Chapter Seventy-Five: The Fat Man Pretends to Be Thirteen
"It's a flower?"
When Wang Fatzi's answer came out, everyone frowned and lowered their heads in thought.
"Oh, got it, because peanuts!" Someone was the first to light up, patted his thigh fiercely, and couldn't help but let out.
"I see!"
"Peanuts, peanuts!" Being reminded like this, many people came back to their senses and muttered to themselves.
Wu Yue'er raised her eyebrows, and then smiled, her eyes were full of waves, and her cherry lips were curled, "Why?" ”
"Because of peanuts!" Wang Fatzi said with firmness in his eyes.
"Childe is amazing, who is Nami's father?" Wu Yue'er bowed her head, affirmed Wang Jie's answer, and then continued to ask.
Sure enough, it was the correct answer, and everyone who stretched their necks looked at each other after hearing Wu Yue'er's approval, this fat man has two brushes.
When asked again who Mi's father is? Once again, like giraffes, the crowd stretched out their necks and ears erected.
Even the Hanlin Academy erected their ears high, and indeed this question was very novel, but they were all stuck, so their old faces were slightly red.
"Mi's father is a butterfly!" After getting Wu Yue'er's affirmation, the fat man became more and more confident, and said with a light smile.
"Butterflies?" When the fat man's answer came out again, everyone was stunned, the flower is the mother of the rice, this can be understood, why the butterfly is the father of the rice, this makes them puzzled.
Even Xiao Shuilan, the ninth princess, who has always been smart, frowned slightly, and her expression was faint.
Rice and butterflies don't seem to have anything to do with each other!
"Because butterflies love flowers!" Wang Fatzi was very happy with everyone's stunned expressions, and immediately began to be complacent, his head was slightly off, forty-five degrees upward, and his hands were on his back.
I felt like everyone was drunk and I was awake.
When Wang Fatzi said the first answer, although Li Luodi was surprised, he was okay.
It wasn't until the second butterfly love flower appeared that Li Luodi's body trembled, his eyes widened in surprise, and he couldn't speak.
Could it be that Wang Fatzi also crossed over? We all know the word butterfly love flower!
Why don't you test it for a while? Li Luodi rubbed his chin and thought secretly.
"Childe is amazing, Yue'er admires it!" Wu Yue'er had a hint of curiosity under her veil, for some reason, she always felt that the answer to this question could be answered by the scholar Li Luodi.
"That's right again!" Everyone was amazed, and then suddenly, butterflies like flowers, which is well known.
Thinking about it this way, it seems to make sense again.
The answer to this puzzle is so ingenious that it cannot be answered by common sense, but must be changed and combined with some common sense to arrive at the answer.
"This son has already answered two correctly in a row, so let's say the remaining two answers together!"
"Good!" At this moment, Wang Fatzi was full of spirits, the spring breeze was proud, and he immediately got up, first bowed his head and pondered, then took two steps, then looked up at the full moon for a few seconds, and then hesitated with his hands behind his back, frowning.
It's like a great poet who meditates and is trapped by the subject.
Such a contrived appearance instantly caused a wave of dissatisfaction.
They whispered, this product is too pretended!
It's just that because of this occasion, Emperor Xiao Wu is there, and the fat man of the king of people does have the ability to answer this question. Everyone could only curse in their hearts, watching him pretend to be thirteen.
"This fat man really won't let go of any opportunity to pretend to be forced!" Li Luodi shook his head and smiled, and instantly felt that his stomach was protesting, but when he saw that the table was empty, only tea and wine were left, he had to give up.
Wang Fatzi felt that the pretending of thirteen was almost done, and he accepted it when he saw it, so he snapped his fingers and said with a smile, "Mi's grandmother is a pen, because the pen is a flower." ”
"Rice's maternal grandfather was popcorn because he hugged both rice and flowers!"
"I don't know Princess Yue'er's question, Xiaosheng can answer it correctly!"
Wonderful pen flowers, popcorn, what is this? Normal people who can think in this direction, this is too far-fetched!
Whether it is the scholars, the Hanlin Academy, and the civil and military officials, they are all a little speechless.
"It is worthy of being a place where outstanding people gather, Yue'er is convinced, and she is willing to bow down."
Wu Yue'er made a gesture and sighed slightly. This is the truth in her heart, to tell the truth, she happened to hear a Taoist priest who travels all over the world and has erratic traces.
Over the years, she has been to many places, and no one can answer, but today she was broken by this ordinary fat man.
"Since Princess Yue'er agrees, then the official will officially announce that this second question is still Daming Zhou Sheng!"
Zeng Tai, the secretary of the Ministry of Rites, smiled with a smile, and anyone could see the joy between his brows. At the same time, Zeng Tai's first thought in his mind was that this question was really fucking nonsense, and he couldn't answer it if he answered it.
"As it should be!" Wu Yue'er bowed her head slightly.
"Reward Wang Jie with a hundred taels of silver, and a mirror moon knife!" Emperor Xiao Wudi, who was sitting at the top, suddenly opened his mouth and smiled.
"Thank you!"
Wang Fatzi was suddenly overjoyed, pouted his buttocks, and immediately knelt on the ground. His face was happy, his eyebrows, eyes, and nose were moving, and he was shaking a little.
"Yes, I hope to continue to work hard!" Emperor Xiao Wu encouraged and smiled kindly.
Everyone looked at Wang Jie's happy appearance, and they couldn't help but be envious, jealous and hateful.
On the other side, Wang Ying, the waiter of the Ministry of Works, smiled from ear to ear, slapped the table, and laughed, "It's worthy of the old man Qilin'er, this clever look is with me!" ”
When the bureaucrats on the Ministry of Industry heard this, they gathered around one after another and complimented them.
"It turned out to be the son of Wang Shilang, and sure enough, the tiger father has no dog!"
"This fat ..... The handsome guy is the spirit, and he is clever when he looks at it! ”
Wang Ying was a little fluttering by the boasting of his colleagues, and hurriedly waved his hand, but anyone could see that the corners of his mouth were almost to the back of his head.
"I didn't know who it was just now, the official asked if it was your son, but you avoided it and quickly denied it."
"Now with a shy face, admit that it's your son!" An official of the Ministry of Industry closest to Wang Ying rolled his eyes, very disdainful, and silently despised in his heart.
Wang Fatzi, who received the mirror moon knife and the silver reward, was extremely sassy, like a rooster who had won a battle, and walked majestically towards Li Luodi.
Coming to Li Luodi, Wang Fatzi kept playing with the long knife in his hand, and the show off in his eyes was difficult to hide.
That look seemed to say, there is a broken pen is amazing! Look at my long knife, but the Imperial Mirror Moon Knife is extremely sharp.
Li Luodi was really attracted by this knife, only to see that this knife is about one meter, the blade is wider, the thickness gradually becomes thinner, the knife edge is slightly curved, and there is a round mirror in the center of the knife blade. Definitely a good knife.
"Do I want to play with you?" Wang Fatzi held the knife, his eyes rolled wildly, and there was a hint of treachery in his words.
"What are the conditions?" Li Luodi raised his eyebrows, and his expression was pale. This fat man must not have any good water in his stomach.
"Well, it's just ten taels of silver, no, twenty taels of silver to play for a quarter of an hour!" Wang Fatzi praised his wit.
"Don't do it!"
Li Luodi neatly refused, he was not wronged, and he spent twenty taels just to play with a knife for a quarter of an hour.
With this money, I went to Qing.... Qin Lou, you can still consume for a long time!
It's nice and good, and it's funny, isn't it funr than this broken knife?
"So be it! You and I are brothers, so you lied to me for those ten taels in exchange! Wang Fatzi discussed.
"Don't do it!" Li Luodi was indifferent.
"One or two less, then!" Wang Fatzi still didn't give up and continued to insist.
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"The two questions have passed, and they have been easily solved by Da Ming Zhou, and there is the last question, what else do you have to do, use it!"
"Don't make us Xixia lose too embarrassed." Liao Huaiying sneered, picked up the wine glass, drank it all, and sneered at Wu Yue'er who was not far away.
"Don't worry about it!" Hearing this, Wu Yue'er's good-looking willow eyebrows and the beautiful face under the veil did not have a trace of expression.
"Humph! I don't know what to do. Liao Huaiying ignored her anymore, but her expression was a little gloomy, and she didn't know what she was thinking.
Dragon chair.
After Emperor Xiao Wu rewarded Wang Fatzi, he took a sip of tea, looked indifferent, and said to Li Lianying on the side, "How many people have solved the second question." ”
"Back to Long Live Lord, there are three people in total!" Li Lianying hurriedly stepped forward, smiled flatteringly, took the teacup from Emperor Xiao Wudi's hand, and carefully placed it on the table.
"Three?"
"Except for Wang Jie, who are the other two?" Emperor Xiao Wu was slightly stunned, with a hint of surprise in his expression. He thought that only Wang Fatzi could solve it.
Hearing this, Li Lianying smiled and said, "They are our champion Lang Xia Qingfeng, and Wang Jie, the son of Wang Ying, who is one of the three hundred and twenty-eight servants of the Ministry of Works. ”
"And Brother Li Luo, who is ranked nineteenth on the list!"