Zhang Mad patted Zhang Lingyu's shoulder and said indifferently: "Little Lingyu, you have to remember that what we wash is not our feet, but the mud we walk in the world!" ”

As soon as these words came out, Zhang Zhiwei and Lu Jin couldn't hold back anymore!

And Zhang Lingyu felt a tingling scalp!

Zhang Zhiwei wanted to find a crack in the ground at this time, how could there be such a talent in the Heavenly Master's Mansion?

Why haven't I seen this side of the arrogant junior brother before?

Zhang Zhiwei covered his face and said, "Senior brother, senior brother has never begged you for anything, can you not say that you are from my Dragon Tiger Mountain Heavenly Master Mansion in the future?" ”

Lu Jin snatched Zhang Lingyu and looked at Zhang Lingyu like a thief, "Lingyu's nephew must not follow you, otherwise such a pure child will be ruined by you sooner or later!" ”

Zhang Qiang looked helpless, spread out his hands, shrugged his shoulders, and looked indifferent.

……

Night.

The mountain behind Longhu Mountain.

Zhang Mad sat quietly on a stone platform, and the gentle breeze blew in his face.

The long black hair moved with the wind, and the thin white clothes on his body were also blown ripples.

Don’t wait for prosperity to care for the things important to you.

People, I always want to live a quiet life.

But there are too many external factors that have to push us forward.

Life pressure, social pressure, food and clothing, social circles......

It's not that I don't want to, but I can't.

Zhang Lingyu shook his hands behind Zhang Madness and bowed slightly.

"Uncle Shi, I want to ask you something."

Zhang Qiang's body was stunned, he glanced back at Zhang Lingyu, and said lightly: "Excuse me?" What's up? ”

Zhang Lingyu's eyes were firm, and she asked, "Uncle Shi, what do you think of Zhang Chulan?" ”

As soon as the words changed, Zhang Lingyu's expression was a little lonely, "Master, he must have ulterior motives for doing that, even if I ask, Master He shouldn't tell me, but I want to hear your thoughts now, Uncle Zhiji." ”

Hearing this, Zhang Arrogant sighed lightly, stood up, and his sleeves fluttered in the wind.

"Uncle Shi doesn't have any opinions, but it's you who ......" Zhang Lingyu's figure flashed, came behind Zhang Lingyu, put one hand on the latter's shoulder, and said lightly: "Xiao Lingyu, I have already forced you to accept yourself, have you still not been able to resolve the obstacles in your heart?" ”

"Uncle Shi, I'm ......"

Zhang Lingyu didn't know what to say for a while.

The corner of Zhang Mad's mouth smiled, and he suddenly said in a shyly tone: "Xiao Lingyu, tell my uncle, who can make my nephew so fascinated and break his body in one look?" ”

As soon as she talked about this kind of topic, Zhang Lingyu was resisting all over, her mouth stumbled, and her mind went blank.

"Uncle Shi, I'm ...... I'm ......."

"Hey, little Lingyu, it's just a little nervous."

Zhang waved his hand, and then took out a bottle of something like a 'paste' from his arms.

"Little Lingyu, this is a good baby."

Zhang Lingyu's face was a little ugly, he just felt that this 'ointment' was not a good thing at a glance.

Zhang Qi slowly introduced: "This thing is Sanyang ointment, an old product of the last era, the uninherited treasure of the Hehuan Sect, the main materials are mulberry, wolfberry, golden lock yang, epimedium and ...... and other nine kinds of yang things, made with honey, the effect is literal! ”

Everyone, pay attention, hello grandpa, the eyes of the handsome guys and beauties are looking here!

A mysterious smile appeared on Zhang Mad's face, and Zhang Lingyu felt a little perverted when he saw it.

"Under normal circumstances, Uncle Shi never takes it out to show people easily," said with a smile on his face: "Xiao Lingyu, what Uncle Shi said may be partially exaggerated, but the effect is not to say, it can become the uninherited treasure of the Hehuan Sect, which is enough to show its status and effect."

Today, Uncle Shi will give him to you, you have to entertain him~"

Sanyang ointment......

The coffin board failed to hold down on the day I left......

Zhang Lingyu just thought about it for a moment in his mind, and a sense of the picture arose, and he shook his head vigorously, like a rattle, his face was slightly red, I don't know if it was because of shame or something else.

"Uncle Shi, Lingyu will retire, Uncle Shi will have a good rest at night!"

After speaking, Zhang Lingyu bowed deeply to Zhang Madness and fled......

Zhang Mad looked at Zhang Lingyu's fleeing back, laughed silently, then shook his head, and returned to his own thatched house to sleep peacefully.

Following.

Zhang Lingyu shouted with horror on her face.

"Master! Lingyu thinks the environment on the mountain is very good! No need to go down! ”

"No, you're not good."

"Uncle Shi! The air pollution under the mountain is serious, and it is easy to get lung cancer if you smoke too much! ”

"Don't be afraid, Uncle Shi has Lei Fa."

"Uncle Shi! I want to say goodbye to my brothers and sisters! ”

"No, you don't want to!"

……

In the courtyard of the Heavenly Master's Mansion, a group of Dao disciples looked at the strange man dragging Zhang Lingyu with puzzled faces.

They had been in the mountains for years, and they had never seen the man with a dusty temperament.

But Zhang Lingyu called him his uncle again, and these people's brains were a little insufficient for a while.

What's going on?

Senior Brother Lingyu, did he commit something?

How do you feel like you're going to be arrested and tortured?

Also, Zhang Lingyu made a mistake, shouldn't it be punished by Heavenly Master Zhang Zhiwei?

How......

A group of Daomen disciples looked up at the old Heavenly Master Zhang Zhiwei and Shi Botian Jinzhong who were standing aside watching the play.

They are actually smiling all over their faces at the moment?!

Fantastic!

I should still be dreaming!

For a moment, they were stunned, and they still couldn't tell whether the situation was real or illusory.

……

Wednesday, April 12th.

Today, my uncle took me to a small alley, and he said that the aroma of wine is not afraid of deep alleys, but afraid of meeting the deceased in the alley.

……

Sunday, April 16th.

Tonight, Uncle Shi took me to a bar to jump, and I was dizzy from being hit by so many beautiful big sisters, which was full of mixed smells of cigarettes, alcohol, perfumes, etc.

……

Friday, April 21.

Uncle Shi said that he had nothing to do today, so he could wash his feet.

……

Saturday, April 22.

Uncle Shi said that he had nothing to do today, so he could wash his feet.

……

Tuesday, April 25.

If you have nothing to do today, you can wash your feet.

……

Thursday, April 27.

Nothing, wash your feet.

……

Sunday, April 30.

There is something, there are still two days left, Luo Tian Dajiao began to be held, Uncle Shi said that I will now cultivate everything except my heart, but in the next second, he said, there is nothing to do today, you can go and wash your feet......