Chapter 44 Cai Kun was stung into a pig's head by a wasp

"Lin Yi, Wu Jing, now I will teach you health skills......

Fan Xiang was very satisfied with Lin Yi's skills.

However, at this moment, the live broadcast camera was directly cut in seconds!

"Hey! Program team, what are you doing here? I also want to see the cooking squad leader teach Lin Yi and Wu Jing health skills! ”

Seeing the live broadcast camera being turned away, the netizens in the live broadcast room suddenly stopped.

Because, they had seen the cooking squad leader Fan Xiang before.

With a brick in his hand, he snapped on the ground and it was interrupted!

If you learn this, it's really spicy!

Seeing that netizens in the live broadcast room were dissatisfied, the host He Ling immediately came out.

He explained: "Audience friends, this is not our self-cherishing broom, you have just heard it, Fan squad leader's health skills are not the kind of magic skills in martial arts novels, it takes 30 years of practice to achieve the effect of splitting bricks, you just practice it, and it doesn't have much effect, do you go to the construction site to split bricks?"

The most important point is that this kung fu is not taught by a master, and it is easy to practice Qi! It's very damaging to the body! ”

It turned out that the program team was worried that netizens would practice and have problems, so they turned the camera away.

In fact, as the director of Liang Dao Nanhu Satellite TV, he still has a lot of contact with martial arts, and he has more or less some martial arts background, so he naturally knows the risks of this practice.

Hearing He Ling's explanation, netizens who were originally protesting stopped one after another.

Indeed, after practicing for 30 years, it took to reach the level of splitting bricks, how many people can persevere?

Even if you succeed in practice, it's also chicken ribs, usually, you don't dare to make a move at all, and it will be very punishable and tortured.

Let you go to the ring, after 30 years of training, you are old again, you have not practiced confrontation, and you can't beat a professional boxer.

There is no shortage of such martial artists in the fighting sound, usually fighting bricks, rattling, and getting into the ring, even a retired professional boxer can't beat it.

After He Ling explained, he hid the window again.

At this time, in the live broadcast footage, five people appeared: Zhang Han, Cai Kun, Wang Shugen, Wu Gang, and Wang Xiaomao.

They had come to a wooded area.

"Didn't you say that it was good to cut pigweed? How does it look, like going up the mountain to chop wood? ”

Seeing the surrounding environment, in the live broadcast room, some netizens asked puzzledly.

"Have you noticed, there is a banana tree in front, I guess, the goal of the pig soldier Wang Xiaomao is this!"

There are a lot of people online in the live broadcast room, and there are people from all walks of life.

"Can the banana tree feed the pigs?"

"Absolutely! My family runs a pig farm, and I often cut banana leaves to feed the pigs! ”

The netizen who replied before continued to explain.

"Comrade Wang, how long do we have to get to our destination?"

Cai Kun walked on a rugged mountain road, surrounded by shrubs, and his trouser legs were stained with plant seeds, he couldn't help but ask.

"This is it! See! These plantain trees are our goal! ”

Wang Xiaomao said with a smile.

"That's right! My hometown is in the countryside, and I planted a banana tree behind the house, and when there was a drought, I cut the branches and leaves of the banana tree to feed the pigs! ”

When Wang Shugen heard this, he said approvingly.

"There are five of us here, just cut two and go back!"

Wang Xiaomao observed for a moment and said.

"Okay! Leave the tree cutting to me! ”

Before everyone could speak, Zhang Han volunteered.

"Okay! I'll give you the scythe! ”

Wang Xiaomao handed the sickle he was carrying to Zhang Han, and he was happy to be idle.

Zhang Han took the knife, fiddled with it, and ran over excitedly.

"Comrade Zhang, be careful!"

Cai Kun glanced at Zhang Han and couldn't help but remind.

After a while, Zhang Han came to the bottom of a banana tree, and he looked at the branches and leaves on it, which were still a little tall.

So, Zhang Han pinned the sickle to his belt, hugged the banana tree with both hands, and climbed to it.

Shhh

The dry leaves on the banana tree were suddenly pulled down, but Zhang Han didn't climb up at all.

"! Zhang Han wants to climb the banana tree? What do you think? ”

Seeing this scene, netizens in the live broadcast room began to laugh.

"I also climbed the banana tree when I was a child, not to mention that the banana tree is very smooth, even if I climb it, I can't bear his weight!"

Seeing this, Wang Xiaomao immediately said: "Comrade Zhang, don't climb up, just cut it directly, this trunk is very brittle!" ”

"Oh!"

When Zhang Han heard this, he immediately took out the sickle.

He aimed at the trunk of the plantain tree and clicked twice.

Sure enough, the plantain tree fell in response.

Buzzing!

Suddenly, Wang Shugen's face changed: "There are hornets!" There are wasps on the plantain tree! ”

Sure enough, from the fallen plantain tree, there were quite a few wasps swarming!

It turned out that on the leaves of the plantain tree, there was a hornet's nest hanging!

"it!"

When netizens in the live broadcast room saw this scene, they couldn't help but burst into foul language.

"This Zhang Han is too unlucky, isn't he?"

"Cut down a plantain tree, and there is a nest of wasps on it?"

Seeing this, Zhang Han immediately turned around and ran.

Seeing this situation, Cai Kun also began to run.

Seeing this, Wang Xiaomao immediately exclaimed: "Don't run!" Wrap your head in clothes first! ”

Pity!

When Wang Xiaomao reminded him, it was already late, and Zhang Han and Cai Kun had already attracted more than a dozen hornets to chase after them.

After a while, the screams of the two resounded in the live broadcast room!

"Shhh Hearing this scream, I knew that Zhang Han and Cai Kun were miserable! ”

"I know it! When I was in my hometown, I was also stung by a wasp, and it hurt so much that my scalp was about to explode, and the feeling was so sour! ”

"It's fine! This hornet's nest is not big, there are more than a dozen of them in total, otherwise, they will be miserable, and maybe their lives are in danger! ”

While some people read the joke, some people feel lucky.

"Quick! Rescue Zhang Han and Cai Kun! ”

Wang Xiaomao immediately hurried to catch up.

After a while, the live camera caught up with the two.

"It hurts! I hurt so much! ”

The corners of Cai Kun's eyes, forehead, and face were all stung, and at this moment, they were already red and swollen.

Looks, it's very funny.

Zhang Han got closer, was stung even worse, his two eyes were swollen into panda eyes, and the whole person was directly fat!

"Quick! Send, send, I, we go to the doctor, the hospital, it's late, it's too late! ”

Zhang Han said with a desire to survive.

"Don't worry! I have experience in this! ”

Wang Xiaomao saw the appearance of the two and said.

He immediately searched for it in the grass on the side of the road.

After a while, Wang Xiaomao had already plucked some wild vegetables.

In the live broadcast room, there are also medical talents, and when they saw these wild vegetables, they recognized them.

"That's purslane!"

"Purslane is one of the most common traditional Chinese medicines on the roadside, and it has tenacious vitality, so it is also the best first-aid medicine to find after being stung by a wasp.

The sap of purslane is acidic, which can detoxify the toxins left behind by wasp stings, and the fresh purslane can be harvested, washed and applied to the affected area after the wasp sting to relieve the injury. ”

"There are also fresh dandelions, purple flowers, both of which are heat-clearing and detoxifying traditional Chinese medicine, after washing and mashing the two, apply them externally around the wound, which can play a role in antipyretic and analgesic!"

Wang Xiaomao was very calm, found a stone slab, and crushed the Chinese medicine he found on the spot.

Then, deal with it for Zhang Han and Cai Kun.

After a while, the injuries of the two people who were stung by the wasp were relieved.

Seeing this scene, Wang Shugen and Wu Gang both breathed a sigh of relief.

And Cai Kun and Zhang Han are very magical: "Comrade Wang, how do you know so much?" ”

"This is all necessary knowledge for survival in the wild, and you will learn it in the future!"

Wang Xiaomao smiled faintly.

"! Do even the cooks of the reconnaissance company understand so much? ”

In the live broadcast room, netizens exclaimed.

Wang Xiaomao said proudly: "This wasp is still trivial, even if it is bitten by a snake, I can also find herbs to heal!" ”

"Snakes? Are there still snakes? ”

When Cai Kun heard this, he immediately became afraid.

He is most afraid of snakes, if he jumps out in the cold, he can scare people to death!

Netizens in the live broadcast room posted barrages one after another: "Wang Xiaomao, don't set up a flag, otherwise, the snake will really come out in a while!" ”