Chapter 99: Peak Showdown
Following.
It's a little closer to the start of the promotion conference.
Ji Bo often gets up very early, perhaps because he works outside all year round.
He yawned and walked out the door.
Looking at the bright sunshine, his face was filled with countless sorrows.
As soon as Ji Bochang went out, he saw Zhang Madness boxing in the small courtyard, and he quipped: "Yo, brother, what about morning exercises?" What's the way? ”
Zhang Qiang responded lightly: "Small boxer, it's not worth mentioning." ”
Although the speed of Zhang Mad's punch is not fast, it can even be said to be very slow, but every time he punches, it seems that there is a wind blowing and hunting.
Ji Bo often saw some old people playing Tai Chi when he walked in the park in the city, feminine but not delicate, masculine without losing strength, one yin and one yang, mixed yuan and one guard.
But now looking at Zhang Crazy Boxing, every punch can feel the big opening and closing, and the killing power is extremely great.
Especially when Zhang Madness threw a punch, and the wind that hit it could make the big tree in front of him sway, Ji Bochang's eyelids jumped.
Ji Bo often knows that there are people who are different from ordinary people in this society, after all, this village has inherited the method of driving out corpses, and Ji Kun is not an ordinary person, whether it is strength or spirit, it is greater than ordinary people.
Ji Bochang is very envious, when he was a child, he heard the elders of the neighbors say that this kind of person is an alien, knows how to refine Qi, and can even refine Qi, Ji Kun is a congenital alien, and he can refine Qi by nature, and Ji Bochang is congenitally unable to refine Qi, and he can't even open the Qi acupoint.
Although more than ten years have passed, Ji Bochang has long been accustomed to it, but when he sees Yiren performing his kung fu, he still can't help the envy in his heart, and even the hidden ...... in his heart Eat one's heart out!
Ji Bochang smiled and said, "Don't, brother, I also want to learn, can you teach two tricks?" ”
Zhang Yan said indifferently: "I'll fight boxing here, how much you can learn, it depends on how much water you have." ”
"Okay!"
Ji Bo was often happy, staring at the insolent movements, and at the same time learning in a good way.
Ten minutes later......
"Brother, if you don't want to teach, don't teach!"
Ji Bo often said angrily: "What kind of garbage boxing method is this? It hurt my chest! ”
Following Zhang Madness to learn boxing, Ji Bo often had unbearable chest pain for a while.
Zhang laughed and said: "Young man, you are going to learn boxing with me, why do you still scold the master?" ”
"If you don't learn, you won't learn!" Ji Bochang snorted coldly, waved his hand and said, "I still have to work hard to make money, and in the future, let one hundred and eighty Arhats perform a stack of Arhats for me every day!" ”
"That's a good idea......" Zhang Madness nodded.
This is what ordinary people want to pursue, and this is the essence.
Ji Bo often came to the river, ready to relax.
Eyes glanced to the side.
A crying little boy instantly caught his attention!
Ji Bo often took a closer look, and the content of the mobile phone screen in the crying little boy's hand was suddenly clear at a glance.
Girl: "Let's break up!" ”
Boy: "Why?!" You know I can't live without you! ”
Girl: "Because you're a good person!" ”
Boy: "Don't! Baby! No! [red exclamation mark]! ”
Oh~
With just a glance, Ji Bochang instantly understood the ins and outs, he squatted down, patted the little boy's head, and smiled at the corner of his mouth: "Little friend, what's there to cry about?" ”
"Woooooooooo The little boy has not been able to come out of his grief, "Big brother, my baby is gone, it's so uncomfortable!" ”
"Little friend, brother tell you a truth, I believe you will understand what I mean today when you grow up......" Ji Bochang took a deep breath and said seriously: "Wise people don't fall in love, and men will be tender models!" Fight to tie up the rich woman! Happy and beautiful life! ”
“……”
The air fell silent.
Ji Bochang slapped the little boy on the head and said majestically: "Do you understand?!" ”
"Understood!"
The little boy shouted.
“OK!”
Ji Bochang nodded with satisfaction and got up to leave.
But in the next second, the little boy reached out and pulled the corner of Ji Bochang's clothes.
The latter raised an eyebrow and asked, "Is there anything else?" ”
The little boy stretched out his finger and pointed to the soles of Ji Bochang's feet, and said timidly: "Big brother, do you have any paper?" ”
"Uh......"
The corners of Ji Bochang's mouth twitched, and he raised his foot slightly, and sure enough, a lump of yellow mixture stuck to the sole of his shoe, and he said with a face full of disbelief: "So, are you crying because of this?" ”
"That's right!"
The little boy stopped crying, held his head high and said: "Who has not died since ancient times, and who has without paper?" I made a mistake! ”
"Hehe......"
An evil smile appeared at the corner of Ji Bochang's mouth, he raised his head and shouted at the top of his throat: "Come on!" There are people here who defecate in the open! Whose child is so unqualified! ”
"What! Open defecation?! ”
"Let's go! Go see who's so shameless! ”
"Oh? In broad daylight, someone would barefoot? ”
……
For a while, the crowd surged, and as soon as they heard the news of gossip, they all immediately ran over.
And Ji Bo often ran desperately with his shoes in his hand.
The little boy was left alone in the same place.
For the first time, he experienced what it means to be socially sinister.
Soon, the little boy was watched like a monkey in a zoo, and he was at a loss for a while.
But in a second, a hero appeared in his sight.
I saw a woman with a big waist standing in the center of the world!
The person who came was Zhang Piyan!
Zhang Piyan's eyes swept around the people, spit out the cigarette butt in his mouth, and the boss with his mouth open, roared: "Roar!! Are you idle and have nothing to do? A little kid outside has to look at this and that! Okay, I'll take your eyeballs off and make a cup of bubble tea?! ”
Zhang Piyan scolded the street for her super-first-class skills, and no one dared to mess with her.
This voice went down, and the surrounding crowd dispersed.
Zhang Piyan turned his head to look at his son, picked it up as if he was carrying a little chicken, and slapped it twice, and the little boy's cheeks suddenly turned red!
It's like two ripe red apples!
Vibrant.
……
Ji Bochang, who was running for his life, was most afraid of Zhang Piyan, who accidentally fell into the mud puddle on the side.
Suddenly, the whole body was covered with earthy yellow mud.
Even the corners of his mouth are stained with a lot.
He quickly adjusted his stance and continued to run forward.
After a while, he ran to the door of Ji Kun's house, and at this moment, the door was opened from the inside.
As soon as Ji Kun got up, he smelled the smell of stinky before he opened his eyes, he wrinkled his nose and opened his eyes to see, especially when Ji Bochang had the yellow residue of at the corner of his mouth, he subconsciously blurted out: "Old Ji, you can't eat when you're hungry?!" ”