"Shit, this shit's !!"

"What the hell, labor and management really want to stab him!"

In the base, Death announced that he slammed the computer desk and angrily took out a kitchen knife from the kitchen.

At this moment, he really wanted to go to Lu Yiming with a kitchen knife, but when he thought of his experience of squatting in the detention center for 15 days, he could only use the kitchen knife to slash down at the board.

the chicken.

The last time Lu Yiming was declared dead, he was forced to go under the knife line, but as soon as he arrived at Lu Yiming's community, he was rushed out by a group of policemen and pushed to the ground, and was sent to a detention center for 15 days.

Now that it is finally easy to come out, even if the death announcement knows Lu Yiming's residence, he doesn't dare to really carry a knife over.

"Damn, if you encounter this dog day in the future, the labor and management will retire directly!"

Death Proclamation takes a deep breath and opts out of the game.

He didn't have a way to take Lu Yiming as really special, SOLO couldn't beat Lu Yiming, he couldn't scold, and offline Gank still entered the game.

Can't labor and management be able to hide if they can't afford it?

After the death was announced, it was decided to dodge the landing of a Ming.

Anyway, he is not the only one who is hiding from Lu Yiming, and the black shop Baidi who was called the black shop father by strawberries is now also hiding from Lu Yiming.

Thinking of this, the mood of the death announcement suddenly improved.

After all, since Lu Yiming was born, there is no one on the whole network who has not been stinked by Lu Yiming, and his death announcement is just one of them.

Death announced that he quit the game, and deliberately waited for more than 10 minutes before starting to rank, and when he entered the game, after seeing the message in the lower right corner, he wanted to pick up a knife and slash people again.

His wild daddy joins the room.

It's all together again,!

His wild father: Smash, didn't you quit the game just now, run a chicken, isn't it good for the young dad to take you to lie down and win?

Death Announcement was hesitating to quit the game, and Lu Yiming, who was a dog, began to type again, and Death announced that he cursed angrily and quickly quit the game.

Twice in a row, the punishment is very strong, and the death announcement decided to take a break.

He switched to CF and played CF for more than an hour before switching back to LOL again to continue plaucing.

This time, in the lower right corner, there are no more upset dog things, and the death announcement hums a little song and chooses a male gun to hit the road.

It's just that when he entered the loading page, after seeing that the ID of the opposite single was 'his big daddy', he was immediately happy:

"This dog's day has changed its number again, and you can't kill this dog's day today!"

"Mid-laner Sword Master??? Caicai likes to play the brainless hero of Juggernaut! ”

The death announcement immediately moved his wrist, and he wanted to use a male gun to kill Lu Yiming.

However, when he enters the game, his mentality quickly cracks.

"Drafted, level 1 doesn't go to the middle lane, squat on the grass on the bottom road, what about your special face!"

"Your mother, level 3 will come down the road to catch me, are you a dog?"

"It's still there, don't you want the middle route?"

"Stupid mid-laner, how many times has the Sword Saint come down the road, and he can't beat it!"

"What kind of injury is this Nima, a dark fire and a Q, and labor and management are dead??"

Looking at his black and white screen, the death announcement was frantically tapping on the keyboard, and he was talking to the crowd, while angrily spewing Lu Yiming in everyone's chat, and at the same time angrily spewing his own mid-laner.

Lu Yiming, this dog, has been targeting him since level 1, level 1 does not go to the middle lane, squats on him in the grass on the lower lane, and only teleports to the middle lane after hitting his flash.

Level 3 sprinted down to catch him and kill him, and then the dog didn't leave, and squatted directly in the triangle grass on the lower road, and before he reached the bottom of the tower, he was crippled in blood.

After that, Lu Yiming on this dog day intensified, catching him at level 6, arresting him at level 7, and arresting him at level 8!

He died worthless, and he came to arrest him, and he came out with a murder book, a murder sword and a two-piece murder set to find him to brush up on the layers.

Thanks to the fact that the Leviathan Armor has now been removed, otherwise this will definitely produce a murderous trio.

In this game, the death declaration did not have the slightest game experience, and in the middle of the game, after Lu Yiming's sword master took away the death declaration with a dark fire and a Q, the death declaration was completely broken.

He took a bath in the hot springs, and frantically output Lu Yiming and his own mid-laner.

....................

"Wuhu, comfortable!"

"It's still a good announcement!"

After the explosion at the opposite base, a smile couldn't help but appear on Lu Yiming's face, and the death announcement of this game contributed 237.6 negative emotions, and it can almost be said that there are negative emotions coming in every second.

The emotional value of 237.6 is the highest negative emotional value that Lu Yiming got from a single person after he was reborn, and Lu Yiming estimated that if he stood in front of the death declaration, he would not hesitate to raise his knife and hack himself to death.

"But I'm so excited about the death announcement, will this guy squat at me and knock me on the stick?"

"Rub, I have to exercise, when the time comes, when I encounter a death announcement, I can't beat it, I have to run!"

Lu Yiming looked at his negative emotional value of 10142.9, and felt a little weak.

As we all know, death announced that this person really dared to go offline Gank and carry a knife to the door.

Cutting you along the network cable is no joke.

"You can't be so irritating to announce death, next time you have to change to a woollen pick."

Lu Yiming took a deep breath, he got up and went to the toilet, and when he was squatting in the pit, he called out the system.

[Host: Lu Yiming.] 】

[APM): 278. 】

[Reaction speed (MS): 138. 】

[Thinking and Computing Ability (S): 7.6. 】

[Current negative sentiment value: 10142.9 (click on the lottery.] 】

[Current positive sentiment value: 63.7.] 】

"Let me say goodbye to Tonyma."

Lu Yiming turned on his mobile phone, Baidu published a photo of Tony Ma, and bowed to Tony Ma's photo:

"Tony Ma, this lottery is pitted, I won't rush your game in the future, and the main thing is white prostitution!"

After paying homage to Tony Ma, Lu Yiming decisively clicked on the lottery.

A summoner canyon map appeared in front of Lu Yiming's eyes out of thin air, and on this map, there were dense red dots, and each red dot had a very small Chinese character explanation.

"This map is familiar!"

While Lu Yiming was thinking, the red dots on the map of the summoner's canyon moved like a marquee, accompanied by an extremely familiar BGM.

"Good guys, BGM for slot machines!"

Lu Yiming couldn't help but give a thumbs up, he felt that silver coins would explode under the summoner's canyon map.

Hoo hoop pedal ding.

The marquee stopped at a red dot in the middle of the Summoner's Canyon map, and the next second a system message popped up.

[The lottery is over, congratulations to the host for winning the skill: left-handed order!] 】

[Left hand order: You can cook, but you can't let the left hand think you're cooking!

In the game, when you kill the opponent 1 time and make Meja's Soul Stealing Scroll/Mystic Sword/Leviathan Armor and other series of equipment, you will enter a state of epiphany.

In this state, your hand speed is increased by 20%, your reaction speed is increased by 20%, and your thinking and calculation skills are increased by 20%. 】

“？？？？”

Whenever I put a question mark, it's not that I have a problem, it's that you have a problem.

Seeing the skill he had drawn, to be honest, Lu Yiming was a little confused.

He conceived countless LOL skills in his mind, what full-map plug-in, stop and regress, unplug the network cable, etc., but he didn't expect the skills drawn to be like this.

"Ordering food with your left hand, this skill is really interesting."

Lu Yiming decided to be a qualified reader or sword bearer in the future.