Third, the southern district Feng Erniang
The mother-in-law's customer service attitude is invincible and good, Zhou Xiaoyu, a country child, has experienced a handful of guest treatment, but this so-called local chicken noodles are difficult to eat to the limit, is there any chicken in the soup? Or is there only a lot of low-quality MSG?
After being cooked for a long time, MSG exudes even more inferior pseudo-umami, and no matter how hungry Zhou Xiaoyu is, he can't eat this local chicken noodles. Who knows how anything other than noodles is made?
If you just cook the noodles and pour boiled water, Zhou Xiaoyu can eat them. But this one doesn't work.
Zhou Xiaoyu put down his chopsticks and said, "I'm done." ”
The mother-in-law looked at the bowl, didn't care, and said with a smile: "Forty yuan." ”
"What!" Zhou Xiaoyu patted the case and got up.
But the mother-in-law was annoyed, and she said with a smile: "Why, you don't come in if it's too expensive." I'm not going to snatch someone at the train gate with a knife. ”
Zhou Xiaoyu said: "This is not right. ”
"Gotta ~" The mother-in-law waved her hand as if she was used to seeing the shape of a slaughtered person: "You have suffered a loss and grown wise, don't come in the future." ”
She had the intention of blowing the whistle.
"No."
Zhou Xiaoyu twisted his head, thinking about the three-yuan bowl of local chicken noodles in the town, which was much more affordable than this. But despite this, Xiao Yu'er still takes Aunt Anthracene for lunch most of the time, and does not spend money indiscriminately.
"Ah Zhong Aliang came down, the overlord meal came, and he also sent a note to 'Brother Hua'." The sturdy mother-in-law issued a series of instructions to eat the pig's head to death.
Two young people came down from the upper floor, with sharp eyebrows and fine eyes, white faces and smooth hair, this kind of style is not what Zhou Xiaoyu likes, and it is completely far from the restaurant helper.
They didn't say anything, and they gathered around and stood beside Zhou Xiaoyu.
Another small worker, a little helplessly, glanced at Zhou Xiaoyu, left the restaurant, and seemed to be calling "Brother Hua".
The mother-in-law looked like a godfather in Los Angeles and said: "If you want to make trouble, you have to inquire first, and I will be named Erniang on the rivers and lakes in the southern district." To Dali, pay for food, and I'm not afraid if you want to call the police. ”
Zhou Xiaoyu is the most taboo about people throwing black words, and this hearing is really shocking: good guy, he admits that it is a black shop.
As everyone knows, the rivers and lakes in the mother-in-law's mouth are really far from the rivers and lakes in Zhou Xiaoyu's thoughts.
"Good!"
Xiao Yu'er, who was like a pig's head, shook the ground with a kick, and said in a crepe voice: "People say that there are things to do and things to do, since you 'report the number and draw the road', my little fish will be Feng Erniang in the Southern District!" ”
provoked such a sentence, which made the mother-in-law who was usually cheated and abducted a little dumbfounded.
It is not an exaggeration to say that there are not many people who will walk into this kind of store, and once they do, nine out of ten will break their fortunes and avoid disasters, and they will lose dozens of dollars. Because the forty yuan stuffy stick is very skillful in design, in this era, even if it is really a river dragon, it will not challenge the head snake for this price.
So in this case, occasionally encountering a prickly head who is unwilling to pay, the mother-in-law will immediately put on a smiling face and say: "Just when I have a treat and make a friend." ”
The performance of the problem Xiaoyuer and his person are as weird as he is, so weird that they are extremely "booklike". Before the mother-in-law could react, the two people sitting in the hall had already come up at the same time.
One picks up a fire stick, and the other a greasy kitchen knife.
The kitchen knife hand said with a ruthless look: "You have a pig's head and haven't grown up yet, there are so many places to eat overlord meals, you are looking for here." ”
After the mother-in-law was known as "Feng Erniang in the Southern District", Zhou Xiaoyu's legs shook the ground and really screamed, and the two two stunned men stepped forward separately, which was undoubtedly the "response" in Zhou Xiaoyu's eyes.
Then there is nothing to say. Zhou Xiaoyu shot quickly, but there was room for it.
Bump –
At first, a kitchen knife hand didn't understand anything, and he felt like a cloud flying in the air, his chest was uncomfortably swollen, and he felt trembling all over, but two somersaults actually stood on the ground steadily, and the kitchen knife was still in his hand.
This shock fist Zhou Xiaoyu used four points of strength, which was really his pure heart, and he was the first to warn.
The fire stick hand is actually equivalent to playing soy sauce, and he doesn't understand the form, so he is a little scared and stupid, and stays in the local area for a while.
The kitchen knife hand thought that he was strong in martial arts, and he could still grasp the balance after being hit so vigorously, and his arrogance became even more arrogant, and he charged again with the kitchen knife on his back: "I really forced me to put down your awesome." ”
He was not close yet, Zhou Xiaoyu's strange footsteps flashed, and he suddenly narrowed the distance.
Fist –
The warning is followed by the real killer punch.
On the surface, when the calm leopard pierced his fist and struck him close to the chest, the guy's kitchen knife was still dangling in his chest.
Bump –
A punch was imprinted on the surface of the knife, making an empty sound.
The speed of the fist, the power does not seem to be very large, but a faint fist mark was left on the knife surface, and the kitchen knife hand was hit by the knife again, the body only shook slightly, and a mouthful of blood spurted out like an arrow. His knees went limp, and he fell directly to the greasy ground, barely able to lift his breath.
This is the first time that there has been a first "test boxing", only one shock boxing, Zhou Xiaoyu knew that this guy was a hollow radish, without any kung fu foundation. So although this time it is a killing punch, it is only a three-point force, and it is a knife face separation, otherwise this punch is a human life.
"Murder! Help me! ”
Feng Erniang, who didn't understand the situation too well, saw this scene and thought that Ah Zhong was put down by the little migrant worker with a kitchen knife, so frightened that the horse panicked, and ran out as soon as he slipped away.
It's dark, and this still lively street seems to be chaotic, I heard that it is a murder, running running, and calling the police.
Feeling very bad, Zhou Xiaoyu didn't want to see the police, the two of them flashed to the door of the restaurant, and before leaving, they took out five yuan from their hidden small pockets and put them on the table, and then ran away, like a puff of green smoke.
The fire stick hand and mother-in-law who only dared to look from a distance in the rear did not dare to look closely, and the Hua brother who came with the aftermath of the horse, shouted vigorously at the top of his voice: "Killed, escaped, caught... ”
No one dared to intercept this call.
In this era, unless you meet another Zhou Xiaoyu, who will intercept a ruthless person who is suspected of being a murderer? It's estimated that it's a little more reliable to catch a thief. . .
Turning two streets, Zhou Xiaoyu slowed down. Like a child, he almost forgot what had just happened, and began to look curiously at the new environment around him.
The environment is not beautiful, but it is very interesting to look like a small fish like a blank piece of paper.
Inexperienced, so inexperienced that he thought he was out of trouble. In fact, he is still in the station area. It's different from what my grandfather said: a small community, sometimes she is big.
While the little piggy head looked around, he felt a hot feeling coming from his face, he raised his hand to touch the bruised face and said, "It hurts... ”
Although he avoided the heavy when he was on the train, he was beaten by at least ten punches by a few thugs, so he was really a pig's head.
Zhou Xiaoyu soon came to a junction, when the sun was rising, the red and warm sunlight had symbolic meaning, making people comfortable, he looked up at the rising red sun, without blinking.
The inner home is quiet and not easy to move, while the outer home is completely different and requires constant "external stimulation".
When he was in the mountains, Zhou Xiaoyu was always soaked in cold water by his grandfather before dawn in winter. In summer, I always practice boxing in cotton clothes under the scorching sun. Every day at sunset and sunrise, I watched the sun according to my grandfather's teachings.
Grandpa once said: This is not only to practice the eyes, but also to purify the soul, how wide and pure the heart is, how hard the bones are. Be a man with a straight back.
Looking up at the sun, and not knowing much about the rules of walking in the city, he almost bumped into an old woman when he turned the corner.
Zhou Xiaoyu's emergency response is not comparable to ordinary people, almost when he touched it, the tiger and leopard were heartfelt, heavy waist, and the next deliberate power was made, like a cheetah as light and agile as flashing away, just split the old woman.
"Yo~"
Zhou Xiaoyu, who was about to leave, heard the old woman's cry behind him, and when he looked back, the old woman had fallen to the ground.