During the Northern Song Dynasty, he not only liked flower embroidery, but also liked nicknames.

It seems that without a nickname, he has fallen into majesty.

Such as the overturning river Jiao Qi fierce, and then like the Black Mountain Li Tianwang.

And, like the embroidery, not only the prodigal people in the market like to be nicknamed, but also the courtiers and hundreds of officials are also popular.

Sima Guang has a nickname, Sima Niu.

This nickname was given by Su Shi, satirizing him as a person who has a tendon and does not know how to be flexible.

Another example is Ouyang Xiu's nickname Fan Zhongyan, the poor master.

Li Bangyan also has a nickname, called the prodigal prime minister!

Just look at this man's life motto to understand why he got such a nickname.

[Kick all the world's balls, be all the world's officials, and enjoy the world's flowers (metaphor refers to women). 】

Li Bangyan was born in the city, and his father Li Pu worked as a miner, and later became an apprentice silversmith.

Because of the high income, over the years, he has accumulated a lot of family business.

Seeing that his son didn't like to study and had no hope of becoming famous, Li Pu asked him to make more friends with scholars.

Not to mention, although Li Bangyan is not very knowledgeable, he is quick-witted, handsome, and knows how to drill into the world, so he quickly became famous among scholars.

So much so that when Hedong moved people into Beijing to take the exam, he must have visited him through Huaizhou.

And Li Bangyan is also generous, good food and drink to entertain, if the family is poor, he will also offer a plate to subsidize these people to take the exam.

For a time, Li Bangyan became famous.

And those who have been entertained by him will also spontaneously help him promote it after high school, and rely on his good reputation, and finally enter Beijing as a student as he wishes.

Although Li Bangyan has no talent, because he was born in the market, he is familiar with obscene things, is good at banter, can kick and bow, and often compiles market colloquialisms into lyrics and songs.

It just so happened that when Song Huizong was still the king of Duan, he was also a well-known prodigal son in Tokyo, so he was very fond of Li Bangyan.

In the second year of Daguan, Song Huizong gave him Jinshi and the first, and appointed him as the secretary of the provincial school Shulang, and tried to serve as Fu Baolang.

In the fifth year of Xuanhe, in just over ten years, Li Bangyan has become Shangshu Zuocheng and dominates the world!

In contrast, Wang Hao is slightly more reliable.

At least they are the Jinshi and the first of the eight classics, but that's all.

This person relies on clever words and flattery, and his official road is prosperous.

Because of the help Cai Jing to restore the prime minister, he was promoted by the general doctor to the eighth rank and was appointed as the prime minister.

This rocket-like promotion speed has been unique since the founding of the Northern Song Dynasty, and many courtiers were dumbfounded.

The reason why they were favored by Song Huizong was that in addition to flattery, the two had one thing in common.

That's the extraordinary.

Needless to say, Li Bangyan has a handsome appearance and a free and easy temperament.

And Wang Huang is not far behind, he is tall, with a white face, and has Hu blood, blonde hair and golden eyes, and is personable, dignified.

Song Huizong is engaged in art in the end, you can scold him for being mediocre, but you can't deny his aesthetic vision.

……

"Hmm."

Song Huizong nodded slightly, obviously agreeing with Li Bangyan's words.

The wealth of my Great Song Dynasty has reached the peak of all dynasties.

The people are rich, the businessmen are like clouds, and now that the court is using money, what's wrong with borrowing some money from the people?

Seeing this, Wang Hao was willing to let go of this opportunity to please him, and hurriedly proposed: "Official, at present, the treasury is in trouble and the people are rich, so you should do more to do your part." If you don't collect money from all walks of life to fill the treasury, you can solve the urgency of the six states of Yanyun. ”

One million guan is only a year's rent in the land of Yanyun's six states.

Wanyan Agu did a great job, looting everything that could be robbed in the land of the six states, including the population.

It is equivalent to saying that Song Huizong spent money to buy six empty cities.

I've bought everything, I have to garrison it, right?

Arrange for officials to manage, right?

Migrate people to farm, right?

But the garrison needs money, the officials ask for money, the resettlement of the relocated people, and the collection of fugitives also requires money.

Money everywhere!

Song Huizong pondered a little and ordered: "This matter will be handed over to Wang Qing." ”

After getting the errand, Wang Hao was overjoyed: "The minister's decree!" ”

He has already figured out the way to be an official, it is not enough to rely on flattery, but also to be able to do practical things and relieve the worries of the official family, so that he can be simple in the emperor's heart.

Then why Cai Jing was able to reinstate as prime minister several times, isn't it just that he can help the official family make money.

He Cai Jing can make money, and so can I, Wang Huang.

After solving the problem of money in three or two clicks, Song Huizong was in a good mood.

As for the Jin people, they have never been valued by Song Huizong and the imperial courts.

In their opinion, such savages only need to give a little benefit to Dade, and they will be grateful.

Just like that Liao, what can you fight?

Give some years of coins and then open the mutual market, it won't take long, and it will be corrupt and degenerate.

Li Bangyan's ability to observe his face and look at his face was really good, and when he saw that Song Huizong's mood was improving, he smiled and proposed: "Official, it's still early in the morning, why don't you eat and drink." ”

Hearing this vulgar country slang, Song Huizong not only did not get angry, but shook his head and smiled.

After tapping Li Bangyan with his finger a few times, he said in a doting tone: "You, you." That's it, put on a banquet and ascend to the flat floor! ”

After moving to the flat building, the three of them drank and had fun for a while.

Song Huizong felt that it was not lively enough, so he summoned the queen's concubines, as well as the emperor and the prince to the banquet.

At the banquet, Li Bangyan kept saying some jokes about the market, and from time to time he imitated Youling's singing, which made Song Huizong laugh.

Wang Hao smiled on his face, but a trace of disdain flashed in his eyes.

He looked down on Li Bangyan from the bottom of his heart, and he was a dignified scholar and a prodigal official, and he was an official in the same dynasty as a prodigal son in the market, which was simply a shame.

What Wang Hao didn't know was that Li Bangyan had already resented him, and now he was secretly colluding with Liang Shicheng and Cai You to bring him down.

When the wine was drunk, Li Bangyan suddenly tore off his court clothes and was naked, revealing the embroidery covered with raw silk in advance.

"Yikes!"

This sudden scene made the queen concubines and the emperors let out a soft cry and covered their eyes one after another.

Li Bangyan didn't care at all, and talked about meat jokes with a glass wine cup.

In the past, it was okay, but now the harem concubines are all there.

This made Song Huizong angry: "What kind of system, what kind of system!" ”

After looking around, after looking around, Song Hui Song picked up a stick and was about to fight.

Li Bangyan was so frightened that he ran away, and after he slipped out of the Shengping Building, he climbed a tree with quick movements.

Seeing this scene, Song Huizong was immediately happy, and the palace maid in the palace sneered at the belly pain.

After a while, Song Huizong summoned the eunuch and said, "Come down, I won't beat you." ”

Na Cheng thought, but Li Bangyan did not come down immediately, but learned a woman's joke in the tree, singing: "Huang Ying peeked and didn't dare to go down the branches." ”

"Hahahaha!"

Song Huizong was amused to laugh again.

When he was the prime minister, he took off his clothes during the banquet and was driven to a tree, which is really ridiculous.

Empress Zheng sighed slightly and muttered to herself: "The prime minister is like this, how can the world not die?" ”