"Brother Da Mao, you are also ...... It's too profligate, isn't it? ”

Li Yuan said with a strange expression.

In such years, dare to play such flowers, is this something that ordinary people can do?

This guy will be infertile in the future, whether he was beaten by a stupid pillar or destroyed by himself, it's really hard to say!

Xu Damao snorted, not ashamed at all, handed Li Yuan a look that all men understand, and said with a wicked smile: "Look at what you said, how can we be cultural people?" Didn't you say it all, literati, literati. True celebrities, self-style! Silly Zhu's grandson definitely doesn't understand, but Genzi, you don't understand, right? ”

Li Yuan was happy, but still regretted: "Forget it, I am a member or a cadre, and my life will be over if I am reported, and I have to be sent to the northwest to plant trees...... Brother Da Mao, sit. ”

There were exactly two stools, one for each person, and after sitting down, Xu Damao didn't bother with the joke just now, and began to get excited again, saying, "Brother, I have opened my eyes today." Brother, I grew up in this courtyard when I was a child, hey, I've never seen an uncle so deflated!

That old thing usually knows that he is biased towards a stupid pillar, a him, a deaf old lady in the backyard, his heart is black, black and dirty, how stupid is he!

Tell me, what's so good about that stupid pillar?

I didn't have a mother since I was a child, and my father ran away with the widow, leaving two unlucky children, no one to teach them, no wonder it's stupid!

Hey, those old fools specify that their brains are mushy, not eccentric stupid pillars.

Genzi, tell me, what good can a stupid pillar be? A pair of dog eyes know to stare at Jia Dongxu and his daughter-in-law peeking, when who doesn't know? But the daughter-in-law is really handsome, look at her, see the day to wash the sheets, tell me how it got wet?

Tut-tut, Jia Dongxu's kid may not live long.

Jia Zhang's still has the face to scold you for your short life...... Bah!

Anyway, in our courtyard, there is a deaf old lady, an uncle, plus Silly Zhu, Jia Zhang's and Jia Dongxu's three mad dogs, no one else can live well!

Two old things are so bad that they deserve to be wiped out! In the future, the stupid pillar will also designate a desperate household!

I originally thought that I would have to wait for the deaf old lady to die, and then see if I could break their little gang, but I didn't expect it, brother, I really opened my eyes today, Yi Zhonghai, that old thing, was almost not angry with you!

And the stupid pig of the stupid pillar, he actually applauded you vigorously, and almost didn't laugh to death! Not to mention Jia Zhang's and Jia Dongxu's two donkeys......

Ouch, I've never been happier in all these years!

No, I have to go back and get a bottle of wine, I'm happier today than the New Year, how can I do it without drinking? Let's drink, brother, you can also give me a support, see how to continue to deal with Yi Zhonghai, Silly Zhu, Jia Dongxu, these black-hearted kings in the future! ”

Looking at Xu Damao, who gritted his teeth and danced excitedly like Parkinson's, Li Yuan could understand a little in his heart.

Xu Damao and Silly Zhu have been beaten from childhood to adulthood, wrong, it is Xu Damao who has been beaten by Silly Pillar since he was a child, but Yi Zhonghai, an uncle, has always favored Silly Zhu.

When he was young, he didn't care much about it, but as he grew up, the hatred in Xu Damao's heart deepened.

I was beaten and suffered, and my mentality was distorted.

It's a pity that it is really difficult for him to make waves alone in this courtyard.

Not to mention in the rolling mill, Yi Zhonghai is an eighth-level worker, a huge rolling mill, a large factory with tens of thousands of people, and the number of eighth-level workers cannot exceed the number of two hands.

Not to mention that the two of them are movie-goers, but when the factory director saw Yi Zhonghai, he had to politely call "Master Yi".

Therefore, Xu Damao has been holding back his fire until now, full of resentment, but he can't do anything.

At this moment, it is inevitable to be a little crazy.

Li Yuan was sitting by the window, the kerosene lamp on the edge of the kang flickered on the flames, casting the shadows of the two on the window, he was about to speak, but suddenly heard a heavy panting sound from the crack in the window that had been opened before.

His heart moved, his eyes narrowed, and he stopped Xu Damao, who wanted to go back to get wine, and persuaded: "Brother Damao, what kind of wine are you going, it's so late, you can stop and stop, how can it be what you think...... You said that an uncle and an old lady are partial to the pillar brothers, and I think so. But if you want to say they're bad people, then I don't think so.

People are not sages, so it is inevitable that they are a little selfish, which is a very common thing. Uncle Yi thought he was out of business, and pointed to Jia Dongxu and Brother Zhuzi to provide for him in the future, and it was understandable that he was eccentric. In addition to this, doesn't he usually help the poor households in the courtyard? Liugen's family, Wang Erkui's family, Lao Sun's family, Lao Zhao's family...... At the end of the month, don't borrow food stamps from his family to pay some money to buy rice and noodles? That's why he can speak in the courtyard to be responsive.

As for Brother Zhuzi and you, although they don't look at each other, believe it or not, let me make an inappropriate analogy, if Brother Zhuzi is killed miserably one day, and he is about to freeze to death when he lies under the bridge and is lying alone, will you Xu Damao save him after seeing it? Or one day when you are in trouble and can't survive anymore, go to Brother Zhuzi for help, do you guess he can't save you? Don't look at Brother Zhu's screaming, he will still pull you. This man is not bad.

You are all the same, you are all knife-mouthed tofu hearts, smelly mouths and good hearts, you are all ordinary people, how can you have any bad intentions......"

Xu Damao said angrily: "Brother, although you are smart, you are a little more kind, and you are a little stupid!" The deaf old lady and Yi Zhonghai are good people? It's poisoned, so it's the last one! And the stupid pillar is even more ......."

He thought to himself that if he had Li Yuan's mind, he would have died as a bastard in this yard!

It's a pity, how can such a smart person believe in that group of bad people with black hearts?

It's just that before he finished speaking, the door was suddenly pushed open, and he saw Silly Zhu holding a stool in one hand, glaring at Xu Damao, gritting his teeth and saying, "Sun thief, grandpa today will teach you how to be a person!" ”

After saying that, he put the stool in his hand on the ground, and then stepped forward in two steps, and in Xu Damao's shocked expression, he punched his chin, and Xu Damao fell to the ground screaming.

Li Yuan hurriedly persuaded: "Calm down, Brother Zhuzi, don't ......"

Stupid Zhu is also crazy, it's okay not to stop it, but if someone stops it, he has to be even more heavy-handed, not only kicked Xu Damao again, but also put out his brother's score, accusing Li Yuanlai: "You too, how many times have I told you, you and this grandson are mixed together, you just don't listen." It's just a shame that you didn't say anything to this grandson that shouldn't have been said, otherwise I would have beaten you together! ”

Li Yuan smiled and said, "Isn't it?" ”

As he spoke, he stepped forward nonchalantly.

Then he waved his hand, as if inadvertently brushing away some dust, he gently brushed it on the stupid pillar's expression, and the stupid pillar felt that his body was numb, and he wanted to reach out and grab Li Yuan to ask what was going on, but he found that as soon as he made his hand, his heart hurt like a needle, and his eyes became a little frightened to look at Li Yuan, and said: "Brother, I didn't offend you, it's just that my brother is afraid that you will learn badly from others, can you ...... Don't hurt me! ”

At this moment, Yi Zhonghai and Jia Dongxu, who were only standing at the door with a jacket and watching the excitement, both found that something was wrong, the face of the stupid pillar was white and scary, and as Li Yuan turned to the side, the two of them found that there was actually a bright silver needle inserted in the position of the stupid pillar's heart!

Yi Zhonghai was shocked and said angrily: "Li Yuan, what are you doing?" ”

Jia Dongxu also exclaimed in surprise: "Li Yuan, you want to harm someone?!" ”

Xu Damao was proud, and after standing up in embarrassment, he kicked at the crotch of the stupid pillar's pants, and the stupid pillar's face turned blue, and his eyes almost popped out, staring at Xu Damao and wanting to eat people.

Xu Damao was startled, but seeing that the stupid pillar really couldn't move, he smiled and wanted to do it, but Li Yuan warned: "If you do it again, you will do the same." ”

Xu Damao hurriedly stopped, turned his head and looked at Li Yuan in surprise: "Brother, master!" ”

You must know that Silly Zhu is not only invincible in the courtyard, but also in the entire Nanluoguxiang, several courtyards around, and even in the rolling mill, he is one of the best fighters. This kid has learned wrestling from others, and he has a few hits.

Unexpectedly, it was actually planted in Li Yuan's hands!!

Li Yuan ignored him, flicked his hand again, pulled out the silver needle on the stupid pillar that was looking at him, and slapped it twice on his heart, Fang smiled and said, "How is it, do you still want to beat me?" ”

This is the Qiguan acupoint, also known as the Qi valve, which is located at the lower two horizontal fingers of the left chest.

This trick was learned by Li Yuan from an old professor at the Beijing College of Traditional Chinese Medicine: three inches into the needle, you can hold your breath. The needle is five inches, and the qi can be reversed. Seven inches into the needle, and it will be out of breath......

Li Yuan only learned a three-inch needle, and it would be too difficult and dangerous to learn it further, so he didn't waste too much time on it.

Silly Zhu subconsciously moved his arm, and found that it was actually better, and he became happy again, looking at Li Yuandao: "Hey, brother, do you still have this kung fu?" ”

Li Yuan shook his head and said, "It's just some simple medical skills, barely protecting yourself." Brother Zhuzi, if you have something to say, how can fighting solve the problem? ”

Silly Zhu snorted, obviously not very agreeable, and glanced at Xu Damao fiercely, and then said, "Who let this grandson be a villain behind his back?" ”

Xu Damao may feel that he has personal security, but he is very supportive at this time, and he said with a "phew": "Who is the villain?" I think you're the villain, or the villain hiding outside and eavesdropping! ”

Silly Zhu blushed and said to Li Yuan: "Yuanzi, I didn't eavesdrop, I'm here to bring you a stool." ”

Li Yuan looked at the two wooden stools on the ground that had fallen off the paint, and said with a smile: "That's a good dare, thirty-six legs, and eight of them will be made up in a blink of an eye!" ”

Silly Zhu hehehe, and then turned his head to Yi Zhonghai, who was not staying at the door, and said: "Uncle Yi, just now I came to send a stool to Yuanzi, I heard Xu Damao, a bad seed, say bad things about us inside, and scold you and the old lady for being too poisonous, so they are desperate, saying that you colluded to make a fortune together." As a result, what did Genzi say?

People say that you can't, you and the old lady just want to find a pensioner, so they love me a little, but people are not sages, who can not be a little selfish? It's not a sin, and you two are well.

Yuanzi also persuaded Xu Damao, one day Xu Damao will be in trouble and will not eat, I will definitely pull him. Listen, how good is Genko's statement? But Xu Damao's grandson also scolded Yuanzi for being stupid and scolding you and the old lady for being poisonous. I must teach him a good lesson today! ”

Yi Zhonghai looked at Li Yuan with some surprise, just now after Xu Damao and Jia Dongxu finished scolding, he saw the stupid pillar quietly running to the door of the north house of the West Chamber, eavesdropping, he didn't stop it, and he also wanted to hear what bad water Li Yuan and Xu Damao were holding back.

Unexpectedly, Li Yuan didn't say anything bad?

Seeing Yi Zhonghai's eyes, Li Yuan smiled and said, "Uncle Yi, you look at me like this." My father has read some books to teach me not to deceive the dark room, I want to have an opinion on you, and I must make it clear in front of the gong and the drum. ”

Yi Zhonghai didn't know whether to praise or scold for a while, but Silly Zhu looked at Li Yuan more and more, and said happily: "Hey, this is right!" If you have anything to say, say it clearly to your face, and it's over! But learn from the villain, that's not a thing! ”

Li Yuan smiled again and said: "Brother Da Mao also cares about me and reminds me that people are complicated. Regardless of right or wrong, the mind is good, and I have to receive favors. ”

Xu Damao, who was not very good-looking, danced again, and gave Li Yuan a thumbs up and said: "I can see it, our courtyard is good, brother, you are good, you can carry it clearly!" ”

Li Yuan scolded with a smile: "Okay, the big night is idle, go back to sleep." Today, you and Brother Zhuzi have sent gifts, tomorrow night I will fry two dishes and get a bottle of good wine, please both of you. ”

Xu Damao and Silly Zhu didn't mention it, but Yi Zhonghai felt uncomfortable in his heart.

In this courtyard, who is not allowed to come to his house to invite guests, invite him to come forward, and be proud to invite him to be an uncle?

But this kid invited him to treat him in front of him, and he didn't even look at him.

Yi Zhonghai couldn't stay any longer, and Jia Dongxu, who had the same ugly face, walked away.

Silly Zhu was a little reluctant in his heart, and whispered to Li Yuan: "Brother, our courtyard has a treat, even if the three masters can't be invited, this uncle can't be less, this is a courtesy...... And you invited an uncle, can he miss the housewarming gift? An uncle is decent. ”

Li Yuan smiled: "I'm afraid of him, I invited him, in case he brings a big item, what should I do?" ”

Nowadays, the big ones are sewing machines, bicycles, watches, radios......

Silly Zhu and Xu Damao laughed out loud together, this thing is too humorous......

However, the two of them smiled and smiled, and they instantly converged, and they both felt unlucky, why did they laugh with this grandson?

Li Yuan said: "The main thing is that young people can eat together openly and lively. There are older generations, and they can't let go of their energy. Go back and invite the older generation. "It's so easy to draw cakes.

Silly Zhu was happy and said, "Huh! That's right! I'll come over when I'm cooking at night, we have this craft. It's not like some people who eat with one mouth. ”

After that, he walked away with a smile behind his back.

Xu Damao grimaced behind his back, and after a few more gossips with Li Yuan, he also left.

When he was completely calm, Li Yuan turned off the kerosene lamp, lay on the kang, looked at a bright number floating in his mind: 5123, and smiled from ear to ear.

Tonight, you can come five times!!

I don't know, can I pull out good things this time......

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