Chapter 40: Feed the toilet when it's time (it's disgusting, don't look at it!) )

"Are you his girlfriend?"

Jiang Ling looked at the scene in front of her dumbfounded, even if she was used to seeing big scenes, she had to say at this time - cow!

At this moment, just a few meters away, her nominal husband, lying on the ground, did not know whether he was alive or dead, but it may not be good to see the situation.

"I'm not." Jiang Ling shook his head firmly, almost retching.

Just three minutes ago, Lu Zhanyu went to the toilet in the tumao pit in the village, and then he didn't see it clearly, plus this was the first time he had gone to this kind of toilet in more than 20 years of life, so he fell directly into the stinking dung pit.

Then he was scooped up by the passing uncle with a big dung spoon.

The shape inside this old dung pit was all in the shape of a small mountain, and Lu Zhanyu happened to fall into it, and he struggled and twisted inside, screaming and screaming.

The uncle scratched his hair irritably, "It's really rare for someone to be able to fall into the dung pit, such a young man, and I don't pay attention." ”

Jiang Ling's gaze fell on his slightly trembling eyelids, Lu Zhanyu's originally well-groomed hairstyle was stained with a dark yellow sticky object at this time, the corners of his mouth were oozing yellow liquid, and there was a piece of fiery red chili pepper skin on his eyelids, and none of the whole person was clean.

It's so painful!

Jiang Ling refers to his own heart.

"Uncle, otherwise I'll move a rescuer," Jiang Ling planned to run away first, she didn't have any moral bottom line, plus this Lu Zhanyu was not a person, and there was no psychological pressure to escape, and even she felt very happy.

She endured it for a while, almost not laughing.

As a result, as soon as he turned around, he saw Tao Lian running in a hurry, Jiang Ling's eyes lit up, and he turned around and came back, with a smile on his face, and shook his hand, "This is his girlfriend, uncle, then I'll go first!" ”

The uncle looked at Tao Lian and made an encouraging gesture at her, "Are you this kid's girlfriend?" I'll leave it to you, I'll have to do my job!" ”

"Okay thanks-" Tao Lian took a closer look, feeling that her entire eyes were polluted thoroughly, and Lu Zhanyu in her memory was now standing on the ground with dung all over her body, her black suit was full of slimy yellow things, and the air exuded an unbreathable smell.

The photographer who has been following Jiang Ling and recording all this can't help but take three steps back, it's true! It's so smoky!!

At this time, the netizens in the live broadcast room were all shocked by the shocked expressions of dead pigs.

[Ahh

[I rub me rub me rub rub, it's so disgusting, help, help me, no wonder Jiang Ling looks like she has eaten history, who can accept this, I believe that at this moment she is very grateful to Tao Lian for coming]

[Why don't you save him first?] I don't think that's a good situation.]

……

Tao Lian, when she saw her so-called true love, is now like this.

She suddenly felt that true love didn't seem to be nothing!

Take another look.

She found the vegetable leaves on the top of Lu Zhanyu's head, as well as the folded used toilet paper, as well as the chili peel on his eyelids, as well as the history of his whole body, and the yellow liquid oozing from the corners of his mouth.

"If you're her girlfriend, then save it, you can fall into it, it's brainless or haven't seen a dung pit," the uncle went and returned, and sighed, "Alas...... Times are different! ”

The corners of Jiang Ling's mouth twisted, and she stepped aside.

This kind of accident is the test of true love the most.

The dilemma of "will you save me if I fall into the dung pit" is much more difficult than "who will I save if my mother and I fall into the water?"

Jiang Ling commented sharply on the live camera, "This is a test of heart and soul, a test of the power of true love, just now, please pay attention to these two from time to time!" ”

"Jiang, Mr. Jiang......" The photographer weakly glanced at Tao Lian, who was entangled, in the distance, and then looked at Lu Zhanyu on the ground with disgust, he was very curious, and it also represented that netizens asked the question they wanted to ask the most, "Isn't Mr. Lu your husband, I heard that you have a deep affection for him before, and even Mr. Tao has had conflicts with you about Mr. Lu several times, and there was a lot of news about Mr. Lu that you couldn't love Mr. Lu." ”

The photographer was a little apprehensive, but not much.

Although this question is quite sharp, after just a few days of getting along, he follows Jiang Ling from morning to night every day, and he probably figured out that she is not the kind of little white flower who sacrifices for love described on the Internet, and it is not even the same as what is said on the Internet, her disdain and disgust for Lu Zhanyu are not fake, this kind of question, even if Jiang Ling does not answer, he will definitely not blame him.

Netizens re-tied their ears and prepared to hear what she had to say.

"Actually, I have also thought about this thought-provoking question," Jiang Ling lowered his eyes and said lightly.

"Huh?" The photographer thought he had really dug up some industry insider and was shocked.

Then I listened to Jiang Ling continue to say, "At the beginning, when I met him for the first time, it was in a business war. ”

Business Wars ??!

Netizens are all 120,000 interested.

This is much more shocking than when the teacher told me about my first love ten years ago when I was drowsy!!

may become an important oral account to investigate Jiang Ling's sudden marriage into a wealthy family.

Jiang Ling glanced at Lu Zhanyu on the ground a little and began to speak at length.

"At that time, when I passed by their company, I found that the opposite company bribed the cleaning of his house, rubbed shower gel on the floor tiles in the lobby, and whoever walked over would quack and slip, and smear the soles of his feet with oil, and then found that Mr. Lu quietly sent someone to water the fortune tree of the opposite company with boiling water, and finally watered it to death," Jiang Ling looked at Tao Lian, who was still standing on the side, struggling in her heart, and in this context, she continued to tell the story, "I was good at this time, but after getting married, I found that this is a more man!" He feeds the toilet every day when the time comes! ”

"I think Tao Lian must have been fascinated too, I will transfer this strange man for free, today is the handover ceremony!" Jiang Ling applauded as he spoke.

On the other end, Tao Lian's heart has been entangled.

Especially after hearing Jiang Ling's applause, she plucked up her courage and glanced at Lu Zhanyu with a square millimeter of sight from the corner of her eye, the man she once loved the most.

In the end, she found that she really couldn't do it.

The high-spirited scumbag at the beginning gradually faded into her mind, and was replaced by the current appearance.

The toilet paper in her hair and cuffs, as well as her half-clenched fist, after she observed it from a distance, she found that Lu Zhanyu's fist was full of history!

In this case, no matter what kind of love brain, all disappear at this moment.

She felt as if she didn't love this scumbag too much.

(End of chapter)