechlessly, the things given by the Holy Lord, not only are you not good at worshipping, but you also take them out to play.
Forget about playing, and give ten taels of silver to the fat man next to him.
If this is known to the Holy One, how can it be cured of a great sin of disrespect?
When Li Luodi left the field, all the bigwigs looked thoughtful, and they all glanced at the former with some sces.
After this episode, Wu Yue'er, the princess of Western Xia, naturally started the theme of today's banquet.
When the scholars knew that the three puzzles brought by the little princess of Xixia today were the questions of this year's court examination, they were full of excitement and at the same time, they were full of ambition and geared up.
With a smile on his face, with a hint of encouragement, Emperor Xiao Wu looked at this year's scholars, and said with a smile, "Since the little princess of Xixia has considered it, she will bring the puzzle. ”
"As the future hope of my Ming Zhou, the pillars of the material, you should answer this question with your style and proud performance."
"Let the envoys of the Western Xia take a look at the high-spirited demeanor of the new generation of my Ming Zhou."
"We will do our best to be invincible." The scholars stood up and bowed their hands, full of ambition.
Emperor Xiao Wu was very satisfied with everyone's performance, bowed his head slightly, and motioned for Wu Yue'er to start!
After Wu Yue'er came to the center of the field, she made a blessing, smiled skillfully, smiled, and smiled. Of course, this is the smile under Wu Yue'er's veil in everyone's minds, just because her beautiful eyes are like water.
"Yue'er's first question, I guess it will be difficult for you, may I ask, how does ice quickly turn into water?"
"Half an hour to answer the question!"
After speaking, Wu Yue'er bowed and retreated to her position.
When Wu Yue'er's topic came out, behind each scholar, a eunuch and a palace maid stood to make a record. Record the student's answers and performance.
To put it bluntly, it is to see if there is any exchange of words and favoritism.
In front of the scholars, they saw a eunuch and a palace maid standing behind them, and they all honestly meditated and prepared to solve the problem.
Even Li Luodi and Wang Jie, the two living treasures, are also a lot of peace, follow the rules, and sit upright.
As soon as this question came out, many scholars on the side of the Hanlin Academy frowned, smiled for a moment, and looked like they were winning.
Immediately, three or two sat down together to discuss, "Why did this Western Xia envoy come up with such a simple question?" ”
"Yes, although there is a hint of ingenuity in this question, it only takes a little thought to make the answer come out."
On the side of the scholars, except for Xia Qingfeng and the others, who do not need to answer the questions and submit the papers, the rest of them must submit the papers, and this score will be taken into consideration.
When Li Luodi heard this question, he raised his eyebrows, and immediately made an answer on the paper in three or two clicks and handed it to the eunuch behind.
This question is too simple for him who is a human being in two lifetimes.
After handing in the paper, Li Luodi looked at Wang Jie on the side curiously, only to see that the fat man's brows were frowning, a bitter gourd face, written and changed on the paper, changed and written, almost the hour was almost up, and the paper was handed in.
Seeing this, Brother Li Luodi was a little curious, leaned over and asked, "Fat brother, what is the answer you wrote?" ”
"Oh, I originally wrote about putting ice cubes under the old hen's buttocks, like hatching eggs, and this ice melts quickly."
"But when I thought about it, the cow's ass was bigger than the chicken, so I wanted to write under the cow's ass and melt quickly."
"But then I found out that the cow's butt is just spicy, not as big as me."
Hearing this, Li Luodi was stunned, his mouth was open enough to swallow an egg, his face was full of disbelief, and he said, "You won't write ice cubes and put them under your buttocks, right?" ”
"How is that possible?" The corners of Fat Wang's mouth twitched, and he was a little dissatisfied, "Master, I would make such a low mistake?" ”
Seeing this, Li Luodi raised his eyebrows, as if he didn't believe it.
"Hey, the answer I wrote was to set up a brazier, and I put a futon over and put ice under my ass."
Wang Fatzi laughed, his face was full of meaning, and he winked at Li Luodi, as if to say that I am smart, right?
“......”
Brother Li Luodi held back for a long time before he could say, "Fat brother, you are worthy of being a contemporary Wolong!" ”
"Low-key, low-key." Wang Jie smiled from ear to ear, and immediately became full of confidence, "I am very confident that I will come out on top in this question." ”
When the hour came, the eunuchs all took the answers.
"Who will solve the problem of Princess Wu?" Zeng Tai, the secretary of the Ministry of Rites, asked loudly.
Seeing this, Wang Fatzi couldn't wait, eager to try, and just wanted to raise his hand to signal, he was held down by Li Luodi, who was quick-eyed.
Therefore, a scholar who ranked 25 on the list grabbed the opportunity.
"Brother Li, why did you stop me?" Wang Fatzi broke free of Li Luodi's hands and looked at the latter with a resentful expression.
"Well, don't you think that the masters are often the last to appear?"
"That's true!" Wang Fatzi thought about it, it seemed to be this truth, and then he became happy again.
"Then tell me the answer." Zeng Tai encouraged first, and then asked with a smile.
"Xiao Sheng thought that if you put ice next to the fire, it will turn into water faster at high temperatures." The scholar stood up and replied with great confidence.
"That's a good idea, but that's not the answer." Zeng Tai first nodded in agreement, and then shook his head.
When the scholar heard this, he returned to his place with some regret.
Wang Fatzi shook his head and commented while watching, "This person has brains, but not much." ”
At this time, another scholar at the top of the list added, "You can first chisel the ice into small pieces, increase the contact, and then put it next to the fire." ”
His addition made many people present nod subconsciously. That's a good idea, because that's what a lot of them write.
Even Zeng Tai nodded again and again, and then said with a little regret, "It's indeed a good idea, but the answer to this question is not this." ”
Hearing this, many scholars who were eager to try put down their hands and bowed their heads in thought.
"Brother Li, do you think I should chisel the ice into pieces and put it under my buttocks, so that it will melt faster?" Wang Fatzi patted his head in annoyance.
Hearing this, Li Luodi was embarrassed, and immediately asked, "Then don't you think it's a bad ass?" ”
"It's just that! Anyway, I have a thick butt, so I'm not afraid. ”
Seeing that many scholars were pondering, Zeng Tai frowned slightly, although such a simple question is a bit tricky, but it won't be unanswered, right?
Just when Zeng Tai was about to speak, Xia Qingfeng raised his hand to signal, and after getting Zeng Tai's approval.
Xia Qingfeng stood up, dressed in white, his long black hair draped over his shoulders at will, his handsome face, and his sword-like eyebrows flew obliquely into a few strands of black hair under the corner of his sideburns, showing his freedom and ease.
"Xiaosheng Xia Qingfeng see the saint!"
"Meet your lords!"
"I have seen the envoys of the Western Xia....."
Well, the first three of the list can not kneel and worship, which makes Li Luodi envious and jealous.
Seeing that Xia Qingfeng, the champion of this year's list, Xia Qingfeng was a talent, he couldn't help but nod secretly.
Emperor Xiao Wu saw that this year's champion was so handsome, and his words and deeds also showed everyone's demeanor, and his good feelings increased a lot.
"Brother Li, you have a strong enemy!" Wang Fatzi pushed Li Luodi.
Hearing this, Li Luodi was a little puzzled, "Where to start?" ”
"This champion is more handsome than you!"
Li Luodi "......."
"Princess Wu is polite!" Xia Qingfeng gave up. Immediately, with a hint of a smile, he said calmly, "The answer to this question is to remove the two points on the left side of the ice, which is the fastest way to turn into water." ”
"I don't know if Xiaosheng answered this question correctly!"
Remove the two points of water next to the ice, and it will become water as quickly as possible! All the scholars who had not yet come back to their senses bowed their heads and pondered, reminiscing about this sentence.
After a while, many people suddenly came back to their senses. It turned out that this was a text question, and most of them went into a misunderstanding. At present, many people admire Xia Qingfeng very much, and he deserves to be the champion.
"Zhuang Yuanlang is really talented and intelligent! Yue'er admired. Wu Yue'er bowed, her red lips opened lightly, with a hint of a smile.
"Well, this is the answer to this question?" Wang Fatzi was stunned for a moment, and his face collapsed instantly.
"That's right!" Li Luodi picked up the only remaining banana on the table and nodded while eating.
"Finished bird, the reputation of the master in his lifetime was actually ruined on this topic." Wang Fatzi cried exaggeratedly, and in Li Luodi's eyes, he beat his chest.