Hearing Li Yuan's words, Xu Damao burst out laughing on the spot.

He was the most active in his mind, and he didn't suspect anything else at all, and he was sure that this was Li Yuan's method of revenge.

Seeing him like this, the people around him either couldn't help but smile or frowned, and they all looked at Li Yuan suspiciously.

Li Yuan said helplessly: "Don't say much about the boy's urine, you must have heard of it." As for human feces, in fact, there is already an ancient recipe called Huanglong Soup, which is to plug the mouth with an empty poppy, and collect dung to get juice for many years, which is very black and bitter, and is called Huanglong Soup, which cures the dying of plague.

Another celebrity in the yellow, is to bamboo tube into the licorice powder, bamboo plug two ends, winter moon soaked in the dung tank, take out the spring, hanging the wind in the shade, break the bamboo to take grass, dry in the sun. ”

At present, the people still have some respect for intellectuals, although they don't understand it at all, but Li Yuan hangs his bookbag like this, and most people no longer think about the worst.

Li Yuan said again: "But then again, you don't have to force it, it's okay to treat it or not, it's okay to leak yourself for two days at most." As for Jia Zhang's ...... It is estimated to take more than three to five days. Because she has too much greasy accumulation in her belly...... Hey, isn't the Jia family living in difficulty? How did Jia Zhang's eat like this, it's amazing......

Forget it, it has nothing to do with me. Okay, you decide for yourself whether to cure it or not, I'll go back and rest.

Brother Zhuzi, Brother Da Mao, don't forget the evening. ”

Silly Zhu was relieved when he heard that he couldn't die, and when he heard Li Yuan shouting his brother again, he felt that he had face, and said happily: "Well, I won't forget it!" ”

Xu Damao also said arrogantly: "I'll bring two bottles of good wine when I go back." ”

Li Yuan smiled and said: "Come to eat with me, and let you bring your own wine, doesn't this slap me in the face?" Both of you delivered the gift last night, so you are not allowed to bring anything. ”

Xu Damao gave a thumbs up and said, "Yuanzi, what you didn't say, open and bright!" ”

People who don't take advantage of it are affordable.

Yan Bugui said with hot eyes behind him: "Yuanzi, this ......"

Li Yuan smiled and said: "The three masters are in a hurry, after a while the house is repaired, I will invite the three masters to have a good meal." I didn't want to toss, who knew that Brother Da Mao and Brother Zhuzi sent two stools over yesterday. I can't help it. ”

Silly Zhu said badly: "Yuanzi, don't worry, when you invite the three masters to dinner, the three masters will give you a table!" ”

Yan Bugui was startled when he heard this, he could get more than 20 yuan for an eight-immortal table, and he hurriedly said: "Forget it, I can't afford to give it away!" When it was time to eat, I went back first. ”

I didn't even look at the excitement, turned around and slipped away.

Now a table with fish, chicken, and meat is less than ten yuan, and Yan Bugui feels that even if he is crazy, it is impossible to send a table, and it is okay not to eat this meal.

Yi Zhonghai talked to Jia Dongxu over there: "Dongxu, although Li Yuan has a very poisonous mind, he has a smooth face. Since he said that he could cure the stick terrier today, it shouldn't be a lie. ”

Jia Dongxu glanced in Li Yuan's direction resentfully, gritted his teeth and said hatefully: "This short-lived ghost must not have a good intention, and he may not have to pour that thing into the stick terrier!" ”

Yi Zhonghai shook his head and said, "I also have this suspicion, but what can I do?" The hospital also said, let pull, let hydrate, and it's over after pulling. But it really takes a few days, and the good guys are broken. How big is the stick terrier, how can it stand such a pull? If you really pull it out like this for two or three days, will you still be able to live in this house? Of course, if you really don't want to, you can ask a Chinese medicine doctor to take a look. ”

Jia Dongxu shook his head dejectedly and said, "Forget it, it's not in vain." ”

He is now working alone at home, and what is even more terrifying is that he can get ration stamps for a non-agricultural household.

Jia Zhang's family, Qin Huairu, and even the stick terriers and Xiaodang who went with their mother's household registration are all rural household registrations, and there is no food ration.

Jia Dongxu is so much in a month, and the whole family can only eat enough for a few days?

If it weren't for Yi Zhonghai being his master, and Yueyue borrowed money and food from him, the Jia family wouldn't be able to hold on at all, so how could there be spare money to toss?

Qin Huairu also persuaded on the side: "Li Yuan doesn't dare to make ghosts, if something really happens, he has to take care of everything." ”

These words hit Jia Dongxu's heart, and he even faintly had the idea of letting Jia Zhang's family be healed and have an accident, in this case, Li Yuan would have to provide for Jia Zhang's old age......

Seeing that Jia Dongxu was explained, Yi Zhonghai said to Qin Huairu: "it, you go and talk to Li Yuan." You and he are fellow countrymen, and they come out of one place, so it's easier to talk. ”

Qin Huairu didn't respond directly, she knew that her man was a cautious eye, and whispered a little embarrassed: "Uncle Yi, it's not that you don't know how much he hates me." My mother-in-law scolded him for being a short-lived ghost, and I didn't say it all. Yesterday in front of Director Wang, he almost didn't fall on my head. ”

Sure enough, hearing her say this, Jia Dongxu's face soothed, and he said, "What are you afraid of?" With me and Master here, he still dares to do it, I have to let him kneel down and call Grandpa! ”

Qin Huairu scolded her mother in her heart, why wasn't she so majestic just now?

She responded with a smile on her face, her appearance was well-behaved, sweet and moving, not to mention that Jia Dongxu was very satisfied, and Yi Zhonghai on the side avoided his eyes a little unnaturally.

Qin Huairu turned around and walked towards Li Yuan, who was Zhenghe Silly Zhu and Xu Damaohara, with some weakness, grievance and pleading in his eyes, and said, "Yuanzi, I have to bother you to help heal the stick terrier and my mother-in-law's ......."

Li Yuan shook his head and said: "It's easy to say, he's a child, I don't have the same knowledge as him." Forget about your mother-in-law......" Without waiting for Qin Huairu to continue to plead, Li Yuan smiled at Silly Zhu and Xu Damao: "Believe it or not, if I cured that Jia Zhang's family today, she will go around preaching that I lied to her to eat and drink urine, and that she is a villain with evil intentions?" Not only do they not remember my goodness, but they will also scold me everywhere and have a bad reputation. I know that this kind of person will take revenge, so why should I save her? Just let her lie there, anyway, she will be fine after a few more days.

After inducing vomiting and bathing, I will go to finish the needle, drink rice soup for a day tomorrow, and run all over the yard by this time in the evening. ”

Qin Huairu was greatly moved when she heard this, and she wished that this evil mother-in-law would suffer more crimes, as long as her son could be good.

It's just that she can't take this idea, so she can only go back and tell Jia Dongxu and Yi Zhonghai.

They were standing at the door of Jia's house, and in fact, Jia Zhang's inside could also hear it.

Yi Zhonghai is a little tricky, what Li Yuan said, he doesn't have to think about it, it will definitely happen.

Jia Zhang's person is a dog-faced, and when he says that he turns his face, he will turn his face, and he won't remember it if he gets it.

But at this time, she should know what is at stake......

Yi Zhonghai said to Jia Zhang, who was standing on the kang: "Old sister-in-law, this is the way things are. The stick terrier must be treated, otherwise he is a child, even if he can survive two days, he will have a serious injury to his vitality, and if he can't take care of it, his body will become weaker and weaker in the future, which is not a trivial matter. Well, you'll have to make up your own mind. But there is one thing, you can't go over the old accounts after you have been cured. Otherwise, people want to help you, and there are many ways. ”

He always firmly believes that this commotion is the ghost of Li Yuan.

Although Qin Huairu couldn't wait for Jia Zhang's family to pull her down, she still had to be persuaded because she couldn't die, or half of her died, and she was unlucky.

She had to wash her and urine for the rest of her life, and she was nauseous and nauseous, so she said, "Mom, it's better to suffer a sin now than to suffer a big sin in the future." You're not in good health, and the painkillers haven't been broken. If you hurt your vitality, how can you get it? ”

Jia Zhang's glared at Qin Huairu, even if she was weak, she couldn't hide her evil anger and said: "If you can't move, you have to wait, give me and urine!" ”

Qin Huairu was crying, and Jia Dongxu said impatiently: "No one doesn't give you and urine, it may be fine, why don't you fall there?" You'll have to take a little dang. ”

Jia Zhang listened to his son's words, and said sadly: "Okay, cure, cure!" ”

Yi Zhonghai said to Qin Huairu: "Stick terrier mother, go and tell Li Yuan." ”

Qin Huairu was busy talking about things, but Li Yuan didn't agree immediately, and said with a smile: "I won't talk about the consultation fee or anything, they are all neighbors of the same courtyard, and there is no reason to ask for money." But that bowl of braised pork was reserved for a deaf old lady in the backyard, and I didn't want to eat a bite. You have got this bowl of meat money and meat tickets, otherwise I will not be happy. I am not happy in my heart, and the needle is unstable and cannot be cured. ”

Qin Huairu was dumbfounded, looked at Li Yuan with teary eyes, and said, "Yuanzi, look at the situation in my sister's family, how can it be like there is such a money ticket?" ”

Chu Chu's pitiful appearance, Li Yuan could defend himself, sneered and was silent, with a non-negotiable attitude, but the stupid pillar on the side couldn't stand it, his heart was pounding, and he just wanted to open his mouth to Li Yuan and let him forget it, but he could see Li Yuan's eyes that seemed to be smiling, and the words were stuck in his throat, he clapped his hands and said, "Gotcha!" I gave this meat money and meat ticket for Sister Qin, is it done? ”

On the side, Xu Damao squeezed his eyebrows and scolded "big fool", Li Yuan was straight and said, "Done!" It doesn't matter who gives it, it's done. ”

One of these two is willing to die, and the other is willing to be buried, will Li Yuan stop it?

Stop the ball! stopped people and complained about him......

Silly Zhu will also comfort himself, and said with a smile: "Anyway, you are for the old lady in the backyard to eat, even if I have a filial piety experience!" ”

Li Yuan said: "Brother Zhuzi, you don't just show filial piety, and then you have to make a lot of effort for your Sister Qin." The stick terrier and Jia Zhang's hurriedly went to pour Huanglong soup, mixed it according to the ratio of one to two, pinched open the teeth and poured it in, the big one was poured into a large bowl, and the small one was filled with half a sea bowl. Then induce vomiting, and when they vomit clean, bathe in hot water, be sure to be fast.

When I wash it up, I'll go to apply the needle, and I won't pull it tonight, and the stick terrier will eat rice soup for one day, and Jia Zhang's will eat rice soup for three days, and it will be fine. When you eat rice soup, you can't get any meat on it, remember? Alright, let's get started. ”

Xu Damao was already laughing on the side, he didn't want to be suddenly choked by the neck with one hand of the stupid pillar, and he was carried into Jia's house, and he glared at the eyeballs several times and wanted to grab the door, but he was dragged back.

The courtyard of the middle courtyard was already full of people, and they were all laughing like crazy at this moment.

Jia Dongxu stomped his feet and cursed, and also asked Yi Zhonghai to rush into the house, Yi Zhonghai waved to everyone in the courtyard and said: "Okay, if the neighbors are in trouble, don't help them, can you do things that joke people?" ”

Wang Erkui's family has always been at odds with the Jia family, Wang Erkui's mother-in-law smiled: "Uncle Yi, you can't do things that laugh at people, but you can do things that laugh at thieves, right?" ”

Everyone coaxed the seedlings: "That's it! ”

Yi Zhonghai said furiously: "Shut up!" If this matter spreads out, it will affect the evaluation of our compound this year, and lose the honor of the model courtyard, then who is the sinner of our compound! Hurry up and get home and get all the hot water, and hurry up and clean up the mess......"

As soon as the words fell, I heard Jia Zhang, who had just agreed inside, screaming like a pig: "I don't want it!" Don't come here, I don't eat...... Phew! Phew!! I don't...... Phew! Save...... Life...... Yes! ”

Everyone in the courtyard was about to laugh crazy, and then in the sound of Yi Zhonghai's scolding, he scattered home, and quickly brought the thermos over to continue watching the excitement......

Half an hour later, the smell in Jia's house was stinking, and the screaming finally stopped.

Xu Damao seemed to have been ruined by five hundred strong men, his hair and clothes were messy, his eyes were empty and he staggered out, and tears were falling.

Liu Guangqi and Yan Jiecheng, who were with Li Yuanzhan, danced for fun!

The stupid pillar is much better, it may be that the pigs have been picked up more in the water, and they are resistant, but their faces turned pale, and they helped Qin Huairu clean up all kinds of pickled excretory vomit.

Jia Dongxu looked at the stupid pillar around Qin Huairu with some anger in his eyes, but let him pick it up by himself, and he felt that he couldn't do those pickled things.

Annoyed before and after, I can only endure it with hatred, thinking that I will go back and clean up this big fool!

When Jia Zhang and the stick terrier were about to roll their eyes, they could be considered to have vomited clean.

Yi Zhonghai beckoned the first aunt, the second aunt, the third aunt and a few mothers-in-law to come in together and help Qin Huairu wash Jia Zhang's and the stick terrier together.

Silly Zhu walked up to Li Yuan and grinned, "Brother, it's up to you next." ”

Li Yuan stretched out his hand to refuse, and said, "I'm tired of washing it first, change my clothes, the smell is too strong." ”

The old fool's face darkened, he lowered his head and sniffed, retched, and hurriedly went to pick it up.

After another half an hour, the door of Jia's house opened again, and Aunt Yi and others hurried out, almost fainting.

Yi Zhonghai urged Li Yuan and said, "Li Yuan, go in and apply the needle." ”

Li Yuan smiled and shook his head, and the stupid pillar who came over after changing his clothes asked wonderingly, "What do you say?" ”

Li Yuan said: "Disperse the taste." ”

Silly Zhu said "Hi", and said: "I said brother, it's all this effort, don't be so particular!" Don't jump inside for a while, Sister Qin has to wash it again. ”

Li Yuan smiled when he heard this, and he was a little embarrassed to see the stupid pillar, he didn't dare to scold Li Yuan at this time, so he could only stare at Yan Jiecheng, Liu Guangtian, Yan Jiefang and other younger young men: "Sun thief, what kind of fun?" Do you have any sympathy? ”

Yan Jiecheng and the others were afraid that he would not be stingy, but they didn't talk back.

However, Li Yuan was willing to talk to them about the new things that had happened in the school and on the street recently, and it was not until it was almost twenty minutes before he entered Jia's house and practiced the silver acupuncture point for an hour.

This is a rare opportunity, generally speaking, doctors of his age, patients are not very trusted, and there are not many opportunities to administer needles.

This is similar to Western medicine, there are very few opportunities for young doctors to do the main surgery, who does not look forward to the day to be able to master the main surgery?

It is a rare opportunity to have a ready-made patient lying there and let the needle be pricked!

Therefore, Li Yuan cherished all kinds of acupuncture points on the human body, and tested all kinds of acupuncture methods, and sometimes Jia Zhang's pair of eyes rolled his eyes......

It wasn't until the people outside were anxious that Qin Huairu, who was standing on the side of the kang, had a suspicious look in his eyes, and Li Yuan began to perform the needle seriously, and five minutes later, the old and the young, who had been tossing for a day, actually fell asleep.

Li Yuan closed the needle at this time, opened the door and ignored Yi Zhonghai and Jia Dongxu, turned around and left.

Young people in the new era have to do good deeds and leave no merit and fame.

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