Chapter 141: The Audience Laughs Crazy!

"Hahaha! Brother Jing was still eating melons just now, and now he immediately eats himself! ”

In the live broadcast room, netizens were overjoyed when they saw Wu's stunned expression.

"Not to mention, when Brother Jing used to act in costume dramas, he also wore women's clothes!"

"Is there one? Brother Jing plays tough guy all year round, and when he wears women's clothes? ”

"I've seen it, it should have been some years, I remember playing a monk protagonist, and there is another one, which seems to be singing!"

"Yes!"

Wu Jing immediately responded, and then came to the women's volleyball team leader Xiao Yi.

Xiao Yi looked at Wu and said, "It's a little darker, it's a little rougher, I'll do my best!" ”

As she spoke, she took out her cosmetics and began to apply it to Wu Jing.

Even, Xiao Yi put lipstick on Wu Jing.

"Hahaha! This shape, how do I feel, a bit like a flower! ”

When netizens in the live broadcast room saw it, they couldn't help but smile and post a barrage.

"No way! If Brother Jing was young, he could still play a little girl, but now that he is so old, he can only play an aunt! ”

After a while, Xiao Yi finished putting on makeup and put a wig on Wu Jing's head.

Suddenly, in the live broadcast room, there was a burst of laughter again.

"Ahh Spicy eyes! What a spicy eye! ”

"This bewitching look!"

"No more! My stomach hurts from laughing! ”

"I really didn't expect that there would be such a subject in this military training!"

"Come on! Take two steps! ”

After finishing Wu Jing's makeup, Xiao Yi said.

"Yes!"

Wu Jing replied loudly.

"Don't be so inhibited, you have to invest in your role!"

Xiao Yi said with a straight face.

Wu was shocked to hear this, took a deep breath, then lightened his steps and walked up.

"The skeleton is still a little too big!"

Xiao Yi shook his head.

"You can only add some feminine movements, such as fingers, look, your hands, so big, they are flaws at a glance!"

Wu was shocked to hear this, and immediately stretched out his finger and made an orchid finger movement.

Then, in a voice similar to a duck's voice, he asked, "Is this all right, chief?" ”

"Poof!"

Rao is Xiao Yi had been prepared, and he couldn't help but be amused.

Lin Yi, along with the other two fighters, couldn't help but laugh out loud.

"That's it! Wu Jing, go down! Next! ”

Xiao Yi waved his hand and signaled Wu Jing to enter the line first.

Wu Jing immediately signaled: "Report chief, I haven't taken off my makeup yet!" ”

"Let's keep it for now! This subject is not over yet! ”

Xiao Yi glanced at Wu and said.

At this time, in the live broadcast room, netizens began to take screenshots.

Soon, Xiao Yi finished the makeup for the other two fighters.

In the blink of an eye, the four warriors, all of whom turned into women's clothing.

"Come on! There are clothes here, you can choose your own! ”

Xiao Yi opened a suitcase, which contained all kinds of women's clothing.

Wu Jing and Lin Yi glanced at each other, so they had no choice but to step forward.

Lin Yi took a look at it and chose a dress.

He thought for a moment, to disguise more like, to wear a dress more appropriately.

And Wu Jing actually picked a sling-neck little white dress!

Xiao Yi was also a little surprised, and then, she asked, "Wu Jing, why did you choose this skirt?" ”

"Report! My wife has one! ”

Wu Jing said loudly.

"Good! This skirt has to be paired with some others to look good! ”

Saying that, Xiao Yi pulled out a pair of white stockings and a pair of high heels.

"Go! Find a place to change it yourself! ”

"Poof! Platoon Commander Xiao is really watching the excitement, it's not a big deal! ”

Seeing this, netizens in the live broadcast room posted barrages one after another.

"Don't say it yet! The outfit she chose is quite compatible! ”

"It seems that Platoon Commander Xiao should also be a very fashionable young lady before he became a soldier!"

Soon, the other two were also chosen.

They chose a nurse's uniform and a women's suit.

After reading these clothes, the audience laughed: "Platoon Commander Xiao prepared these clothes, and he came completely prepared!" ”

Soon, Wu Jing took the lead in walking out.

At this time, he changed into high heels, white stockings, and a little white dress with a slingneck.

Xiao Yi took a look at it and said, "Put on this suit, your wig is not suitable, come and change into a golden wig!" ”

As she spoke, she put a golden, curly wig on Wu Jing's head.

After putting on the wig, Xiao Yi took out two large earrings and clamped them on Wu Jing's earrings.

"Shhh Hurt! Hurt! ”

Wu Jing immediately exclaimed.

"Bear with me! It's going to be right away! ”

Xiao Yi is looking at his own work.

Netizens also seem to have discovered a new world: "Do you think, does Wu Jing look like a star at this time?" ”

"He's a star!"

"It's not! I mean, Wu Jing's look looks like a foreign female star! ”

"Oh! I remember, Marilyn Monroe! ”

"Hahaha! Wu Jing actually made up Marilyn Monroe! ”

"It's the Yanguo Old Age Dew!"

The second one to change his clothes was Lin Yi.

He put on a loose evening gown that looked less obtrusive.

However, Xiao Yi looked at Lin Yi's chest, a little dissatisfied.

She took out two balloons from the box, and then blew them up directly with her mouth.

"I'll go! Platoon Leader Xiao's path is very wild! ”

Seeing this scene, netizens all looked at Xiao Yi differently.

Seeing this, Lin Yi had no choice but to take it.

"What are you doing? Stuff it in! ”

Xiao Yi's eyes stared at Lin Yi and urged.

"Yes!"

Lin Yi was a little reluctant, but at the urging of the female chief, he stuffed two balloons that were not very big into them.

"I'll give you a new hairstyle and a pair of earrings......"

Xiao Yi looked up and down.

After a while, Lin Yi seemed to be a different person.

"That's what it looks like!"

Xiao Yi nodded.

"Now, you are wearing this dress and practicing your manners!"

"What, what?"

Wu was shocked to think that he had misheard.

I saw that Xiao Yi took out a white A4 paper, motioned for Wu Jing to stand up straight, and then put the A4 paper between his two legs: "Clamp it!" Half an hour! When the paper drops, re-time! ”

"Yes!"

Wu was shocked to hear this, and immediately clamped the paper tightly.

"Don't be ashamed at this time! Now when you do the hard work, when you really carry out the mission, you can save your lives! ”

Xiao Yi straightened his face and said very seriously.

Soon, Lin Yi and the other two fighters also clamped a piece of A4 paper and stood in place.

"This project, it seems that flight attendants need to practice!"

In the live broadcast room, a female netizen explained.

"And some service staff!"

"I feel that Brother Jing's training is more painful than standing in a military posture!"

"Hahaha! Fortunately, Wang Shugen was not selected, otherwise, he would be able to drive the female chief crazy now! ”

"Is it possible that he failed in his first project and was eliminated?"

At this time, Xiao Yi was holding a box of chopsticks in her hand, she opened the chopsticks, pulled one out of it, and walked up to Wu Jing: "Open your mouth and bite the chopsticks!" ”

"Ahh

Wu was shocked to hear this, so he had to open his mouth and bite the chopsticks.

"Be careful, have a smiling expression, don't be too stiff!"

Xiao Yi reminded.

When he arrived at Lin Yi, he immediately took the initiative to open his mouth and bite the chopsticks.

Just when everyone thought that this was enough, Xiao Yi opened another box of paper cups!

"Come on! On the head, another paper cup! ”

Xiao Yi placed the paper cups on the heads of the four people.

"This ......"

Seeing this series of actions, netizens were stunned.

"I almost thought I was in the wrong live broadcast room!"

"When I used to take etiquette classes, I wasn't so strict!"

At this time, Wu Jing's wife finished her work and took the time to open the live broadcast room, and was stunned: "What's the situation?" Why are there more women in the army? Hey? That blonde woman, why is she a bit like our Wu Jing? ”

"Sister Nan, isn't that your Wu Jing?"

On the side, someone said.

"What?"

When Wu shocked his wife when she heard this, she suddenly opened her mouth wide.

"That's too much of a difference, isn't it? In the future, I have to call him Sister Wu? ”

"Hahaha! I didn't expect that Brother Jing still has the potential to play a woman! This proper Oriental Marilyn Monroe! ”

Wu Jing's wife's colleague laughed and teased.

Program group.

Seeing this scene, He Ling said with a smile: "Little fatty, don't forget, this clip will be cut out in a while!" ”

"Okay! Mr. He, I also think it's funny! ”

Assistant Chubby nodded.

Finally, half an hour passed, and Xiao Yi nodded: "Okay!" Get moving! ”

Wu Jing and Lin Yi glanced at each other, immediately took off the cup on their heads, and then took out the chopsticks in their mouths.

At this time, his mouth was a little stiff.

After resting for 10 minutes, Xiao Yi asked the four of them to gather again: "Now, I'll teach you gestures again, pay attention, gestures don't need to be deliberately orchid fingers, be natural!" ”

As she spoke, she deliberately glanced at Wu Jing.

Wu was shocked and immediately watched intently.

He knew that this female chief did not play cards according to the routine, and there might be some special assessments for a while.

Sure enough, after Xiao Yi explained all the details, she said: "Next, conduct an assessment, if you successfully pass the test, this assessment will be successfully completed!" If you don't pass, you'll be wearing women's clothes today, and you'll continue training tomorrow! ”

"Yes!"

When the four of them heard this, they immediately answered loudly.

Even Lin Yi has also raised his vigilance.

Netizens in the live broadcast room also speculated.

"You say, how will this female chief be assessed?"

"I can't guess that! It's hard to be embarrassed, though! ”

"I'm suddenly looking forward to Brother Jing and Lin Yi making a fool of themselves!"

At this time, Xiao Yi spoke: "The purpose of disguise is to deceive the enemy, so now, the task I give you is to hide from familiar people!" ”

Hearing her words, Wu Jing and Lin Yi both had a bad premonition in their hearts.

Sure enough, Xiao Yi had already given an order: "Wu Jing, you go to the training place of other comrades-in-arms in your class now, if they don't recognize you, even if you pass the assessment!" ”

"Yes!"

Wu was shocked and immediately responded loudly.

Then, he couldn't help but ask, "Report!" Chief, can I get some props? ”

"The choice is yours!"

Xiao Yi nodded.

Wu Jing immediately came to Xiao Yi and picked it up in the prop box.

Soon, he chose a white handbag and a vanity mirror.

The live camera immediately followed Wu Jing's footsteps.

Soon, Wu Jing came to the training ground of the first class.

At this time, the soldiers of the first class were still boarding and getting off the train during the march of the training infantry chariot.

Seeing Wu startled, squad leader Tao Yi and deputy squad leader Lei Ze both had puzzled expressions on their faces: "This lady, what do you have to do?" ”

Both of them felt a little strange in their hearts, this is a military camp, how could a strange woman come over?

Wu cleared his throat in shock, and then said, "Ahem! Two comrades, I am the warrior of your class, Wu Jing's sister! Lately, I've had a sore throat and an uncomfortable throat! ”

His voice, somewhat strange, sounded a little hoarse.

"Wu Jing's sister?"

When the squad leader Tao Yi heard this, his face showed a sudden look.

Just now, he faintly felt that there was some familiar feeling in this woman.

It turned out that this woman was Wu Jing's sister, no wonder she was somewhat similar to Wu Jing.

"Ms. Wu, I don't know, what is the matter with you coming here? This is a military training center and is not allowed to be visited! ”

Deputy squad leader Razor said.

"Oh! I wanted to see how my brother Wu Jing's training was doing! ”

Wu Jing smiled on his face.

Just now, Xiao Yi gave him an order to get out the subjects they trained today from Tao Yi or a few comrades-in-arms without being discovered.

"Ms. Wu, you're in the wrong place! Today, Wu Jing is not training here! ”

When Tao Yi heard this, he immediately explained.

"That's right! Comrade, what about me, I want to find out from you, what my younger brother Wu Jing usually trains, whether he is tired or not, and how he behaves! ”

Wu thought for a moment and said.

"Ms. Wu, comrades should continue to train, don't disturb, you follow me to the reception room, I will introduce Wu Jing's situation in the barracks to you in detail!"

Tao Yi said to Wu Jing.

"Oh! Good! ”

Wu Jing nodded.

Tao Yi motioned for Wu Jing to walk ahead, and then, he said to the deputy squad leader Lei Ze: "Deputy squad leader, you continue to supervise the training!" ”

"Yes!"

Razor immediately replied loudly.

The squad leader Tao Yi took Wu Jing and brought him to the lounge.

As he walked, he looked at Wu Jing's expression.

Wu Jing, on the other hand, intentionally or unintentionally, guided the topic to the training subject.

"You can see it! Squad leader Tao is very vigilant! ”

In the live broadcast room, the audience began to discuss.

"To be reasonable, Wu is pretending to be a woman, there are still some resemblances, but this voice is too dramatic!"

"I feel that squad leader Tao has begun to doubt!

At this moment, Tao Yi said to Wu Jing: "Ms. Wu, you wait here for a while, I'll help you see if your brother is free for training!" ”

"Oh! Good! Thank you, squad leader! ”

Wu Jing immediately smiled and thanked him.

After Tao Yi left the reception room, he immediately found a phone in the sentry box and reported to his superiors: "Report!" Company commander, just now I found a suspicious person at the training ground......"

And Wu Jing, after Tao Yi left, decisively took off his high heels, pushed open the window, jumped out of the window, and ran out.

However, he didn't run far before he was blocked by several fighters.

The first person is the company commander Yang Jinwu.

When Yang Jinwu saw Wu Jing, he immediately frowned: "Ms. Wu, are you Wu Jing's sister?" ”

"Ahh Right! ”

Wu rolled his eyes in shock, thinking of a plan to get out.

Yang Jinwu had already asked: "You want to visit your brother, why did you come in by yourself without waiting for a report?" How did you get in? ”

"That! That one! ”

The sweat on Wu's head came out at once.

He knew that he had failed in his assessment mission.

"Hahaha! Brother Amazing can't get around! ”

Seeing this scene, netizens in the live broadcast room laughed.

"Brother Jing's embarrassed expression, so cute!"

"When you're old, you have to pretend to be a woman, this training is really difficult!"

"Come with us!"

The more Yang Jinwu looked at the woman in front of him, the more suspicious he felt, and felt that she must have spied on intelligence in the name of visiting her relatives!

Wu was helpless, so he had to say in his original voice: "Report!" Company commander, I'm Wu Jing! ”

"What? Are you Wu Jing? ”

Yang Jinwu looked at Wu Jing's face in surprise.

Under the cover of Xiao Yi's makeup, it is almost unrecognizable!

"Haha! Company Commander Yang didn't recognize Wu Jinglai at all! ”

"Makeup, known as one of the three evil arts of the Yan Kingdom, is not in vain!"

"If Wu Jing can solve the sound problem, maybe he will succeed this time!"

"It's okay not to open your mouth, but when you open your mouth, won't it be exposed?"

Wu Jing was worried that Company Commander Yang would not recognize him, so he grabbed himself as a fine worker, immediately took off the wig on his head, and then gestured: "Company commander, squad leader, look, isn't it me?" ”

"Wu Jing, why are you dressed like this, what kind of plane are you doing?"

Yang Jinwu saw that it was really Wu Jing, and immediately asked with a frown.

"Report! This is a training ...... that Instructor Xiao is doing."

Wu Jing immediately said truthfully.

After listening to this, Tao Yi couldn't help but be happy: "I just said that I feel that your appearance is a little familiar!" I thought you were really Sister Wu Jing, and I was almost deceived by you! ”

When Yang Jinwu heard this, he also nodded: "It turned out to be makeup latent training!" ”

Wu Jing whispered: "Company commander, I have been exposed, however, there are still a few comrades-in-arms who want to carry out this assessment, Instructor Xiao asked me to tell you, don't leak it!" ”

When Yang Jinwu heard this, he looked at Tao Yi: "Tao Yi, remember, don't interfere!" ”

"Yes!"

Tao Yi immediately responded.

Soon, Wu Jing returned to the training ground, and he shouted loudly: "Report!" Instructor Xiao, I failed the assessment! ”

"Get in the queue!"

Xiao Yi glanced at Wu in surprise, not surprised.

After all, although Wu Jing's appearance can hide from some people, his voice can't be hidden at all.

"Yes!"

Wu Jing immediately entered the queue and stood up.

"Next!"

Xiao Yi looked at Lin Yi.

"Yes!"

Lin Yi immediately stepped forward.

Xiao Yi gave Lin Yi a task: "Your task is the same, go to the training ground of a class and ask your squad leader and comrades about their training subjects today!" ”

"Yes!"

Lin Yi replied loudly.

In the live broadcast room, netizens began to launch a barrage.

"You say, can Lin Yi succeed?"

"I think it's very hanging!"

"The woman Wu Jing played just now, if you don't look carefully, you can't find it at all, but as a result, she was still recognized by the Tao squad leader!"

"Wu Jing's question is in the voice, have you forgotten? Lin Yi, but he can pseudophony! ”

"That's right! How did I forget that! Lin Yi knows how to fake sound, so it is indeed possible to pass this assessment! ”

(End of chapter)