Chapter 032: Entering the city in disguise and making noise
"Smash! Have you arrived in Goose City? "Before he got to the soldiers, the quail began to perform. He rolled his eyes and walked slowly, asking as he went, "What about you?" Boom! ”
Jing Ming limped in front, crooked mouth and sounded, but he couldn't hear anything clearly.
"Smash! What did you say? Say it again? ”
"Uh-huh, uh-huh......" Jing Ming said with his mouth crooked.
"What do you say? Oh, hear me clearly, the Goose City has arrived! Slow down! The quail said, rolling his eyes as he walked past the soldier, who did not even look at them. But Jing Ming was so scared that his heart was pounding, and his palms were sweating.
Next it's Hu Laosan's turn, this guy has a tiger's back and a thick beard on his face, which completely conforms to the standard image of a thief in people's minds. When he came to the city gate, he stopped, and the tiger's eyes turned over the notice in front of him, but he was silent.
But the leader of the guard couldn't help it, and shouted:
"Stop! We're investigating the Black Mountain thieves here! You guy, you look a lot like the bandit leader Wu Dongyuan in the portrait! Come here, come here! In broad daylight, he ......"
Before the head of the guard could finish speaking, Hu Laosan stuffed a bag of broken silver in his hand into his hand.
The head of the guard looked around, and the soldiers who were watching on both sides immediately understood, coughed, and turned left and right!
"Master Jun, am I Wu Dongyuan? Can you see clearly? "Hu Laosan is confident.
The head of the guard looked at Hu Laosan, then at the notice, then at the silver in his hand, and smiled: "It's not like it!" Not at all! Brother, at first glance, he is a good citizen! Good people! ”
"Then does this firewood still have to be untied and checked?" Hu Laosan asked.
"Firewood...... It's firewood! No, no, no! The soldier leader laughed.
"Master Xie!" After speaking, Hu Laosan swaggered into the city.
Besides, at the foot of this black mountain, the heroes have been waiting for two hours, the one who got into the water was soaked in the water, and the one who climbed the tree was asleep, and there was no shadow of a harrier in the sky! Could it be that these were caught by the officers and soldiers?
A few heroes in the bushes couldn't wait, and they were about to rush into the city with their weapons in their arms and sleeves, and when they wanted to kill a piece of armor, they saw a black shadow flying in the sky! It's a harrier!
"Good!" The crowd erupted in whispered cheers.
Everyone, back in their original positions, waiting for the next battle to intercept the officers and soldiers!
So, what did these people do after they entered the city?
Li Niu came to the city, found a crossroads that extended in all directions, spread the clothes he was wearing on the ground, lay on it, squinted, and crossed his arms to the sky. This trip was not tight, and within half an hour, one beggar after another slipped through the wall and moved closer to Li Niu, and soon blocked the crossroads.
Li Niu saw that the people were almost here, so he coughed three times, sat up, stretched his waist, and asked, "Are you all here?" ”
I saw an old beggar with a crooked mouth inside, and promised: "Everyone is here!" Just waiting for you to talk! Which autumn wind are you going to fight? ”
Li Niu smiled: "Let's ask the city lord for a bowl of rice today, are the brothers willing to go together?" ”
The old beggar was taken aback: "Brother, the city lord has a guy!" As he spoke, he gestured with a knife to wipe his neck.
Li Niu smiled again: "We have this!" See what it is? As he spoke, he took out the tiger talisman.
The old beggar looked at it: "Old brother, your luck is really strong!" So what are you waiting for! Brothers, let's follow my brother to eat and drink spicy food! Like arms, the beggars suddenly came to their senses, as if charcoal had become essence, and they all stood up and surrounded them, looking at Li Niu with wide eyes.
Li Niu stood up, raised his arms and shouted, "Brothers! Today, the big guy follows my eighteen cows, so let's make some moves! Goose City Guancang, let's go! After speaking, Li Niu strode forward, followed by many beggar brothers, like a small ant, followed by a nest of small ants, and ran towards the official warehouse of Goose City in a black manner. As they walked, the beggars actually walked to the front, and Li Niu slowly pulled behind the group.
When passing by a street corner, Li Niu looked at the terrain with his thief's eyebrows and rat eyes, and then hid. But the army of beggars was unaware.
As they walked, they poked the begging sticks in their hands the ground, making a clangling sound, like a golden iron horse.
Hu Laosan had already carried the bundle of firewood to the edge of the gate of the official warehouse at this time, and lay down on the bundle to sleep.
As soon as the bird lang entered the city, he collected the harriers that had flown in in advance, and at this moment he was on everyone, pretending to be a swinger, squeezing around in the crowd, secretly observing the movements of the officers and soldiers. As for the quail, he and Jing Ming came to the Goose City Taishou Mansion together, waiting for Li Niu to make trouble, so as to report to them in time.
But it was said that when the beggars came to the official warehouse, the soldiers guarding the official warehouse had already been alert, and they had already waited for it with their spears horizontally. For a while, the atmosphere was quite tense.
"Hey, stop! Hold it! You guys...... What do you beggars want to do? Don't see it? Open your dog's eyes wide: 'The official warehouse is heavy, and idlers are forbidden to enter', don't you see? The guard at the head shouted loudly.
But these beggars neither spoke nor stopped, and kept walking and walking, crowding the soldiers back and forth, and then back, and then the gate of the official barn. One of the soldiers at the head shouted: "Don't! Brothers, I beg you, stand still! If we don't stop, we'll really do it! ”
The beggars had a black face, and rushed forward; And those officers and soldiers retreated again and again, their hands holding their guns were trembling, and even more, they were already leaning against the door of the granary when they retreated, and they couldn't retreat anymore!
At this time, the atmosphere is very strange, and the bloody conflict is about to break out!
The soldiers looked at each other, at a loss, and could only tremble and ask, "You guys, don't deceive people too much!" ”
I saw a beggar walking in front with a crooked neck and black teeth and replied with a smile: "Little brother, get out of the way, the hero will not suffer the loss in front of him!" ”
At this moment, a loud shout suddenly came from behind: "Go! What are you waiting for, guys! "Ladies and gentlemen, whose voice is this? By the way, don't forget that there is also the person who is watching from the side, Hu Laosan.
"That's right! What are you waiting for! Everyone echoed and squeezed forward together!
Because the soldier had no way to retreat, the rear end of the gun had already resisted the gate of the official warehouse, and as a result, the beggar with crooked neck and black teeth rushed directly to the spear after everyone squeezed it, only to hear a "poof", and the shiny spear head had all sunk into his chest!