Chapter 141: The Truth! The Ultraman couple broke up today!
βWTFοΌ What the hell? β
"One person fights seven! Wheel wars, and then all won? β
"Listen! Listen up! Do you say yes? β
"After abusing people one by one, you are the real soloking, right?"
"I seem to understand something all of a sudden! / Cover your face"
"No wonder IM was abused and killed so easily today, in addition to the fact that the Autumn God Wine Barrel played too well, another reason, I'm afraid that the mentality has exploded before the game starts?"
"I feel sorry for IM, I didn't expect that in addition to losing the game today, they also encountered this kind of inhuman treatment before the game."
"Distressed +1!"
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Shen Qiu'an found that Enjing's eyes suddenly became very strange, and he didn't continue to ask questions, so he couldn't help but ask suspiciously, "What's wrong?" β
"Hmm" Enjing pursed her lips, stopped talking, held some words back into her stomach, and sighed, "I can only say that it is worthy of Shen Qiu'an." β
"Anyway, let's move on to the last question!"
Eun Jing waved her hand, wanting to change the topic and calm down.
Because she gradually discovered that Shen Qiu'an's talent in games is really more and more bt and incredible.
But Shen Qiu'an, who has such a 'talent' and 'strength', doesn't seem to know it...... Oh! Maybe he is self-aware, but his light and breezy expression is too crazy! She and the audience need to be calm!
Enjing's expression became serious again, and she humbly asked, "The last question is still in the first game of today, Shen Qiu'an, you have used very beautiful geometric barrel combos many times, and played some wonderful 1v1 single kills, without any mistakes, so, can I take the liberty of asking Shen Qiu'an on behalf of you about the gameplay experience of the hero of the wine barrel?" In other words, what tricks do you need to increase the success rate of geometric buckets? β
Shen Qiu'an smiled and replied generously: "There is no special trick to this kind of combo, if you have to say it, I can also give you a word." β
"Uh-huh! Please speak. Enjing also showed a little expectation in her eyes, after all, she usually plays LOL, and she plays in every position.
Today, Shen Qiu'an's wine barrel played so well, which also made her can't help but feel a little hot, and she wanted to wait for time to play a few wine barrels, of course, it was a jungler position!
Shen Qiuan said in a serious tone: "Learn mathematics, physics and chemistry well, and you will not be afraid to go all over the world." β
"Huh?!"
Eun Jing suddenly froze again.
Shen Qiu'an continued: "For example, the combo of geometric bucket has the word geometry in its name, as the name suggests, as long as the two mathematical taxonomy of geometry and angle are good enough, it is actually very easy to operate it in the game. β
"Oh, okay, thank you for sharing......" Eun Jing nodded silently, but he hid the hero of the wine barrel in his heart.
No need, no need.
It's a big deal that she won't play in the future!
Good end, what kind of barrel do you play?
There was also a commotion on the barrage, some fans and viewers were overjoyed, and some complained that it was outrageous!
"I never imagined that even LOL would one day be associated with mathematics! / Laughing and crying"
"Who's to say it isn't!"
"But listening to Qiu Shen say this, it does seem to make some sense?"
"But I still can't accept it, buddy has a junior high school education, and he's destined to play with the barrel, right? Designer~!! I'm going to sue you for discrimination! β
"This shows the importance of mathematics, physics and chemistry ~/cheek support/crying"
"Haha! Could it be that I am the only one who noticed that the light in Eun Jing's eyes suddenly disappeared? It turns out that she is a scumbag like me, and I cried to death~ I like Enjing more! β
"Faker: What? What did you just say? Come on, say it again! β
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Of course, Shen Qiu'an also noticed the sudden disappearance of light in Enjing's eyes, and couldn't help laughing for a while, and deliberately teased, "By the way, if Host Zhao Enjing wants to learn geometric barrels and learn mathematics well, I am very willing to help." β
"I thank you, Shen Qiu'an~! Kangsanmida!! β
Enjing gritted her teeth and turned around and bowed to Shen Qiu'an.
In particular, the accentuated Korean thank you is full of frustration in almost every word.
Also, after raising his gaze, his eyes are full of murderous energy!
Even if this sentence has not been translated into Chinese by the translator, the fans and viewers have stopped in Bengbu, laughing one by one, and almost tears fell from their laughter.
Love and kill each other every day, Ultraman and his wife!
Someone complained on the barrage crying and laughing: "Qiu Shen, no wonder Enjing is difficult for you every time in the mini-game session, you just do it every day!" Why do you have to mess with people?! β
Not surprisingly, when Enjing expressed her gratitude, she immediately showed a very 'kind' smile and took the initiative to say: "Shen Qiu'an, the formal question session of the competition has ended, let's enter the mini-game session!" β
The smile on the corner of Shen Qiu'an's mouth suddenly froze, and he coughed dryly at Shang Enjing's smiling eyes: "Or, be accommodating, and don't play a small game today?" β
"No way!"
"No!!"
"Autumn God, are you instigated?"
"Huh~!!"
Without waiting for Enjing to react, the audience at the scene was the first to sound a piece of shouting, and began to use the radical Dafa!
The fans and viewers in the live broadcast room of Hanwenliu shouted that the brothers at the scene are good and have done a good job!
Shen Qiu'an rolled his eyes, and said in his heart, if you have the ability, you come up to play, what are you calling?
Suddenly, I regretted that I jumped too much just now and provoked Enjing!
Today's mini-game, I'm afraid that if it weren't for his provocation just now, it will continue to increase and improve the difficulty, right?
"Shen Qiu'an, doesn't he want to be blessed for the next match now?" Enjing asked very innocently.
Shen Qiu'an: "I ......"
"Let me tell you secretly, today's little game is actually very simple, if you refuse, well, then I won't stop it."
The corners of Enjing's mouth lifted slightly, and after she finished speaking, she immediately showed a rather lost expression, "To be honest, in fact, I haven't thought that my blessing has much effect, and Shen Qiu'an was just coaxing me before, and I am very grateful for it, hard work." β
Alec~!
Tea!!
Shen Qiu'an's scalp suddenly went numb.
Sure enough, every girl will always be born with a little bit of tea art skills, even if it is hosted by the famous Enjing, it is no exception!
Now with such an expression and such a word, how should he respond?
Keep refusing?
It's scum!
That promised?
The ghost believes that today's little game that Eun Jing just said is actually very simple, this kind of nonsense!
Shen Qiu'an thought carefully and chose the best way to answer before saying, "Don't get me wrong, if you can, of course I still hope to get the blessing of Enjing presiding over you, this can bring good luck to our game, it is real...... However, I would like to ask again, is today's mini-game really simple? β
"Yes, I swear!" Eun Jing nodded sincerely.
The corners of Shen Qiu'an's eyes jumped.
Swear? Could it be that he misunderstood?
Hesitating, Shen Qiuan still nodded and relaxed: "Okay, then let's play." β
"Field control teacher, please put on the props!"
Enjing chuckled, waved her hand super quickly and quickly, and several staff members came over with props.
This laugh?
And these props
Shen Qiu'an subconsciously had a bad premonition.
Wait for the staff to bring the props to the stage.
It's amazing, a piece of acupressure board!
Above the fingerboard, the spikes protruding high seem to be exuding a deadly aura all the time!
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A big question mark rose above Shen Qiu'an's head.
Say yes and easy, you're sure??!
"Ahem!" En Jingqiang couldn't hold back a laugh, and then turned around and explained, "Shen Qiuan, I didn't lie to you, today's little game is really simple, of course, it has a premise...... Let's put aside today's special environmental boosts. β
Shen Qiu'an:( Μβ‘ Μ; οΌ
"Hahahaha!"
"Autumn God: Lao Tzu has been deceived!!"
"Poof! Shiatsu board! After all, it's the turn of this prop to play! /ε²tooth"
"Shiatsu board, show! It's so showy! β
"Enjing also turned me over, putting aside today's special environment, haha! Putting that aside, is it okay? / Laughing and crying"
"It's coming, it's coming, it's coming! Today's show effect it's coming! β
"Dude, teary-eyed, Qiu Shen is in trouble, he really dares to go up! / Squint smile"
"Cowhide!!"
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The joy on the barrage was broken, because the appearance of this finger pressure board completely ignited the atmosphere all of a sudden.
"Shen Qiuan, if you want to quit now, it's still too late." Eun Jing said with a smile at this time.
As he spoke, he also threw a provocative look at Shen Qiuan.
Shen Qiuan was speechless.
Exit now?
He doesn't want to lose face!
No way! When today's interview is over, he must clean up Enjing, if he can't retaliate on the field, then come down! β¦β¦ Shen Qiuan thought secretly in his heart.
He patted his cheeks with both hands, took a deep breath, showed a fairly calm smile, and said, "Quitting or something, don't worry, I'll listen to what today's game is first." β
"It's easy!" Eun Jing chuckled and said, "I don't know if Shen Qiu'an has ever heard of a little game called 'Hibiscus Blossoms'. β
"Nope." Shen Qiuan shook his head, saying that he hadn't heard of it.
The on-site audience, as well as in the live broadcast room, were also at a loss, and they had never heard of this strange name of the little game.
Enjing blinked, a little surprised, because this is a relatively popular game in the country of sticks, and Shen Qiuan has never heard of it!
But after thinking about it, Shen Qiuan was either in college or in a career before, and I am afraid that he didn't have time to participate in club activities, which is normal.
Eun Jing nodded and said, "Okay, then let me explain, the rules of this game are like this: one player is chosen to "catch the house" and stands at the end of the playing field, with his back to the other players. The catcher will sing when facing away, and other players can move towards the end while singing.
But when the catcher finishes shouting this sentence and turns around, the other players should stop moving. If the catcher sees someone moving, that player quits the game. The first person to reach the finish line will become the new catcher in the next round. The catcher can change the rhythm on his own while singing the lyrics, which increases the tension of the game. β
After this explanation, Shen Qiuan showed a sudden expression, and then he couldn't laugh or cry.
The fans in the audience and the live broadcast room of Hanwenliu also cried and laughed.
"Isn't this the one-two-three-wood man?"
"I played it when I was a child, and it means it's exactly the same."
"The Korean version of one-two-three wooden people, right?"
"In this way, Enjing really didn't lie to Qiu Shen just now, this little game is really simple."
"So what is the shiatsu board used for? Why don't you want to play this game on a fingerboard? /Frightened/Frightened"
"I don't know!"
"It's really possible!"
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"Shen Qiu'an, your expression... Is it a reminder of the game again? After finding the change in Shen Qiu'an's expression, Enjing asked suspiciously.
"Not really, because this game also exists in our Huaxia, called 'One, Two, Three Wooden People'." Shen Qiu'an's reverse culture has exported a wave.
Eun Jing was surprised: "Is it the same way to play?" That might.. It was a long time ago that this little game came to us from Huaxia, but it doesn't matter. β
She put her slender fingers under her lips and continued with a smile: "This little game we are going to play today, I have slightly modified it. β
Shen Qiuan reminded angrily and funny: "Zhao Enjing hosts?? β
It's easy to say yes..
"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, it's a very simple magic change, at least I think it's not difficult for Shen Qiuan at all." Enjing's voice waved softly and cheered up.
Shen Qiu'an suddenly had a black line.
Damn it!
He's racking him again!
"The rules of the game after the magic change are like this, the song is played by the sound engineer, and at the same time, the catcher will control the right to start and stop playing the music."
"Catch the house press the stop button, the music will pause, the person who runs must stop moving immediately, once you are caught moving, you need to hold the catcher on the finger pressure board to do 2 squats, or let the catcher sit on your back to do 2 push-ups, the game until the player touches the catcher, the player wins, if it is more than 5 minutes can not touch, the game is also over, the catcher wins."
"Oh! As an added reminder, our entire game will be played on the fingerboard, and when the game starts, the lights will be turned off, the music will be paused, and the lights will be turned on! β
"That's it, isn't it easy?"
Enjing showed a very good-looking expression to Shen Qiu'an, and when she laughed, she would show eight white teeth, and her temperament was very good, which was particularly charming.
It's just that only Shen Qiu'an can see it, and when Enjing turned around, he winked at him playfully a few times.
Shen Qiuan propped his temples with his hands, unable to complain.
Simple,!
It's all demonic difficulty, okay?
The audience at the scene, for fear that Shen Qiu'an would 'coward' again, immediately coaxed and arched the fire again.
"Autumn God! Don't be afraid! β
"This game sounds so easy to me!"
"Men can't say they can't."
"Autumn God, it's over, I believe in you! You are the fiercest! Violent!! β
"What is this, this game, I'm messing around! And Enjing dares to challenge, can it be said...... Autumn God, are you afraid? / Frightened"
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A bunch of heartless guys! β¦β¦ Shen Qiuan glanced at the fans and audience who were arching the fire again, very angry, and after turning around, he asked, "Then how to distinguish between a catcher and a player, it will not be predetermined, right?" After being changed by you, this game obviously has more advantages in catching home. β
"Of course not! That's so unfair! Eun Jingyi shook her small fist solemnly, indicating that she resolutely protested against this internal behavior.
Shen Qiuan was curious: "Then what are you going to do?" β
"It's simple, too."
Enjing took advantage of the situation to raise her small fist and asked, "What about rock-paper-scissors?" β
Shen Qiuan thought about it, rock-paper-scissors is also very fair, simple and just, okay.
But there's a catch.
"If it were me, I could pick up Zhao Enjing and host you to do squats or carry you to do push-ups, but if it was Zhao Enjing to host you, is it okay?" Shen Qiuan asked.
"Of course you can ......" Eun Jing just wanted to show that she was a strong girl, but after thinking about it, if she really said it, it seemed a little unladylike.
Forget it, it's better to pretend to be weak.
Enjing changed her words and said embarrassedly: "Then, Shen Qiu'an, you can just help me come up with a punishment." β
"No problem." Shen Qiu'an raised his eyebrows, revealing a vindictive smile, and pointed his index finger at the acupressure board, "How about doing 5 sets of jumping jacks on the acupressure board?" β
"Okay." Eun Jing responded super refreshingly.
However, when the rules of the two are all set, the smell of gunpowder will be raised a little slowly!
Even if there is a layer of screens apart, the live broadcast room of Hanwen is full of smashing tongues.
"I don't know why, obviously Qiu Shen and Eun Jing are laughing, but why do I just feel a chill?"
"+1, shudder! / Cover your ears"
"The smell of gunpowder is spreading wildly."
"And these two punishment for failure are a bit ruthless! Whether it's squatting, push-ups, or jumping jacks on a shiatsu board, hiss!! β
"The truth! The Ultraman couple officially broke up today! / Squint smile"
"Haven't you heard of it?"
"Hitting is pain and scolding is love~/ Dog head"
"Haha! Understood, understood, this wave is called love and killing! β
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Under the discussion of the fans and the audience, on the stage, Shen Qiuan and Enjing all set up their positions and hid one hand behind their backs.
"Rock, scissors, paper!"
Eun Jing took out the scissors.
Shen Qiu'an came out of the cloth.
"Flutter!" Enjing didn't hold back, almost laughed, and said, "Shen Qiu'an, you lost." β
Shen Qiuan nodded with a dark face, "I know!" β
"In that case, I'm the catcher, you're the player, from now on, please take off your shoes and put on the fingerboard."
En Jingqiao's face was full of anticipation, and she took the lead in walking over, and when she passed by Shen Qiu'an, she laughed mischievously, and said in a low voice, "Mr. Fengyin, your rock-paper-scissors level is as bad as when we were in the team building game before!" Thankfully, you agreed to my suggestion, thank you, Kangsanmida~! β
Shen Qiu'an: "?? β
Calculate! It's all calculations!
It was too late to regret and say something, because, after the 'face taunt', Eun Jing squatted next to the fingerboard and put down the microphone in his hand.
Today, she is still wearing a simple and fashionable sports style, white T and black pants, and a pair of clean little white sneakers.
Squatting next to the fingerboard, taking off his shoes, and then, taking off the cute pair of white cotton socks, En Jing pointed at his white little feet, and reminded, "Shen Qiu'an, socks can't be worn." β
Shen Qiu'an sighed, walked over, and also bent down to take off his shoes and socks, seeing that Enjing hadn't walked to the finger pressure board yet, he couldn't help but wonder: "Host Zhao Enjing?" What are you waiting for? β
"I'm ......" Enjing hesitated for a moment, clenched her fist under her lips and coughed lightly, revealing an obviously reluctant smile, "Of course, I'm waiting for Shen Qiu'an to go with you." β
Shen Qiu'an thought slightly, and suddenly understood.
Well, it turns out that she is also afraid!
Obviously, I don't know much about the fingerboard, so I have to pull him into the water, right?
Kill 1,000 enemies and lose 800 yourself, it's really hard, Enjing presided!
He smiled and strode forward, just as Eun Jing had just shown a puzzled look and wanted to ask him what he was doing.
"Huh?"
Enjing suddenly exclaimed in a low voice, because, suddenly, her small waist covered two warm big hands, and her whole body hung in the air with her.
"Shen Qiu'an??"
As if aware of what was about to happen, Eun Jing's little face turned white, and she sneered at her two white little feet dangling in the air.
"No thanks, I'll help you with the finger pressure board." Shen Qiuan expressed his super enthusiasm and his super helpful heart.
"Don't! No...... I mean...... Yes!!! β
As he spoke, Shen Qiu'an had already taken another step forward, let go of his hand, and placed En Jing firmly on the edge of the fingerboard.
The sharp acupressure board protruded, directly pierced the soles of Enjing's fair-skinned little feet, and fit perfectly with the soles of the feet! It hurts!!
On her beautiful and delicate face, her small expression suddenly became a little distorted, her eyes widened, her skin suddenly tensed, and she inhaled the cold air hard.
But after facing Shen Qiu'an's smiling expression, he gritted his teeth, and with great perseverance, he actually retracted his expression again.
"Oh, no, it doesn't hurt."
Enjing smiled and invited, "Why don't you come up and try it together?" It's fun and really interesting. β
"Ahem!" Shen Qiuan forced a smile, shook his head, went back to the farthest place, and calmly stepped on the finger pressure board.
To be honest, although he had never underestimated the fingerboard, when he actually stepped on it barefoot.
The electric shock that could spread almost directly from the soles of his feet and then straight into his brain still made him shiver.
Ahh
It's sour!!
(End of chapter)