One, two, four, or the proprietress of the proprietress
Zhou Xiaoyu walked around downstairs, and Wu's mother was still tinkering alone in the large kitchen of more than 30 square meters, and after looking at it, she seemed to be preparing for making pastries.
There was nothing to do, Zhou Xiaoyu took the garage key from the closet, and came out of the garage next to him to look at two cars, one was the same Mercedes-Benz that was crashed by Boss Du Bing, and the other was a sports car with more feminine lines, as for the brand, Zhou Xiaoyu didn't know much.
Zhou Xiaoyu likes cars very much now, and he really wants to drive one of them out for a walk, but after all, there is a "task" in him, and he just thinks about it.
When I returned to the house, I faintly heard screams from upstairs: "Help! ”
Zhou Xiaoyu's mind moved, his body flew out like a cheetah, jumped from the door to the foot of the stairs, jumped over more than a dozen stairs for the second time, and pulled the guardrail without stopping, and spun and fell to the upstairs walkway.
In less than two seconds, it is clean and beautiful.
Mrs. Du, who was standing outside the door of the corridor room, was stunned when she saw the person who suddenly appeared, rubbed her eyes, and thought, how did this guy flash out?
Seeing her standing outside the door, Zhou Xiaoyu was stunned and asked, "Mrs. Du, what's wrong with you?" ”
Mrs. Du then pointed to the room and said, "Spider, there is a spider, you can help me go in and kill it!" ”
“!” Zhou Xiaoyu scratched his head.
"Go! What are you doing in a daze? Scared the hell out of me! ”
Mrs. Du patted her chest and urged him, as if in addition to being afraid, she also had two points of coquettishness.
Zhou Xiaoyu had no choice but to go in.
Mrs. Du looked like a thief and followed behind him, sometimes probing to investigate.
But after looking for a long time, I couldn't find it.
Mrs. Du's voice was very sticky: "Oh, you're looking for it, it will come to bite me at night, I'm afraid!" ”
She pointed to the pink futon and said, "It was in bed before!" ”
Zhou Xiaoyu groped in bed in the past, but still couldn't find it.
He estimated that the super loud voice of the "boss lady" had already scared the spider away.
Zhou Xiaoyu can be said to have spent a lot of effort, and in the end, he simply didn't use his eyes to see, closed his eyes to listen, and to sense.
Seeing his magical appearance, Mrs. Du thought it was amusement and began to observe this guy quietly, from head to toe.
After a moment, Zhou Xiaoyu, who had eliminated many voices, had some sense, he turned around, looked up, and finally saw it.
On the door of the high upper closet, there is a meter-sized "super little spider".
Dizzy~
Zhou Xiaoyu also said that the spider that he saw in the mountains was bigger than an egg? Otherwise, how can it scare people like this.
He helplessly raised his hand and said, "Is this guy?" ”
Mrs. Du looked at it and hid behind Zhou Xiaoyu again: "That's it, quick, go up and kill it!" ”
Zhou Xiaoyu doesn't have any good feelings about this thing.
In the past, grandpa's concept of not killing did not have much impact on Zhou Xiaoyu, in Xiaoyuer's concept, he just did not kill, he was usually very unfriendly to animals, so those wild animals ran away when they saw him, but many animals would naturally run to grandpa's side to rest.
In this case, it took Zhou Xiaoyu many years to figure it out, when his grandfather said: When you look at it and it is pleasing to the eye, it is probably also pleasing to the eye when it looks at you, and vice versa, this is called induction,,。
"Kill it! What are you doing in a daze? Mrs. Du pushed Zhou Xiaoyu excitedly.
Zhou Xiaoyu nodded and said, "Okay, kill this guy!" ”
Call.
This distance is not a distance for Zhou Xiaoyu, he jumped lightly, snapped, and slapped his palm on the door of the upper closet, and the little spider died.
However, the door of the wall cabinet in those years is relatively loose, and it opens now, and there are more things inside. A lot of things are slipping down with it.
Zhou Xiaoyu was afraid of being scolded by the proprietress, so he hurriedly bent down to clean up, but got an extremely strange thing in his hand from the sundries, he was too surprised.
It is a long and thick "fake cock", which is flesh-colored, and the texture in the hand is also extremely weird.
“!”
Mrs. Du and Zhou Xiaoyu looked at each other.
"Oku,,!"
Mrs. Du, who was the first to react, snatched the "thing" in extreme embarrassment and hid it behind, her face flushed.
Just like that, the two didn't say anything to each other, and there was silence for a while.
Zhou Xiaoyu shook his head very embarrassed, trying to forget, and lowered his head to clean up, this time, he found a bunch of things he didn't understand very well from the clutter: drugs, condoms, lubricants, and all kinds of messy things.
Mrs. Du looked like she was about to collapse, and stomped her feet and said, "You go out, don't worry about it, I don't want you here!" ”
Call.
Zhou Xiaoyu, who wanted to run for a long time, ran out, went down the stairs, and tilted his head to think, he didn't fully understand, but he faintly felt that something was wrong.
When he walked to the entrance of the building, Zhou Xiaoyu felt that something was wrong, and with the sound of the wind, he leaned slightly.
Syllable.
There was a loud bang.
The guy who was lying in ambush downstairs and sneaking up on people with a frying pan was empty, and the pan smashed into the gauntlet of the stairs.
Zhou Xiaoyu had a headache and thought to himself, this is all a good errand made by the boss.
It seems, Du Yuejing, who has seen it once and is almost a Lori, jumped with a frying pan: "Hmph, you sent it to the door this time, what are you doing secretly upstairs?" Show me what you stole from? ”
Teacher Zhou inevitably had to correct her: "Hey, you can't sneak attack people with such a big frying pan!" ”
Du Yuejing, who was jumping around like a boxer, was stunned for a moment, stopped and said, "Why?" ”
Zhou Xiaoyu didn't know how to explain it to him, so he said casually: "Because I saw it, I heard it, things are very unfavorable, the resistance is big, and it brings the wind, you are really a rookie!" ”
"Well, that makes sense, you know so much!" Du Yuejing said and walked over.
Zhou Xiaoyu faintly felt that something was wrong.
Sure enough, a hand that approached some of the chicks hiding behind the frying pan suddenly stretched out, holding a fork that was not sharp, but threatening, and stabbed Zhou Xiaoyu's ass fiercely.
Zhou Xiaoyu couldn't help but be furious, but she was underage, and in the end she just flicked her backhand and flicked it on Du Yuejing's wrist.
"Ah,,!h
Du Yuejing, who was hit in the wrist, screamed in pain, couldn't hold the fork, and fell to the ground.
Zhou Xiaoyu was about to walk over to see if her wrist was injured, but Du Yuejing didn't buy it? She took two steps back vigilantly, and jumped around like a boxer, using the super large pan as a shield, which looked a little funny.
Zhou Xiaoyu didn't know whether to cry or laugh.
"I'll ignore you, don't mess with me!" Zhou Xiaoyu had a headache for her, turned around and walked away.
I have to say that Du Yuejing is also a family of martial arts. Although she is a rookie, she can grasp some opportunities, and at the moment when Zhou Xiaoyu turned around, she jumped over and smashed the pot with it.
Bang bang,.
A series of loud noises, Du Yuejing smashed more and more violently.
Zhou Xiaoyu blindly blocked it with his hands, and he had to sigh, this girl has a little strength.
"Hey, don't mess around, I'm going to be angry!" Zhou Xiaoyu blindly stepped back.
If Du Yuejing could listen, she wouldn't be Du Yuejing, it's okay not to say it, this said, Du Yuejing was even more fierce, jumping and smashing: "Bastard boy, call you to steal things, make you disrespect me, let you know that the second lady is amazing, let me tell you, Miss smashed you to look up to you, wow,!" ”
When she smashed more and more, Zhou Xiaoyu, who was so annoyed, finally punched the bottom of the smashed pot, and with a bang, the pan rebounded back, and instead smashed Du Yuejing to the ground.
Du Yuejing covered her head and her eyes were full of stars, and she was so painful that she immediately burst into tears.
I was beaten and cried.
Zhou Xiaoyu felt that it was a big trouble now.
"Woo woo ,,, woo woo ,,!"
Du Yuejing just lay on the ground and couldn't get up.
Just when Zhou Xiaoyu was at a loss, footsteps came from the upstairs corridor, and no one saw it, and Mrs. Du's voice came: "What's wrong?" What are you doing down there? ”
Zhou Xiaoyu felt that it was going to be bad, if the mother saw her underage daughter being beaten and cried, it would be okay.
Fortunately, when Mrs. Du didn't show up, the crying Du Yuejing lowered her voice, turned over, and turned face down.
Mrs. Du was stunned when she appeared above: "Jingjing, your head is not caught by the door!" What are you doing with a pot and throwing it on the ground? ”
Du Yuejing couldn't pounce, and snorted: "Don't worry about it, go away, I can rely on my strength to solve any problems!" ”
“!”
Zhou Xiaoyu raised his head and thought about it, he was stunned, and it was really as the boss said.
Mrs. Du frowned and went down the two stairs: "Hey, Jingjing, what's wrong with you?" ”
Du Yuejing still pounced, raised her hand and waved her hand: "Go away, don't bother me, I caught it, hum, I want to run, I'll see where you damn spider run!" ”
Mrs. Du frowned and glanced at Zhou Xiaoyu, the scene just now was too embarrassing, and Jingjing was catching spiders, she didn't have the courage to come down to face the two, so she turned around again, twisted her fleshy buttocks and went upstairs, and said, "It's late, don't make too much noise!" ”
After Mrs. Du disappeared, Du Yuejing turned over and looked at Zhou Xiaoyu with red eyes.
Zhou Xiaoyu was very embarrassed and reached out to pull her: "I'm sorry!" How old are you! ”
Syllable.
The chick waved her hand and opened Zhou Xiaoyu's hand to show her goodwill, and wow, she began to cry again.
Zhou Xiaoyu was really depressed, thinking for a moment and not knowing what to do, he simply ignored this guy, love is how good.
As if nothing happened, he carried the lemonade that Wu's mother had just made, returned to the sofa and sat down, and began to drink.
Wu's mother walked out and saw Du Yuejing lying on the ground crying in an S shape, while Zhou Xiaoyu was sitting on the sofa reading the newspaper.
Later, Du Yuejing was tired of crying, so she had to get up in a gloomy manner, pick up the pan and fork, and send it back to the kitchen.
Watching her thin and petite back disappear, Zhou Xiaoyu felt a little touched, and she didn't know why? I don't hate her anymore.
When Du Yuejing came out again, she walked to the sofa and looked at Zhou Xiaoyu.
Zhou Xiaoyu stared at her for a moment, because her attitude was very unfriendly, she originally wanted to apologize and held back, but just asked her, "Do you have anything to say?" ”
Du Yuejing said viciously: "You abuse me, do you know what consequences I have if I tell my parents and tell my sister?" ”
Zhou Xiaoyu shook his head and said, "I don't know!" ”
Du Yuejing shouted: "They will beat you to death, you should thank me for not caring about the villain!" ”
Zhou Xiaoyu said casually: "I didn't ask you!" ”
"You ,,!"
Du Yuejing was angry now, but for a while she felt that this guy was not easy to deal with.
Another moment passed, Du Yuejing was about to collapse, this guy didn't look at his face at all, just read the newspaper.
Hoha,.
With a flying leg without technical content, she kicked Zhou Xiaoyu's newspaper away, shouting: "Am I so annoying? You don't look at me with your eyes, you don't take me in your eyes, it's so hateful, no one is as hateful as you! ”
Zhou Xiaoyu said very bookishly: "My grandfather said that if you have no desire, you are strong, and I don't have a request for you, why should I whisper to you!" ”
Du Yuejing said: "Your grandfather is wrong, if you don't scold me, I'll let my mother fire you squid, so you won't work!" ”
Zhou Xiaoyu said: "You drove me away, and I just went back to Boss Du Bing to do things, am I still happy?" ”
Du Yuejing said: "Cut, she is my sister, I will let my sister fire you too, and let you go back to the countryside to farm!" ”
Zhou Xiaoyu said: "If your sister fires me, I can't pay back the money I owe her, and besides, I'm not afraid of farming!" ”
“,,!” Du Xiaobai thought to himself, although it is the uncle who owes money now, but when will someone owe money to the old lady, this doesn't make sense at all#...
Next, the two rookies began to quarrel with each other, the content and language were like completely white, if Du Bing saw them like this, he would definitely push them down one by one.
Talking and talking, the two didn't seem to quarrel, more like chatting.
Zhou Xiaoyu forgot about the unpleasantness just now, and asked her: "By the way, Du Yuejing, how old are you!" ”
Du Yuejing said: "I'm fifteen years old, and I'll be an adult next year!" ”
Zhou Xiaoyu said: "It takes eighteen years old to become an adult, and twenty years old to mature, I am mature!" ”
Du Yuejing said: "You are really a little white! Girls reach adulthood at the age of sixteen and mature at the age of eighteen! ”
Zhou Xiaoyu said: "You are Xiaobai, you don't understand at all, you are still a child!" ”
Du Yuejing couldn't help but be furious, she hated people the most for saying that she "didn't grow up", she said: "How dare you talk to me like this, you want to call me Miss, or Second Miss!" ”
Zhou Xiaoyu said: "Don't you have a name that people call you, and I don't call your sister Miss?" I'll call you 'boss sister' at most! ”
Du Yuejing almost fainted, and shouted: "Shanye villager, you are like this, I won't dare to take you to meet people in the future?" I am kind enough to train you, so that you can understand some politeness and etiquette, so that you can have personality charm and look cool! ”
Zhou Xiaoyu shook his head and said: "I think compared to you, my etiquette personality is perfect, and I don't need to learn it!" ”
Xiao Yu'er is so confident, just like the first time he said "gong" to Aunt Sun, he proudly said that the success has been achieved and there is no need to practice.
"Perfect your sister!"
Miss Du Er was so angry that she turned around and ran to the stairs, ignoring her.
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