Chapter 017: Suffering for Lust and Breaking for Food
"I ...... Sold his donkey......" Li Niu made up a lie improvised.
"Nonsense! How much is a donkey worth? It must have been stolen! Take! Saying that, the two soldiers stepped forward, couldn't help but say, tied Li Niu firmly, kicked his ass, and pushed him forward with a curse.
As the so-called thief meets a soldier, of course he can't say it clearly, Li Niu clearly knows the truth that a hero doesn't suffer the loss in front of him, so he shut up, obediently cooperated with the officers and soldiers, and walked towards the unknown darkness......
Poor green lotus-eyed Baba waited for Brother Bao to fall from the window, but he waited all night and didn't wait. Many nights followed, and she still didn't wait. Lu He thought to himself, even if Zhang Lang came, it would be fine, but unfortunately the dead cockroach never appeared again!
So, where was Li Niu taken? It turned out that after Li Niu was arrested by the patrolling Holy Dynasty soldiers, he thought that he would definitely be tortured, in that case, Li Niu thought to himself, he would give an account of all the bad things he had done from walking to now!
After that, the Holy Dynasty government will definitely punish him for the crime of burglary, or the crime of burglary, then he will also admit it. In the end, there was no torture at all, but he was arrested and put in a large review room, and he became a new soldier of the Holy Dynasty - because the imperial court was going to use troops in the northern region again.
This use of troops is already the third time that the Holy Dynasty has used troops against the Northern Regions. In the first two times, the first time was because the Emperor of the Holy Dynasty heard that the northern melon was very delicious, so he decided to trade with the northern region and exchange silk for the northern melon, but the northern region regarded the northern melon as a national strategic material, and it was strictly forbidden for small merchants and hawkers to take everything about the northern melon, let alone the whole northern melon, even a northern melon seed, or even a dictionary of the northern region with the word "northern melon" written on it, were not allowed to be shipped out privately. In this way, the Holy Dynasty Emperor, who could still eat two or three pumpkins a year, couldn't even eat a single pumpkin seed after the special envoy proposed the trade to the Great Khan of the Northern Regions!
It's tolerable, it's unbearable! The Holy Emperor claimed that the land of the Holy Dynasty should produce everything, so he decided to be self-reliant, to select melon experts from all over the country, gather in the capital, and specially demarcate a piece of land of 1,000 acres, deep cultivation, in order to cultivate pumpkins! As a result, after the edict was issued, a full three months passed, and an old farmer was not able to summon it. When the Holy Emperor learned of this, he sighed three times: Incompetent! Idiot! Bastard! Then he sat down in the dragon chair and couldn't stand it for a long time.
Isn't that the end there? Of course not! The Holy Dynasty Emperor suddenly had a flash of inspiration and jumped up from the dragon chair: "Hehe! If you don't give it, can't I steal it? "Immediately convened the Minister of Military Aircraft to discuss tactics, and finally decided to send surprise soldiers, disguised themselves, and infiltrate the Northern Regions, with only one goal, that is: stealing the Pumpkin! In order to show his loyalty to the Emperor of the Holy Dynasty, the Minister of Military Aircraft specially ordered his eldest son and a group of 300 strange soldiers with the skills of roosters and dogs to go deep into the Northern Regions, prepare for a big thief, and make a military order, each of them at least one melon back!
As a result, three hundred and one people traveled long distances across rivers and mountains to an endless desert area, where, according to the locals, the melon fields of the northern region were in an oasis deep in the desert, and no one took care of them, allowing them to grow freely.
In order to be able to bring more melons back, three hundred and one people, although they knew that the temperature difference between day and night was large, they still did not bring cotton clothes, thinking that they would be able to return with a full load. I didn't expect to know that although no one is taking care of it on weekdays, there are wolves in the melon field during the daytime. Unknown.
The three hundred men were unarmed and did not dare to act rashly, so they had to wait patiently for the wolves to disperse. That night was extremely cold, and all three hundred and one people froze to death, and none of them survived!
On the second day, when the sun was shining, the wolves finally slowly withdrew from the melon field and began to munch on two-legged sheep, disenvy sheep, and want meat (all three
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Another name for meat)!
The Holy Emperor stretched his neck and waited to eat melons, holding a knife for cutting melons in his arms all day long, waiting, waiting, waiting, I didn't expect that more than a month had passed, not only did he not wait for the northern melons to come, but there was no news of three hundred and one soldiers! It's worth it! Needless to say, it must be the barbarians of the Northern Regions who wiped out the soldiers of the Celestial Empire! This revenge is not a gentleman! So an order was given: attack the Northern Regions! Avenge the three hundred and one athletes!
When the Minister of War heard the news, he was grateful, and shouted in front of the three armies: "Attack the Northern Regions!" Settle an old score! Attack the North! Leave no piece of armor behind! Suddenly, the shouts of the officers and men of the three armies resounded in the sky.
In the majestic drumming, the Minister of Military Aircraft read out the oath of departure, and asked the soldiers to drag a white ox, a flower pig, and a ewe, and bleed on the spot, and smeared the blood of these livestock on the eight drums, each of which was mounted on the tall road car, and also arranged two drummers for each of them. Then the Minister of Military Aircraft was draped all over his body, and slashed the general's case with a knife: go on the expedition! With an order, the three armies marched towards the desert in the northern region......
The news reached the Great Tent of the Khan of the Northern Regions, and the Great Khan of the Northern Regions was so anxious that he was full of sweat, you must know that the army of the Holy Emperor was not vegetarian, especially the military minister of the Holy Dynasty was even more brave and invincible. On the surface, it was to avenge the three hundred and one dead ghosts; Inside, I want to grab the treasure of the Northern Regions - Pumpkin!
The Great Khan had no choice but to gather the whole clan to discuss countermeasures. The leaders of more than 20 tribes gathered together and chatted for a long time, but they did not discuss a result, but finally someone still put forward an idea, that is- maybe the witch clan will have a way!
The Witches? The Great Khan muttered a little to himself.
Because when the Great Khan of the Northern Regions was founded, he had persecuted the Wuren people for a long time, and tens of thousands of Wuren people were persecuted by various means such as burning, killing, looting, etc., and in the end only a few thousand people remained, but the Wuren tribe was still unwilling to give in, and finally the Great Khan sent people to mediate, and finally reached a peace agreement of mutual non-aggression, which was considered to be temporarily peaceful.
At this time, the Northern Khanate was in trouble, and I don't know if the Wuren clan would be willing to help.
But the Khan people have few soldiers, and apart from the witchcraft of the witch clan, they can't think of any way to resist the holy army. After thinking about it, the Great Khan of the Northern Regions still walked into the tent of the Witch Patriarch with gifts, two dead wild boars (because the Wuren people need to use the fangs of wild boars to make tools, and the pork is delicious......