Bang!

The black-clothed doorman in the ring flew out upside down.

The posture of flying out is exactly the same as that of Wu Dalang before.

Even the appearance of a nosebleed is the same as that of Wu Dalang.

and the appearance of a blue nose and swollen face, which simply replicates the tragic situation of Wu Dalang.

There was silence in the ring, and everyone didn't see clearly how Pei Yiye made a move, but they felt that this person was unfathomable.

"I conceded."

Pei Yin bowed his hand to the black-clothed doorman, and turned his head to look at the old butler: "When I passed by just now, I heard that this martial artist is good at telling jokes. I Pei likes to listen to jokes the most in my life, I wonder if I can invite this fellow Daoist to sit in my room for a while? ”

How dare the housekeeper say half a word, he gave Wu Dalang a look, and signaled to serve the good students, don't talk nonsense.

With envy, jealousy, and hatred, a group of doormen watched the three of them leave.

Many doormen felt that they had beeped the dog, that Wu Dalang didn't look very good, and his cultivation was not very good, but somehow the dog was lucky, and he won the smile of the county lord soon after he came to Fengyue Villa, and it didn't take long for him to climb the legendary Pei Yiyi.

The guest rooms of Fengyue Villa are more luxurious than imagined, and they are worthy of being the emperor's special resort.

The three black rose girls in the guest room were immediately relieved to see Pei Yin come back with a smile.

Seeing Wu Dalang with a blue nose and swollen face, the three girls were full of question marks, what is the situation?

"The housekeeper is busy with official business, you don't have to accompany me, you can get busy."

Pei Yin first broke away from the old housekeeper, and then said to the third girl: "This is my new acquaintance, Wu Dalang, who is familiar at first sight." I'll talk to Brother Da Lang about a little bit of the topic between men, you guys will rest for a while. ”

The three girls thought that Pei Yin wanted to get the information of Fengyue Villa from the doorman, so they were quite cooperative, and they went back to their rooms to practice.

Pei Yin and Wu Dalang sat in the living room and suddenly unfolded the Dan Domain.

The Danyu in front of me is intriguing, replicating a bachelor apartment with an otaku and a laptop in front of him.

There was a split-screen screen on the computer, and three different art films were played with three different players.

And the otaku faced the computer screen and practiced the art of fighting left and right.

Suddenly, a cat demon came in from the balcony and scared the otaku to scream.

He didn't even wear pants, and he ran out.

The cat demon chased frantically and beat the otaku with a blue nose and swollen face.

Then, a fat man of about two hundred pounds appeared.

Seeing that familiar picture, Wu Dalang almost cried: "Brother, don't let it go, this is my black history." You suddenly did a replay, which evoked my psychological shadow. ”

The picture stopped abruptly, and Pei Yin smiled: "I thought I recognized the wrong person, but I didn't expect it to be you kid!" ”

"I didn't expect that the famous Pei Yiyi would actually be Ling."

Wu Jinbo looked around for a while, and lowered his voice: "It turned out that I thought that I was the only one who crossed into the other world. I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it, it was a group wear for a long time, and you also crossed over! ”

"Crossing?" The corners of Pei Yin's mouth twitched, and he was about to lose his breath.

"But isn't it, we came to another world from Xiuzhen Star inexplicably, isn't it a time travel?" Wu Jinbo is straightforward.

Pei Yin was speechless for a moment.

From the human realm to the earthly realm, it is essentially from one world to another.

It's said to be crossing, it's very reasonable!

Pei Zhenren couldn't refute it.

Wu Jinbo came to his senses: "Brother, tell me, how did you cross over?" ”

Pei Yin followed the topic: "No, you tell me first, how did you cross over?" ”

Wu Jinbo's swollen panda eyes revealed the melancholy of the eggs: "Don't mention it, blame me for being on the top for a while, and go to Kunlun Mountain for an adventure." inexplicably got into an ancient tomb, just like the old-fashioned plot in the online article, the tomb robbery was unsuccessful, and it was traversed in a daze. ”

Pei Yin's face fell: "Xiao Wu, you have changed, don't tell the truth anymore." If I'm not mistaken, you used to be a mortal, and now you are at least a third-order Dan realm cultivator. Fooling me with such an old-fashioned time-traveling plot, are you deliberately insulting me? ”

"I've woken up a long time ago, and I've left you a message, haven't you seen it?" Wu Jinbo looked aggrieved.

"When?" Pei Yin was stunned.

"It was that time when I stayed in the 6606 super suite of the Xinyue Hotel for half a month, and I used your super membership card to swipe more than two million." When Wu Jinbo said this, he was embarrassed.

Pei Yin remembered that after exposing the make-up demon, he lived in the Sword Garden and let Wu Jinbo go to the Xinyue Hotel for a while.

During that time, Wu Jinbo was stunned to turn the super suite into a super gun room, which made Mr. Pei embarrassed to live in the 6606 super suite again.

Later, he went to Qingcheng Dongtian, was caught by the empress to Dongsheng Shenzhou, and entered the Lock Demon Tower, too many things happened, he didn't bring a mobile phone at all, and it was impossible to see Wu Jinbo's message.

Pei Yin sorted out his thoughts, and his face softened a lot: "It's full of calculations, you have awakened for less than a year, and you have reached the third order so quickly, you kid can." Tell me, how did you do it? ”

"Brother, you still have the face to say that I insulted you, and it was you who insulted me at all. I'm a hammer compared to you. Wu Jinbo drooped his head, looking like a person who was more popular than a dead person.

"Don't get involved with me yet, tell me about you." Pei Yin got serious, Wu Jinbo came to the earth realm, it was incredible, he had to figure out the cause and effect.

"That's how it was...... I stayed in Super Suite 6606 and had an appointment with a dozen friars. ”

"Those monks thought I was a billionaire and were enthusiastic about me."

"Don't look at me when I was still a mortal, the girls also took the initiative to be touching, and they unlocked a new pose that was not available in art films."

"After about a week, I didn't understand what was going on, and suddenly awakened the spiritual root."

"And guess what?"

"I met a rich woman at the Xinyue Hotel, with a net worth of tens of millions, and she invited me to her house to officially deal with her."

"I know in my heart that she wants to use tens of millions to trap me hundreds of millions."

"But who am I? Buddy barefoot is not afraid to wear shoes. ”

"When I thought that I only had 3,000 yuan in my bank card, I didn't panic at all, and just left with her."

"After about a month, the exercises I inherited suddenly became complete...... Brother, don't look at me like that, I don't understand how I did it. ”

"Anyway, the rich woman was shocked, thinking that I was a genius, or the kind of noble son from a wealthy family who came out to experience life, and it was better for me."

"She has a three-star spiritual root, and her exercises are complete, and she makes progress with me every day."

"She also paid out of her own pocket, and she said that she was willing to give everything for me."

"It didn't take long for me to break through to the second-order Law Body Realm."

"I spent a total of more than 20 million on her to reach the peak of the Law Body Realm."

"Later, when the big event in West Lake City came out, I was worried when I watched the live broadcast, hating myself for being useless, and I wanted to help but couldn't."

"At that time, it was a strange state, and I suddenly felt that I had successfully married Dan."

"The rich woman was even more shocked, thinking that I was the second Weiyuan Pei Yin, she believed that I could copy your miracle and provide me with cultivation resources."

"But the consumption of the Danyu Realm is too great, and she needs spirit stones, and her little belongings are not enough."

"After eating soft rice for so long, I was embarrassed myself, so I decided to let her go and ran away overnight."

"Before leaving, I left her a note: Forgive me for my uninhibited indulgence and love of freedom in this life......"

Pei Yin was stunned when he heard this: "Dog, you spent all her money and dumped her, what do you call letting her go?" ”

Wu Jinbo said with a shy face: "Don't mention it, when it comes to this, I don't even feel like I have the face to see people." During that time, I was full of guilt, and I wanted to do a big job, take off in Wuhu, and then go back to her in a hurry. ”

Pei Yin knew that the main event was coming: "Go on, how did you take off from Wuhu?" ”

"After the Dan marriage, I met a few Dan Realm masters, and I heard them say that there are big treasures hidden in Kunlun Mountain. Decades ago, Zhang Tianshi and Emeishan Niu Zhenren both went to Kunlun Mountain. ”

Wu Jinbo said with a sad face: "I was on the head, I went to Kunlun Mountain to try my luck, and I got lost after walking for a few days." Brother, I really didn't make it up, I got into an ancient tomb at that time, and before I could understand what the situation was, I suddenly fainted with a flower in front of me. ”

"When I woke up, I was lying on a mountain."

"The place was full of stone monuments, like an old altar."

"I thought it was still Kunlun Mountain, looking for a way out everywhere."

"When I walked out, I realized that it was actually the Dragon Mountain Range."

"When I arrived in Bluestone City, as soon as the guards heard that my surname was Wu, they didn't embarrass me and let me into the city."

"Later, I found someone to inquire and realized that the emperor of this other world who dared to love was also surnamed Wu."

"The emperor's name is Wu Nianbo, and the common people want to avoid it, you know? I changed my name and called Wu Dalang. ”

Speaking of this, Wu Jinbo became emotional: "I, Wu Dalang, also have dreams, since I have crossed over, it means that I am the chosen one." I'm not going to make a big hair, am I worthy of the audience? ”

Wu Dalang had a dream, which caused Pei Yin to hold back again: "Chosen son, how big are you with a haircut?" ”

Wu Jinbo said in the tone of a professional: "Brother, you have also seen the mobile phone, but anyone who travels must be a hanger." If I can cross it, I must be open. ”

"At that time, I thought seriously about life, and I probably had a plug-in hidden in me."

"For example, the system, the white-bearded grandfather in the ring or something, in short, you have to occupy the same."

"It's weird, I studied it for a few days, but I didn't find out what my plug-in was."

"Who can bear this? Without cheats, wouldn't I be the most failed time-traveler in history? ”

"Just when I was doubting my life, I overheard someone talk about the Heavenly Dao Monument."

"At that time, I had a strong premonition that when I found the Heavenly Dao Monument, I would be able to activate the plug-in and go to the peak of my life."

Pei Yin probably understood: "Then why don't you go to Shendu, but come to Fengyue Villa as a guest?" ”

"Hey!" Wu Jinbo sighed: "Brother, I'm young, I'm still young." When I arrived at the gate of Shendu, I found that the surname Wu was not good, and I couldn't even enter the city gate. ”

"You don't know, I was almost killed at the city gate that day."

"Stepping on a horse, it's so unreasonable, how can I be such a miserable traverser?"

"It's all a lie, others take off as soon as they cross, and I am either starved or beaten when I cross."

Pei Yin couldn't cry or laugh, and the traverser Wu Jinbo was too comedic.

Wu Jinbo continued: "At that time, I was already penniless, and I couldn't open the valley, and I was so hungry that my chest was pressed against my back. ”

"One day I really had no choice, so I ran to Mingyue Mountain, trying to find some wild fruits to fill my stomach."

"When I arrived at the foot of the mountain, I accidentally discovered Fengyue Mountain Villa."

"I inquired with the villagers outside, and the county lord of Changle is known as the female Meng Wei, and she likes to recruit customers."

"As a representative of the history class in junior high school, doesn't this hit me at the muzzle?"

"Meng Weijun has chickens and dogs under his hands, and my kind of goods are also useful."

"I had the courage to knock on the door and say that I would be a guest for the county lord."

"It just so happened that the county lord was at home that day, and he personally met me and asked me what outstanding talent I had."

"Brother, you don't know, I was so nervous that I almost peed my pants."

Speaking of this, Wu Jinbo suddenly stroked the hair in front of his forehead, and was inexplicably angry: "At that moment, what a painful realization I had - among the traversers, there is a kind of literary copyist, and their plug-in is to copy Tang poems and Song lyrics, specifically fooling ancient girls." ”

"I realized it was time to show my talent."

"At that time, I had only one thought: come, county lord, and taste my decisive side."

"That day, I was inspired, and the starting technique was Li Bai's 'raise a glass to invite the bright moon, and the shadow became a trio'."

Pei Yin was attracted by this cool plot: "Is the county lord so fascinated by your talent that he can't find the north?" ”

Wu Jinbo wanted to cry without tears: "How can I be, I'm young, I'm young again." After listening to the poem, the county lord commented very heart-wrenching - the poem is a good poem, but every time he slaughters more dogs, he is mostly a reader, and the county lord does not like poets. ”

Pei Yin felt the twist of Shuangwen's plot: "Then what should you do?" ”

Wu Jinbo stroked his hair again: "What else can I do, I offended the county lord of Changle, can I have good fruits to eat?" At that time, I gritted my teeth and crossed my heart, and let go. ”

"Since it's not easy to copy poems, then I'll copy Internet jokes."

"It's really not good, I copied the talk show."

Speaking of this, Wu Jinbo looked like he was sluggish and easy to be cold: "I gambled everything and copied Xu Zhisheng and He Guangzhi's talk shows." ”

"Anyway, I'm also a witty man, changing the modern background to an ancient background, and adding fuel to the jokes."

"Then, the moment of the miracle came."

"The county lord sneered, you didn't see it, that look is simply ecstatic."

"I've been a doorman ever since."

"I've been in Fengyue Villa for half a month, and the county lord has looked for me three times, and every time I laughed at her."

"This made me understand my mission, a traveler like me, specially for these ancient people to popularize science Internet jokes, I won't do anything else."

Pei Yin gave a thumbs up when he heard it: "Xiao Wu, it's still you, I also think you're like a pig's foot." ”

Wu Jinbo exploded when he heard it: "Pig's feet are a hammer, these Dogecoin doormen in the villa are jealous of me one by one, and when they get the opportunity, they will challenge me and beat me, which pig's feet have you ever seen beaten every day?" ”

Pei Yin smiled mysteriously: "Since I'm here, your pig's foot halo will be solid, didn't my brother avenge you?" ”

Wu Jinbo was put to sleep on the spot: "It makes sense, when the protagonist in it encounters danger, there must be nobles to help." Hearing you say that, I myself feel like the best actor! ”

Pei Yin couldn't help laughing: "Haha, you can, it's worthy of you." Come, Best Actor, I'll heal your injuries first and restore the beauty of your male number one. ”

"No need." Wu Jinbo dodged a little.

Pei Yin raised his eyebrows: "What, can't you trust me?" Are you afraid that I will take the opportunity to hurt you, or are you afraid that I will check your cultivation? “

"Brother, misunderstanding, this misunderstanding is big." Wu Jinbo explained: "This little injury is not in the way, the county lord has spoken, and the doorman can learn from each other, and he must not be killed." ”

After a pause, this thing was so angry that he couldn't do it: "If I have a blue nose and swollen face, let the county lord see with his own eyes how those doormen bully people." I also want to let those doormen understand what it means to have milk for a crying child, and what is called the wisdom of a traverser! ”

(End of chapter)