Chapter 417: Delicious Snake Gile, Pseudo-Niang on the Island!
Swallowing clouds and spitting out fog is usually something that dragons and dragons can do, but I didn't expect that this poisonous snake today also has this ability. γ»The reddish poisonous mist soon drifted towards me, and I had to hold my breath in order to prevent the poisonous mist from inhaling into my mouth.
While I was busy dealing with the poisonous fog, the viper plunged headlong into the earth. Watching its huge body disappear without a trace, I immediately became cautiously on guard.
Wangwang's side used the green light emitted by the Nine Turns Linglong Cup to drive away the poisonous mosquitoes, and it seems that after a while, those poisonous mosquitoes will stay away from us. I stood there staring at the ground when the ground shook violently in front of me.
I snorted coldly and said secretly, "It's good to come!" Then I used my legs to exert my strength, and I jumped high and picked up the vajra to deliver a thunderous blow.
I saw the ground loosen for a moment, but it was the tail of the poisonous snake that came out. And where is its head? Just as I was puzzled, a dark shadow enveloped me.
I tried to look back, and I couldn't help but be surprised. This poisonous snake is so clever that it lures the enemy with its tail and then attacks it with its head.
This kind of wisdom is something that some people can't imagine. At this moment, my body was already rushing downward, and I couldn't change direction at all.
At the moment when the big mouth of the poisonous snake saw that it had bitten me, I instantly activated the immovable Vajra. The sky blue qi mask had just appeared, and my body was already in darkness.
I heard a "grunt", and I was swallowed by this poisonous snake. As the saying goes, people's hearts are not enough to swallow elephants. Today the snake is going to swallow me, which means that it will be in great trouble. I entered the belly of the snake and immediately pulled out the dagger of the Buddha statue.
As soon as the dagger of the Buddha statue came into contact with the poisonous juice in the snake's belly, it suddenly flashed red. I held the dagger in my backhand and stabbed the serpent with a fierce blow.
The knife easily sank into its flesh, and I slashed hard. The poisonous snake immediately screamed.
I listened to this and swung my knife again and again. After more than ten slashes, the poisonous snake finally quieted down, and I was able to get out of the snake's belly smoothly.
I look like Prince Qi now, and it seems that he is also suffering the same thing as me. After a while, Want Want has blasted away the poisonous mosquitoes. He was relieved to see that I was safe.
"Big brother, you have poison on your body, you must get rid of it quickly, otherwise the toxin will enter the body through the pores of the skin. β
When I heard this, I hurriedly said, "How do you get rid of it?"
Hearing this, Wangwang shook his head and smiled: "You don't need to turn the Nine Turns Exquisite Cup, the snake gall of this poisonous snake is the best thing to dispel poison." But that'...... On the palate, you get the idea!"
"Isn't it just bitterness? If I can save my life, even if it's Coptis chinensis, I can bear it. With that, I walked into the viper again with my dagger.
After some disembowelment, I finally found the gall bladder of this poisonous snake. This snake gall is too big, and I have a little trouble mouthing it.
"Wangwang, it's so big, why don't you eat some too?"
Wangwang stared at the black snake gall, swallowed his saliva, shook his head and said, "Big brother, I'll forget it." I suddenly thought...... I want to be a vegetarian. β
When I heard this, I secretly scolded this kid for not being righteous. I cut off a slice with a dagger and put it in my mouth. Yo, don't say it, this snake gall bladder tastes good. There is no bitterness, but a hint of sweetness.
I was so thirsty that I simply bent down and bit it. In less than five minutes, I swallowed all the gall of a snake larger than a human head.
I'm full now, and I feel like I'm full of strength. I put away my dagger and put the vajra in my hand again.
"Want Wang, let's go ahead and look for Apple. I've already encountered poison, and I'm afraid I'll encounter it later. Let's all be careful!"
Want Want nodded, and walked forward with me. The two of us walked forward for half an hour when we heard the sound of rushing water.
The appearance of this sound of flowing water shocked us all. Apple is here to find water, so he's definitely here. When I think about this, I can't help but speed up my pace.
Soon, the two of us came to a small lake. And in the middle of this lake, there was a man bathing. This man has his back to us, and he has short hair, and he doesn't know if it's a man or a woman.
I hesitated, but decided to speak, "Hey, who are you?"
As soon as I said this, the person who was taking a shower in front of me immediately turned around slowly. I bought a watch last year, and this is simply an uncle with a stubble on his face, and looking at his obscene face, it is not a good thing at first glance.
"Yo, what's wrong with me today? How did I meet so many handsome young men. I'm so blessed. β
I wiped it, and if a woman said that, it would be fine. It's really uncomfortable for this big man to say such things.
"You don't talk nonsense here, say, what did you do to my brother?"
The lewd uncle walked towards the lake, and said with a smile: "Oh, the handsome little guy who came before is your brother." I said, why are they so handsome. I love it. β
Hearing this, Want Want and I couldn't help but tremble, and goosebumps fell all over the place.
I've seen shamelessness, I've never seen such shamelessness. If you are a pseudo-mother, you are a little disciplined, you look like this, and you still scratch your head and make a pose, it is simply grandstanding.
"What did you do to my brother? Where are the others? If you don't say anything else, don't blame us for being rude. β
The lewd uncle stared at us up and down with a smile on his face while getting dressed.
"What else can I do with him, I can't even like him, I must be hurting him well. Don't worry, I'll take you to see him in a moment. He should still be asleep by now, and he doesn't know if he's awake or not. Hey...... It's so handsome. β
Whoever gave me a piece of tofu, I really want to hit my head and die now. The lewd uncle slowly put on his clothes, he was wearing a long skirt, I'll go, it's too torturous.
He cocked his orchid fingers, touched his mouth, then beckoned to us and took the lead to step aside.
Want Want and I both feel sick to our stomachs now, and this guy walks with a twist as if his waist is broken. He walked forward for a while, and after passing through the grove, he came to a cave.
He pointed to the cave with an orchid and said, "Ahead is my home, welcome to you!"
Hearing this, I looked at Want Want and raised my legs to walk forward. And just then, I saw a man stumbling out of the cave.
When you look closely, this person is Apple. No wonder Apple never came back, it turned out that he was trapped by this obscene uncle.
"Yo yo, little handsome guy, you're awake. I've just finished taking a shower, and I'm going to serve you. Why did you wake up so quickly?"
Hearing this, Apple said fiercely: "Demon, give me death!" As he spoke, he punched the obscene uncle, but he couldn't even walk, so how could he have the strength to hit someone?
The lewd uncle easily dodged his fist, and then hugged him directly, "Look at you, why are you so excited? It's not good for your body to get angry." β
When I saw this, my anger swelled up, and I rushed straight over. Now that Apple has been found, I can't talk nonsense with this pseudo-mother.
When the lewd uncle saw me rushing over, he suddenly grabbed Apple's neck with one hand, and then said lightly: "Do you want him to die? β
When I saw this, I dared to have a seizure, but I didn't expect the apple to fall headlong. Seeing this, Wangwang immediately stepped forward and said, "Big brother, don't act rashly. Since he can subdue Apple, he must have some skills. We can't gamble with Apple's life, so let's see how much this demon has first!"
Want Wang's words calmed me down. "Demon, you'd better be smarter, I sue you, if my brother is a little bit worse, I will repay it tenfold. Hmph......"
When the obscene uncle heard this, he covered his mouth and smiled: "Who is willing to harm him, I don't hurt him enough." It's cold outside, come in with me!" He said, helping the unconscious apple step by step into the cave.
When Want Want and I saw this, we had to keep up. As soon as the two of us reached the entrance of the cave, we smelled the woman's rouge scent, could it be that this lewd uncle still uses rouge gouache? If this is the case, it is really disgusting to the extreme.
The entrance to the cave was not large, but it was square, like a knife. I stood at the entrance of the hole and looked inside, and immediately saw all kinds of bottles and jars, and of course, a very exaggerated bed.
This big bed should be made by this pseudo-lady herself, not to mention, this demon's craftsmanship is good. The carvings on it are very exquisite, and it seems that he is a very affectionate person.
The lewd uncle helped the apple to the bed and helped him cover the quilt. The eyes looking at the apples are like lovers, which is really speechless.
"Don't be stunned, come in and sit down!" I listened, although I didn't want to, but for the sake of Apple, I had to do it for the time being.
In the cave there is a square table with wooden chairs on both sides.
Wangwang and I sat down on the chairs, and the obscene uncle immediately pointed to the smoking stove next to him and said, "There is tea on it, pour it yourself!"
I stared at the stove, and then said coldly, "You don't make these useless things, say, how can you let my brother go?"
The lewd uncle touched Apple's face with his hand, and then said with some pity: "It's just that people are lonely here, so I let him stay here." I didn't hurt him, so why can't you let him accompany me? Who of you can understand my feelings? Woo woo ......" At this, he actually sobbed quietly.
I can see it, this demon must have been reincarnated in the wrong place in this life, he should go to Thailand, and then go to the country of sticks, otherwise he won't be able to meet anyone.
Wangwang hesitated for a moment, and then said: "We can understand your painstaking efforts, but have you ever asked him about his wishes? The twisted melon is not sweet, I see you, or let him go, so that you can find your happiness again. β
When the lewd uncle heard this, his face suddenly changed, and he said fiercely: "I don't want to be happy with each other, as long as I like him, it's enough." Get out of here, I don't want to see you again. β
I wiped it, I had such a violent temper, I stood up violently, and then said fiercely: "Demon, if you don't listen to Lao Tzu's good words, it seems that I can only take your dog's life!"