One, four, five, confused apprenticeship

Du Bing's ability to do this is already the limit, it is the result of being instigated by the big-chested Gui Ling for more than one night, she was about to collapse at this time, and whispered fiercely: "Lao Tzu hates you to death!" ”

She didn't dare to look at each other anymore, so she simply buried her head in Zhou Xiaoyu's arms.

Zhou Xiaoyu's subconscious at this time had some thoughts that he thought were inappropriate, but he was relatively bold, and he was not too clear. He just felt comfortable holding the boss in his arms and smelling the fragrance, so he was already fine, so he maintained it.

There was no further development after sitting down, and Du Bing twisted his butt slightly, as if to remind.

made Zhou Xiaoyu very weak in this way, and there was still no movement.

Du Bing boldly said, "Teacher Zhou, why didn't you ask me to ask for it?" ”

Zhou Xiaoyu was not too sure and said: "To be honest, I feel great now holding the boss, but I feel faintly offended, if the boss you think there is a problem, you can tell me, and I will apologize." ”

Du Bing's heart fell to the bottom, painful and happy, there was warmth in the disappointment, now no matter how thick-skinned she was, she didn't have the courage to say more, so she could only recover some of her previous demeanor, straighten up, and abuse him a few times on his little hairy head: "If you like it, hold it, and I approve you to do it when no one is around." ”

Zhou Xiaoyu was very happy, and asked again: "By the way, boss, why did you give that guy that watch?" ”

Du Bing said: "Do you blame me? ”

Zhou Xiaoyu said: "It's not strange, it's just that if it's convenient, you can tell me, so that I don't remember, right?" ”

"Uhhh

Du Bing was very happy with his appearance, and smiled: "I know that Yang Shaopeng cares about the watch, I can see the look in his eyes when he looked at the watch last time." And he doesn't like collecting, I guess that the background of that middle-aged woman, Mr. Jing, is extremely not simple. Mr. Jing likes watches, and Yang Shaopeng must do what he likes. So I gave the watch to Yang Shaopeng. At present, I still need Yang Shaopeng's superficial support. So the surface work has to be done. ”

Zhou Xiaoyu nodded, and didn't ask any more.

In this way, it was quite quiet, Zhou Xiaoyu was already out of strength, and now he held Du Bing's soft body in his arms, which was a large and comfortable pillow with fragrance for him, and when he fell asleep, he fell asleep.

Du Bing was still feeling excited, and twisted her fat ass around on his legs a little.

She has been chased to bed by that damn turtle jelly almost every night recently, and "pushed" at least once on the grounds of introducing a new film, which has made her more spring tide in recent days, and she always feels that she lacks a more reliable sense of "fulfillment".

At this moment, she found that Teacher Zhou was asleep, she was angry, although at this time she felt that she was wet in some places and wanted to go back to take a shower and change her underwear, but she still gently left Zhou Xiaoyu, clenched her fists, and looked for a suitable position to start.

After she finds the position where she can't hurt, she will definitely give this kid a hard blow and let him remember it forever.

Zizi——

A vibrating sound of a mobile phone pierced through.

The pocket vibrate, Zhou Xiaoyu woke up, took out his mobile phone to take a look, before picking it up, he looked at Du Bing, who was still holding a fist, and said: "Boss, your face is a little red, are you on fire?" ”

Du Bing was a little confused just now, and then he thought that this guy was injured and tired now. decided to let him go, and settle the accounts after the autumn.

She clenched her fists.

Zhou Xiaoyu picked up the phone and said, "Aunt Kong, what the hell are you doing, why did you run away after you beat someone?" ”

Kong Yu on the phone said: "Don't talk nonsense, if you don't want to die, come and see me immediately." ”

After a word, the phone hung up.

Zhou Xiaoyu scratched his head, not understanding at all.

Du Bing reached over and pinched his ear and said, "What's wrong?" Tell me about it? ”

Zhou Xiaoyu said: "It's that Aunt Kong, she came to scare me, saying that if you don't want to die, go see her now." ”

Du Bing is a time-sharing and measured person, put away his joking mentality, thought for a moment and said: "Then don't delay, go see her, go." ”

Zhou Xiaoyu licked his lips and was a little reluctant to leave her.

In fact, to put it mildly, all the times before him, he always thought that Aunt Kong was a big fool, and today he finally knew that she was not a fool, and she could defeat the person who repelled Wei Wuya with one blow, looking at the world, no one dared to say that she was a fool. Although there was a suspicion of a sneak attack at that time.

But even so, it seems that Kong Yu's "flickering image" has been preconceived before, and Zhou Xiaoyu still doesn't look very cold to her.

Du Bing nudged him: "Go ahead, you can come to me at any time." But you can't listen to that person's words very often. Let's listen to it now. ”

Du Bing didn't know much about the Kong Yu he had only heard from Zhou Xiaoyu's words, but just based on the incident last time and the words that Zhou Xiaoyu had just mentioned in his mouth to repel Wei Wuya, it was enough to shock people.

Especially the sentence "repelled Wei Wuya" briefly described by Zhou Xiaoyu, Du Bing heard his father Du Ziliang also mention it: "Although Wei Wuya has never made a move, at least it will not be worse than me." ”

A person who can repel his father's level, frankly speaking, for Du Bing, it is only in legends, in Mount Emei, I have not seen it, it is said that he is his father's teacher, known as the Monkey King. So she is especially interested in this, and the other party has no malicious intent, so it is good to let Xiaoyu touch it more.

What Du Bing didn't know was that Zhou Xiaoyu was very vague, and only used the words "defeat Wei Wuya". If it's with "one blow to repel", it is estimated that #...

"Then I'll go, boss, be careful yourself."

Zhou Xiaoyu opened the door and got out of the car and walked to the Mercedes-Benz.

Du Bing watched the Mercedes-Benz disappear through the window, and then stomped her feet in the car fiercely, venting for a while before she drove away in the desert.

She hurried back to her residence, and without saying a word, she took a pair of underwear to the bathroom to flush the water.

Gui Ling, who was lying outside studying the issue of men and women, felt that Sister Du Bing was sneaky, so she also followed up why, looked at the boss's white and wet body and said, "Sister Du Bing, you are very weird, are you going to do something bad?" ”

Du Bing said with a speechless look: "Don't mention it... ”

Gui Ling walked over slowly, and gradually forced her into a corner: "Don't you have guts?" Skillful, you have to do it ... Such... Well... ”

Du Bing, who had no way to retreat, hummed lightly with his bare buttocks, and was pressed down by the turtle paste in the wide bathtub again.

Du Bing said weakly: "What do you know, Lao Tzu is a big girl... These things are for him to do ... Well... He's a man. ”

A more ambiguous voice floated, and the two beauties were entangled together, and they didn't know who was humming.

After squirming for a moment, Gui Ling said very brainlessly: "What kind of men and women are there when you come out to mix." ”

Du Bing woke up a little and pushed her away a little embarrassed: "What the hell are you talking about, what do you mean?" ”

Gui Ling was very thick-skinned and threw her down again, writhing and humming softly: "It's very simple, for example, now you don't treat me as a woman, I'll teach you an internship." ”

Beer, beer –

When he heard this, Du Bing was furious, and beat the turtle paste with a few punches in a row to run away with his bare buttocks.

After Gui Ling ran out, Du Bing blushed a little and locked the bathroom door from the inside.

Turtle Ling's eyes were blackened, but he still emphasized outside: "Boss, don't blame me for being too talkative, I have a lot of dreams at night, hurry up and push him down, I can help you." ”

Du Bing leaned against the translucent plastic steel door inside: "You *** just think about 3P, don't think I don't know what you are calculating." ”

Turtle Ling said bitterly outside: "You don't understand this aspect, do you?" I'm good for you and him, who am I, I can pay you back at any time if you want my life, and I will rob you of a man? ”

Du Bing stammered inside: "Then, what do you mean?" ”

Turtle Ling said: "That's right. You've been pushed down by me a few times, and I'm telling you, you're letting Mr. Zhou wear a green hat. You know? ”

Du Bing almost squirted inside: "You are talking nonsense!" ”

Turtle Ling said: "It's true. According to the rules, if you want to get back Brother Xiaoyu's face, he must push me down together, so that he is not a cuckold. Otherwise, you will do a lot of evil, and a good woman will definitely not cuckold a man, because it will bring bad luck to the man. I said, boss, do you have any culture, have you ever studied? In history, many young ladies have to marry maids when they get married, so that the family can prosper and revitalize their husbands. ”

Du Bing almost fainted when he heard it inside, and he slipped and fell into the bathtub and couldn't get up...

In the afternoon, Zhou Xiaoyu drove a Mercedes-Benz car to a small hotel that he hadn't been here for a long time.

Aunt Sun sat in front of the door and swallowed melon seeds, she stared at the Mercedes-Benz for a long time, until Zhou Xiaoyu got out of the car, she shouted: "Hey, have you changed your equipment again?" This guy is going to be windy. ”

Zhou Xiaoyu walked over and said, "Third aunt, how are you doing?" ”

Aunt Sun shook her head and said, "It's not very good, the bald old man doesn't come to pay the public grain." ”

Zhou Xiaoyu said curiously: "But I still don't understand, why does he have to pay grain?" ”

Aunt Sun looked at him: "Well, it seems that you are still a little fish." ”

Zhou Xiaoyu didn't understand what this guy was talking about, so he walked inside.

Aunt Sun turned around and said, "By the way, Xiao Zhou, your rent is due soon, and she only paid it for a month last time." Do you still pay it? ”

Zhou Xiaoyu thought about it, and said with great confidence: "I have the money to pay the rent, but I may not be able to come in the near future, is it okay if I don't pay?" ”

Aunt Sun nodded: "That's good." Someone happened to be waiting for a room, so I rented it to someone else. When you want to come, let me know in advance and I'll make room for you. ”

She said again: "Also, do you want to move those pots and pans of yours or something?" ”

Zhou Xiaoyu said: "I don't have a place to put it, I will definitely be thrown away by the boss if I take it." ”

Aunt Sun said: "It's okay, then I'll keep it for you." It's not worth two pennies if it's sold. Come to me when you need it. ”

"Uh-huh, uh-huh."

Zhou Xiaoyu found that the third aunt also began to ramble, and quickly quickened her pace and turned to the stairs.

came up and pushed open Kong Yu's room, the guy was still sitting quietly at the small table in front of the window, not reading, painting, very devoted.

Zhou Xiaoyu took a look, she hadn't finished painting yet, but she had roughly sketched an edge and corner, and she was drawing people.

He came over and sat down, and naturally reached out to lift her cup over and took a big sip, and then said, "Aunt Kong, how did you buy a book just now and get to the Ginza Building?" ”

Kong Yu didn't raise his head and said, "I want you to take care of it." ”

“!”

Zhou Xiaoyu said again: "Then let me ask you, you are so powerful, why did you lie to me before?" ”

Kong Yu said while drawing: "Unless I told you every day before that I was not good, I would not be considered a liar to you." ”

Zhou Xiaoyu scratched his head: "But... But you can tell me, and there's no harm. ”

Kong Yu stopped his pen, raised his head and smiled slightly: "It's not good either, is it?" ”

Zhou Xiaoyu couldn't stand her very much, and said, "Okay, okay, what are you going to do now?" ”

Kong Yu said: "Actually, I don't want to do anything, I just think it's quite interesting to tease a little idiot." ”

Smack-

Zhou Xiaoyu was so angry that he immediately took the case.

The table shook, which made Kong Yu a little surprised, and her brush was also a little crooked, and a stroke fell on the side of the nose of the preliminarily drawn portrait, like a large matchmaker mole, which looked very ugly.

Kong Yu hurriedly put down his pen and said, "I don't have much entertainment. It's harmless to you, so don't worry about it. ”

Zhou Xiaoyu pursed her lips and took out her words: "Isn't it good?" ”

"Who said that?"

Kong Yu got up slowly, dipped the painted figure in some water, and then pasted it on the wall.

Zhou Xiaoyu didn't know what she was doing, she looked at it curiously, it was a very general portrait, the person in the painting was wearing a robe, very thin, although Kong Yu's painting was not good-looking, but she seemed to be especially focused, the figure outlined by a few simple strokes looked thin and thin, but the appearance was very delicate, very young, and even like a baby face.

Zhou Xiaoyu immediately pointed out: "You didn't draw it right." ”

Kong Yu said: "That's right, he was originally this shape, except for the matchmaker mole you gave me, if you see him in the future, you will know that the appearance I painted may be different, but the charm is not bad at all. ”

Zhou Xiaoyu still didn't understand and asked: "But what do you mean by painting it to me?" ”

Kong Yu didn't talk nonsense, and said lightly: "Kneel down, I've seen my ancestor." ”

“?”

Zhou Xiaoyu faintly understood, hesitated for a moment, but turned his head and said: "Don't, I don't know you, and I haven't seen this master." You've been mysterious. ”

Kong Yu slowly walked in front of him, with a strange style on his face, and gently raised his hand to touch his little hairy head. At this time, she has two points of gentle style, but it changes in a blink of an eye.

She "snapped" and gently kicked Zhou Xiaoyu's knee. That feeling was very strange, it didn't hurt, but it seemed that the support of the whole leg was completely scattered, and Zhou Xiaoyu immediately stood unsteady and knelt down.

Smack-

Again, Kong Yu's seemingly beautiful and gentle palm gently patted Zhou Xiaoyu's waist, the situation was still the same, Zhou Xiaoyu felt that something was soft and could not be supported, so his waist bent down.

Knock –

He was extremely dissatisfied, and involuntarily kowtowed to a portrait of a matchmaker. He was so depressed.

Smack-

Knock –

Smack-

Knock –

Every time Kong Yu patted him, Zhou Xiaoyu kowtowed once. Not to mention that he is running out of energy now, even if he is energetic, he can't make a difference.

In this way, Zhou Xiaoyu was forced to worship his grandfather.

Kong Yu's expression couldn't tell whether she was happy or anything, she seemed to be going through a process.

Zhou Xiaoyu shouted: "Hey, this doesn't count, you forced me." ”

Kong Yu looked at him for a long time, and then said, "Then do you want to go to the court to sue the 'apprenticeship contract' for invalidity?" ”

Zhou Xiaoyu almost spurted blood and fell to the ground.

Kong Yu sat down slowly, and said while pouring tea: "Go on, don't you love to croaking all day long, don't you boast that you have a complete set of legal concepts all day long?" ”

She said: "Anyway, I'll tell you, if you have worshiped Master Zu and learned my things, you are my disciples." This is true everywhere it goes. If you feel unfair, go to court and sue me. If you have a legal concept, then I tell you that although it is unreasonable, the 'contract' is valid until the lawsuit is invalidated. ”

Zhou Xiaoyu's head began to get confused, and he also sat down, drank the tea she handed and said, "You, you are completely an overlord clause." ”

Kong Yu said: "Overlord clauses are everywhere, telecommunications contracts, power contracts, publishing contracts, labor contracts, real estate contracts. In short, when all contracts are signed, as long as the fists of both parties are not the same, then there must be a problem. The weaker side has little choice. Civil law takes precedence over contract law. From the perspective of civil law, as long as it is unequal and unfair, it is invalid. But the truth is everywhere, and as long as you don't sue and win, these thousands of contracts are still valid. How is it? ”

Zhou Xiaoyu said unconvinced: "No matter what you guys say, I just don't have a cold anyway." You're so hateful. ”

Kong Yu took the cup in his hand and took a sip: "It's not important." I didn't expect you to think of me. It will do me no good to take you as an apprentice. It's just that some people went out of the mountain, and other people's apprentices came to the door. I don't want you to be beaten up unjustly, and you are wrongly beaten to death by Qiu Tianwei. So much for. ”

Zhou Xiaoyu couldn't help but be stunned.

Kong Yu said again: "I'll teach you knowledge." Help you break through the shadows and save you from Wei Wuya. If you have a good conscience, if you don't fulfill your obligations as an apprentice, I won't be angry, let alone sue you. Are you happier with that? ”

Zhou Xiaoyu said in a low voice: "I'm sorry, Aunt Kong, in fact, I just said it casually." That's not what I meant. Don't go to your heart. ”

When he said this, he undoubtedly admitted his apprenticeship again.

Zhou Xiaoyu is very open in this regard, and in this era, except for some weird traditions such as the six major sects that are still incompatible with each other, even his grandfather asked him to find more people to learn when it is suitable, without scruples.

Thinking about it, Zhou Xiaoyu asked again: "Then Aunt Kong, what are you going to teach me?" ”

Kong Yu didn't force him to call Master, and said softly: "Your system has been established, and your foreign skills are pure." I can't reverse it, but it doesn't matter, I'll teach you how to apply your existing system, how to defeat Qiu Tianwei, and how to fight against Toad Gong in the future. ”