Twelve, what a big breath

Long Jiaqi looked at him for a moment and smiled: "What are they, they made a lot of things for you yesterday, it is necessary for me to take the initiative to communicate with my family." Otherwise, it will only get more and more trouble. ”

Before she went out, she said, "Your mobile phone number... Thinking about it, she feels that her mouth is itchy, Xiao Yu'er doesn't necessarily know what a mobile phone is, what number does she have?

Sure enough, Zhou Xiaoyu looked very excited: "Do you have a mobile phone, I haven't used it yet, do you have it, show it to me?" ”

Long Jiaqi has not had a mobile phone for many years, and has been described by many as a monster, but now he has another little monster with him.

She said, "It's good if you don't, you're as good as me now." Do you know? The uncle who walked out of the door to pick up garbage has two mobile phones, and we don't have it to explain that it is unique, huh? Don't run around, wait for me to come back. ”

She gently closed the door...

When Zhou Xiaoyu was alone, he took the 5,000 yuan passbook given by Aunt Anthracene from his personal pocket and looked at it in his hand, wondering, how much does the legendary mobile phone cost? He planned to buy one for both himself and Long Jiaqi.

There is a stinky river in front of the small inn. This leaves there almost no people exercising in the morning.

When Zhou Xiaoyu came to the river alone, there was still the mother-in-law with an oily belly twisting her waist, twisting and twisting, her image was very funny.

She saw Zhou Xiaoyu coming, and said, "Young man, do you know what kind of tree it is?" ”

Zhou Xiaoyu said: "Eucalyptus can repel insects. It is said that there are also many disadvantages. ”

The vicious-looking mother-in-law was stunned: "Do you still have a reason?" Six out of 10 of my guests don't know that. I don't know about the rest, but the deworming is good. The tree grows very fast. ”

Zhou Xiaoyu said: "In our Zhoujiabao, this tree is planted in the yard of every house. ”

"Zhoujiabao...

The mother-in-law stopped twisting her fat waist and tilted her head to think about something.

Zhou Xiaoyu didn't pay attention to this fierce guy on the surface, and swam with light steps, shaking his hand slightly, and sometimes punching lightly.

He doesn't seem to practice boxing at all, it's like a game, it's hard to find traces of boxing.

His "hand shake" that seems to be moving the joints is a little different, it looks like a slight swing, but because the muscles and bones of the whole body are flexible, it can drive the whole body to vibrate.

Soon, Zhou Xiaoyu stopped shaking his hands, running and jumping without any rules, sometimes doing "want to punch", but the speed was very slow, not really punching, not even feints.

What he is doing now, according to his grandfather's words, is no longer called practice, it is called "maintenance".

The mother-in-law, who had just come back to her senses, looked at his movements, was a little interested, and then frowned and said, "Are you practicing fighting?" It's useless like this, if you don't practice martial arts, you will end up empty. After a pause, he added, "Oh, I heard from others." ”

After the routine activities, Zhou Xiaoyu walked back to the hotel and said, "My work has been done, no need to practice." ”

Seeing his back disappear, the mother-in-law narrowed her eyes and said, "What a big breath." ”

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The midday sun rises into the sky, emitting suffocating heat, causing the "smell of stinky water" to rise in the area.

Standing at the window on the second floor looking out, Xiao Yu'er, who was waiting for Long Jiaqi's return, suddenly thought of the mother-in-law, and her thinking shifted:

If I remember correctly, Zhou Xiaoyu felt that in the morning by the river, he just shook his hands, "ran and jumped and twisted his waist", but there was no "fighting" action, but the mother-in-law easily said the words "practice fighting". At that time, the intention was to fight but not to fight, there was its intention, but there was no form, if you were not an expert, you would not be able to see this.

"So she's... Zhou Xiaoyu grabbed his head and looked a little worried, and he was deeply impressed by the "mother-in-law" who opened a black shop who mainly got off the train.

The rookie is afraid of encountering a black shop again.

With curiosity about everything, Zhou Xiaoyu walked downstairs.

At the entrance of the building, there was a child about ten years old in the small duty room. The child has the style of a mother, with a chubby shape, a tiger head, and is doing homework.

From time to time, children scratch their heads and watch soap operas on TV. At this moment, the mother-in-law who swallowed melon seeds slapped her son on the head: "Can't write again?" What did you do during class? ”

The home scene made Zhou Xiaoyu put aside the idea of temptation for a while and stood to watch.

Once upon a time, when I was doing my homework in the yard, I deserted, and Aunt Anthracene also slapped me. At that time, the grandfather saw it in his eyes, but he never interfered with Aunt Anthracene. In my memory, the old man who seemed to have seen everything in the world was a wise man, but he was very stingy in expressing his opinions...

The mother-in-law taught her son a lesson, and looked up to see Zhou Xiaoyu standing a little farther away. She took her son's homework book and looked at it, but she didn't understand it very well, and scolded in a low voice: "What the hell is going on in the school now, not only are there many homework thieves, but it is also quite difficult?" ”

She shook her hand at Zhou Xiaoyu in the distance: "Young man, have you ever been in elementary school?" ”

Zhou Xiaoyu came back to his senses: "I've read it." ”

The mother-in-law said: "Then there is no problem, my son will not be here, you will teach this kid." ”

Khan, Zhou Xiaoyu blushed a little, but he still walked over, he didn't think that he also had the opportunity to be a teacher?

When Zhou Xiaoyu was instructing the children to do their homework, the mother-in-law was carelessly eating melon seeds and watching soap operas, but her mind was no longer on TV. She talked to Zhou Xiaoyu intentionally or unintentionally, asking many questions.

Zhou Xiaoyu has to answer all questions, and he has the style of a hero.

"So, the little woman with you, you just met?" The mother-in-law asked after a long time.

The cheerfulness of the answer room made her feel a little good about this rookie, so she wanted to remind her of some questions. From the mother-in-law's point of view, that woman is also two types of people who are completely different from the rookie anyway.

Zhou Xiaoyu said: "Yes, what's wrong?" ”

The mother-in-law saw that there was no one, so she lowered her voice and said, "Don't blame me for talking too much, you are two types of people, isn't it strange that you have come to this point inexplicably?" I won't say much, I just want to remind you that the danger of reality is something you can't think about. Think more about things. ”

Zhou Xiaoyu said with confidence: "But my grandfather said that when you see the world full of dangers, the world is also dangerous to you." ”

The ten-year-old little fat man looked up at "Teacher Zhou" and was obscene: If my classmates were so good at fooling, it would be crooked. . .

In the afternoon, the sun rises to the top and gradually begins to tilt again.

Zhou Xiaoyu stood at the window on the second floor, quietly looking at the dusty road not far away, and Long Jiaqi never came back for a long time.

He felt weird, he just thought, after the guy with the big pigtails left, there was something missing in this house?