Zhang Xiao rubbed her eyes, thinking that she had seen it wrong, and looked towards the blackboard again.

That's right, it's the kind of guy wearing a certain official uniform with his hands outstretched, Lockhart doesn't know who to get it, and the picture posted on the blackboard is still a gif dynamic picture.

That is, the moving pictures of wizards.

The zombie was jumping around with its arms outstretched, occasionally stopping to open its mouth at the little wizards to bite them.

The little wizard, who had never seen such a thing, was startled, and shrunk his neck back in horror, and then couldn't help but be curious, and wanted to see it again.

Malfoy looked at it for a moment, frowned and thought about it, then turned around and asked in a low voice:

"Zhang, this seems to be something Chinese, right? I think they are wearing something like qing's official uniform? ”

In the end, if you have read the pony of China for 5,000 years (illustrated version), you can still see that this is something from the Qing Dynasty.

By the way, Malfoy looked down on 'qing' very much, and Zhang Xiao originally thought it was because of those two wars.

I was also going to let him know what it meant to be 'the Chinese people have stood up'.

He is surprised by the answer he gets. Malfoy's view is that 'qing' has not experienced hegemony - that is, the world has risen together, such as the Three Kingdoms, Sui and Tang, and Yuan and Ming.

He felt that qing was more like a thief, in his understanding, qing was Ming's house elf, taking advantage of Ming's weakness, he stole the master's house, and replaced it, which was very not a little elf.

Especially after reading that Qing was beaten by the British Muggles and the coalition forces, signed many unequal treaties, and then in modern China, the Muggles beat the 16-nation coalition army, which strengthened his belief.

This 'house-elf' just can't do it!

Zhang Xiao's face was a little strange, he really didn't know how to explain to Malfoy, could it be that Lockhart had brought Muggle film and television works to the classroom?

can only cover up the past.

Fortunately, Malfoy didn't think too much about it, that is, he asked casually with curiosity.

Lockhart looked at the completely different classroom atmosphere with satisfaction, and became more and more satisfied with Tom, and the first of the series of plans Tom made for him was to change his impression in the mind of the little wizard.

At that time, Lockhart was also very confident that he was perfect in the hearts of the little wizards, and almost made Tom vomit directly.

Can he not know if it is perfect? After all, Lockhart wrote everything in his diary.

It can only be said that Lockhart's writing level is quite good, the content is vivid and interesting, full of flowers, and he disguises himself very perfectly.

It's a pity that Tom is not an ordinary person, and he sees the essence directly through the appearance - the clown.

Lockhart is a clown.

Under Tom's hard persuasion, Lockhart finally reluctantly decided to give it a try, but the content of the class was difficult again, and he was really weak in spells.

If it's about dark creatures, he will unconsciously deviate from his own writings, and in the end it will be Lockhart's 'flash of inspiration', and I can't talk about the monsters of the West.

Then I'll talk about the monsters of the East! After all, Muggle movies have made it very clear how to deal with monsters, and more importantly, the little wizards have never seen it!

Lockhart, you're such a genius!

With a cheerful mood, Lockhart patted it and triumphantly began to give the young wizards a 'serious' Defence Against the Dark Arts lesson.

"This is a very powerful dark creature in the East, in the East it is called 'Zombie'.

See these two long fangs? ”

Lockhart pointed his wand at the zombie's mouth in the portrait, and the zombie was furious and kept reaching out to try to bite the stick.

"Oh!" The little wizards let out an exclamation, it was too fierce! A portrait is so fierce, how terrifying it really is!

"They are very similar to vampires, they feed on human blood to gain their abilities, and those who have been bitten will also become zombies!

And amazingly, both are afraid of the sun, garlic! ”

"Whoosh!" Hermione's hand immediately raised.

Lockhart pointed at her pleasantly, "Miss Granger, do you have any questions?" ”

Hermione glanced at the portrait with some fear, swallowed and asked:

"I want to ask if Zombie is a vampire if the two are so similar? Just the name is different? ”

"Good question! Gryffindor plus 5 points! Lockhart's spirit was shocked, as if a certain mode had been turned on, and he said loudly:

"Although many experts, including the well-known scholars of dark creatures in the East, insist that the two are indeed the same creature, the difference is like that of a Hungarian tree peak and a Chinese fireball."

Zhang Xiao: ? A famous scholar of dark creatures in the East?

"But after my own unremitting research (Zhang Xiao:?) I finally came to the conclusion that Zombie is something completely different from vampires"

The little wizards listened attentively, this was the first time the school had started, and the first time they had taken a 'serious' Defense Against the Dark Arts lesson!

Not to mention how excited it was.

Lockhart was getting better and better, and he stood on the edge of the podium and began to preach his 'research':

"First of all, Zombies don't have intelligence, or low-level Zombies have very low intelligence, and although they have eyes, they can't see anything, and can only rely on human breath to determine location

So when we encounter a zombie, what is the first way to avoid it? ”

The little wizards stood up and shouted, "Hold your breath! ”

Lockhart nodded with satisfaction, and suddenly said, "Then why don't you write it down?" ”

The little wizards suddenly came to their senses, and they wrote down large paragraphs of words on parchment.

Looking at their earnestness, Lockhart was as relieved as if a few more books had been released.

Yes. When I saw Professor McGonagall say that when I was in school, I thought I'd do the same one day!

Lockhart, you're so handsome!

Zhang Xiao was almost stupid, and Malfoy asked curiously while writing:

"Zhang, why don't you remember? Lockhart finally had a very useful lesson, and I think everything he said was very useful.

You see hold your breath, garlic, it is recommended to learn the bubble head charm to avoid the zombie! ”

Do I remember? I'll make a mistake! Or use the bubble head charm to avoid the zombie, the key problem is that there is no such jumping zombie in the world!

It's good that there are zombies in China, according to the miscellaneous books given by my mother, they are probably shadow corpses, ambush corpses, wandering corpses, and the like that do not turn into bones.

No jumping stiffness!

The jumping stiff was originally something produced by the fusion of Western vampire culture and Eastern folklore on the Xiangjiang side, so there are so many things in common between the two.

The real zombies are much more powerful, for example, the white bone spirit in Journey to the West is a zombie, that is, he met the Great Sage

In short, Zhang Xiao could only watch speechlessly as the little wizards worked hard to write down a lot of messy things.

For example, what zombie king, listen to music, rattle bells, black dog blood

When the bell rang for the end of class, the little wizards were still a little reluctant, which was so rare that they all applauded Lockhart with applause how much they enjoyed the lesson.

Walking along the road, you can also hear the young wizards discussing what interesting things Lockhart will come up with in the next lesson.

Zhang Xiao recalled the popular god and ghost movies in Xiangjiang in this era, and suddenly shuddered.

In the next lesson, Lockhart shouldn't take out a Chinese ghost story, point to the person who was sucked dry, and tell the little wizard to refuse to give the beautiful woman a hug, right?

Or how to deal with the big dryad, Grandma?

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1. Commuter pass 2. Recommended ticket

(End of chapter)