Miao Li's true identity is like a boulder thrown into a calm lake, setting off a thousand waves with one stone.

The old and cunning bosses present didn't understand that Pei Yiye was suspected of splashing dirty water, but they couldn't stand Pei Yiyi's words, and even Miao Li's appearance and characteristics were depicted.

As we all know, Pei entered the Shendu overnight, first lived in the temple annex, and later retreated at the Yuelai Inn. The bigwigs all sent their eyes to star, and they were sure that Pei Yiyi had never been to the black market, let alone seen Miao Li in Xinglong Pawnshop.

The more well-informed bigwigs also know that Shopkeeper Miao has been in retreat for more than half a year, and no matter how many people want to see him, it is even more impossible for outsiders like Pei Yiye to meet him.

So the question is, why was Pei Yiye able to tell Miao Li's repentant message clearly?

This question is precisely the seed planted by Pei Zhenren.

When it takes root and sprouts, there will be a good show to watch.

Some seeds are able to grow into towering trees.

Some torrents are able to download wonderful art films.

All in all, seeds should not be underestimated.

Just when everyone was talking, the county lord and King Jing appeared at the same time.

Today, King Jing is wearing civilian clothes, deliberately making green leaves to set off the red flowers around him.

The lord of the birthday county, dressed in a ceremonial dress, looked like a fairy descending from the earth, and the younger monks present were fascinated by it.

The older old foxes were very calm on the surface, but there was also a commotion in their hearts, thinking about finding a concubine who looked like the lord of Changle another day, even if there were three points of similarity, it would be excellent.

After a period of greetings, the father and daughter sat on the main seat, and the banquet officially began.

For the first time, Pei Yin saw what the upper class of the Great Zhou Dynasty ate.

There are several kinds of fruits in the fruit bowl, which are spirit fruits, and the quality is quite good.

There is also the spiritual rhino hairy crab, which is more bullfork than the eighty-one pound psychic hairy crab in the human world.

Pei Yin also saw something familiar, the millions of mutated double-headed abalone in the Xinyue Hotel.

The name of this double-headed abalone in the Zhou country is: Beihai Lingmiao double-headed abalone.

An abalone is worth a superb spirit stone.

Resting in the human world Datang, that is a huge amount of 100 million.

Even if he is a lonely man of 100 million, he has never eaten such an expensive thing, and he has deeply experienced the luxury of the nobles of the Great Zhou.

Pei Yin had just finished eating an abalone when he heard a voice outside the door:

"The emperor has arrived!"

The guests, who were feasting, stood up tremblingly, and then knelt down in unison.

Everyone was full of question marks, a few meanings, I didn't hear that the emperor was coming to celebrate his birthday.

King Jing and the county lord exchanged a look, and did not reveal the pride of the emperor's grace, but was a little worried.

The father and daughter hurriedly walked to the door and knelt down, and King Jing spoke: "I don't know that the emperor is coming, and I missed the welcome, please forgive your majesty." ”

"Uncle Huang, please get up quickly."

A weak-crowned young man in a golden robe walked at the door, stretched out his hand to help King Jing up, and then looked around at everyone: "Get up, today is only about Fengyue, regardless of the monarch and minister, you must have fun." ”

Where did everyone dare to have fun, and sat back in fear and fear.

King Jing's father and daughter could no longer sit on the throne, and gave up their position to the young emperor.

As soon as the emperor sat down, he took off rhythmically, and he didn't think of himself as "I", and said: "I left the palace today, and there was a delay on the way, and I came a step late, and I couldn't live with Uncle Huang and Sister Mingkong, so I punished myself with three cups." ”

After speaking, he raised his wine glass and took a sip.

King Jing looked so flustered: "The emperor can't help it, Your Majesty has every opportunity, and it is already a blessing for my son to come in three lifetimes, how can you let Your Majesty punish wine, and the old minister is afraid." ”

"Uncle Huang doesn't have to be so detained, since I have spoken my words, how can I break my word." After the emperor finished speaking, he punished himself with two more glasses, and was so frightened that the six Shangshu followed suit, for fear that he would not be able to keep up with the rhythm.

The originally relaxed and pleasant banquet became tense.

Everyone was frightened, for fear that if they said the wrong thing, they would cause a catastrophe.

"Why don't you speak?" The emperor asked knowingly, and simply took the rhythm by himself: "I heard that the doormen of Fengyue Villa are all talented, I wonder if it can open everyone's eyes?" ”

"The reckless tricks of the rivers and lakes are difficult to wait for the elegant hall, and they dare not sacrifice their ugliness in front of the saint." The county lord of Changle politely refused.

"Sister, being too modest is pride. Who doesn't know that the doorman under your hand is talented and skilled, and my sister doesn't hide it for herself and don't want to share it with everyone? The emperor's words were unavoidable, implying that the county lord had raised private soldiers.

When it comes to private soldiers, at worst, it is a crime of usurping the throne and plotting rebellion.

"Don't dare, don't dare, Changle will call the doormen to come over." The county lord of Changle had difficulty riding a tiger, and glanced at the old housekeeper.

Soon a doorman came over and performed a sword dance in public.

It's flashy, but the action is pretty good.

That's it?

Many people have a question mark in their hearts, and the doorman of the county lord of Changle is not very good.

As everyone knows, this is the old housekeeper who understood the eyes of the county lord, and deliberately found a mediocre person to come over, so as not to be too eye-catching and arouse suspicion.

"Good!"

After the sword dance performance, the emperor suddenly applauded.

The ministers who are familiar with the emperor can't be rectified, when what kind of performance has not been seen today, today's vision is so low for Mao, even this level of sword dance actually applauded?

Now that the emperor has taken it away, everyone has no conscience and applauds.

The county lord of Changle chuckled in his heart, the person who came was not good.

"Sister Mingkong really has a hidden dragon and a crouching tiger under her hands, admire and admire." The emperor didn't know whether he was praising or scolding when he said this, but in short, he said with great interest: "Hurry up, let's do it again, I ...... I still want to see it. ”

The county lord of Changle was cross-minded and made a killer move: "Butler, go and invite Wu Dalang." ”

After a while, Wu Jinbo, who had a blue nose and swollen face, appeared.

A group of guests are full of question marks, bring a pig's head out, what kind of trouble is this?

The county lord of Changle didn't understand the situation, when was Wu Dalang beaten into a pig's head?

The old housekeeper understands life and relieved the siege for the county lord: "Distinguished guests, this Mr. Wu Dalang has makeup on his face, just like the harlequin in the play. Next, Mr. Wu will tell you a joke. ”

Everyone suddenly realized that deliberately pretending to be ugly and stupid harlequins is very common in the traditional dramas of the Great Zhou Dynasty.

There are also old rivers and lakes whose eyes are very poisonous, and they can see that Wu Jinbo's blue nose and swollen face are definitely not wearing makeup.

At this moment, Wu Jinbo was not afraid, but a little excited.

As a traverser, the big stage of his dream that he was looking forward to finally appeared.

In the eyes of the traverser, it is a platform to realize dreams.

So Wu Jin moistened his throat and began his performance: "It is said that once upon a time, in Nanzhan Buzhou, there was a man who sold cooking cakes in Yanggu County, a man named Wu Dalang, short as a winter melon, grandma didn't love his uncle and didn't love him, but there was a lady like a flower and jade, named Pan Jinlian......"

The story is narrated, Ximenqing hooked up with Pan Jinlian, and talked about Pan Jinlian's poisoning of Wu Dalang.

"Da Lang, it's time to drink medicine."

"Wu Dalang never dreamed that drinking that bowl of soup and medicine would bury his life."

"That night, Dalang died violently, Ximenqing and Pan Jinlian did whatever they wanted, and they actually did that kind of thing before Wu Dalang's coffin......"

Wu Jinbo tells a lot of stories, and his tone and demeanor are in place and fascinating.

The guests present listened very fascinated, and the younger generation of sons and brothers clenched their fists in anger.

"Ximen Qing and Pan Jinlian are happy all day long, thinking that they are hiding from the world."

"As everyone knows, people are doing it, and the sky is watching."

"Speaking of that Jingyanggang, there are tigers infested, and a person came on this day, named Wu Song, known as Wu Erlang......"

Wu Jinbo used a dismantling segmentation technique to cut into Wu Song's role, and from Wu Erlang's perspective, he told the story of the tiger hero who came to Yanggu County, found out the truth, killed Ximenqing, and cut off Pan Jinlian's head with a knife.

"Good!"

"Well killed!"

The young guests were excited and cheered.

This time, instead of taking the lead in applauding, he did not follow the usual path and asked: "This gentleman, the story you are telling is wonderful, but it is not like a joke. ”

Wu Jinbo didn't know the emperor either, and said mysteriously: "This distinguished guest, what I just talked about is the first part, and listen to the next part." ”

After a pause, he began his performance: "Speaking of Naxi Niu Hezhou, there is a man named Zhu Laosan. That Zhu Laosan was ugly, had no friends, no wife and children. ”

"After a lifetime of singleness, Zhu Laosan has two major wishes in his life: first, to have a good brother who takes care of each other and sticks a knife in both sides. Second, there is a beautiful lady who is like a flower. ”

"He prayed to God and worshiped Buddha day and night, and made countless wishes."

"Until one day, Zhu Laosan touched the gods and helped him realize his wish."

"Zhu Laosan woke up and found that he was different, he really had a good brother with a knife in both ribs."

"Next to his bed, there is a beautiful lady like a flower."

"The little lady was gentle and well-behaved, and the first thing she said to him was: Da Lang, it's time to drink medicine......"

Burst!

The emperor, who was holding a wine glass, squirted out a mouthful of wine.

The rest of the guests couldn't jump out and burst into laughter.

The county lord of Changle was quite satisfied, and the doorman Wu Dalang completely achieved the effect she expected.

It did not expose the cultivation strength of the people at the door, but it was able to win a full house, which was exactly the ending that the county lord wanted.

However, she guessed the beginning, not the end.

"Hahahaha!"

"Good, good!"

"Good story!"

"Good joke!"

The emperor applauded again and again, and laughed loudly: "Sister Mingkong's mansion really has strange people, which is eye-opening. ”

The county lord of Changle said cautiously: "Your Majesty has won the award, if Your Majesty likes it, you might as well bring Mr. Da Lang back to the palace and tell you jokes to relieve your boredom." ”

"A gentleman does not take the love of others, this matter must not be done." A trace of coldness flashed in the emperor's eyes, and he raised the courtiers, that was done by the faint monarch, and the county lord's sister deliberately gave him eye medicine just now.

The kings of the past dynasties must not suffer losses, and the emperor took advantage of the situation to counter the army: "Speaking of what I love, I suddenly remembered something." Sister, you are not too young, and the Queen Mother is heartbroken for Ling's marriage. I tried to marry many times, but I didn't know who my sister loved, so I didn't give up. ”

After a pause, the emperor said amazingly: "Today, I figured it out, my sister likes to raise doormen, and her mind is naturally on doormen." This Mr. Wu Dalang is talented and talented, and he and his sister can be called talented and beautiful. I will make the decision today, and I will marry the lord of Changle and Wu Dalang, I wish you a hundred years of good harmony and an early birth of a noble son! ”

(End of chapter)