In the 1118th year of the Tianfeng Continent and the 38th year of the Mandala Empire, Valencia finally sat on the long-awaited imperial seat and accepted the worship of hundreds of officials as Mandala III.

The year 1118 was not a good year in the eyes of the priests of the countries of the Heavenly Wind Continent. The Cangwu Empire in the east experienced the largest tsunami in a thousand years in March, while the contradictions between Chihe and Sebai in the west continued to escalate, and a major war was about to break out. To the south, Ningnan is planning an intensifying economic invasion. The Mandala Empire, located in the Central Plains, lost their greatest founding emperor, Emperor Taizu Rijkaard, on the third day of the new year. In February, the second emperor Ramrak was sent away

In 1118, natural disasters continued, swords rose everywhere, superstars fell, and mountains and rivers changed color. And it was also this year that a man who should not have appeared on this continent - appeared.

Our story begins in 1118 with the wind in a small town called Leping in the Mandala Empire

Maragobi's, where is this?

Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming, Qing?

Hu Wei looked at the scene in front of him stupidly with his mouth open, and he couldn't speak for a long time.

Hu Wei remembered that today, as usual, went out to sell wild medicine with Master. As soon as he caught a big fat sheep, the chengguan came. We are old guerrillas, can we still let the chengguan catch us? As soon as we whistled, we picked up our things with the master and ran

But the question is, how did you get here?

What exactly is this?

"Hey, hey, offspring, borrowed, borrowed"

Hu Wei was in a daze, and suddenly a cart passed by him, and the car was full of pears, and he was afraid of three or four hundred catties. The big man pulling the cart didn't seem to have a good temper and yelled at him.

Only then did Hu Wei realize that he was standing in the middle of the road, blocking the way of others, and hurriedly flashed to the side to let people pass. When the cart passed, Hu Wei's long sleeves shook and smoothed a big pear.

This is completely Hu Wei's habitual action, he and the master walked the rivers and lakes, selling wild medicine for a living. Sometimes I don't have a business, and I often change my career to steal a chicken, touch a dog or something. Fortunately, the eight gates of the rivers and lakes have something in common. Although Hu Wei was born in the 'tired door', he also dabbled in other ways. In short, half starved and half full, he traveled most of China.

The tired family mainly practiced medicine and sold medicine for a living, and worshiped Bian Que as the ancestor. Unlike the other seven doors - book, fire, wind, jue, want, surprise, and drift are all deceptive, and the tired door still has some real skills. It belongs to the true and the false, and the false and the true. Of course, it is your luck to cure well, and it is your life to cure badly.

Hu Wei has walked the rivers and lakes with his master for many years, some days when he was regarded as a miracle doctor and a living Bodhisattva, and there were also times when he was trampled on 10,000 feet and never turned over. In short, I have tasted all the ups and downs.

From the death of his parents at the age of seven and his desperate way to worship his master to the present, thirteen years of ups and downs can be regarded as a professional birth. However, they are all wild people, and no one looks at them seriously from the people who came out of the regular medical school. All their lives, they can only set up small stalls on the street and make a living.

There was a slogan in the door, "Don't stay anywhere for three days." That means that after three days, there will be trouble. Of course, there is also a day when I can't stay and change places.

Hu Wei has long been accustomed to the wandering life, and after being frightened when he first arrived here, he also developed a strong interest in this place.

The most important thing in walking the rivers and lakes is eyesight. Hu Wei took a closer look and found that the standard of living here was probably similar to that of the Tang and Song dynasties in ancient China, and of course, it could also be the Three Kingdoms. He didn't read much and didn't know much about the production and life of people in ancient China.

However, this is probably not ancient China. Most of the pedestrians on the street wore linen clothes and cloth clothes, and a few wore leather robes.

When Hu Wei and Master went out to open a stall, they were wearing cloth robes, so they were not very conspicuous here. If you're wearing a T-shirt and jeans, it's a bit of a big problem.

In addition, Hu Wei also found a problem, that is, it is difficult to use the renminbi here. He tried it just now, took out ten dollars and threw it on the ground, but no one picked it up. This has to be changed to normal times, Hu Wei must be very happy, how many people here are 'pure'. But now, he couldn't laugh at it. The renminbi is not good, which means that he is now penniless.

The only thing that reassures Hu Wei is that he can understand the language and writing here. This is a blessing in disguise.

After observing for a long time, Hu Wei's stomach growled. I've been here for a few hours, and I've only eaten one pear, and I'm really a little unbearable. rummaged through the whole body, except for some medicine drama props that attracted attention, there was nothing on his body. Even half of the leftover pancakes from the morning were lost.

However, there are medicine drama props, and Hu Wei still has some confidence in his heart. Although the tired door mainly sells medicine, in order to attract people, there are two tricks. Today, let's play a few hands here and get a few copper coins (Hu Wei has already observed, copper coins are used for trading here), and I can deal with a meal.

Just do it, Hu Wei found a vacant lot in a place with a large flow of people. He has lived in the rivers and lakes for more than ten years, and he is familiar with these.

Find a flat stone, put the things on the stone, tear your throat apart, and start with an opening statement. Usually, when shouting the opening remarks, it is usually struck a few times first to attract attention. But now that the gong is gone, I can only shout.

"Uncles and brothers, old and young masters, uncles, aunts, girls and aunts. The younger brother came to Guibao Land for the first time, and he couldn't return to his hometown after a short period of entanglement, so he came here to borrow a realm of feng shui to give you a few small tricks. Please also ask everyone to have a money field, and if you don't have money, you can hold a personal field, my brother is here, thank you in advance."

No matter which dynasty or generation, people always like to watch the excitement, and the place chosen by Hu Wei is good, these voices went down, and soon surrounded a lot of people. Hu Wei was secretly happy in his heart, and said that the money for today's meal should be settled. As soon as a man is gathered, he cannot be let loose. So Hu Wei continued to shout:

"That friend asked, seeing that you are young, will you order?

But I want to tell this friend that as the saying goes, ginger is old and spicy, and chili pepper has to be small and spicy. There are no threes and threes, and I dare not go to Liangshan. Without four taels of iron, how dare you hit a half-catty knife. The little brother dares to stand here today, and naturally he has a few unique skills.

The friend said again, you stood here and chattered for a long time, and I didn't see you have any unique skills.

Now that my friend has opened his mouth, let's not just talk about it. Next, the little brother will give you a hand first--swallow white porcelain. ”

Hu Wei said, and took out a handful of 'white porcelain tiles' from his pocket. Why did Hu Wei come here first? Because he had already observed that there was also porcelain in this place, he decided to come here first, and play something else, because he was afraid that people would not understand it.

Hu Wei spread out the white porcelain piece in his hand and walked around in front of the crowd for the onlookers to see, so as to show that his 'porcelain piece' was not fake.

In order to convince others, Hu Wei also pulled an old man and said: "This old man, come and see if this is the porcelain piece broken by the teapot and bowl used at home." ”

The old man nodded again and again, and Hu Wei shouted "Come on", grabbed a large piece, and swallowed it in one bite. As soon as the porcelain piece was swallowed, Hu Wei's face instantly turned red, and he kept holding his chest and patting his back, pretending to be uncomfortable by the porcelain piece in his throat.

When the crowd saw it, they were a little panicked.

There was a kind concern: "Young man, how are you?"

Those who have bad intentions secretly laugh at this time there is a good show.

In fact, what Hu Wei swallowed was just a sea crab. The sea clam, also known as squid bone, is white and brittle, and its nails become powder when they are scraped. The people of the rivers and lakes made it into a porcelain piece, and it can't hurt people if you swallow it.

Hu Wei watched the play almost as well, so he shouted 'down' again, only to see that his throat moved, and the piece of porcelain was swallowed into his stomach.

Hu Wei closed his fists and won applause.

"Good. ”

"One more. ”

Hu Wei saw that the crowd was boiling, and he was secretly happy in his heart, and he got a 'landing sound'. It seems that today's meal money has been settled.

It's just one performance, and it's impossible to reach out and ask for money right away. Hu Wei touched it in his pocket and touched a tightrope, and he wanted to perform a one-handed broken tightrope, but after thinking about it, it is estimated that there is no tightrope in this place. So he took out a few stones, ready to crush them in the palm of his hand.

His stones are real, but he's already done it. The stone was cut through the crack by him with wire, and then soaked in shallot juice and elm water, these medicinal materials have a corrosive effect on the stone, as long as he finds a good position, he can shoot the stone away.

Hu Wei took advantage of this excitement, set up the stones, pretended to take a breath of dantian qi, and was about to shoot down. Suddenly, in the crowd, people were separated into a road, and several big men were squeezed in.

These big men are tall and big, and their arms are almost thicker than Hu Wei's thighs. One of them, as soon as he came in, shouted: "With so many people around, I thought there was something to see." It turned out to be a stone split. Let's have something else. ”

Hu Wei seemed to be not a city manager, and he was a little relieved. In the past few years, he has been chased by the chengguan, and he has a shadow in his heart, looking at everyone who looks a little like the chengguan.

Hu Wei is an old man, and when he heard what people said, he knew that these people were here to play on the field. Jianghu people have the rules of Jianghu people, and every place they go to, they have to worship the wharf. That is, to say hello to the gangsters in that area.

Besides, when he first arrived here, he didn't know what the rules of this place were, so he wanted to mix up the money first. I didn't expect the kickers to come so quickly.

Hu Wei made a few cuts in the rivers and lakes to a few big men, meaning to look back and pay homage to the past. This is a common thing in the rivers and lakes, and with this greeting, people will not be chaotic anymore.

But those big men didn't react at all, it seems that this incision is not common here, and Hu Wei is a little embarrassed.

The big man who spoke was a quick temper, seeing Hu Youleng there, he didn't talk and compared his hands, and he couldn't help but get angry, grabbed Hu You's stones, held them with his hands, and all of them were slag of stones, spread them out in front of Hu You, and said:

"Did you hear me say something else?"

Hu Wei looked at it and was a little dumbfounded. Not all the stones that this big man grabbed were soaked in medicine. The stone used to cushion the bottom, but I picked it up on the side of the road just now, and the hardness is not small. He actually scratched it all up. This is real kung fu!

Hu Wei muttered in his heart, but his face remained silent. This is the most basic skill of Jianghu people. When people are frightened, your face is earthy, so how can you eat this bowl of rice?

Hu Wei calmed down and asked with a smile: "I don't know what tricks this big brother wants to see?"

The big man glared at him and said, "What do I care about what you have become?" Anyway, if you don't let me see it today, hum."

Only then did Hu Wei know that this big man was not here to play the game, but to see the trick. If you want to see tricks, it's easy to do, there are a lot of tricks here!

Hu Wei smiled and said: "Since this big brother wants to watch it, then I will give everyone a performance."

When Hu Wei said this, he was a little stuck. Because many of the props on his body have been lost, and the few things left now are all some props for hard qigong. With this big man's ability to grab rocks, he will definitely not be satisfied with these.

Hu was so anxious that his eyes were looking around, and suddenly his eyes lit up, and he saw a little scholar. Hu Wei only loves beautiful women in his life, not good men, the little scholar is not the reason why he is happy, he is happy about the picture scroll in the little scholar's hand.

Hu Wei snatched the scroll from the scholar's hand, and then said: "Next, I will perform a washing word and removing ink for everyone." ”

Hu Wei took the scroll in his hand, shook it open with one hand, first glanced at the big man, and then showed it to everyone. At the same time, with his other hand, he secretly took out a bottle of faded spirit and sandwiched it in his hand, and secretly sprinkled the faded spirit on the scroll while walking in front of the crowd.

This fading spirit is not Hu Wei's medicine play props, this is when she went out this morning, the eldest sister who sold fake invoices next door brought her husband Wang Lao Er to her husband Wang Lao Er. When Hu Wei opened the stall, he didn't see Wang Lao Er, so this bottle of faded spirit has been placed on his body. Just now when he saw the scroll in the scholar's hand, he remembered this thing, and when he touched it, he still had it, so he decided to perform this.

Fading is a modern high-tech product, and it is really simple to deal with this kind of antique ink painting. Hu Wei came back in a circle in front of the crowd and showed the scroll to the big man, which had turned into a blank piece of paper.

The big man rubbed his eyes in surprise and shouted, "Okay!"

The crowd of onlookers had never seen such a miraculous thing, and they applauded.

The scholar was also fascinated, and after shouting a few hellos, he remembered that the painting was the favorite of Mrs. Han, and he would not change it. Now he panicked, and he was so anxious that he was about to cry. ran up and grabbed Hu Wei and cried: "Master, this painting is my old lady Han's favorite, you can quickly change it back." ”

Hu Wei was enjoying the applause of everyone, and when he heard the words of the scholar, he didn't take it to heart. The heart said that if you have a broken painting, it will not be worth a few dollars, and after a while, the master will get the money, and he will share a little bit of you, that is. So he said very casually: "I wash the words and remove the ink, but it's really hard work, and I can't come back if I change it." You wait on the side, I'll give you another one later, and your master will be happy to die. ”

When the scholar heard this, he hurriedly said: "That's not good, my old lady's painting is a thousand dollars that will not be changed, you must change it back." ”

When Hu Wei heard this, his heart suddenly became angry. The heart said that you are a little fart child, you are not small, you dare to play 'fairy jumping' with the master, and you don't inquire, the master is the ancestor of this industry.

Hu Wu's heart was on fire, and he decided not to even give the scholar money for painting, so he fooled the scholar and said: "Isn't it just to change back, okay! However, it's a little more difficult to change back, after I cast the spell, you must go back to the house to open it, otherwise it won't work." ”

After Hu Wei finished speaking, he jumped a few times pretending to be a ghost, then put the picture scroll in his arms, stuffed it into the scholar's arms, and said, "Okay, take it back quickly, your mother told you to go home for dinner." ”

After Hu Wei fooled the scholar away, he was ready to continue performing. He thought that there were only three things, and if he performed one more, he should collect the money.

But just as he was thinking about what to do next, he felt that something was wrong. Not only are there fewer and fewer people waiting to see the trick, but even the big man left in a hurry. What's going on?

In fact, Hu Wei didn't know that when he fooled the scholar just now, someone saw that he couldn't change the painting back. What kind of person is Mrs. Han? That's a tyrant in these four miles and eight towns, he is nicknamed Han Batian, and his son Han Jinshan is the guard of this Leping town. In this area, it is bullying men and women, and lawlessness. Just two days ago, this old lady Han also robbed the fifteen-year-old daughter of the Li family to go back to be the seventeenth aunt.

The two elders of the Li family went to sue the officials, but the officials and officials protected each other, not only did they not help them make the decision, but instead took the opportunity to beat the old man Li with a board, and the old man Li was so angry and in pain that he was still lying on the bed and couldn't get up! Seeing that a catastrophe is coming, who is still stupid to stay here? If you get into trouble, where can you cry?

Before Hu Wei could figure it out, he saw a dusty pile in the distance, and the scholar came back with a large team of men.

When Hu Wei saw this situation, he immediately guessed a rough idea.

The ancestor has a saying, and the wind is tight--nonsense. ！