Chapter 115: Accidents
"Genzi, what are you doing, come and sit for a while!"
Li Yuan entered the middle courtyard, and a group of old ladies who were sitting under the front porch of the West Wing listening to the radio greeted.
Lou Xiao'e also sat there, sitting in the middle with the deaf old lady, looking at Li Yuan's silly music.
Li Yuan's expression was worthy of the four words pure and flawless, and he shook his head and said: "I have to go in and read the medical book for a while, and then study and study, and I will treat Aunt Jia again tonight." ”
The smile on Jia Zhang's face froze, and there was a hint of fear and despair in his eyes......
The second aunt couldn't laugh when she saw it, and asked, "Yuanzi, how did you treat your Aunt Jia?" It doesn't hurt to be treated by others, why is she afraid of being like this? ”
Li Yuan smiled and said, "Sensei look at Aunt Jia's fat, but her body bones are actually weak, or can she always eat painkillers?" There is no way, I can only fight poison with poison and use fire needles to cure her. ”
The three mothers came out today with a big belly, and when they heard the fire needle, they felt that it was not simple, there was knowledge in it, and they hurriedly asked: "What is the saying of this fire needle?" ”
Li Yuan said with a smile: "There are many kinds of needles used in acupuncture. There are nine types of round needles and sharp needles. The smallest one is only one and a half inches, and the longer one is seven inches. But in fact, there is a plum blossom needle above seven inches, which can reach nine inches, but this kind of needle is generally not counted, and it is necessary to connect the plum blossom needle itself with a sense of qi in order to maintain an uprightness. From ancient times to the present, few people have been able to do it. ”
A group of old ladies listened to the chatter, and an aunt couldn't help but ask, "Genzi, even you can't do it?" ”
Li Yuan smiled: "Where am I now, it's far away!" ”
The daughter-in-law asked, "How many inches is that now?" ”
Li Yuan corrected seriously: "The silver needle I used is a few inches ......."
A group of mothers-in-law wanted to laugh inexplicably, and then began to burst into laughter.
It can be called a group of demons dancing wildly, and the heavenly demons roaring together.
The stupid pillar was stir-frying in front of the stove, and he was frightened by this sound.
The old and young masters in the courtyard also looked over one after another, and when they saw Li Yuan in the "hundred flowers", they were quite envious.
After finally calming down, Li Yuan explained: "I can barely afford to use the fire needle now, the fire needle is large, and the acupuncture after burning with fire. In fact, if Aunt Jia is willing, I can still use the giant one, and the effect is called authentic! ”
Aunt Jia's frightened head almost shook out of her neck, and she said in a loud voice: "No need, no need, no need!" ”
Li Yuan said regretfully: "Forget it, let's take our time." Let's talk slowly, and I'll go in and dig into it. ”
After he entered the house and closed the door, Liugen's daughter-in-law said to Lou Xiao'e: "Your man is really angry, unlike other men in our hospital, who are nothing when they don't go to work, either lying on the kang and not moving, or wandering around with the street gangsters." Look at you man, either to see a doctor, or to read a book yourself. ”
The third daughter-in-law of Fu said with a smile: "Sister-in-law Liu, what's the use of saying this?" Who is the life, we are like this, we deserve to find that. If Genzi is like this, we can't look forward to it. ”
Qin Huairu came out of the house with Xiaodang in her arms, and the slap marks on her face were already very faint and almost invisible.
Hearing this, his eyes fluctuated slightly, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.
Who said Bawang couldn't ......
But the next topic made people a little angry, and the third daughter-in-law asked Lou Xiao'e in a low voice: "Xiao'e, your man looks at Si Swenwen, so delicate." Can you have strength on the kang? ”
In the midst of laughter, many girls stared at Lou Xiao'e, who was red-faced.
This is a group of fierce women who dare to look at melons in the factory, don't underestimate it, what kind of simplicity and shame are used to put on people......
Lou Xiao'e was ashamed and blamed: "Third sister-in-law, what are you talking about......"
Fu Lao's third daughter-in-law didn't think there was anything, it was quite glorious, and said: "What can't be said about this!" My dead ghost is a piece of waste, and he was half tired and half dead in two hits, and he was bored with screaming. If it weren't for the two children getting older, the old lady would have hated to kick him! ”
There was another burst of shrill laughter, and the other daughters-in-law also spoiled the men of each family.
After a while, they besieged Lou Xiao'e together, Lou Xiao'e blushed so much that she could only whisper: "Yuanzi is very powerful, I ...... every night Two or three ......"
What the!
A group of girls almost didn't die of acid, and the second aunt snorted and laughed, and said: "This is really not bad, I went out to the toilet the night before yesterday, and I heard some movement...... Ouch, amazing, amazing! I can't see it......"
Jia Zhang couldn't listen to it anymore, and scolded: "Don't be ashamed! Shameless! Don't be ashamed! ”
The second aunt is not easy to mess with, and said: "What popped out of the stone of your Dongxu?" When she was an old widow, she pretended to be upside down. ”
Then a group of twits accused her of pretending to be pure.
As soon as Jia Zhangshi wanted to raise his eyes and scold, he heard the deaf old lady teach: "Zhang Erya, women are talking in the pile, what are you arguing about?" I don't want to hear about it and go home! ”
Jia Zhangshi endured it, but he couldn't hold back, and said, "Old lady, you are also an old widow, why are you listening to this?" ”
The deaf old lady was furious: "Fuck it, I'm an old widow now, didn't I have a man before?" Shut your foul mouth, and I'll see if I don't give you a crutch! ”
Others accused Jia Zhang's one after another, and she pursed her mouth when she was wronged.
At this time, Li Yuan's door opened, and the person came out of it, looked at Jia Zhang's face, and said in surprise: "Aunt Jia, where are you uncomfortable?" Check it out! ”
Jia Zhangshi was startled, waved his hands, and said, "I'm fine, I'm fine, I don't need you!" ”
Qin Huairu helped: "Yuanzi, you don't bully my mother-in-law, you have to treat it at night." ”
Li Yuan said regretfully: "It's done." I just learned a new method, but it's a pity that ......"
The stick terrier, who had been paying attention to the movement under the front porch, saw Li Yuan come out to talk to his grandmother, and immediately ran up and shouted: "Uncle Yuanzi!" ”
Li Yuan smiled and said, "Stick terrier, did you just grab the sugar?" ”
The stick terrier nodded and said, "I grabbed it, and I gave it to my grandma!" ”
Jia Zhang was stunned: Give it to me? Give it to me?
Seeing that her mother-in-law's expression was wrong, Qin Huairu hurriedly scolded: "Stick terrier, you tell the truth, did you give grandma candy?" ”
The stick terrier said aggrievedly: "Give it, I gave it to my father, let him give it to grandma." Grandma is not in good health, so I grabbed the candy for my grandma. ”
Qin Huairu still didn't believe it, she knew too well what virtues her son had, and asked, "Then why don't you give it to grandma personally?" ”
The stick terrier bowed his head and said: "I want to grab another one for my mother, so I asked my father to give it to my grandmother first, but I didn't grab ......"
Jia Zhang's heart was about to melt, and he hugged him and shouted, "My good terrier!" ”
The stick terrier was not embarrassed, and struggled out, Li Yuan praised: "The stick terrier, well done, is worthy of our Qinjiazhuang children." Still craving sugar? ”
The stick terrier nodded again and again, and Li Yuan said, "Come in with me, I seem to have another piece here." ”
The stick terrier followed into the house, and came out after a while, holding a piece of red shrimp crisp in his hand.
Jia Zhang's family was overjoyed, swallowed his saliva, and looked at the stick terrier.
As soon as Liu Guangqi brought his daughter-in-law to the door, he sent two pieces of candy.
She only ate half of it, she ate a piece of the stick terrier, and Jia Dongxu ate half of it.
Half a piece is not enjoyable, and the fruit candy is not as delicious as the red shrimp crisp.
If the stick terrier was still so filial, it would be nice to stuff this piece of candy into her mouth......
It's a pity that the stick terrier took the candy and ran away happily, calling back to the house to soak in water and drink.
Jia Zhang was very unhappy, and his eyes turned to Jia Dongxu, who was gossiping with people in the courtyard, but then pulled the corners of his mouth and gave up.
This son, although it is her life, must be said to be filial...... Forget it.
"Genko, have you finished reading the book?"
Lou Xiao'e asked with a smile on her face.
Her skin is very white, her eyes smile like crescent moons, and she is well-behaved and cute.
Li Yuan nodded and said, "I have figured out a difficult point, and today's task is over." You and the old lady and the aunt sit and talk for a while, and I'll go see if there's anything to help, Guangqi is my buddy. ”
Lou Xiao'e nodded and smiled: "Okay!" ”
Li Yuan said hello to everyone, and Qin Huairu also looked at each other, and then went to the atrium.
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"Dongxu, you're too picky, you're about to catch up with the three masters!"
After Wang Cailiang asked Jia Dongxu for cigarettes to no avail, he couldn't help but complain.
In the past, he didn't dare, don't look at being seven or eight years older than Jia Dongxu, but Jia Dongxu has Yi Zhonghai as a backer, Yi Zhonghai is not only an uncle in the courtyard, but also an eighth-level worker in the factory, and his status is far above them, so they don't dare to make mistakes.
However, Lao Yi's aura has faded a little recently, and they dare to speak out.
Jia Dongxu took out the cigarette case and said, "See for yourself, if it's gone." Can I not give cigarettes if I have them? ”
Fu Laosan sneered on the side: "Dongxu, you may really be related to the third master." Who doesn't know in our rolling mill that you usually put two cigarette cases in each of your two pockets. One has one in it, and four is enough for you to smoke for a day. Every time you take it out, isn't there only one? ”
Everyone burst into laughter, Yan Bugui smiled reluctantly, and complained in a low voice: "You can't eat or wear poor, and you can't calculate it." ”
In fact, they said that it was less, Jia Dongxu had a total of six cigarette boxes on him, one of which contained a cigarette, he had to smoke six during the day, and he had to smoke two more when he came back at night.
It's just that how can you admit this kind of thing, Jia Dongxu scolded with a black face: "Fu Laosan, you don't fart!" You come to me now, you can find one more cigarette box, I will cover your cigarettes for a year! ”
Fu Lao San said: "Okay! Search for it! ”
Jia Dongxu craned his neck and said, "What if you can't find it?" You buy me a month's worth of cigarettes, a pack of gold leaves a day, do you dare? ”
Yi Zhonghai observed the expression of the apprentice, knew it in his heart, and nodded: "This is good, no one should wronged anyone, no one should bully anyone, it is very fair." Dongxu, if you lose, you have to admit it, you can't lose your share of a man, you know? ”
Jia Dongxu nodded and said, "Master, don't worry, I know." Manly man, a spit and a nail, I'm not a bad seed! ”
Xu Damao and several young people were also coaxing on the side, and Fu Laosan had no choice but to go forward to search.
Nature has nothing to gain......
Qin Huairu, who was under the front porch of the West Wing, looked at Jia Dongxu who was complacent in the atrium, and actually felt a sense of disgust in his heart.
Jia Dongxu was not taken out of his cigarette case because he vomited this morning and changed his clothes.
But on weekdays, he does have six cigarette cases hidden on his body, one of which contains one......
If a man doesn't delve into the right path, he knows that he can't get on the table if he thinks about these dogskins, so it's no wonder that he can't rise to the level exam after several exams.
Jia Zhang's was overjoyed, and said loudly: "Fu Laosan, you have to be a gentleman, don't rely on the debt!" ”
Fu Lao's third daughter-in-law was unhappy, although she had already scolded her ancestors for eighteen generations, she still said hard at this time: "Isn't it just a pack of cigarettes a day?" Our family recognizes! ”
Fu Lao's face was like ashes, and he didn't dare to imagine what kind of encounter he would face when he returned home.
His daughter-in-law, the top two of him are still heavy......
Yi Zhonghai was also happy and said to Jia Dongxu: "Since you have won the January cigarettes, go back and get a pack to share with the big guys." Happy event, those who see it have a share. ”
The people around him became more and more happy, and said, "Why don't you say it's still our uncle?" Angry! ”
Jia Dongxu is also happy to be a good person and strive for glory, and after glancing at Li Yuan casually, he went home to get a cigarette.
I took one in my mouth first, and when I came out, I lit up the cigarette case, and said: "Authentic gold leaf, look at it, it's not an economic cigarette!" Brother Fu, don't buy it wrong! ”
Fu Laosan smiled very reluctantly and said, "Give me one, I'll taste it." "He usually smokes only eight cents of economic cigarettes.
Jia Dongxu sighed, took the root to Yi Zhonghai first, and said, "Master, you smoke first." ”
Yi Zhonghai usually doesn't smoke much, but he also smokes, and after taking the cigarette, he watched Jia Dongxu scatter around.
When it was time to disperse to Li Yuan, Li Yuan refused with a smile and said, "I can't smoke, I have a headache when I smell smoke." Dongxu, listen to my advice, quit, smoking is harmful to health. ”
Jia Dongxu rarely had the upper hand, and laughed: "Men can't smoke, so are they still called men?" ”
Li Yuan didn't refute much, retreated to the front porch, glanced at Lou Xiao'e, and said, "A pack of cigarettes is two cents and six cents, my family really can't afford to smoke." ”
A group of old ladies actually felt distressed, and scolded the forgetful man who smoked.
Jia Dongxu smiled disdainfully, picked up the match and lit it for Yi Zhonghai first, and then lit it for himself, swallowing the clouds and spitting fog......
For the first time in such a long time, it was the first time that Li Yuan was deflated, and he was happy!
The master and apprentice took a hard sip together!
However, Fu Laosan, who was standing opposite the two of them, felt that something was not quite right, how energetic were the two of them, and the cigarette butts were bursting with sparks?
Just as he was about to joke a few words, he heard "stick" and "stick" suddenly explode twice, and two puffs of black smoke rose up......
Everyone was stunned, and many people didn't even notice that the cigarette in their mouths fell to the ground, and looked at Yi Zhonghai and Jia Dongxu in a daze.
Two black faces, like African, are in a dizziness......
"East ...... Rising sun...... Yes!! ”
It had to be Jia Zhang's family, the first to react, crying and running into the courtyard, hugging Jia Dongxu and starting to cry and summon spirits.
Qin Huairu was also startled, and nervously stood up and ran forward with Xiaodang in her arms.
She was carrying a big stone in her heart, if Jia Dongxu died, their family would be over, who would make money......
Li Yuan also stepped forward to check, and took the opportunity to walk around and stepped on several firecracker flying debris, and the debris disappeared quietly......
At present, everyone's attention is on Yi Zhonghai and Jia Dongxu's master and apprentice, but no one notices him.
Jia Zhang's family deserved the title of a soul conjuring expert, and quickly recruited Jia Dongxu's soul back.
Jia Dongxu shook his head indifferently, wiped his face, and looked down at the remaining cigarette ...... in his hand
It's fucking, what smoke?!
What happened......
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(End of chapter)