Is this to watch me go to the toilet?
However, this performance is not over yet, this thundercloud is just a Taoist performance.
At this moment, the Taoist priest suddenly made a handprint, and suddenly four hands grew out of the Taoist priest's back.
Li Xiuzhu was stunned, three heads and six arms, the three heads didn't see it, but these six arms were there, and I didn't know if these four hands were easy to use.
seemed to hear Li Xiuzhu's heart, but the four hands behind him suddenly moved, like real arms, twisting in the wrist, fingers sealing, and then bending into the Dharma in the hands.
Is this a puppet or a trap?
But no matter what it is, if this hand can really be used flexibly, then if nothing else, killing people is not a big problem.
At this moment, the slightly hunchbacked old woman also moved.
"The rain is coming!"
As the old woman's words fell, suddenly the rain was drenched under the thunderclouds.
Li Xiuzhu looked at Lei Yun deadly, knowing that the secret might be hidden in it.
In fact, he was not the only one who was dumbfounded, but the civil and military officials and the princes and daughters were also the first to see such an awesome illusion.
At this time, the strong man on the side also made a move.
I saw the other party make a few bells and whistles, and shouted: "Cloud from the dragon, the golden dragon is born." ”
With a loud shout from the middle-aged man, a dragon chant sounded in this hall first.
Immediately after that, a golden dragon head came out from under the dark clouds, getting longer and bigger, and it was already more than three feet long in the breath.
The golden dragon is lifelike, and even the dragon's whiskers are shaking, which shows its skill.
Li Xiuzhu was silent for a moment, and suddenly looked at the food and wine on the table.
He was very suspicious that he had been drugged.
There is a lot of food on the table, and if it is food, not everyone will eat it, is it alcohol?
You must know that everyone has to toast Li Kuo at the banquet.
Li Xiuzhu was only silent for a while, and didn't dwell too much, just watched a magic trick performed by Liu Qian.
Suddenly, the golden dragon dissolved into gold dust and fell to the ground, but four words appeared out of thin air in the space where the gold dust slashed.
Da Zhou Yongchang.
As soon as the four words appeared, the corners of Li Xiuzhu's mouth twitched.
The next second, what he expected happened.
I saw my father-in-law and Wu Anjun of the military general group getting up and giving up at the same time.
"Congratulations, Your Majesty, this is auspicious."
"Your Majesty is blessed, Great Zhou is blessed."
It's not that the two react the fastest, but the two are the representatives of the hundred officials, if they don't speak, you dare to speak first, then wait to wear small shoes.
Li Xiuzhu was numb, endured awkwardness and stood up with everyone, and complimented.
"Father Wanfu, Great Zhou Wanfu."
"Your Majesty is blessed, Great Zhou is blessed."
Li Kuo was also very happy to see those four words.
"Good, good, good! Spread my will, the golden dragon descended, auspicious appeared, and at the beginning of the new year, amnesty was granted to the world. ”
Hey, this is an amnesty? Don't be too beautiful today's condemned prisoners.
Yes, amnesty does not include death row prisoners and rebellion. But the condemned prisoner will be transferred to serve his sentence, which means that he does not have to die.
If you encounter another amnesty, congratulations, you are free.
The only thing that will not be pardoned is rebellion.
"All of you Aiqing sit down."
Li Xiuzhu drank too much wine and didn't sit down, turned around and walked out of Hanyuan Hall.
Coming out of the side door, Li Xiuzhu looked at the palace maid on the side and said, "Take me to the flower room." ”
The flower room is the meaning of the thatched toilet, but the palace is basically used with a bedpan, and the lid is taken away after going to the toilet.
So if you don't have a palace maid to lead, you can't find a toilet even if you look for it.
"My lord and the slave."
After speaking, the little palace maid had already taken the lead and took Li Xiuzhu to one of the rooms in a row.
I saw that there were commodes in the room, obviously specially prepared for this banquet.
The little maid took a commode to the middle and put it down, and pulled out the plank under the cushion.
"Your Excellency, please."
Li Xiuzhu was just about to take off his pants, when he suddenly felt that something was wrong.
Well?
He turned his head to look at the palace maid who was watching from the side and asked in confusion, "Aren't you going out?" ”
The little palace maid was stunned when she heard this.
"Don't you need to serve?"
"Serve?"
Li Xiuzhu's big eyes showed a little doubt, how can this serve? Watch me pee?
It's outrageous, it's outrageous, it's outrageous, right?
Suddenly, my little palace maid understood, this adult must be a new adult to enter the court this year, too, such a young man must be a new to the court, and he doesn't understand the enjoyment of the top people.
The little palace maid smiled and explained: "My lord, the slave maid is going to help you clean up your body after you go to the toilet. ”
Cleanse your body? Li Xiuzhu suddenly understood, but subconsciously asked.
"Wipe your ass?"
Suddenly, the little palace maid's face turned red, but she still nodded.
"Yes sir, not just wipe your ass, but also wipe your ......"
Li Xiuzhu really understood it all now, but he couldn't help but think of that picture in his heart.
The people who grew up in this palace have a bunch of people helping to deal with hygiene every day, and they can't take care of themselves for decades.
Well, it's not just the palace, those families are probably the same, and he doesn't know much about a little dick like him.
Li Xiuzhu smiled at the palace maid.
"You go out first, I'm not used to someone looking at me, I can take care of myself."
"This ......"
Seeing the palace maid hesitate, Li Xiuzhu continued: "Don't worry, I won't tell anyone. ”
The palace maid reluctantly said, "Okay, I'll wait for the adults at the door." ”
Li Xiuzhu is the first time she has seen such a person, it is not that she has never seen other new scholars from the Han family, but those people are no different from other officials, and they will also let her serve after she explains.
Li Xiuzhu waited for the palace maid to go out, and then he happily solved his personal problems.
Whew, that's right, isn't it strange for someone to look at it?
When Li Xiuzhu went out, the little palace maid had already poured a basin of clean water.
After Li Xiuzhu washed his hands, he asked, "Can I walk around now?" It's too stuffy in the hall. ”
The little palace maid was stunned, and Li Xiuzhu's words were unexpected again.
According to her understanding, who doesn't want to stick to the Hanyuan Hall now and show his face in front of His Majesty.
The little palace maid thought for a while and said, "The adults in the side hall of Hanyuan Hall can wander around at will, but except for leaving the palace, they can't leave Hanyuan Hall at will. ”
Li Xiuzhu nodded, turned his head and left.
The little palace maid was stunned, she wanted to lead the way, but after thinking about it, it didn't seem necessary.
No matter where the passage leads to the Hanyuan Palace, there will be guards, including the way out of the palace, so there is no fear of people running around.
Li Xiuzhu walked casually, and suddenly came to a side hall, the decoration of this side hall was completely different from the previous flower room, and it looked very high-end.
Li Xiuzhu pushed curiously, and the door opened effortlessly.
Li Xiuzhu listened along the crack in the door, although there was the noise of gongs and drums outside the city, but with the blessing of internal force, he could still accurately distinguish whether there was anyone inside.
Nobody's.
Li Xiuzhu hesitated for a moment, thinking that the palace maid just now said that it should be no problem to go shopping, right?
(End of chapter)