Chapter 15: Dried Fish
"Ah~" At this time, Wang Ziheng's body curled up into a ball and convulsed and cried: "As soon as I eased up, you came over to stimulate me, you did it on purpose, and you were so!" "The one who cries is called miserable.
"Bang bang" knock on the door, Lin Lingling lay on the door and listened to the people inside crying and hurriedly asked inside: "Prince, what's wrong, are you okay." ”
Wang Ziheng, who was crying bitterly inside, didn't notice Lin Lingling's knock at the door.
"Why don't you reply, if you don't reply, I'll go in!" Lin Lingling gradually became anxious, and saw that there was no other sound from inside except crying, so she hurriedly pushed open the door.
"Ahh Yes! A woman and a man screamed.
After Lin Lingling pushed the door in, she saw Wang Ziheng naked, his body curled up together, his hands clenched and his head clenched, crying, as if he was still trembling like a big thin worm. (But fortunately, I can't see his little bean ding when I wear underwear this time).
Wang Ziheng was crying sadly, completely unaware that Lin Lingling had pushed the door in at this time, and he was still crying, he was frightened by a scream, and then turned his head to look at the source of the scream,
"Ahh
Wang Ziheng also screamed when he saw Lin Lingling suddenly appear in the house, his face turned red at this time, and he asked himself in his heart: "Sure enough, haven't you gotten used to having a girl at home?" Should I go to Mars or Jupiter, no! Both of these are too close to leave the solar system yet. I should live in a different galaxy, no! I should have lived a different cosmic life, well, yes, I should have a different cosmic life! ”
After the scream, Lin Lingling's flushed face took the lead in speaking apologetically: "I'm sorry, I've been hearing you crying outside, and no one has replied to your questions, I'm worried that something happened to you, so I came in and took a look, you're okay." ”
"It's nothing, I just dreamed of my master, and it was difficult to control it for a while...... Maybe I cried so sadly that I didn't hear you call me, otherwise I would definitely reply to you. Wang Ziheng explained to Lin Lingling that he couldn't cry anymore at this time, hypnotizing himself in his heart, these were all dreams.
"That's good, then I'll go out first." Without waiting for Wang Ziheng to reply, he slammed the door shut and ran out with a smoke.
At this time, the big pig was licking his hair on the side and watching it with relish.
Wang Ziheng turned his head to look at the big pig: "You must have done it on purpose!! ”
"Meow, meow," the pig jumped on top of the closet and wagged his tail.
"I threaten you, you just make me ugly, right, then your week's small dried fish is gone, not a month's worth of it!" After saying that, he grabbed a pillow and threw it at the big pig on the closet.
The big pig dodged with a slight shake, and then said "meow, meow" twice.
"You! It's all over the next year! The prince replied angrily.
"Meow, meow" The big pig hurriedly screamed twice and jumped off the wardrobe, jumping into Wang Ziheng's arms and coquettishly.
"Okay, okay, how could I not give you dried fish to eat, okay, don't lick it, itchy" Wang Ziheng, who was immersed in sadness, was also amused by the big pig.
"Meow, meow"
"Okay, I'll get it for you." Wang Ziheng took the big pig aside, picked up his clothes and put them on, and prepared to go to the living room to get the big pig's favorite small dried fish.
"Bang bang bang!" As soon as he got out of the house, Wang Ziheng heard the sound of a fight coming from the kitchen, and hurriedly called Lin Lingling and asked, "Lingling, are you in the kitchen?" ”
"Ah, I'll make breakfast, you can wait in the living room for a while, you can eat it in a while" Lin Lingling's voice came from a fierce battle of "bang bang".
Wang Ziheng was outside the kitchen door curious about why there was such a fierce fight when cooking, and was hesitating to go in and take a look. was reminded by the cry of the big pig and asked him to hurry up and get the small dried fish.
Wang Ziheng walked to the big pig's grain storage, opened the lock engraved with the formation on it, and said to the big pig: "What flavor do you want to eat?" ”
"Meow, meow," the pig cried out with delight.
"It's okay to eat everything, you're fat enough," Wang Ziheng said, touched the meat on the big pig's cheeks, and after picking it for a while, he took a bag of freeze-dried sea loaches and a can of seaweed salmon, opened it and put it in the special cat basin for the big pig.
"Meow, meow" The big pig flew to the cat basin and ate it with great joy, it has not eaten small dried fish and canned food for half a year.
The big pig was too greedy when he was young, no matter where Wang Ziheng hid the canned cat and dried fish, he couldn't stop the big pig from rummaging, even if it was locked in the wardrobe, the big pig could tear open the lock door and eat it, there was really no way Wang Ziheng asked Wu Shan to apply for a cabinet with a formation that the big pig couldn't open.
In this way, in the days when Wang Ziheng was asleep, no one could open the cabinet, and the big pig could only miss Wang Ziheng day and night.
Which cat is not tired of eating cat food every day, of course, it is much better than the meal that Lingling let it eat, in the days when there is no canned cat, whenever the big pig is tired of eating cat food, he will taste the food made by Lin Lingling, and then eat cat food and immediately feel delicious.
"BANG" An explosion came from the kitchen, and then the kitchen door opened, and Lin Lingling, who was wearing an apron, walked out with a slightly black face and messy hair, and shouted: "The meal is ready, yesterday was just a mistake, come and taste my real craftsmanship." ”
Although Lin Lingling didn't show it yesterday, the noodles she made were so difficult to eat that Wang Ziheng fainted, which was a very big blow to Lin Lingling, and she went to the vegetable market early this morning to buy ingredients to prove herself.
At the dining table, Wang Ziheng looked lightly at the eighty percent black omelette and a bowl of soup on his plate.
"You just woke up when you needed nutrition, and I made you chicken soup in the morning." Lin Lingling pointed to the chicken soup in the bowl and said to Wang Ziheng.
"Huh? It's chicken soup! Wang Ziheng's heart was full of emotion, and he thought of Lingling in his heart, and she was really an angel.
Wang Ziheng picked up the chopsticks and picked up the fried egg and put it in his mouth: "It's delicious, it's delicious, I've never eaten such a delicious black egg." The frowning brows on Wang Ziheng's face forced a smile, anyway, compared to yesterday's noodles, it is indeed much more delicious, and it is not a lie!
"Really, that's great, if you like to eat it, I'll make it for you every morning." Lin Lingling was a little happy in it, and finally succeeded in proving herself, well! My cooking is still delicious.
When Wang Ziheng heard this, cold sweat couldn't help but appear on his forehead, and he hurriedly stopped: "Don't bother, I'll do it." ”。
"It's okay, it's not troublesome!" Lin Lingling also picked up a piece of black egg and ate it, and the joy on her face gradually disappeared.
Wang Ziheng noticed the change in Lin Lingling's face: "After eating, let's go to the car shop to fix the little sheep first." And then I have to investigate the person who complained about Tarzan yesterday. ”