Chapter 122: Want to Laugh at Me and Inherit My Huabei?

As the sun sets, the soldiers board military vehicles and begin their return journey.

On the military vehicle, Tao Yi, the leader of the first squad, looked at the six artists: "What do you feel now?" ”

Wu Gang dozed off on the car and couldn't help but say, "It's just very sleepy!" ”

At his age, he didn't sleep much last night, and today's training intensity is not small, at this time, his eyes are almost open!

"Wang Shugen, what about you?"

Tao Yi, the leader of the first squad, looked at Wang Shugen.

"I feel that I am very panicked, very nervous, in the process of replacing each other's poison filter canisters, I and Cai Zhan are in a group, he has already changed me, I haven't started to screw him yet, as a result, in a panic, the poison filter canister fell to the ground!

It's a lot of pressure, more pressure than my own loss! ”

When Wang Shugen heard this, he couldn't help but say.

In the live broadcast room, netizens said: "Cai Kun is under a lot of pressure!" Look at his face! ”

"That's right! I remember that time, Cai Kun ran out of the tent and lay on the ground for a long time, tears and snot, all came out! ”

"However, Cai Kun also let Wang Shugen experience it once, the two of them, who is with whom!"

"Hahaha!"

"I now understand why Squad Leader Tao divided the two of them together! Don't harm anyone else! ”

At this time, Tao Yi looked at Cai Kun again and asked, "Cai Kun, how do you feel?" ”

"I, I just feel that it's not easy to stick to this training this year!"

Cai Kun thought for a while and said.

This is his true words, and Wang Shugen, who likes to drop the chain, is in a group, in the biochemical room, it is really a torture!

"That's right! This is the same as what our company commander said, that is, persistence! Being able to persevere and challenge yourself is a victory! ”

Tao Yi smiled and nodded.

"Today's guys are more wary than yesterday!"

Then, Tao Yi looked at Wu Jing, Lin Yi and Zhang Han: "What about the three of you?" ”

"I feel, it's okay! Keep learning, keep improving! ”

Lin Yi thought for a while and said.

Tao Yi nodded, for Lin Yi, the difficulty of this subject is indeed not too big, except for the first time, he has not gone wrong again.

Wu Jing also said: "I have a very perverted partner, I am very stressed!" However, it is also what motivates me to improve! ”

Obviously, he was talking about Lin Yi.

Zhang Han glanced at Wu Gang and said, "Me too!" When I think of Mr. Wu Gang's age, he is a round older than me, and he can still persist like this, I feel very guilty! ”

"Good! That's it! At your age, someone should have heard an old song, right? ”

Tao Yi looked at the six artists.

"Squad leader, you name it, I may have heard it!"

As soon as he heard that it was an old song, Wu Gang immediately said.

"It's the song "Return from Target Shooting"!"

Tao Yi said with a smile.

"Oh! I've not only heard it, but I can also sing it! ”

Wu Gang said with a smile.

"We've heard that, too!"

Zhang Han and Cai Kun said together.

"When we were studying, during military training, the instructor clicked to let us sing!"

"Good! Let's sing this song now, who will give one? ”

Tao Yi looked at the three of them.

"I'll get up!"

Wu Gang said with a smile.

"The sunset is red and the sun is flying, and the soldiers shoot targets and return the camp to the ......"

The rest of the fighters immediately sang along: "Return to the camp, the red flowers on your chest reflect the colorful glow......"

Seeing this scene, netizens in the live broadcast room posted a barrage: "It's another day of training over!" ”

"At night, the six artists still have to stand guard, right?"

"I've been rotating since then! However, I believe that with yesterday's lesson, they will not doze off and lose their guns again! ”

Soon, in the evening, everyone had finished their dinner.

"Ouch!"

Cai Kun suddenly took off his shoes, broke his feet, and screamed.

"What's wrong with you?"

Wu Gang on the side asked.

"I have a blister on my foot, it hurts!"

Cai Kun pointed to his feet and said.

Lin Yi turned his head to look, and sure enough, there was a blister of Cheng Liang on Cai Kun's feet, bulging.

This kind of blister, he has a lot of blisters on his feet recently, all of which have been worn out again, this process is very tormenting, but it is also very tempering.

Fortunately, Lin Yi had added points to his self-healing ability before, and his healing ability was much faster than that of ordinary people, and he healed quickly.

"Didn't you buy those little wings? How come there is no pad? ”

Zhang Han asked puzzled.

"Aren't I worried that I'll have to clean up my backpack after I get out of the company? I didn't even dare to bring it! ”

Cai Kun said with a blushing face.

Obviously, he remembered that when he first entered the barracks, squad leader Shi took out a lot of things from his backpack that the barracks could not use.

At that time, there were yoga mats, as well as all kinds of cosmetics, and it became a joke for the whole class.

In order not to repeat history, Cai Kun specially did not bring some things over this time.

Where did he think that when he got down, the new squad leader didn't check the backpack at all!

"Okay!"

Zhang Han nodded.

He didn't think about it at the time.

So, Zhang Han took out the package from his backpack, took out two pieces, and handed them to Cai Kun: "Kun! You save some money, ah! The landlord's family has no surplus food! ”

"Thank you! Brother Han! ”

Cai Kun happily took it.

However, he still said with a sad face: "How do you get this thing?" It's been a day of pain! ”

"It's blisters! If you can release the water inside, it will be good in no time! ”

On the side, Wang Shugen said.

"This one is out of the way! In the past, I practiced martial arts in Shaolin Temple, and I don't know how many blisters I grinded out! ”

"Trying to break it?"

When Cai Kun heard this, he looked at Wang Shugen in disbelief.

The main reason is that Wang Shugen has always been unreliable, and he doesn't trust him very much.

At this time, Ray Ze, the deputy of the class, walked over.

He looked at the blisters on Cai Kun's feet and said, "This is so neat!" ”

As he spoke, Lei Ze took out Mazha from under his bed and put it in front of Cai Kun: "Come on!" Put your feet up! ”

"Deputy squad leader Lei, what are you going to do?"

Cai Kun looked at Lei Ze worriedly.

"I'll give you a minor operation! Soon! It's all in one go! ”

Razor said very calmly.

"That's not a problem! We often blister our feet, and we're used to it! ”

"Okay!"

Hearing the deputy of the squad so sure, Cai Kun put his feet on the little maza.

At this point, Razor returned to his cupboard, and soon, found a sewing kit.

"Deputy Leiban, what are you doing here?"

Cai Kun was a little panicked when he saw that Lei Ze had already started to take the needle.

"Wang Shugen, you go and blindfold Cai Kun, out of sight is pure!"

Razor instructed Wang Shugen.

"Howler!"

Wang Shugen immediately came behind Cai Kun and reached out to blindfold him.

Then, he said: "Comrade Cai, from now on, I am your eyes, are you moved?" ”

"Hahaha! I don't dare to move! As soon as it moves around, the needles pierce other good meat, and it is even more sad! ”

In the live broadcast room, netizens laughed when they saw this scene.

"But, seriously, this blister really doesn't hurt when it is punctured!"

"Haha! After the puncture, it hurts even more! ”

At this time, Lei Ze had already taken out an embroidery needle, he disinfected it with alcohol first, then squatted down, looked at the blisters on Cai Kun's feet, and quickly pricked it down.

Then he said, "It's over!" Wang Shugen, let go of his eyes! ”

"Is it really over?"

Cai Kun was a little skeptical.

He opened his eyes and looked at his feet.

Sure enough, at this moment, there was already a needle stuck in it.

"Is it just acupuncture in Chinese medicine?"

On the side, Zhang Han asked curiously.

"Zhang Han, have you seen too much?"

Razor looked at Zhang Han like a stupid hat.

When Zhang Han heard this, he couldn't help but snort haha.

Seeing Zhang Han's expression, netizens were happy.

"Hahaha! Brother Han may have really seen too much! ”

"It is written above, what kind of miracle medicine goes down the mountain, either as a bodyguard, or as a member."

"These protagonists, the most commonly used are the Xuanmen Twelve Needles, the life-killing flying needle, which can not only kill people, but also save people."

"It's just that life hangs by a thread, and if a needle is pricked, it will be healed soon!"

"Hey! If the mouth is crooked, it is even more in place! When Deputy Leban pierced the needle just now, I was really afraid that his mouth would suddenly crook! ”

"Hahaha! Upstairs, do you want to laugh at me to death, and then inherit my flowers? ”

Lei Ze was still not at ease when he saw Cai Kun, so he said: "You pull out the needle yourself, and then, the tissue fluid inside will flow out!" ”

"Oh, good!"

Cai Kun immediately complied.

Soon, he pulled out the needle, and sure enough, there was a transparent liquid flowing out of the blister, and the blister quickly deflated.

At this time, the squad leader Tao Yi came back.

He had an extra folder in his hand, apparently, he had just gone to a meeting.

Tao Yi took out his horse and ordered: "Sit in a row!" ”

"Yes!"

The warriors immediately responded.

Lei Ze immediately said to Cai Kun: "Comrade Cai, get up!" ”

Cai Kun immediately took his foot away, and Lei Ze took Ma Zha away.

Soon, the fighters immediately sat in a column.

And Cai Kun, in a panic, quickly put his feet on his shoes, walked over, and sat down.

As soon as his foot fell to the ground, he felt a more heart-piercing pain than before.

Because, Cai Kun didn't pay attention when he just put on his shoes, the punctured blister, and the skin was worn open!

"I was deceived!"

This thought came to Cai Kun's mind.

"Cai Kun, what are you calling the ghost?"

Squad leader Tao Yi looked at Cai Kun.

"Report! No! ”

"If not, sit down! Don't be fooled! ”

Tao Yi reprimanded.

"Yes!"

Cai Kun sat upright.

"Today, our theme is criticism and self-criticism! Cai Kun, start with you! ”

Tao Yi looked at Cai Kun.

"Huh? I? ”

When Cai Kun heard this, he endured the pain and stood up a little depressed.

"What? Do you have an issue with me? Yes! You can criticize me too! ”

Tao Yi stared at Cai Kun.

"Report! No! ”

Cai Kun immediately replied.

"At this moment, you are the squad leader, you don't need to shout a report, you can criticize in our class, including me! Come, sit next to me! ”

Tao Yi said.

Netizens couldn't help but laugh when they saw this scene.

“666! Cai Kun has obtained a short-term squad leader experience card! ”

"In a short period of time, be able to exercise the privilege of being a squad leader!"

"It's easy to offend, though! After all, this experience card expires soon! ”

"Okay!"

Hearing that there was such a good thing, Cai Kun immediately picked up Maza, limped, and sat next to Tao Yi.

Then, he swept his eyes and looked at the deputy squad leader Lei Ze: "First of all, I want to criticize our squad deputy, Comrade Lei Ze!" ”

"Criticize me?"

Razor was immediately a little unconvinced.

"That's right! The first person I criticize is you! ”

Cai Kun nodded vigorously.

"Tell me why you're criticizing him!"

Tao Yi looked at Cai Kun.

"Deputy Leiban told me just now that it doesn't hurt at all, in fact, it still hurts!"

Cai Kun couldn't help but say.

"Good! Deputy squad leader, you can defend yourself now! ”

Tao Yi said to Lei Ze.

"Report! I did this for the good of Comrade Cai Kun! It's called long pain is better than short pain! ”

Razor said loudly.

"Next, let's talk about the second one, the person you want to criticize!"

Tao Yi looked at Cai Kun again.

Hearing Tao Yi's words, Cai Kun looked at Wang Shugen and said loudly: "Wang Shugen, the second person I want to criticize is you!" ”

Wang Shugen immediately looked at Cai Kun.

"Tell me, why criticize Comrade Wang Shugen!"

Tao Yi reminded.

"Wang Shugen, you are slower than me in reciting words! You're too slow! With you, in this regard, you are the second from the bottom, and no one can be from the bottom! ”

Cai Kun stared at Wang Shugen and said.

Obviously, he was very dissatisfied with Wang Shugen's abuse just now, blindfolded him.

"Hahaha!"

In the live broadcast room, the audience immediately laughed.

"Cai Kun is taking a needle to pierce the heart of Wang Shugen!"

"Return the needle crit!"

"What about the others? Who else do you want to criticize? ”

Tao Yi looked at Cai Kun.

"No more!"

Cai Kun looked at several other people, there was no resentment in the past, and there was no enmity in the near future.

Netizens laughed.

"Hahaha! Cai Kun: This is a grievance bureau! ”

"I feel it, I still can't twist my arms around my thighs, and the others, he can't do it!"

Saying that, Cai Kun wanted to move the stool and sit back.

Tao Yi pointed to the corner: "You, sit in the corner!" ”

"Huh? Squad leader, why is that? Do you still have the autumn queen to settle accounts? Isn't this phishing enforcement? ”

Cai Kun was dumbfounded.

"It's not! Your criticism, there is no smell of gunpowder! There is no room for others to improve! ”

Tao Yi shook his head.

"Okay!"

When Cai Kun heard this, he had to obediently hold Ma Zha and sit in the corner.

"Zhang Han, it's your turn now!"

Tao Yi looked at Zhang Han.

When Zhang Han heard this, he immediately took Ma Zha and sat next to Tao Yi.

In an instant, his temperament changed, and he looked directly at Wang Shugen: "Comrade Wang Shugen!" ”

"Here!"

Wang Shugen replied loudly.

"These persimmons are all soft and pinched!"

Seeing this scene, netizens felt unfair for Wang Shugen.

Everyone else looked at Zhang Han, wanting to know what he was going to criticize Wang Shugen.

"You sleep and snore!"

Zhang Han stared at Wang Shugen and said.

"Me? Do I snore when I sleep? How did I not know? ”

Wang Shugen said in disbelief.

"Because, you're asleep!"

Cai Kun, who was sitting in the corner, said.

When Wu Gang heard this, he also nodded: "You fall asleep by yourself, completely ignoring the feelings of others!" ”

"Comrade Wang Shugen, Zhang Handai's squad leader is right in his criticism! You sleep, and you do snore! ”

Wu Jing also seconded the motion.

Lin Yi nodded, Wang Shugen was indeed snoring in his sleep, and his voice was still very loud!

"Hmmm! Not bad! This criticism has been widely recognized by everyone and is very valuable! As a comrade-in-arms, it is necessary to mention such valuable criticism! ”

Tao Yi nodded with satisfaction.

Obviously, he was also tormented by Wang Shugen's snoring!

"Yes! I accept criticism! ”

Wang Shugen saw that everyone's spearhead was pointed at him, and he immediately admitted it with a proper attitude.

The audience began to post barrage comments.

"Brother Shu's attitude of admitting his mistakes is still very upright!"

Wang Shugen: Hahaha! I admit it, however, I don't change! Angry or not? Angry or not? ”

"Yes! When I'm awake, I admit my mistake, but when I'm asleep, I can't control my snoring! ”

"Good! Let's start criticizing the second one! ”

Tao Yi looked at Zhang Han.

Zhang Han shifted his gaze to Cai Kun in the corner and said, "Cai Kun, prepare for push-ups!" ”

"What?"

When Cai Kun heard this, his face was dazed.

Then, he looked at Tao Yi: "Squad leader, can it still be like this?" He abuses his power! ”

"Now, he's the squad leader!!"

Tao Yi said fairly and impartially.

"I didn't even use it just now!"

Cai Kun was heartbroken.

Then, he looked at Tao Yi: "Squad leader, I also want to punish him for doing push-ups!" ”

"No! Have the right not to use it, and it will be invalid when it expires! ”

Tao Yi shook his head.

"Alright! I admit it! ”

Cai Kun stared at Zhang Han fiercely, and then began to do push-ups.

However, he had a foot that hurt a lot, so he did it with his foot cocked.

"Ouch! Not bad! Comrade Cai Kun can already do push-ups on one foot! ”

Seeing this, Zhang Han began to comment.

"Hahaha! It's called Jin Kun Independence! ”

Netizens were also amused by Cai Kun's actions.

Soon, Cai Kun finished 10 push-ups on one foot and sat down.

"Anything else?"

Tao Yi looked at Zhang Han.

Zhang Han glanced at the remaining three people and immediately shook his head.

"Hahaha! The remaining three can't be messed with! ”

Seeing Zhang Han and Cai Kun making the same choice, the audience was happy.

"Next, Wu Gang!"

Tao Yi looked at Wu Gang.

When Wu Gang heard this, he immediately took Ma Zha and sat next to Tao Yi.

He glanced among several artists and stopped at Wang Shugen.

"Goose! Goose! It's another hack on our tree brother! ”

Seeing this scene, netizens understood.

As long as you start to criticize, you must start with Wang Shugen.

Wu Gang said with a serious face: "Comrade Wang Shugen, your memory is not good!" How does this look like an old man? The more you use your brain, the better, the more you can make it, for example, usually memorize Tang poems and Song Ci! ”

"Report! I don't know how to read! ”

When Wang Shugen heard this, he said with sincerity on his face.

Hearing his words, in the live broadcast room, netizens couldn't help asking.

"Fake, right? Wang Shugen is an artist, don't know words? ”

"Well, what he said is still true! Wang Shugen is a primary school culture! ”

"To be honest, Wang Shugen is quite sincere! In the entertainment industry, he is not the only one with low culture! In the past, there were many people who were on the show and recognized the wrong words! ”

"There was once a female star, clockwork Weibo, I couldn't understand it, the words didn't reach the meaning, and the people who ate melons hurt their brains!"

Hearing Wang Shugen's words, Wu Gang was also stunned for a moment.

Below, he didn't know how to criticize!

So, Wu Gang said: "Okay! Now, let me self-criticize! After coming to the barracks, I found that my body couldn't keep up, so I began to lower my requirements, not to be motivated, just pass every time! My rotten behavior is not worth learning from! Complete! ”

"Good! Below, Comrade Wang Shugen! ”

Tao Yi looked at Wang Shugen.

Hearing Tao Yi's words, the audience in the live broadcast room came to the spirit.

They all want to know, when it is Wang Shugen's turn, who will he criticize?

After all, whether it was Cai Kun, Zhang Han, or Wu Gang, as soon as they came up, they caught him and criticized him.

After Wang Shugen sat down beside Tao Yi with Mazha, he glanced around, then stared at a veteran soldier and said, "First of all, I want to criticize this old squad leader!" ”

"What?"

Several other entertainers were stunned.

They didn't expect that as soon as Wang Shugen came up, he didn't think about revenge, but shot at a veteran!

And the veteran was also stunned for a moment, this melon was eaten, and he ate himself?

Ask for a commuter pass!

(End of chapter)