Chapter 179: Fat Paper That Doesn't Be a Human
I have to say that there are hidden benefits for open-book exams.
Through the answers in the open book, Pei Yin has confirmed two key points so far.
First of all, the other party really didn't know that he had already worshipped the Snow Sword Immortal as a teacher.
Secondly, the opponent's killing intention is not strong, and he wants to take him as an apprentice, and then play a big game of chess.
After understanding these two core points, the fat man decided to plan for it.
The initial plan is to delay the time, and Zhang Dekai should be there soon.
So he said weakly: "A senior once told me that master and apprentice have to look at fate, and they have to see whether they are compatible or not. Apprenticeship is too important for me, and the juniors have a few questions, so I don't know if I can ask for advice. ”
Huang Long Jianxian saw that there was a play, and it was quite cooperative: "Even if you ask, Huang knows everything, and he has nothing to say." ”
The fat man began his performance: "Senior Huang, I heard that you are the honorary president of the Datang Wildlife Conservation Association and the Shushan region?" ”
Huang Long Sword Immortal instantly rose tall: "That's right, Huang has devoted his life to wildlife protection. My greatest ideal is the harmonious coexistence of humans and animals, where there is no buying and selling, no killing. ”
"Makes sense." The fat man seemed to be convinced, and he asked again: "Senior, I read a piece of gossip on the Internet, and I don't know if it's true, I heard that you especially like to raise cats?" ”
"Well, I have a lot of cats." Huanglong Sword Immortal generously admitted.
"Then do you think that people who have cats can go to Lingnan to eat dragon and tiger soup?" The fat man carried out a divine unfolding.
"......" Huanglong Sword Immortal didn't keep up with the rhythm: "Why do you ask like that?" ”
The fat man continued to drag on time and began a tirade: "That's it, I used to know a girl who used her mobile phone to post to Moments while eating dog meat hot pot, and the content was like this - the puppy is so cute, don't hurt the puppy." ”
Speaking of this, the fat man looked sad: "At that time, I couldn't agree with her approach, so I had a big fight, and in the end, the two couldn't get together." ”
Huanglong Sword Immortal threw the problem back: "Why can't you agree? ”
"That's what I thought, these two things are not a big deal when they are separated."
"It seems normal for a person to like to eat dog meat hot pot."
"It makes sense for a person to like to have a dog, and it seems to me that it is reasonable."
"But I think it's weird to do two things together."
The fat man expressed his opinion and proved that he was a man with a mind and a core.
Huanglong Jianxian felt the fat man's thoughts, and his face was not very good-looking: "What you said, what is the inevitable connection with my cat?" ”
The fat man waited for this: "The junior just made an analogy, I have doubts in my heart, you like to raise cats so much, such a caring person, but you run so many entertainment venues in Huanglongxi, it seems a little strange to me." ”
"Suppose I become an apprentice of my predecessors, I may have a conflict with my predecessors in terms of concepts in the future."
"So I think it's better to get to know each other, it's like a blind date, it's safer for both parties to negotiate first."
Huang Long Jianxian understood, and he smiled: "It is precisely because I like cats that I want to open entertainment venues." ”
This time it was the fat man's turn not to keep up with the rhythm: "Why? ”
Huanglong Sword Immortal smiled mysteriously: "Do you know that the word cat has another meaning in Shu language?" ”
The fat man humbly asked: "I don't know, please ask my seniors for advice." ”
Huanglong Jianxian followed the temptation: "Have you ever heard a Shushan dialect called 'catching cats and cats'?" ”
The fat man looked dazed: "I haven't heard of it, what does this mean?" ”
Huanglong Sword Immortal sighed: "In this era, more than half of the Shu language handed down by the ancients has been lost. Your generation of young people, although they also know some dialects, only the skin. ”
"Catching cats and cats is a common word in the old times, and the big brother of society before the revival of Reiki often has a saying on his lips - pick up a kitchen knife at the age of seven, catch a cat at the age of eight."
The fat man couldn't be rectified: "What does this golden sentence of the big brother of society mean?" ”
Huanglong Jianxian actually came to make Shu popular science for the fat man: "It is equivalent to the current Internet buzzword - don't be obsessed with brother, brother is just a legend." ”
The fat man was so anxious that he couldn't do it: "Seniors, don't go around the bend, please make it clear." ”
Huanglong Jianxian announced the answer: "Let's put it this way, today's technicians, in Shushan in the old era, were all called 'cat women'. ”
The fat man came to his senses: "So catching cats and cats is what kind of thing you do?" ”
Huanglong Sword Immortal showed a smile that all men understand: "That's right, the word cat woman has evolved and become a cat." Catching cats and cats has also become looking for cats. ”
After a pause, he came to a divine turn: "So I raise cats and open entertainment venues, is there a problem?" ”
"No problem, no problem at all!"
The fat man was persuaded on the spot and admired it so much: "The views of my predecessors are fresh and refined, and they are really models for my generation." I just hate that when I went to Huanglongxi for the first time three years ago, I didn't have the opportunity to meet my seniors! ”
Huanglong Sword Immortal wanted this effect, he was determined to be a fat man with weak legs in Huanglongxi for five consecutive days, and he couldn't refuse the point of view he expressed.
An atmosphere of sympathy for each other arises spontaneously.
"Cultivation is a competition for resources, and cultivation is not easy, and monks from all walks of life use different means to make a living."
"The so-called Shushan Sword Immortal, nominally beautiful, but in fact, for the sake of resources, he has done a lot of unbearable things. For example, the jade sword fairy became a joker; The snow sword fairy was a bodyguard; and Zhang Dekai, whom you know, became a court eagle dog. ”
"Huang was also forced to engage in this industry in desperation."
"I look at the qualifications and fate for the apprentices."
"One thing you said is very right, if the master and apprentice can't get along, it will inevitably become a bad fate."
"In the past 100 years, I have also met several young people with good qualifications, but there is no fate."
"Pei Yin, you are different, you were a friend of a technician and a friend of a princess."
"It's fitting that you'll inherit my mantle."
Huanglong Sword Immortal struck while the iron was hot and began to distract.
This wants to change a stunned youth, and it has to be ignited on the spot, and it is so moved that it instantly ignites a source of power of "he treats me as a friend of the princess, and I repay him as a friend of the princess".
The fat man ignited: "Senior, you know me, I am willing to worship my predecessor as a teacher!" ”
"Hahahaha!" Huanglong Sword Immortal laughed: "Okay, very good, if you get this good apprentice, what more can you ask for." ”
"Wait a minute." The fat apprentice suddenly became less burning: "I once swore that the master I was looking for in the future needed to help me fulfill my two wishes. ”
"Tell me about it." Huanglong Sword Immortal didn't rashly agree this time.
"Since being used as bait by Zhang Dekai last month, the younger generation has suffered a big loss, and they have to pinch their noses and admit it. My first wish is that my master must be stronger than Zhang Dekai, and it is best to take me to beat him up. "The fat man's blood is boiling.
"No problem." Huanglong Sword Immortal actually agreed: "Tell me about your second wish." ”
"The second wish is a bit difficult to say."
"It's not a secret, the younger generation is a loyal fan of Jade Sword Fairy."
"We, the die-hard fans, especially hate Jade Sword Immortal's opponent - Snow Sword Immortal."
When the fat man said this, he began to stop being a man: "At the last auction of the Xinyue Hotel, this woman bullied me and wanted to force me to give her the blood of the demon slayer. I have a dream to defeat the Snow Sword Immortal one day and prove that the fans of the Jade Sword Immortal are stronger than the Snow Sword Immortal. ”
The fat man who is not a human being has entered the perverted mode: "If one day I inherit the industry of Huanglongxi, I will pull the old woman of Xue Jianxian to our field and be the top brand!" ”
This kind of perversion of not being a human being has been appreciated by Huanglong Jianxian like never before: "Okay, ambitious, I didn't mistake you as a teacher!" ”
The fat man was a little embarrassed: "Senior, oh, doesn't Master think that my ideas are extreme?" ”
Huanglong Sword Immortal said proudly: "My generation sword cultivation, dare to think and dare to do, and have a good idea. Since ancient times, the peerless sword immortals have all been controversial, and you have such an ambition, which just shows that you have unlimited potential. ”
Saying that, Huanglong Sword Immortal began to distribute benefits: "Apprentice, come with me and give you a meeting gift for the teacher." ”
With a wave of his big sleeves, he flew to the distant pot with the fat man.
In the colorful pool, there was a woman in white wearing a mask.
I don't know why, the woman soaking in the lottery pool is like falling into a swamp, sinking deeper and deeper, only her head is exposed.
If it was an ordinary female monk who was trapped, it would be reasonable, after all, the Yellow Dragon Sword Immortal was also a Sword Immortal. But the woman in front of her is trapped, which is really incomprehensible, because she is ...... Snow Sword Fairy!
(End of chapter)