Chapter 66: Cai Kun, are you greedy for life and afraid of death? (Commuter Pass Plus Update)
"Next, I will show you the decomposition action of the capture knife, everyone pay attention!"
General Fan Xiang, the leader of the cooking squad, took the dagger in his hand and said.
"Yes!"
The six entertainers immediately cheered up.
Especially Zhang Han, his eyes are about to glow.
"First pose, lunge stab!"
At the same time as shouting these words, Fan Xiang, the leader of the cooking squad, made a preparatory action, the whole person's arms were stretched down diagonally, the muscles were tense, and the whole person was in a state of preparation.
The next moment, he shouted out one word: "Kill!" ”
That murderous aura suddenly had a place to vent, Fan Xiang lunged to the right, the military dagger stabbed out, and the knife edge went down.
"Holding a knife in the backhand is all a killer move!"
"Squad Leader Fan, this knife is a key position!"
"Where is this capture, the knife is execution!"
"Hahaha! If you cooperate, you are a captive, and if you do not cooperate, you are a dead man! ”
Fan Xiang, the leader of the cooking squad, finished the first style, and followed the second style, his movements were clean and neat, and he was vigorous.
Seeing this familiar action, Wu Gang on the side couldn't help but hum softly: "Come and go without a trace, like lightning like a breeze, single-handedly break into the enemy formation, capture prisoners and explore the enemy's situation......"
In the live broadcast room, a veteran immediately said: "This is "Scout Song", I miss it so much!" ”
"Hey! The capture knife and the capture fist were all returned to the squad leader! ”
"Old comrades-in-arms, I miss you! I don't know, are you all right? ”
"Upstairs, is you also a veteran?"
"Yes! I've been retired for many years and now work in a machine shop! ”
"Fist clench! Heroes no matter where they come from, we gather together as a fire, and scatter as stars! ”
"That's right! Now that the motherland is at peace, if there is a war one day, as soon as a summons is given, I will immediately put on my military uniform! ”
"If there is a war, the recall will be returned!"
"If there is a war, the recall will be returned!"
In an instant, as if all the veterans were bubbling, there was a dense barrage of the same in the live broadcast room.
When some passers-by and netizens saw this scene, they couldn't help but sigh: "Is this a stab at the veterans' nest?" ”
"Brother, this is a military variety show! Veterans, isn't it normal? ”
"Haha! I basically never watch variety shows, I have watched Douyin for a few days, I see familiar scenes, hear familiar voices, and laugh like a fool! ”
For a while, in the live broadcast room, there was a wave of veteran nostalgia.
He Ling, who maintained the live broadcast room, saw this scene, and a smile appeared on his face: "As long as there is a veteran who thinks that our live broadcast is good, it will be worth it!" ”
He didn't forget to archive this scene, including those barrages.
However, some netizens posted a barrage questioning: "This kind of live broadcast of actual combat in the army does not reveal military secrets?" ”
"It's not a good thing to learn! Twenty years without a knife! ”
"Twenty years, that's still light, life and death still depend on your creation!"
"Hahaha! That's a lot of worry! Ordinary people, is it useful to learn? ”
Immediately, some netizens laughed and posted a barrage.
"I still remember reading the news before, someone met a gangster, he beat the general's body fist from beginning to end, and took a full 18 knives!"
"Definitely! These movements need to be practiced and honed! ”
"Only under certain conditions can it cause damage, and the real harm is not as good as firearms!"
Soon, Fan Xiang had already demonstrated the full set of actions.
He stopped his movements and looked at the six artists expectantly: "Are you all going to do it?" ”
"Report! Yes! ”
The artists replied immediately.
This set of actions, just looking at it, is not difficult.
"Good!"
Fan Xiang heard this and nodded slightly.
For Lin Yi and Wu Jing, he didn't have much doubt.
So, Fan Xiang looked at Cai Kun and said, "Cai Kun, you come to demonstrate it to everyone!" ”
There was a mixture of anticipation in his eyes.
After all, Cai Kun and Lin Yi's specialties are the same!
With Lin Yi's piece of jade in front of him, Fan Xiang has high expectations for Cai Kun.
"Yes!"
Cai Kun replied loudly.
Then, he took a few steps forward and took the military dagger from Fan Xiang, the leader of the cooking squad.
Fan Xiang took a step back and gave up the venue to Cai Kun to play.
Cai Kun picked up the military dagger, pondered for a while, and immediately made preparations for the capture knife, and shouted at the same time: "The first style, lunge and stab!" ”
As soon as this action was made, it showed his shortcomings, that is, the arms were weak, giving people the feeling that they were like embroidered pillows and paper tigers.
However, Cai Kun stared at the round eyes and showed that I was very fierce.
Seeing this scene, netizens in the live broadcast room said: "! Ruthless! Kun Kun's action is not a bit of a deterrent! ”
"It's all acting, no feelings!"
A female netizen posted a barrage: "Hahaha! Kun Kun milk fierce! fierce! So cute! ”
"Knock cute, knock cute!"
The style of painting in the live broadcast room has changed abruptly.
In the past, they were all veterans, and as soon as Cai Kun came out, some female netizens appeared.
These are basically fans who come after Cai Kun.
"The same action, Cai Kun made it, it is completely different!"
"At a cursory glance, there doesn't seem to be any problem, but if you look closely, it's completely two actions!"
"Only its form, not its god!"
Netizens began to compare Cai Kun's movements with Fan Xiang's movements.
However, Fan Xiang has not shown anything yet.
Because, Lin Yi's actions before were not murderous, perhaps, Cai Kun was also able to completely restrain his murderous spirit?
"Kill!"
At this time, Cai Kun suddenly shouted, and at the same time, made a lunge and stabbed the movement.
"Poof!"
As Cai Kun made this action, Wang Shugen on the side couldn't hold back and laughed.
Fan Xiang couldn't help but glare at Wang Shugen: "Isn't this funny?" ”
"Report! Funny! ”
Wang Shugen immediately stood up and replied loudly.
“666! Wang Shugen is also a sincere person! ”
"I don't usually laugh unless I can't help it!"
"Hahahaha!"
In addition to Wang Shugen, several other artists, including Wu Jing and Wu Gang, are trying their best to restrain themselves and avoid laughing.
Even Lin Yi also began to adjust his breathing, and he was very uncomfortable.
Cai Kun's movements continued.
And in the live broadcast room, netizens couldn't help it at all.
"Cai Kun's action, maybe there is some serious illness!"
"It's so hanging, I almost didn't kill myself with a knife!"
"Cai Kun's movements, the main thing is half-body!"
"Good fellows! The left hand is more afraid of your right hand than the enemy! ”
"I'd like to call it a knife for life and death!"
Some netizens watched it for a while and couldn't help but send out a barrage.
And this barrage immediately won everyone's approval.
"Hahaha! You summed it up vividly! This is really greedy for life and afraid of death knives, and knives avoid themselves! ”
"You can see that he's trying hard to dodge the knife he swung!"
"Left hand: I was so scared!"
"Yang Guo: I wasn't as cautious as you back then, so I didn't have an arm!"
"I'm going to die laughing at your barrage!"
"If Jing Ke had such a knife technique as you when he stabbed Qin, King Qin would not be stabbed to death, but he would also be laughed to death!"
"The last time it was so funny, it was a netizen's gangster excitement punch!"
"Seeing you say that, I'm looking forward to Cai Kun playing military body boxing!"
Netizens in the live broadcast room began to take screenshots frantically.
All kinds of angles, there are.
"Now, the emoji is there again!"
"What a good knife technique! It perfectly interprets the essence of greed for life and fear of death, dancing, vivid! ”
"Image! Fearful, greedy for life and afraid of death! ”
And Fan Xiang, the leader of the cooking squad, watched Cai Kun's demonstration with a black face throughout the whole process.
In between, several times, his hands trembled.
Seeing this scene, netizens in the live broadcast room posted barrages one after another: "Look! Team Leader Fan was so angry that he trembled! ”
"He is restraining himself, otherwise, he will not be able to control himself and rush up and give Cai Kun a slap!"
"Hahaha! Squad Leader Fan probably regrets it at this time, right? The knife technique of killing the enemy inherited in the army was interpreted like this by Cai Kun! ”
"Cai Kun, this is really a perfect demonstration, he loves to eat and play!"
Seeing the excitement in the live broadcast room, the members of the program team were also happy.
"! It's true! Even I can't help it! ”
"Cai Kun's comedy talent is full!"
"Obviously, there is not a single funny action, but the effect of the performance makes people laugh off their big teeth!"
He Ling immediately asked, "Have you all saved it?" ”
"Teacher He! It's been saved! There are also some interesting barrages from netizens! ”
"Famous scene! An absolute famous scene! If this content is sent out, it will definitely be a hit on the whole network! ”
"I finally understand the original intention of the program team to invite Cai Kun, this is funny!"
Several program team staff members admired Director Liang's decision so much.
Even He Ling couldn't help but be suspicious at this time: "Could it be that Director Liang really discovered Cai Kun's unparalleled funny talent a long time ago?" ”
When Cai Kun finished his demonstration, Fan Xiang, the leader of the cooking squad, asked with great restraint: "Cai Kun, what do you think, how is your demonstration of this set of capture knives?" ”
When Cai Kun heard this, he thought for a moment and said, "Report!" I've done it all! ”
Fan Xiang couldn't help coughing and said, "Then you can comment on it yourself, your capture knife!" ”
Cai Kun recalled for a moment and said, "Report! I'm satisfied! At least, I've typed it out in its entirety! ”
That's really what he really thinks.
When Cai Kun got the military dagger in his hand, his heart was very empty.
After all, this is a sharp-edged military dagger.
If you are careless, pierced or scratched on the body, it is a cut.
Therefore, when demonstrating the capture knife, Cai Kun has been paying great attention to it, worried that this military dagger will hurt him.
It was very difficult to demonstrate this at the same time.
Being able to play all the movements and ensure that he is not injured, Cai Kun is quite satisfied with this result!
“……”
Fan Xiang.
He really wanted to say that he wasn't interviewing Cai Kun in what kind of psychological state he was in, and he was greedy for life and afraid of death.
After trying to restrain himself, Fan Xiang said to Cai Kun: "Okay! You played well, don't fight like that next time! ”
As he spoke, he looked at Zhang Han: "Zhang Han, you come and demonstrate!" ”
(End of chapter)