Chapter 044: Incense Soul Ascension to Immortal, Evil Ghost Comes to the Door

This is not counting, after arriving at home, it is particularly sticky, and the sound of the old horse makes the whole body soft, except for one place, so it is often delayed because of staying in the room of the fifth child for too long, and the old horse also feels that his spirit is not as good as before for a long time, dizziness, and the horse's waist hurts.

As the saying goes, people have good and bad luck, the moon is cloudy and sunny, and horses miss their front hooves. It was only three or four months after marrying the fifth child, one day, on an autumn day, on a foggy morning, the old horse got up from the arms of the fifth child, ready to go to the kitchen to boil water and kill the pig, the old five snorted, and the old horse's legs were soft; Then he stretched out two bent lotus arms, hooked the old horse's neck, and half-closed his hairy eyes teased the cold air on the old horse's back.

In this way, Lao Ma just gritted his teeth in his heart, and the poisonous oath he secretly made to the gods that he would not be able to do anything to the sky disappeared suddenly, and his whole body was paralyzed and fell into the gentle and soft countryside again......

When he was angry, he suddenly saw the fifth man under him rolling his eyes and foaming at the mouth, so frightened that the old horse hurriedly jumped out of bed, wrapped in the fifth child's gauze skirt, ran out of the fifth child's bedroom, and woke up the other four bucket waists. When everyone came to the bedside of the fifth child, they found that the fifth child was already staring at the beam of the room with his eyes open, his mouth was wide open, and he was already gone! The four wives said "Sister, you are so pitiful", and they were all happy in their hearts.

When Lao Ma saw that the matter had come to this, he asked the four wives to avoid it first. After the four wives left, Lao Ma faced the cold jade/body of the fifth child alone, and tears flowed for a long time.

As the saying goes, "thinking about the past, tears are dropping", if the first wife of Lao Ma was forced to marry by the dead old horse, it is not so much the love of husband and wife, but the more appropriate to live together; The second, third, and fourth children are willing to be old horses, and they are more or less in love, but after marrying for half a month, they are like blowing a fortune, and the old horse is a little less enthusiastic.

As the saying goes, "an ugly wife thinly ripped a padded jacket". This is not true at all, because the wife is ugly, the man's strength is spent more on the right thing, and naturally the family business can be revitalized, and vice versa.

But since marrying this fifth child, Lao Ma loves him deeply and can't let go. Because the fifth child is good, he walks like a weak willow to help the wind, sits like a fairy Linfan, faces like the moon of spring dawn, lips like Danyang in the autumn evening, and has a pronunciation like a feather caressing his ears, and exhaling like a hidden valley fragrance. This is not enough, although the fifth child also loves to eat small crispy meat, but it is in moderation, never eat more, even the eating appearance is very elegant, often let the old horse forget the business because of watching the fifth eat, and make the oil pot in the kitchen catch fire.

But Lao Ma's family has a big business, and the relaxation for a while and a half can't be felt; And the newlyweds are sticky with each other, and these foodie customers of Lao Ma can also understand. It's a bit abnormal this time, because three or four months have passed, and the old horse's enthusiasm for the fifth child has not diminished at all, and I saw that the old horse's clothes belt is getting wider.

Although he enjoys it and never regrets it, the first few wives of Lao Ma are a little worried, and the whole family plus dozens of slaves and maids, but they all point to Lao Ma's craftsmanship, and it is not okay not to remind, but whether it is direct advice or sarcasm, Lao Ma is obsessed, as always.

Unexpectedly, on this foggy morning, the fifth child disappeared in an instant, and the cause was unknown! The old horse stroked every inch of the muscles/skin of Lao Wu's cold body, and tears fell down the ground......

People can't be resurrected after death, so they have no choice but to be buried ceremoniously, and the funeral is unusually grand, so that the eldest and second, the third and fourth children all feel warm, as if they see their own future.

For many days after the funeral, Lao Ma could not recover from his grief, which made several of his wives very worried, not only because the family business had been affected, but more importantly, the pillars of the family could not collapse. So a few buckets of waist discussed, after the democratic decision-making, and found a room for the old horse, this room should be called the "sixth", but because the appearance is similar to the fifth, and the fifth is gone, simply still called the "fifth", the old horse also felt useful, and slowly the Majia crispy meat shop became prosperous again.

He went on to say that the old horse was early in the morning, and called up the five ladies and the servants and maids to prepare to hide from the horse bandits. said that although the first four wives appeared in their own styles, they were still on the stage, but this fifth lady didn't show up for a long time! Listening to the shouts of the horse bandits, the people in the courtyard of the old Ma's house are in a hurry!

"This old five! It's really unreliable! The old horse shouted, "Are all the people in the old five houses dead?" Don't call it yet! At this time, a servant hurriedly ran over and said, "Master! Master! Mrs. Fifth is not in the room! ”

The noise outside the village was getting closer and closer, and the old horse was in a hurry to death, and said in a heart: "Don't wait! Let's run! Run east! The bandits are coming from the west! "Talking about a group of people, mothers-in-law, mothers-in-law, mothers-in-law, mother

A group of disheveled men, riding horses and weapons in hand, have arrived in the village! There were about seventeen or eighteen men, and when they saw the door of Lao Ma's house open, they pointed at it with a horsewhip and said, "Okay! There are people in this house! Brothers! Come here and get some food mats! ”

Saying that, these people got off the horse and swaggered towards the courtyard, just in time for the old horse to go out with people, and the two parties met, each stunned.

The old horse panicked: "You ...... Who are you? ”

The leader had a scar on his left cheek, which looked very mad, and he arched his hand and said, "Brother, don't be afraid!" Under the surname Li, the name is Kejian, the people in the rivers and lakes are called 'Eagle Claw Mountain Li Hanwa', our brothers are all from Eagle Claw Mountain, and we are passing by here today, and I want to beg for food at my brother's house, rest assured! Our brothers are the masters of eating and giving money! Seeing that my brother has a faΓ§ade here, then there must be good food to eat, dare to ask my brother's surname? ”

When the old horse heard this, he said in his heart: "Good girl, I'm really afraid of something, it's really a horse bandit!" ”

There are many legends about horse bandits, some people say that this horse bandit burns and loots everywhere, and when he catches people, he will eat meat and drink blood, so all his eyes are red; Some people also say that the horse bandits are very righteous and never harass the people of the village, and specialize in dealing with corrupt officials and corrupt officials, and do the right thing for heaven.

As for the horse bandits in Eagle Claw Mountain, people also have rumors that the horse bandits in Eagle Claw Mountain have a famous rule that 'there is no offense within a radius of twenty miles; There are two explanations for the "red and white meeting" twenty miles away, one is that the gold and silver treasures must be taken out, and the other explanation is that the white knife goes in and the red knife comes out, both of which make sense.

These rumors, Lao Ma naturally knows. At this moment, the old horse had to resign himself to say: "The villain...... The villain's surname is cheap...... The surname is Ma, and the villain has eyes and no beads......"

The bandit leader Li Kejian hurriedly arched his hand and said: "Yo, it turned out to be Brother Ma, offended, offended!" ”