Zhou Xiaoyu handed over the rice and chopsticks and said, "Auntie, it's time to eat." ”

Yu Xuanji put down the book, took it and began to chew slowly.

Zhou Xiaoyu didn't leave in time, and sat down on the opposite side curiously, quietly watching this guy eat.

Yu Xuanji has a special style when eating, she eats a bite of white rice, and then uses chopsticks to shave around the dish, find the shredded meat that is pleasing to the eye, and then stuff it into her mouth.

Zhou Xiaoyu kept looking at it and felt that Jiaqi's meal should be like this, hehe...

In this way, a strange situation was formed, and the rookie looked at the fish mysteries and ate in a unique style. Anyway, somehow, the original ecological style of everything that comes from nature is very attractive to small fish, so that there is some intimacy somehow.

After a long time, Yu Xuanji gently put down the dishes and chopsticks, and didn't speak, just stared at Zhou Xiaoyu, both of them were curious, and both of them were engaged.

Woo~

A slight whistle blew, and the delicate little kettle on the table boiled, spewing steam.

This movement caused the two of them to begin to come back to their senses. Zhou Xiaoyu said curiously: "Is there anything wrong with your eyes, why are you looking at me like this." ”

Yu Xuanji blinked his eyes and said, "If you don't look at me, how do you know that I'm looking at you?" ”

"Oh."

Zhou Xiaoyu was slightly stunned, it sounded like a person in the market, but it seemed that there was something else in the mouth of this woman.

Yu Xuanji said again: "What do you want from me?" ”

Zhou Xiaoyu scratched his head, and he didn't know what this guy was talking about.

Yu Xuan pointed to the book on the table and said, "Han Fei said that the reason why things in the world happen is because of 'interests'. ”

Zhou Xiaoyu, who was curious about everything, forgot to distinguish for himself, and asked curiously: "Why did he say that?" What's a great way? ”

"The benefit of profit, the harm of fear."

Yu Xuanji said: "Profit is temptation." Harm is a threat. In layman's terms, it is carrots and sticks. He said that the owner of the coffin shop prayed for more deaths, not because the boss wanted to kill, but because it was a good business. This is the pros. The common people do not pay taxes because they want to make the country rich and strong, not because they want to contribute to society, but because they are afraid that if they do not pay taxes, they will break the law, and they will be punished if they break the law. So it's harmful. ”

Yu Xuanji said again: "The weak give the underworld protection money, not because they want to contribute to the prosperity of the underworld, but because the protection fee is compared with the cost of confrontation, it is cost-effective to pay the protection fee." So in the same way: you cook for me, I don't threaten you, what do you want that is higher than the value of your labor? ”

Zhou Xiaoyu was completely dizzy, and was depressed for a long time before getting up and saying, "Nonsense." ”

The tea on the table had reached a suitable temperature after brewing, and Yu Xuanji's hand, which was as beautiful as Zhou Xiaoyu, was gently raised, took a sip, and then looked at him in surprise and said, "Don't be busy denying it first." It's better to give an example than to give a definition, how many examples do you say to listen to me? ”

Zhou Xiaoyu had to sit down again and said: "At first, I thought Jiaqi was beating me for money, but she was very good to me, she was my first friend." Now I realize how sorry I was for her and thought of her as a bad person. When she left, not only did she not ask me for money, but she also gave me a mobile phone. ”

As he spoke, he took out his close-fitting phone and showed it off.

Yu Xuanji looked at "himself" mobile phone with interest and said: "You are only a few short days, and the process is not satisfactory, so it is not enough to draw conclusions on this incident." For example, until the fish has been caught, the fish can't say, "The fisherman is so nice to feed me." It is only when the fish is caught and dies that the fish incident is complete. Then the onlooker can say: the food given by the angler is called 'bait', not charity. ”

She looked into his eyes quietly: "What do you say?" ”

"Uh...

Zhou Xiaoyu is a little strange, if this is a fight, it has evolved into the meaning of the black shadow man that night.

Yu Xuanji said again: "Even if your Jiaqi is not a 'fisher', assuming that she is not good to you for 'profit'." But I don't know her well, so your persuasiveness pales. If you use Lei Feng as an example, it is much more persuasive, what do you think? ”

Zhou Xiaoyu slapped the table very recklessly and said, "Okay, how about Lei Feng?" ”

Yu Xuanji smiled slightly: "You deserve the name of Little Fish." ”

"Mmmm, I'm a little fish." He urged, "Answer me quickly." ”

Yu Xuanji said: "Han Fei's logic has no obvious flaws, and it can still be applied to the public after thousands of years." On the other hand, although I recognize Lei Feng, it has also lasted for thousands of years, and there are only a handful of exceptions, and similar people have also been given special titles and placed in the shrine, they are a special minority. In the same way, it is inferred that special cases exist, but they are not enough to refute the law of large numbers. ”

Yu Xuanji picked up the teacup and pushed it in front of Zhou Xiaoyu and said, "Now tell me your opinion." ”

Xiao Yu'er didn't mind the cup that this guy had drunk, raised it and took a big sip and said, "I won't tell you, you are promoting a spiritual virus." ”

Yu Xuanji glanced at him in surprise and said, "The virus army is attacking humans, and the corpses are piling up like a mountain. Antibodies remain in the bodies of the surviving people, and when the antibodies are extracted and injected into the new humans, the virus will not come. What I want to ask is, what do you use to deny the correctness of this viral classmate? ”

Zhou Xiaoyu was really depressed, this whole neurotic, one moment said that the virus was correct, and the other time said that his fish was caught by Jiaqi.

He slapped the table and said, "I don't understand what you said, and I don't want to tell you." ”

Yu Xuanji is like a frightened boudoir woman, weakly huddled in the corner, very pitiful.

Zhou Xiaoyu was slightly stunned, and said softly: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to scare you, I was a little excited for a while." ”

"I'm Xiucai, you're a soldier." The fish mystery is still cowering in the corner.

Zhou Xiaoyu saw a learned woman who was far away from home being scared like this by herself, and she really regretted it to death.

He hurriedly said again: "I'm really sorry, Auntie, now let's study Xiucai and Bing." ”

Yu Xuanji thought for a while and said, "Who do you think will win when Xiucai meets a soldier?" ”

Zhou Xiaoyu hesitated: "It depends on the situation." ”

Yu Xuanji shook his head dryly: "Under the premise of 'Xiucai and Bing', everything is equal to zero." First, Xiucai didn't dare to say it. Second, Xiucai quoted scriptures and classics, and said that the soldier was very angry, and he knocked him down with one punch. A Xiucai who eats with his mouth, his mouth is crooked, can you say that he doesn't lose? ”

Zhou Xiaoyu thought to herself: She was still comparing herself to the rudeness she had just had.

Yu Xuanji said: "Reasoning under that premise is just the rule of Xiucai. But GIs can jump out of the rules, and then it evolves into a confrontation of rules and rules. Then under that premise, the rules of the GI are the final decision on the outcome of the victory. ”

Zhou Xiaoyu's head shook slightly, as if he had thought of something.