Li Liuli: I think BT is a BT

"No, it's impossible, I've tried the Dragon Tiger Pill, the Dragon Tiger Pill is all real, how can the Zhuyan Pill be fake?"

Li Xiuzhu smiled disdainfully when he heard this.

"Dragon Tiger Dan?"

"It's the elixir that made you seven times a night, right?"

"Laugh to death, I can match you with more than a dozen kinds of this tiger and wolf medicine, which can make you cool to death."

Speaking of this, Li Xiuzhu suddenly thought of something funny, and suddenly said to Du Sanniang: "Let's lock people up first, I suddenly thought of something funny." ”

Du Sanniang was stunned again, how could this person change his order day and night?

But she doesn't care, she has already seen that this person will not end well, but she is looking forward to Li Xiuzhu's next operation.

"Okay!"

Fang Siming breathed a sigh of relief when he heard that his limbs had been saved.

Don't care what happens next, at least keep it now, and if you keep it, there may be a turnaround.

Fang Siming didn't intend to sit still, he was thinking, thinking about what kind of conditions Li Xiuzhu needed to release him.

At this time, he was a little annoyed by his greed, why was he fascinated by Li Liuli's little girl?

No, I don't blame him, it's that little girl's skin is too good-looking.

If it is as long as that Sanniang will definitely not cause Brother Li to be annoyed and angry.

At this point, he calmed down and reacted a little.

Li Xiuzhu was probably scaring him, he must have been angry that he had seduced the princess.

What a mistake!

However, Li Xiuzhu is still angry, so let's think about how to make Brother Li angry.

Wait for Li Xiuzhu to be angry, and then ask for Sanniang.

He has such a beautiful princess, these three mothers will definitely not take it to heart.

I don't know if my own Lao Tzu will come to me if he knows that he has lost it, he should be.

At this time, he calmed down and was not so afraid, his father was a bachelor of Hanlin Academy, although he had no grade, but he was the prince's attendant, and he had the ability to enter the palace and face the saint.

After three years, he can still go out as an official, needless to say, the grade, let alone the third grade, he is also the second generation of officials.

So when he calmed down, he didn't believe that Li Xiuzhu dared to kill him at will.

At the same time, Li Liuli looked at her husband curiously and asked, "Husband, how are you going to clean up that guy?" ”

"Hmm, you don't want to let him go, do you? Then I don't depend on you. ”

Li Xiuzhu smiled amusedly when he heard this: "What made you have the illusion that your husband is a bully?" ”

Li Liuli was not only not unhappy when she heard Li Xiuzhu's words, but said with a smile: "I knew that you couldn't bear it, husband, so I cleaned him up." ”

Saying that, Li Liuli blinked her big eyes and said weakly: "Husband, you really don't blame me." ”

Li Xiuzhu, who saw through Li Liuli's careful thinking at a glance, said lightly: "Punish you for giving me a warm quilt tonight." ”

"Okay, it's up to you, but husband, you have to tell me how you plan to punish that surnamed Fang."

Li Xiuzhu smiled when he heard this.

"He doesn't like tiger and wolf medicine, I'll give him some."

"Then lock him up and give him a sow."

"Give him two chickens the next day, one may not be able to withstand his bullying."

"On the third day, give him two big carp."

"On the fourth day, arrange for him a wild dog, it has to be a big dog, and it has to be a male dog."

"On the fifth day, arrange a mule for him to be in heat."

"On the sixth day, give him a breeding stallion."

Li Liuli's three daughters immediately had a picture in their minds when they heard this, and they couldn't help but shudder, and they had to admit that her husband's move was simply too shady.

It's just that they don't understand a few small problems.

Li Liuli asked first: "Husband, I can still understand what you said in the front, why do you want to find a male dog in the back?" And the mule and the stallion should also be male, right? ”

"Is it really the place where the surname Fang stinks?"

As she spoke, Li Liuli made up the picture in her brain again, and couldn't help but shudder.

At this time, Du Sanniang asked strangely: "The wild dog is so fierce, aren't you afraid that he will be bitten to death?" Yes, we can fix him first, so he can do it. ”

"But how do we fix the mules and horses? The mule and the horse are so tall, even if we help him fix it, we have to give him a stool to operate it, right? Wouldn't it be too much trouble? ”

Fu Yuehua covered her head and looked at these two BT girls, a little unbelievable how such a beautiful person could come out of her mouth with such strange words.

"It's over, these two little guys have been taken by their husbands, look what strange women they have become."

"Why don't you let the two little girls stay away from him?"

Li Xiuzhu: ......

Although Li Xiuzhu was speechless, he could only be speechless, and at this time he suddenly understood Fu Yuehua's previous feelings.

When you hear a voice that is unfriendly to you, you have to treat it as if you didn't hear it, and you can't find trouble and feel aggrieved.

Is he the one who brought these two women?

However, Li Xiuzhu still pretended to be casual and smiled evilly at Li Liuli and Du Sanniang.

"Who said we should fix him, why can't we help those wild dogs and mules fix him?"

"Huh?"

"Ah???h

"Ah!!h

Three voices in a row represent the different complex mental paths of the three people.

Li Liuli didn't expect such an operation, which made her feel like her eyes lit up.

Du Sanniang didn't expect it, and at the same time was a little dazed. By dogs, by mules, and by stallions.

She's probably seen how big the family's horse is, and it's going to crack, right?

Fu Yuehua was stunned, and at this moment, she was inexplicably a little sympathetic to Fang Siming.

Fang Siming, who was still thinking about good things, didn't know what kind of tragedy would greet him in the future, and if he knew, he might want to die.

Li Xiuzhu looked at Du Sanniang and continued: "Sanniang, so you will unload Fang Siming's bones from the fourth day, so that he will not struggle and it will be convenient for you to operate." ”

Du Sanniang's face turned red when she heard this, and she looked to the side embarrassedly and asked, "Can't you let the guards do it?" ”

"People are still yellow flower girls, but they don't want to see such a dirty thing."

Li Xiuzhu shrugged his shoulders and said, "Of course, how to operate is arranged by you, isn't this that you are the housekeeper of the family, I won't tell you who to talk to." ”

"Well, you go and arrange the animals I said first, it's easy to find anything else, mainly the mules and stallions in estrus have to be contacted by you."

"There are also wild dogs that have to be fed in advance, so that he can eat enough and nourish his physical strength before he can work."

"In addition, help me prepare silver herbs, dodder seeds, Suoyang, yellow essence, fairy grass, and schisandra...... Half a catty each. ”

"And the bullwhip, the tiger whip, the ox loin, the lamb loin...... Two of each. ”

Good guys, lethal amounts, huh?

The corners of Du Sanniang's mouth twitched when she heard this, but she still nodded.

"It's a bit of a lot, or I'll write it all down, or I'm afraid I'll forget."

"Okay, I'll write to you when you get to the study later."

(End of chapter)