As he spoke, the people from the village committee suddenly thought of something, "Brother Kun, I remember that you played well with Lao Ji when you were a child, right?" ”

"I can't help it, I'll just compare it with him." Ji Kun smiled and said, but in the next second, his face changed, and he gritted his teeth and said, "That good boy, I am not satisfied with being chased by Yan Wang!" I really envy me! ”

Ji Kun and Lao Ji have studied hard for more than ten years, and they are very close to each other from elementary school to university, in the same school and in the same class.

Yan Wang is a goddess of justice who looks like Lao Ji for many years, and when he was still in school, Yan Wang was pursued by many boys, but all of them were rejected by Yan Wang, which is not surprising, but what makes everyone jaw-dropping is that as a representative of the appearance of the third class, he will chase an old Ji who is as transparent as a piece of paper!

It's just outrageous, outrageous, outrageous!

"Lao Ji has returned to the village this year?"

Ji Kun was a little puzzled, Lao Ji, like him, had no talent for chasing corpses, his parents divorced when he was a child, and he was raised by his grandmother, and three years ago, Lao Ji's grandmother died, and his parents never came back to visit Lao Ji once.

Once Lao Ji has time, he usually works outside to earn living expenses.

The people from the village committee nodded and said, "Yes, the village is going to hold a promotion conference recently, as the only person in the Ji family, if you don't want to come back, you have to catch it back." ”

"Okay."

Ji Kun nodded and turned to leave.

"Brother Kun, what are you doing? Are you going to have a late-night snack later?! ”

The people of the village committee shouted.

"Forget it!"

Ji Kun waved his hand without looking back, rejecting their 'kindness'.

Zhang Mad asked, "Are you looking for that old Ji?" ”

Ji Kun nodded and said: "After all, it's a good Fa Xiao to play when I'm a child, go and see it, I've been too busy these days, and I don't have time to catch up with old friends......"

Soon, Ji Kun came to Lao Ji's house.

Ji Kun knocked on the door and said, "Old Ji! Old Season! Are you there! I'm Ji Kun! ”

However, no one responded to him.

"What's the situation?" Ji Kun scratched his head, a little puzzled: "Where else can Lao Ji go if he doesn't stay at home?" ”

In the next second, the room was opened, and it was a young man with a beautiful face, looking out like a thief, as if he found that there was no danger, so he hurriedly invited Ji Kun and Zhang Qi in: "Brother Kun! Hurry on in! ”

"Old Ji, what's wrong with you? How nervous you look? ”

Ji Kun was a little surprised.

"Shh

Lao Ji stretched out his index finger, pressed it to his lips, and let out a long 'shhh'.

Ji Kun was a little inexplicable, but the next moment, he understood.

I only heard a crisp female voice outside the house shouting vigorously: "Lao Ji! Open the door to the old lady! ”

"Old Season! The old lady knows you can hear it! ”

"Hurry up and open the door for the old lady!"

As if unable to get a response, the woman outside the house became angry and shouted in a Henan dialect: "Ji Bo (bei third voice) Chang! Get the fuck out of here! ”

As soon as these words came out, he even suspected that his ears were broken, what did he hear?

Chicken North Length?

"Ji Bochang! Hurry up! The old lady knows you're in the house! Get the hell out of here!"

"The old lady came from all over the world to see you! That's how you treat me?! ”

"Come out!"

This time, Zhang Qiang heard it clearly, and he couldn't believe it: "Ji ...... What is the length of the season? ”

Ji Kun covered his face and said helplessly: "Ji, the season of the four seasons, Ji Bochang!" ”

Zhang Mad's eyes widened, are there still parents who have such a strange name these years?

It's okay now, Zhang Yan fixed his eyes and looked at Lao Ji who looked like a thief, this is unbelievable, it is actually a turbulent fate.

"Stormy life" is a special kind of personality, with which a person can predetermine the development of things in a certain field, and is not controlled by the will of the target himself.

This type of person can reverse the cause and effect of others to some extent, and they have the ability to predetermine the outcome of the development of things in a certain area......

For example, at the end of the twentieth century, there was a high school detective wearing glasses in Tokyo who suddenly disappeared from everyone's sight...... And the homicides in Tokyo plummeted by 10% that year, and this 10% happened to be the secret room murder case that this detective is best at solving!

As for the impact of the current Ji Bochang's turmoil, Zhang Qi has not yet discovered it.

Zhang Mad gasped: "Ji Bochang...... Your life won't last long! ”

This is no joke, people with this kind of personality usually don't live to be around fifty years old.

When Ji Bo heard this, he immediately retorted: "Your life is not long!" ”

Zhang Yan shook his head slightly, unwilling to quarrel with anyone.

When the woman outside the house heard the movement coming from inside the house, she immediately rolled up her sleeves and smashed it against the door!

Ji Bochang was taken aback, and immediately shouted: "Don't smash! Don't smash! ”

But before he finished speaking, he heard a 'clang', and half of the door frame fell inside!

Ji Bochang and Ji Kun both jumped eyelids.

didn't have time to complain, but saw the woman outside the door walk in menacingly, lowered her head and looked at Ji Bochang.

"Ji Bochang, are you fat?" The woman sneered: "Just dump me like this? Doesn't your conscience hurt? ”

"I ...... No way! Yan Wang! ”

Ji Kun was dumbfounded, stunned, he never thought that Yan Wang, who was so ladylike in school, would have such a bold image outside!

"Yo? Isn't this Xiao Kun? ”

Yan Wang smiled.

She looked at the man next to Ji Kun, that is, arrogant, and said in surprise: "Lao Ji, you said that none of your friends are ugly, why are you so sloppy?" ”

"Cut!"

Ji Bochang pursed his lips, his face full of unconvinced.

Yan Wangliu raised his eyebrows, reached out and grabbed Ji Bochang's clothes, and said angrily: "What do you cut?" Hurry up and answer my question! ”

Ji Bochang responded lightly: "What else can you respond?" You belong to the dragon, I belong to the monkey, we will have a sore throat together! ”

Yan Wang laughed and continued to ask, "Then what am I?" ”

"It's an ex-girlfriend!" Ji Bo often said indifferently.

Yan Wang still didn't give up, and continued to ask: "Then what is the money I spent on you?!" ”

"Count it as an investment failure!"

"Hahaha!!"

Yan Wang asked again: "Then what are the memories between us?" ”

"You have a good memory."

"Then what is the mountain alliance and sea oath between us?"

"Count the four-character idiom!"

"So what do I give?"

"Count social practice."

"And what's the good time between us?"

"Count seaweed."

"And what am I?"

"You're out of luck!"

"And what am I in your eyes?"

"It's a gouged out eye droppings."

……

Ji Kun and Zhang Qi glanced left and right, looking intently, their mouths gradually widened, and the shock in their hearts was indescribable.