Chapter 24: An athletic man like a strong rose
Jiang Ling: "??? "She can't keep up with the times?
Not only her, but even the netizens who watched the live broadcast in the live broadcast room were all blindfolded.
[The staff said that they are professionally trained and generally don't laugh, unless they can't help it, what does this mean, high school students don't understand, is there a higher education to come out and explain]
[Undergraduate students can't understand it, come a graduate student to explain]
[Wait and see, it's rare and weird]
……
"The challenge of this room is, don't laugh at the challenge!" One of the staff members explained the rules, and the other beckoned them both to sit on the couch, "We'll show a set of videos right away, and if you don't laugh, you'll get three stars." ”
Another staff member added, "Of course, during this time, our staff will also make some small noises to make you laugh, isn't it easy?" ”
"I'm sure I'm fine," Song Chunshen clasped his arms in his hands, turned his head to look at Jiang Ling, and pursed his lips, "I don't laugh, it's because I don't like to laugh by nature." ”
"I killed fish in a large supermarket for ten years, my heart is like a rock, indestructible," Jiang Ling's eyes were firm, as if he was going to participate in the revolution immediately, "Get up early to sharpen the big knife, kill a thousand a day, laugh?" does not exist. ”
Staff, you look at me, I look at you.
Seriously.
They want to laugh right now.
The mother-in-law showed three points of sarcasm, two points of disdain, and five points of wait-and-see.
Jiang Ling showed a point of indifference, a point of seriousness, a point of seriousness, a point of firmness, a point of boredom, and a five-point temperament of killing fish.
"Hahaha, that, that's the challenge." The staff was smiling.
Jiang Ling bowed slightly, just raised his head, and suddenly found that in this short period of one second, the two staff members ripped off the shirts on their bodies, revealing clothes comparable to 36 colors of color pencils!
“!!!” Song Chunshen and Jiang Ling couldn't help but gasp at the same time.
It's so explosive!
It's just astounding.
This dress! It is a collection of dragon dances, lion dances, clowns, demons, ghosts, and juggling!
Almost in just a second, Jiang Ling and Song Chunshen remembered a familiar thing - the cartoon character's family bucket of Phnom Penh blankets!
"Mom, when did you accept the apprentice?" Jiang Ling's shock condensed on her thumb, "This aesthetic vision is really your true biography!" ”
"Teacher Jiang Ling's scolding is really getting more and more advanced now." Song Chunshen looked away from the two staff members who started the lion dance with difficulty, and looked at the collection of big jokes on the projection screen with a little disgust.
"In ancient times, if you have a cat at home, you will get peace, this is Gude Maoning."
"I have 9,999 personalities, I like black, I like night, I hope you never have to understand."
"I wore black-rimmed glasses at school, everyone bullied me and laughed at me, and once during a fight, the school bully inadvertently knocked off my glasses and revealed my true face, and at that moment, the whole school exploded!"
Jiang Ling: "......"
Ms. Song: "......"
"I feel that it won't be long before the real estate industry will have a place for us sooner or later."
"I agree with that." Song Chunshen nodded.
And the photographer looked at this scene and scratched his head fiercely.
Rao is how many big scenes he has seen, like this is particularly shocking, and it is the first time he has seen it.
Not only him, but netizens have nothing to say.
This challenge may be of some use to others, but they don't know that they are now facing Jiang Ling and Song Chunshen!
The photographer, as the only spectator present, saw the picture like this-
The two staff members in front, one dragon dance and one lion dance, were scurrying on the ground, singing and dancing at the same time, and one of them actually sang a few words of rap!
Jiang Ling's expression was flat, and he sat upright.
Song Chunshen's eyes were judgmental, and he held his forehead from time to time.
In the middle, there is also an extremely embarrassing, toe-toed-toed non-mainstream embarrassing joke.
It's a bit like a live-action audition in the early years, and then the two of them were judges.
But this is too explosive, and no one can think of such a scene.
The photographer just looked at it, and basically determined in his heart that this is the next hot search booking.
"It's hard to judge." Song Chunshen made a statement, "I think they should play a styling role. ”
"I wish him success." Jiang Lingrui commented.
After the two staff members danced fiercely, they found that the two of them still had the same expressions and movements as before, and they hadn't even changed their movements.
Frustration arises.
"You guys won, it's three stars." One of the staff members handed them the three stars in disappointment, and then quickly turned around, he even reddened his eyes and pouted, "I'm going to drop a little pearl...... Woowoowoo......"
"Don't be sad," Jiang Ling thought of the five hundred ways she watched to comfort people, of which the 250th was very suitable for the current occasion, so she patted the staff on the shoulder emotionally, "Life lies in movement, life is endless, at least your exercise today is up to standard!" ”
She smiled encouragingly: "Come on, athletic man like a strong rose!" ”
The man who was about to drop the pearl showed a smile that was more ugly than crying.
The three stars are lying in Jiang Ling's hands, the material is a bit like an eraser, and the whole is slightly bulging, which is a pale yellow color.
Both Jiang Ling and Ms. Song had smiles on their faces.
Netizens watched this extremely dramatic scene and discussed a lot.
[The slap in the face came so quickly, it was like a tornado, looking at these two people baring their teeth and laughing, just now they said that one kills fish and the other doesn't like to laugh]
[I'll edit!!] New materials in the ghost animal area, you wait, we will give them P a contrast immediately]
[Seriously, when I saw that scene just now, I almost didn't laugh crazy, are they urea bags so capable of holding them, they don't laugh, especially Jiang Ling]
After getting this little star, they didn't run far, and pushed the door of the classroom next to them and entered.
This classroom is not ordinary.
As soon as Jiang Ling and Song Chunshen entered, they saw a large table, which turned out to be pentagonal, and there were already three people sitting on the three sides of the pentagon.
There was a young man in the corner who didn't know what he was doing, and he had an envelope in his hand.
"Welcome, who's undercover!" The young man suddenly stood up from the ground, and then warmly invited Jiang Ling and Song Chunshen to sit down, "Come and sit, come and sit, when you're ready, we'll start dealing cards!" ”
"The rules of the game, there are five cards here, each card has a word, one of the cards has a different word, whoever can hold on to the end will win." The little girl at the table explained the rules to Jiang Ling.
Jiang Ling played this when she was in a mental hospital, and she made an OK gesture.